69 decides my opening line for her

nice tits... i think this is one long distance relationship that will flourish

>>726483204
Nice 5 head

>>726483262

damn. just missed it

>>726483204
can i firmly insert my anaconda into your cave

>>726483267

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

>i'll braid your hair, if you know what i mean

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Another pic

>>726483204
Have you considered rogaine for women?

how about some californication

liberal cucktard. build the wall

>>726483204
do you mind if i have a wank over your pictures

>>726483204
Please shit in my mouth

I sure hope you like anal.

>>726483204
How much?

>>726483204
How many abortions have you had? I myself am pro choice as well.

>>726483204
Butsecks

>>726483387

1. E4

>>726483267
Roll

>>726483472
haha. reroll for this OP

>>726483444
Damn wasted trips

Rolling again

>>726483204
Wanna go to a lame movie and make out?

>>726483267
This

>>726483472

>>726483267
Rollin

>>726483534
Reroll

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Waiting for my 69 guys :)

Have you ever thought about doing a porno?

>>726483534
>>726483586
Reroll the reroll

Lets shag baby

>>726483472
Rerawl

>>726483537
Roll

>>726483591
did it hurt...

I think pickles suck, speaking of sucking pickles what are you doing tonight?

Tits or gtfo

>>726483523

"For a person that didnt showered this morning, your skin doesnt look that oily! #naturally"

>>726483534
>>726483586
>>726483626
Rerolling the reroll's reroll

>>726483204

i went to lehigh

>>726483642
reroll

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>>726483666

>>726483666
damn. rolling for this

Do you want to help me make my boyfriend jealous?

>>726483666
Checked and wasted trips

>>726483204
You look like fun, can you be tamed?

>>726483666
checkem faggots

Do you want to get lehigh up on this dick?

>>726483666
this

I wanna eat you out, are you available?

>>726483768
So close!

If this goes as planned, think we can be finished by 9? I got a regular booty call at 10.

Hey , You should know I can only get off when a woman fucks me with a strap-on so if this is going to go anywhere I hope you are prepared to ride me hard!

>>726483767
This

>>726483818
not close enough (also rolling for the phrase "not close enough")

Hi there! You look absolutely stunning in your profile pictures. May I take you out to a nice dinner?

>>726483534
Re roll

damnit

>>726483767
Roll

>>726483695
reroll

>>726483658
reroll for lame opening

>>726483873

I have a micropenis

i wanna eat your pussy out

>>726483951

want sum fuk?=)

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Ever been to an adult bookstore?
(send pic)

Wow you look just like my ex gf, pls tell me you use chanel no. 5 too!

You look tight

>>726483534
this might actually work

>>726483833
Rawles

>>726483204
I've been looking at you for a while. Didn't think I would find you here.

>>726483204
I'm only in this for the butt stuff. Want to meet my parents?

Want to go see a lame movie and make out?

lazy thread for unfunny faggot ops

I can land an airplane on those teeth. How about I land my wee wee there instead.

>>726484022
nice. this one OP

>>726483767
This again

>>726484045

'ello m'lady. Can'th I offer to suck from thine feminine posterior those sweet sounds which thou makes as a token of my appreciation toward your surpassing beauty? I doth admit such a thought hath maken me randy indeed!

i'll rape your ass until it turns inside out

You should know I can only get off when a woman fucks me with a strap-on so if this is going to go anywhere I hope you are prepared to ride me hard!

>>726483406
roll

>>726484006
I use it all the time, it works more often than not. Helps if you're good looking.

you're prettier in your photos than when walking around ur living room

>>726483998
This op

I will rape you with sticks

>>726483534
This!

>>726484104
rolling

>>726483204
Hey, my name is Mohammed i like to drink pisserino

>>726483534
reroll

>>726484126
reroll

Shoe on head

>>726484104
THAT ONE! plus: When you meet: You smell different when you are awake...

fuck me up the goat ass, so close

>>726484167
roll

I have some photos for your profile I took from outside your window. You want them?

>>726484148
rolling

>>726483204
You look older than 22.

may i interest you in a night of pure ecstasy?

Can I smelled Ur feet

>>726484104
rolling. checkem

I have peanuts in my dookie.

Hey. We both went to Lehigh. Go Hawks! So, are you from PA? What brings out to Cali?

I think you're really hot, wanna hangout and maybe makeout?

>>726484126
Rollin

>>726484104
this one

>>726483883
this

fuck you for requiring 69

>>726483883
yes

>>726484148
roll

>>726484098
I fucking knew it
It's the perfect blend of cheeky and unoffensive.

roll!
>>726483534

>>726484326
this, tbh fam desu senpai. rolling for this

How big is your dick? Mine is three and a half inches.

no catfishing for you today OP

>>726483883
Yolo

There's been like four 68s but no 69 lol.

>>726483883
Please this

>>726484268
>damn off by one

Do you have a penis? Because I only date women with a penis.

date me or ill rape u

>>726484326

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>>726484104
Roll

Hey, I can fit my whole fist in your mouth, wanna see?

>>726483204
Are you an american school? Because i want to shoot kids inside you.

>>726483883
Plz

>>726483883
man, I suck with women but this made me cringe on another level. does someone have a gun they can shoot me with?

>>726484425
reroll

>>726484438

>>726484371
Roll

>>726483883
absolutely disgusting
how do you live with yourself, you degenerate faggot?

Dont send anything

off by one again. fuck me hard

>>726484444
wasted quads

sometimes i eat my zit puss

>>726484444
quads wills it

>>726484446

>>726484446
Reroll

>>726483204
wanna suck my cock ?

>>726484444
this should count

are you a washing machine because i wanna fill you with my dirty load

>>726483534

REROLL BECAUSE OP WOULD ACTUALLY GET A SHOT WITH THIS

>>726484478
Again

>>726483391
This

What's your option on bestiality?

meme

>>726484444
First time seeing quad

Up for threesomes? My cousin wants to spice things up a little.

>>726484444

Dem quads

>>726484569
WE HAVE A WINNER

>>726484569
winrar

>>726484569
aw fuggg

'ello my lady! it would please me most exceedingly if thoust would defecate kindly into my oral opening.

>>726483472
Roll

>>726484556
Rerolling

>>726484569
WINNER

>>726484569
WINRAR
liberal cucktard. build the wall

>>726484569
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TRUMP WILS IT

>>726484569
haha k3k

>>726484569
Welp enjoy jacking off OPi tried.

>>726484569
winrarrrr

Wanna play, "name the scent on my finger?"

>>726483348
You stole my line fucker

>>726484569
And again god emperor trump wins

>>726484569
winrar

and sort of lame.
There were many wins in the thread.

I think my buddy fucked you at a party. You were passed out. I still go the pics and video. Thanks shit was awesome.

>>726484762
so many

>>726483309
rollingh

>>726484762
Not really

>>726484569
The Donald
H
E O A D
D N L

>>726484627
>>>726484569 (You)
>AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TRUMP WILS IT
My sides

OP where you at??

benis