Waifu thread
Previous: >>726478712
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio
Still here.
>mfw I'm the oldest fag in these threads as of late
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>726491957
What do you mean?
>>726492425
I thought Velvet was.
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
>>726492425
rip, you
>>726492425
Everyone left. They always do.
That's why waifu are superior to 3d beings.
I still claim Nui. Nobody else can have her.
<insert random Dio insult here>
>>726492541
Simply that a lack of empathy is an oddity to me.
When people do something to you and you dislike it, not projecting a similar standard onto others, within reason, is odd.
I love all of you <3 <3 <3 <3
Claim
>>726492541
Nah fam.
>>726492561
Ironically, no rip me.
>>726492567
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>726492728
>>726492725
you too
>>726492728
how oooooooooooooooooooold are you tho?
>>726492756
kys
You deserve death for having this saved.
>>726492728
Eh.
i had planned on starting steins;gate again yesterday but it didn't happen, i hope it's not a repeat today
>>726492901
I went out of my way to find these at some point.
カラミチーマス
>>726492725
>>726490791
Ah, could be relaxing. Have some light Jazz in the back?
>>726492859
I was here before the thread went 24 hours.
Before a lot of heresy.
Before it devolved into a circlejerk of avatarfagging.
>muh oldfag status
>>726492901
Yup. Eh.
>>726493019
They are surprisingly distinct.
>>726493100
<
Nothing going on here, move along.
>>726493124
>so old
Tell us tales of the old days, senpai!
>>726493124
oh i thought you meant old like you were born earlier. personally i dont give a hoot about how long ppl been posting on imageboards haha!
>>726493059
sounds good to me! I'll throw on some blazo tonight when I drink <3
Here
>>726493276
[gives you e-huggo]
>>726493124
I can only claim the pre-heresy oldfag status.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8kT0SClcfc
>>726493276
Back when I what was a waifu poster in the earliest days of these threads we talked about waifus. The end.
>>726493308
As you shouldn't.
>>726491362
>besonders langen Inaktivitätsphase
Ich war nicht unbedingt "aktiv" aber ich war eigentlich immer da
>vergessen
Ich glaube da gab es echt einen Grund für
>wieder schwer aktiv. So scheiße das Leben
Regel 5: Das ist nicht dein Blog.
Ist eigentlich nur langeweile.
>>726493414
but still how old are you in irl
>>726492725
Kill Yourself
>>726493377
More than what most can claim.
>>726493517
Guess.
Good evening~
>>726492340
Hey dear nazi neighbour!
>>726493618
17 %)
>>726493336
I haven't had tea in a while however, so it may be a slow start.
>>726493408
Welcome back.
Hoe was the nap?
>>726493559
but you haven't told me how to yet ;~;
>>726493666
that's okay! it's always a good time for tea <3
really wish i were talking to bc while listening to asmr right now... %\
>>726493648
Shoot, I wish. When I was 17 I was a normalfag with a girlfriend who was getting laid.
>>726493363
Don't! E-phyisical contact could give me an e-rection.
>>726493414
To keep the spirit of old times alive I still often say 'you're waifu a shit', even when she is actually mediocre in quality.
>>726493478
>echt ein Grund
Wahrscheinlich Faultheit. Der Grund wars bei mir.
>>726493619
Greetings! How are we neighbors?
>>726493799
>with a girlfriend who was getting laid
so you were the....cuck? %))))
>>726493848
im sorry it's already too late. i never renege on my e-hugs.
>>726493865
Ahahaha, I get it. Because of my poor sentence structure you assumed that only my girlfriend was getting laid.
Ho ho ho. What a way to use my own words against me. Yup. Sure got me.
No, faggot. My Girlfriend and I would have sex with each other.
>>726493671
It was okay
>>726494032
thats awesome for you. i never did that...
>>726494109
Don't worry, there are plenty of other VIRGINS in this thread.
>>726494185
tell me your MOTHERFUCKIN age friend >%))))) and then teach me how to get a gf and have sex. oh also how do you kiss?
>>726493799
How do you land here when you have such a great start?
>>726493618
Back when Chara was all about the genocide. And yeah, kinda wish I was around earlier. Coming up on a year April 4.
>>726493848
I'm fine, just a bit tired.
>>726492421
Hello there as well.
>>726494021
You got me like this! Will you take e-responsibility?
>>726494032
>waifu saltmining inc
>>726494185
>mfw
>>726494357
Nah, I meant how is it that we are supposedly neighbors. Who is you? A heretic?
