Waifu thread
Previous: >>726492267
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio
Still here.
>>726500408
Ach, das kennt man doch schon.
Zeig mehr Alzheimer, wie die Oma die vergesen hat, das der Führer tot ist und permament versucht auf ihn anzustoßen.
>>726500487
Die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa?
>>726500548
My biggest concern is that my pants won't be able to restrict the beast no more if an actual f-femal touched by hair.
>claiming Taiga
Quack
Still here
Claim
>>726500945
jerk off before you go or something?
>>726500993
I see, you wanna join our rabbit? we finished watching a movie, we're not really doing anything right now
>>726500945
Aber es wär doch romantisch
Da fällt mir nur die hier ein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lNlJ6s9Bqo
>8IPs
>4 QTs
we're off to a good start
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
カラミチーマス
>>726501172
Sure.
>>726500477
So you hate tea tea.
>>726500428
Eric is why I want birb.
Also Harley and Gotcha.
https://youtu.be/tRsfOGJ5lZg
https://youtu.be/bUNECHCKWBc
>>726501463
http://lets.rabb.it/886j/9FcuZZyuJB
if you know anything you want, just put it, we never do anything productive
>>726501070
BIRB
>>726501128
No way that's gonna be enough. I probably wont even muster the courage to step inside the store, and even if I did I'd creep everyone out with my heavy sweating and breathing.
>>726501192
>Assoziales Element
Topkek.
Der Kameramann ist bestimmt 3 Schattierungen zu dunkel.
>>726501282
It suits her well. I'd tap that.
>>726500945
How about starting with something on a smaller scale?
>>726501685
pretend shes ur waifu
>>726501574
Hating one popular tea flavor does not mean you hate tea entirely
It's like saying hating one anime thing means you hate every single anime thing
>>726501605
So listening to 2sexy isn't productive? :o
>>726501754
Any suggestions?
>>726501896
I'd cum right there, in my pants, before she even starts.
Also what if I start violently hugging her while screaming until the cops arrive?
>>726501574
Cockatoos in general are fucking douchebags.
>>726501685
Tomoko is surprisingly a good model for Cosplay.
She can wear a lot of costumes well and a lot of things look good on her.
However, my favorite costume swap is Megumin and Emilia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dyXDXDhN88
>>726502144
then you have a good story to tell /waifu/ %)
>>726502188
>Lewd!
Show Megumin. Emilia is meme tier anyway.
>>726502275
Nah, they said next time I won't get off with just a restriction order.
>stalks
>>726502419
Just google Emilia Megumin and it will pop up in Images.
There're some real niggers in this thread
>>726501605
brb updating firefox :o
[cue sonokawa]
>>726502691
I thought you broke :o
>>726501685
Ach, nur gut gebräunt würd ich sagen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0KBTK4Vq2A
kennste den schon, speziell der typ bei 1:20 ist der hammer
mister Hate please give me advice on techniques if you're gonna tell me to kill myself this thread <3
>>726502997
Kill Yourself
hate-chan is kind of cute...
>>726503123
how ;~; please give me advice on what method works best
>>726502144
I dunno? Finding some allies might be a good begining?
I love Kumiko!
If you're gonna do something then do it right.
>>726503560
little kumiko is so cute :(
great scott that was a pretty cool /waifu/ sesh i had w u guys thanks for lighting up my day! now i will go watch a ni me
ikarous if u read this pls come back soon
>>726502568
Oh, I read that wrong I hoped for more Tomo cosplay...
>>726502599
Lies and slender!
>>726502676
Yea, I need to take a detour every time I go shopping just so I can avoid the playground.
Takes me a good 20 minutes longer each time...
>>726502931
Bester Mann. Schande dass das nichts geworden ist.
Ihr hättet ruhig etwas besser Wahlkampf machen können...
>>726503495
Like, the honorable Japs or the strong Serbs?
>>726503560
I love the way you love her
>>726504043
Look, Tomoko a clock.
