Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

>>726479991
Multiple casualties due to mudslime infestation !

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Why is this hologram still active? Someone please shut it down.

I cant cum no matter how hard I beat it.

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>>726480472
Here you go son, use this

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>>726480329
You activated the emergency command hologram, remember captain?

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I find your rhythms illogicial

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>>726480606
Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?

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A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard’s eyes glow. The Horus guard’s beak glistens. The Setesh guard’s nose drips.

>>726481010
>>726481121

Filthy Stargate...

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>>726479991
Doc look...I've been keeping my pet tribble in the front of my pants for a week or so now and I'm developing a rash of epic proportions also I seem to have several new tribble in my quarters that i can not account for...advice and maybe some ointment please??

>>726481121
Well memed friend

>>726481627
I read that in a Tom Paris voice...

>>726479991
Alain Juppé ?

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>>726481817
Fascinating...
It seems humans can attribute properties such as a a persons voice to something that is not audibly heard. I shall study this phenomena further.

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>>726481817
>>726482362
that's great guys but I'm in real trouble here, please help?!?

pic very related

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>>726479991
Thanks Doc, but I think we're good here. I can finish this one up myself.

>>726482362
The voices are real Tuvok.

>>726479991
ass cancer

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>>726481010
>>726481121
Accept Origin into your heart Shol'va

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Captain!! Strange readings from the surface below! Take a look at this! *On screen*

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>>726483222

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>>726479991

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>>726480326

>>726482362
>oh look kids a space nigger

yo dawg where can i find some space weed up in this bitch?

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>>726481010
>>726481121
Those file names

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>>726479991
A Bajoran stole my gold pressed latinum when she was giving me an oomox!
It's. a space shoah!

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>>726484635

>>726485108
Sounds like you need a wall...

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I grow weary of this nonsense. Summon the fleet, we're leaving!

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>>726485446

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>>726486296
> My sides
> Lost in subspace
Fucking top kek

>>726479991
I have to poop.

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>>726480606
Doctor, We agreed that you would disable your daydream subroutines. Please report to B'Elanna for maintenance. We cannot afford to lose any more men.

>>726486296
Dukat did nothing wrong

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>>726486509

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>>726479991
im sexually attracted to the warp core

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>>726486740

You guys are so fucking awesome. this used to be my go-to show.
This brings back memories.

Thank you /b/.
I love you sometimes.

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Captain said I have a problem

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>>726487055

>>726487055

i want space wenches too

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>>726486896
That would certainly explain why you never get better.

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>>726487028

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>>726479991
Doctor, I'm suffering from extreme cameltoe

>>726487237
i just started watching DS9... do you ever grow to like this cunt? he is awful so far

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>>726479991
My tits hurt. Could you massage them for me?

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>>726487237

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>>726487473
>>726487487

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>>726487028

>>726487483
The answer is no

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>>726486809

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>>726487483
Season 2 is painfully bajoran, but after that it gets better and better and better and better and oh my holy mother of mercy it's so friggen good. Every single character will grow on you (except some obiouvs bajorans)

>>726488071
good to know, thanks for the reply. I like Quark and Odo. Dax makes me feel really cool down there, is this normal?

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>>726488071
Just tell the Vedek I'm not here, and convey my apologies for my absence. Just make something up, anything. Please.

>>726488351
baseball

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>>726488239
Jadzia Dax always seemed out of place. Until the swimsuit episode. She seemed to fit in after that. Fitting in very well, indeed.

>>726488239
Just wait for Ezri Dax in the last season

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Did I Space Trek right?

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Now THIS is podracing!

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>>726488842
You idiot, stop posting Gate Wars: The next generation. This is a start rekt tred.

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>>726489075
shut up, wesley

>>726488560
oh shit theres a swimsuit episode?! hot diggity damn. Also I gotta know does the Enterprise ever come back to DS9? I need a Data/Odo makeout scene.

>>726489295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vhSMSy_64

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>>726489075

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>>726479991
Hey Doc I fucked my bitch up with a bat
She supposed to cook me dinner
You fix her fast for me

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>>726489116

my weenie hurts

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I've got this stuck in my dick, can you help Doc?

>>726489440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afhMMcAHlKw

space kek

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>>726489490

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This bitch got arrested for exposing herself to a child,.

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>>726489642

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>>726489816

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>>726479991
doc! its hot in here!

>>726484226
I mean this isn't even true. Christianity in China is a big deal

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Hello?
This is Patric?

>>726489927
moar Carter plox

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>>726490329

>>726488560
also, is Voyager worth the watch too? I've only seen TNG

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>>726490746

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>>726490132

>>726490794
Only good episodes were the liquid space episodes....only enemy the Borg were afraid of is in those.

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>>726491109
>>726491109
ops wrong pic

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>>726491103

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>>726491311

>>726491454
Damn Dax was smoking hot

>>726490794
voyager is pretty great, avoid DS9 tho, pure shite

>>726491576

you're shite, DS9 and voyager are both great

>>726491553

hell fucking yeah she was mate. ezri dax wasn't half bad either, but jadzia dax and kira - both total babes

>>726491576
>>726491704
well shit now I'm confused. TNG was amazing. I'm on season 2 of DS9. Some people like Voyager others say its garbage. wasn't there another one?

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>>726491704
you are incorrect, DS9 is a tedious pile of shite

>>726491812

TNG is absolutely amazing. Voyager and DS9 are both great, but not quite up to TNG level. Between the two I rank DS9 ever so slightly higher - but that's due to my own personal inclinations. DS9 is darker and grittier, a war story at heart, whereas Voyager is more traditional Star Trek at heart

>>726479991
I have a big crack in my ass.

>>726491812
there was also 'Enterprise' I thought that was pretty good
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244365/

>>726491553
Too bad they havent gave her a rise.

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>>726491454

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>>726487487

>>726491812
>wasn't there another one?
We don't talk about that one. Unless you mean TAS

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>>726491960

>>726492082
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244365/

was this the prequel show?

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>>726490208

>>726492296
yes, a lot of fans didn't like it at the time

>>726493196
thank you for your replies today commander ;)

>>726479991
I saw a porn vid with two 12" dildos up a girl, i was mesmerized and tried too but they aren't coming out and I'm fainting kind of...what do

>>726492082
Yeah Enterprise was actually pretty good for the most part. It was much better than Voyager at least. Voyager was utter garbage.

DS9 has hands down the best writing of any Trek series. It's a toss up to me whether I like DS9 or TNG more, because the TNG characters are just so likeable.