>>726493848
wheeze
>>726494290
I had a fiance and was going to get married less than a year and a half ago.
Life can go downhill fast.
>>726494417
Oui, heresy is only half as bad if they're twins. Basically, I switched from Mukuro to Junko
>>726494276
You have to guess.
Grab her by the pussy.
>>726494290
Who knows. Maybe it was when I started watching anime with one of my roommates and I went full autismo with it.
>>726494296
>I've been here for almost two years
I don't want to live, but dying is too much of a hassle.
>>726494647
>twice in one thread
I'm getting bad at this.
Back off faggots, the bestgirl claimed
>>726494379
just remember rei-sama...keep it in the back of your mind...wherever you are...whatever youre doing...im somewhere else in the world rooting for you!
>>726494417
ofc! i always take e-responsibility for my e-actions
>>726494647
i dont like to guess because being wrong embarrasses me inordinately but fine i'll guess 25 then
can you not have a girlfriend and claim here? :o
>>726494792
Higher.
>>726494840
...yes?
Did you say that wrong?
I assume you mean "Can you have a gf and claim here?", and the answer is still yes.
>>726494586
>>726494647
So you were disappointed once and then you just never recovered?
You almost reach the mental retardation level the fags here have.
>>726494840
If you can be retarded and claim here,
be a sociopath and claim here,
be a HERETIC and claim here, then yes,
you can not have a girlfriend and claim here.
>>726494587
Yea, I guess it doesn't count as much if they are bland and exchangeable anyway.
>>726494483
Grüß Gott. Ich hab dich vor Ort nicht angetroffen. Da muss es wohl einen Irtum gegeben haben!
>>726494792
Tell me what you'd e-do.
>>726494840
No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other.
Matthew 6:24
>>726494912
please stop
>>726494840
that depends, are you my girlfriend miss Konata?
Jibril from NGNL
>>726495020
what i would e-do regarding e-what exactly?
>>726495011
First, let me point out that >>726494586 is not me.
Secondly, it had more to do with my current lifestyle.
I was living with friends, smoking and drinking every day, constantly surrounded by people. It was actually nice to get away from everyone.
I guess I just went a little further than most with it.
>>726495099
No.
>>726495224
youre making me upset %(
lez do dis
>>726495020
I'm not religious
>>726494997
this answers both my questions then, thank you
>>726495125
you're being lewd LOVE
>>726495014
I'm only the first one, thank goodness
>>726495292
But this is an Anonymous image forum.
No one knows who you are here. And by tomorrow, no one will remember. Unless you are ERPing.
Sebastian Michealis from Black Butler is my husbando, sorry but shotas and lolis are not my thing.
>>726494647
Don't listen to this newfag, Rory.
>>726495327
ah! am I YOUR girlfriend, then?
>>726495409
>that black lipstick
I completely forgot about this image.
Have the better version.
>>726495473
do you listen to panic at the disco? :o
>>726494586
>missed the name
sorry Shizu
>>726495224
So you would be a normie if you just went out and met people?
>>726495409
why are you being like this to meeeee %,(((
pls e-date me?
>mfw girl I was too shy to talk to because fear of awkwardness was den chatting with another person who I know is three times as awkward
>>726493735
It was hard to get used to, I'll tell you that.
>>726494792
That's a comforting thought.
Why though?
>>726495573
Probably.
>>726495583
No.
>>726495188
Wew lad, that's a quality claim but it might prove problematic.
>>726495204
The e-rection caused by the forced e-hug.
>>726495327
I can tell by the lies and the gayness.
Quack
But what if Dio IS my husbando?
>>726495489
Huh?
>>726495489
Did you ever get past Sad Panda?
>>726495011
Never is harsh. And probably untrue.
And "disappointed" is a very mild way to phrase things.
I like to think I'll "recover" as you phrase it.
One year is quite fast to get over someone that you've been with for your entire adult life.
At least for me.
>>726495607
idk it's the magic of the internet or something darling
>>726495664
holy shit.... ur making me go crazy a little right here. is this part of the lesson or what is this?
>>726495680
oh, in that case i e-push you into a cold shower
>>726495771
Birb
>>726495664
I have to admit I am a little disappointed by your reasoning. But I'm sure there's more.
What makes you, pretty much willingly, decide to stay the way you are now if the alternative seems so much more enjoyable?
>>726495771
Birb
>>726495585
drink something like chai and have it with milk and sugar!
Now the real question, do I partake in the sleep that I cherish you stay here and let my brain rot?
>>726493786
Can you stop calling me BC?