>>726503837
She's just as cute at every age!
>>726504164
I just post in these threads anon, nothing admirable about that.
>>726504043
Or we could start with like-minded people in the thread?
>>726504043
Ach, hab mit gutem Gewissen den alten Mann 2 mal gewählt
>>726504225
This is somewhere between hot and depressing. My cock is confused.
>>726504384
We might be able to guilt trip that multi track heretic into joining. I'll try it lowkey.
>>726502205
Hey, wanna join us in our quest to cleanse Europe of the Jew?
>>726504501
Ein guter Anfang, aber der Feind betrügt gewiss noch mehr!
>>726504225
I don't think that look suits her
>>726504677
Tomoko a Goddess.
>>726504719
Who cares what you think.
>>726504719
mfw I have this as a wallscroll at home
>>726504360
But you you always do it in such a nice and inspiring way.
>>726504763
i do tbh
>>726504677
Und mit alter Mann mein ich natürlich den Bello
Der Feind lügt die ganze Zeit, ja
Why are people so bad at this game? Tomo
>>726504719
It really doesn't
>>726504892
>when nobody cares what you think
>>726504763
Tomoko is too flat
>>726504677
Sure thing, how can I contribute to this noble cause?
>>726504977
But that's wrong, you retarded cat.
>>726503919
i don't wanna
>>726505103
It's true though, DFC is just a meme
>>726501973
>chai translates literally to tea
>>726502181
Entertaining douchebags.
>>726504977
She is perfect to me.
>>726504763
My poor dick doesn't know what to do anymore, but my curious mind wants you to continue.
Also sorry Tomoko, but string-boobs only works with boobs.
>>726504906
Die teilwesen deutschen Untertitel iritieren immer ein wenig...
Hast du keine qualitativ hochwertigen Fanarts?
>>726505241
Udders are for cattle. Real women have flats.
>>726504961
It's gotten really comfy. Especially the music sessions.
>>726505095
These symbols where a fine first step.
Next we're gonna make a whole in a box.
>>726505241
Honestly, I just say "More than an hand or mouthful is a waste."
What's the point of F-cups if you can't even adequately play with the entire breast.
Big fat cat tats are a meme.
>>726505448
That was the joke.
>>726505107
;;;;'___ ;;; for me? i cant talk to you any other way
>>726504863
I thank you for your appreciation, anon.
>>726505103
don't let the man get you down
>>726504677
And who might that be?
>>726505788
An amazing thumnail once again thumbnail....
>>726505534
I have discussed the matter with my Johnson and we reached the conclusion that it's even better without boobs as it manages to highlight the flatness of the chest.
God bless DFC!
>>726505788
The friendly claimer of god's chosen race who already agreed to go along with the plan.
Also just for research purposes:
>>726505787
>>726505788
>>726505789
>>726505448
Real women with feminine penises maybe
>>726505534
No such thing as a waste
>>726505448
Fanart ist häresie!!!
Nur original material zählt! Und eigene Screenshots haben eben die emotionalste Verbindung!
>>726505959
Ach ja, etwas Poesie:
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t-tt
>>726505986
Hell no.
Or well, just sometimes.
>>726505682
Never.
>>726505959
Agreed.
DFC is love
DFC is life
>>726505986
Lies. Lies lies lies.
>feminine penis
>>726505992
>Fanart ist häresie!!!
No it's not!
More waifu content isn't heresy.
Go away you filthy heretic!
>>726505992
Päffätick!
Schäbige Ausschnitte aus 360p Videos samt halbem Untertitel sind armselig und zeugen von schwachem Geist.
>>726506154
Bist du auf Droge?
>>726506221
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>>726506221
While too big is a thing, it's far past more than a handful
A DFC may as well be a little boy
>>726506920
<3
>>726506739
Hi jill
Reminder: Tits may be okay, but DFC is a best
>>726507204
hey Tomoko. doing anything today?
>>726507308
agreed.