>>726495940
Chai tea is terrible to me.
>>726496014
ANYTHING YOU SAY
>>726495890
Talking about this with a professional rather than me may be a good first step in recovering
At least that person would fake interest as long as you pay
>>726495680
don't talk to me
>>726495502
I'm seeing someone though :/
(guys... guys im doing it! >>726493786 it's happening!!!!)
how do i get a certain russian girl to like me?
>>726495923
It's a straight forward rejection.
>>726495930
I'm used to it. I've not really been presented a reason to leave.
>>726495804
>>726495489
>>726495923
Sounds pretty magical.
You can e-root for me freely then.
This bagel is blacker than the south
>>726496057
>chai tea
That shit never gets old.
>>726496186
you never make another post ever again
>>726495771
>>726496221
did you burn a bagel?
>>726496057
oh! I have no suggestions then ;~;
>>726496132
oh! I hope you two are very happy then <3
>>726496081
It's really hard for me to be your friend when you call me by that name
>>726496221
Blacker than this?
she is my treasure. MINE ALONE!
>>726495923
Blueballed again... #storyofmylife
>>726495948
Get some sleep.
>>726496132
Like not at all?
>>726496369
Yes, It tastes like what burning ants with a magnifying glass smells like.
>>726496431
probably
>>726496410
i do apologize, it's a very bad habit of mine and one i intend to break immediately!
>>726496104
I'm not expecting you to fix anything.
And i wasn't expecting you to care.
I was pointing out an obvious flaw in your logic.
Not wanting to go out and be a normalfag because some guy on the internet thinks i should doesn't make me mentally retarded.
>>726496449
Not anymore
>>726496215
ah well
>>726496219
^_^
>>726496489
sorry about that friend. i didnt know youd react so....aggressively!
>>726496626
in ur dreams buddy
>>726496531
This is your last chance
>>726496264
please help =(
>>726496489
reason has spoken!
Well, I'm going to bed then, night guys!
>>726496739
ikarous please dont go away... ;_ ;
>>726496491
you goofed up
make a new one?
>>726496489
please leave me alone
>>726496752
I'll help you anon, for a small price
>>726495787
C_Data is post-2017 cancer and his opinion holds no weight whatsoever, unlike the 2015 cancer whose opinions hold even less weight since they're not even here anymore.
He's worse than the Bun, no joke.
>>726495804
Nhentai is better anyway, newfriend.
>>726496219
You don't even know why he said that!
>Shush!
>>726496633
This e-hug was the most physical contact I had in 724 days.
>>726496798
Sleep well, stranger!
>>726496976
Why are you always so mean to me? Like seriously, you're a douche!
>>726495020
Wie kann das sein :o warst du eh im richtigen Stock?
>>726496992
I'd like to think myself as capable of making a fairly accurate assumption, if a little non-specific..
>>726496992
I like that site.
>>726497101
not being touched familiarly for long periods of time is awful %(
>>726497183
Im Österstock, ja :o
>>726496976
But I've almost already finished it :o
>>726497260
Its normal.
>>726496186
Russian girls are seriously really nice, you'll love them.
>>726496809
Good girl
-pets-
>>726496992
>worse than Bun
Which Bun?
Are you just mad he doesnt lewdroll anymore?
>I really dont know
>>726497265
Aber aber, ich bin doch im 88ten!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHmm8sejDAk
>>726495020
Wow... right in the feels...
>>726496992
When you can't get past Sad Panda, there is always nhentai.
You seem a bit rustled since I poofed for a week or two.
>>726497279
I don't like eating food if it's nasty, waste of calories
what do you like on your bagels? :o
>>726496992
>Nhentai is better anyway, newfriend.
No.
>>726497336
well it shouldn't be!!
>>726497347
TTTTTwwwwwwTTTT my treasure! i hope you are doing well
>>726497541
-kiss-
it's really early in the morning here and its very cold. How are you?
>>726497541
It is. Better to be used to it.
>>726497510
I'm severely underweight so I don't need to worry about that.
Usually cream cheese but I just ate this one plane.
>>726497260
Maybe if I feel really confident one day I'll go to the barber again.
>>726497434
Da war ich natürlich auch, wie in jedem Stock mit dubs.
>Ananas
Es ist nicht okay sich über Menschen mit Alzheimer lustig zu machen!
>>726497448
Bolshevist heretics deserve no kind words...
>>726497688
i wonder how the running is there. it's getting to be night time and it is slightly chilly here! im relaxing after working hard all day at tha factory.
>>726496857
i want her more than you
>>726497919
so you really should eat another bagel
depending on what we have, I'll add jelly or jam, or some Philadelphia cream cheese, strawberry kind is good
>>726497762
id rather be sad constantly than believe not being touched is normal
>>726497921
omfg thats a good reason to possibly grow my hair out again and i hadnt considered it... i will need to sleep on this
>>726498007
dude you either misunderstand or are completely delusional if you really believe that
hanako.jpg
>>726492421
Sauce?
>>726498177
Then you would be wrong.
>>726497919
>plane
It did taste like 9/11
>>726498099
I should eat more but I'm not really in the mood for another bagel now.
I've never actually had jelly on a bagel.
>>726495930
Quack quack
>>726495932
Ohaiyo
>>726496308
Morning!
>>726498177
With one of these super short douchbag cuts you could probably got there every week!
But then again they'd use the machine for that and not touch them as much...
Still, just thinking of it is making my heart race. No way I could do something so assertive.
>>726498225
barelybacon.jpg
Post more crispy.
>>726498474
It's not that good, it's better on toast, but I prefer bagels
I used to put peanut butter on my bagels with milk, I love pb I'll put it on anything I guess
I love Kumiko!
>>726498835
Loving someone is good
>>726497921
Hast dich nicht klingeln getraut, was
Aber es ist so lustig ;_;
>>726498481
Thread needs more birb.
https://youtu.be/0dCzjyypmXg
>>726498797
>bagels with milk
Oh god what
>>726499069
it's just for the peanut butter :o
what do you like bagels with, coffee?
>>726496247
I hate the flavor
>>726496406
Darn. Back to old Jasmine
>>726497426
I'm bothered that he's too much of a normielord to talk nowadays.
>Which Bun?
There were more than one Bun?
I meant Velvet 'No laughter over my daughter' Scarlatina.
>>726497515
Be nice, I couldn't get past the Panda and C_Data doesn't know why either.
>>726497479
I don't have much of a choice.
I may be, I guess I've been missing it to some degree.
>>726497224
Awh. You know I wasn't being serious, silly.
>>726498932
Is the type of love I have for something 2D a good thing though?
>>726497921
Typical German, betraying a comrade even though they're allies and very similar
>>726498932
If they're real then they will hurt you or leave you
If they're 2D then they won't love you back
Loving someone is bad
>>726499380
Post lewds.
>>726498317
why not be my dog
>>726498335
fine
>>726498572
>. . . assertive
%( bad feel. one time... they shampooed me... 8-|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0O4lkksFh8
>>726497224
Discord isn't working too well, I apologize.
I'll keep trying to reconnect.
>>726499502
Show me the trips.
>>726499347
So you dont like tea tea?
>>726499380
Is Alice not a bun?
And hell never be that much a normielord.
>>726499186
I guess so.
You don't actually put milk ON your bagel do you? I just read that wrong?
>>726498935
Die öffentliche zur Schau Stellung verstößt gegen die Genfer Konvention!
(Hast du eigentlich noch mehr?)
>>726499406
>similar
Fool!
Jesus said that a man and his waifu are one flesh by the will of god, and what God has joined together, let no one separate!
I have not once committed the evil deed, so refrain from comparing us.
>>726499550
N-no way! Like *heavy breathing* r-rubbing it in?
>>726499849
haha
you did silly, a glass of milk I mean :o
>>726499873
yes and scrubbing my hair and rinsing with warm water. dude it was https://youtu.be/EPxhxfE-sy0?t=2m23s heavenly
>>726499740
It's okay.
*pat*
>>726499845
I hate chai specifically.
>>726499911
Good.
I was very concerned for a second there.
>>726500180
You hate tea?
>>726500055
>intensity overload
I-I couldn't possibly do this!
>>726499873
Dann wart ich das nächste mal draussen auf ner Bank und trag ne rote Rose als Erkennungsmerkmal
Türlich hab ich mehr lustiges Zeug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_1g3rVBmos
>>726499016
Eric is a fucking hero
>>726500198
I only put milk in my cereal and pancakes, nothing weird obviously
what are you doing now?
>>726500318
I hate chai tea, and other weird flavors not natural from leaves. So Jasmine and others are acceptable.
>>726499873
But comrade nazi,we have similar goals~
>>726500358
you just have to try really hard and not get too excited and let your knee hit the ground in the same motion you get out of the chair...(as in you propose to the lady)
>>726500437
>pancakes
WHAT
Just talking to you I guess.
I have a headache.