>>726507308
ass is better
>>726506962
Just to be sure, you know we are talking about preference right? And neither of us are wrong?
Either way, I just like tinier breasts. They just seem more erotic. Like "I know there is a breast here, it can't hide from me, I will find you!" Instead of "Oh, well, there it is."
Leaves nothing to the imagination.
>>726507367
Just sitting around playing titanfall. Jill is pretty cute.
>>726505448
Glad to know you are enjoying it.
Probably gonna sleep now though, unless I can't, in which case I'll just stay up a bit doing dog things with my dog.
>>726505682
you're welcome
>>726506750
Das is hochqualitatives 1080p HD proxer Stream Material, du pleb! Mit Greenshot auf die Sekunde geschossen und feinst ausgewählt!
>>726507456
Pedo detected
>>726507774
nah, but you are.
>>726508158
She's above the age of consent
>>726508158
>>726508158
Coming from you, weow.
>>726507407
Monica...
>>726507420
Not much to imagine with a flat chest
"Hmm, I wonder if she's pancake or Arkansas flat..."
It's like a movie, you get a peek then want to see all of it and you can't exactly show off nothing
>>726508292
Yeah, he's trying to camoflague his desires with that, just like gays who marry women
>>726507420
The things I would give to be Yuu in that pic.
>>726508165
Not compared to Jill. Its probably the purple.
>>726508340
what
>>726508292
Reminder that AoC is 13 in Japan.
>>726508340
That took you a while, didn't it?
>>726508396
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight? The things I would give to BE Yuu.
>constantly molested by Tomoko
>Tomoko will always answer your calls
>Tomoko has no issue touching you or doing anything you would suggest
>>726506404
It's the distorted sick image of some drawfag visually raping your waifu, how can you be okay with this
>>726508533
Well, Taiga is 17 or something
>>726508526
It's what black people call each other
>>726508533
That tends to happen when you're doing other things
>>726508542
Now that's what I call autism.
>>726508705
17 is greater than 13, she is legal.
>>726508740
Wash your hands.
>>726508533
Dreams.
>>726508396
purple it is, then.
>>726508533
>Pocari Sweat
god damnit dude don't give me these cravings.
>>726508855
Not that
>>726505379
I hate the orange chai, is that understood? Call it masala or whatever.
For fucks sake you take things more literal than me.
>>726508542
>limited to a limited amount of low res screencaps
Not for me.
I'd still pick Taiga even at 25+ easily.
It's not her age that makes her cute.
there's a storm outside
will someone hold me?
>>726508740
>It's what black people call each other
>
>>726508943
I want to pump Tomoko full of mana.
>>726509003
Brawndo is better.
>>726509035
Post lewds.
>>726509095
No
>>726509179
I thought you weren't into busty beauties
>>726509095
go outside and hold something metallic up in the sky
>>726509314
They aren't my favorite, but I'd never turn down a titty.
>>726509003
The legging stuff is cute too. Probably like you.
>>726509179
Same. Never will happen though.
>>726509422
>Never will happen though.
Not with that attitude it won't.
>>726509095
I will
>>726509077
>Not experiencing the true form of his waifu
Yeeeah, you only like her for the DFC and the köttbullars
>>726509597
you're who I want
>>726509314
her tails would be heavy in the rain :o
>>726509398
who is this? -_-
>>726509095
yeah <3
>>726509179
...Brawndo?
also no because Pocari Sweat has good memories of sitting on Korean rooftops and looking out over Seoul.
>>726509422
I only have one other with stockings. enjoy.
there... are two Tomokos. Twomokos.
I'm back again.
>>726509692
-_- ya old dingi
>>726508740
Nigga, bruh, dog, homie
>>726509692
Why me?
>>726509748
Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator. It's what plants need!
It's a parody of Gatorade in the movie Idiocracy.
>>726509667
>true form of his waifu
I think you need to explain that one, are we purely talking looks here?
Even with a slightly different look, I'd more than likely chose her.
>>726508855
Are you refering to your image?
>>726509873
I love you
>>726509827
go die in a dress -_-
>>726509748
never let go <3
>>726509408
Foxy lewds are not for you
>>726509692
Yes, but she is stronk
>>726510003
spic -_-
>>726509525
The closest possible is cosplay and even then it wouldnt be true Tomoko.
>>726509748
I do very much. May save for later use. Yeah there is me and Texas. Also guac now.
>>726509761
Welcome back
>>726509748
Hello Jill
>>726510003
Why -_-
>>726509966
Nope. There is good fanart of every girl. You are just being ridiculous.
>>726510009
Post them. I want to view her bust and foxy physique.
>>726510104
Yeah. Every cosplay I see of her they use mascara for eye bags tho. I'd rather they just forgo them all together until they can acquire real eye bags.
>>726510104
How are you tomoko
>>726509960
We're talking about how she real is, as created by the artist gods that made her. Fan art is just the twisted projection some weeb has of her who thinks he is somehow worthy to create an image of her that pleases his fantasy.
>slightly different
knew it
mitsuru claimed
>>726509942
ah. I'll keep that in mind, I guess?
>>726509960
cute hair.
>>726510003
<3
>>726510104
wait, okay. which one of you is s-mug? I'm lost on who's who now.
>>726510136
hey you. we drinking tonight?
>>726510494
Lewd
>>726510377
hi mado/2b =)
>>726510600
Eh. only if you want to watch a movie one day.
It's pretty funny in my opinion.
>>726510319
How can fanart ever be good if it's false
>>726510319
I'll just leave that to your imagination
Or a google search, whichever tickles your fancy
>>726510817
>being this ridiculous
Whatever.
>>726510887
Two Words:
Sad Panda
rea drives like a maniac
>>726510968
Two rebuttal words:
Wot's that?
I'm off to bed, goodnight everyone!
>>726510400
I picked my waifu based on my interpretation of the show, I might not get what the artist was going for at all.
The artist of a picture is completely irrelevant, all that matters is if I like it or not.
You make it sound like you should pick a waifu purely based on looks.
>picked Ai
Oh boy.
>>726511060
Stop whining, you're still alive.
>>726507996
L-lewd dog things?
>>726508105
Die 90er-Optik willst du mir als full hd verkaufen?
Außerdem hab ich hier Shiro auf 15725x9808 pixel, git on my level.
>>726508158
>
>>726511213
You don't know about Sad Panda?
Now you have to post a lewd. A more tasteless lewd.
>>726511213
>not knowing sad panda
you... you what
>>726511387
I don't observe these rules
>>726510319
That sounds like a lot of work.
>>726510377
Just killing things in titanfall 2. You?
>>726510600
I am the one you talk to normally.
>>726511060
Cool I want to go.
>>726510619
Xd, here's less lewd
>>726511060
Sono~ How are you?
>>726511217
>interpretation of the show
Yes, that's the point. Fan art on the other hand is not the show, but someone elses distorted interpretation of the character and therefore something else!
I picked her based on the personality she displayed throughout the show. After 870+ Episodes you get a good feeling for that.
>>726511228
Die Optik hat sich gut entwickelt! Man bleibt den Anfängen halt doch etwas treu
>>726511539
I'll keep that in mind. thanks, friend.
>>726511830
>distorted interpretation of the character
If my interpretation fits with it, is it still distorted though?
Is the show itself distorted then?
>>726510712
heyy.
>>726511539
I'm playing NieR, atm.
>>726512026
You just imply that it fits; you've only seen one fanart, but you have to interpret this fan-Taiga as a whole new character. Therefore it is easy to project your dream-Taiga onto this drawing, that does not represent her at all.
>>726511925
Keep what in mind?
>>726512091
Really liking that game huh?
>hello all
Fan art is awesome
Not heresy
>>726512317
But her original representation is just the production of another man's idealization
>>726512450
cute legs
>>726512586
But it's the true idealization; the one that gave her life
adfs
asdf