Waifu claiming thread
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The rules are very simple:
>post pics of your 2D waifu.
>No stealing a waifu has already been claimed.
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Discuss about waifu qualities.
>Discuss about the flaws every other waifu seem to have.
>Post fitting, non-sexualised content (no excessively lewd content.)
>Mention names of people who aren't here like they're e-celebs and say nice things about them.
>Discuss art in general because I like it.
>Most important: Get comfy and have fun!
Previous:>>726470999
Daily reminder that G/fur = a cleverly disguised circlejerk.
I love Kumiko!
Rip
>>726477611
Sleeping overtime is horrible, especially when you ride the bus
Claiming.
>Misaki Claimed
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
I need to be on my way now.
I should be back in ~2 hours
Update: Still not working
hello hello what happened <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbTIxXLIj0Q
>>726479049
do you actually own that?
>>726479253
No, I found a picture of it on the internet. Come on, I haven't completely given up on 3D women.
>>726479443
>Come on, I haven't completely given up on 3D women.
And you're proud of that?
1 post and i'm already more miserable than before
it's the magic of /waifu/
>>726479443
>I haven't completely given up on 3D women
Why not?
>>726479669
>>726479572
Because one just admitted she can't let go of me because I didn't text her for 3 months
It's not that difficult
>>726479775
Wasn't that the hoe?
>It's not that difficult
normie
Claim
test
>>726479100
I forgot to claim my dear waifu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPExr9OgWg
>>726479775
2D clingy is adorable. 3D clingy is annoying.
>>726479242
miss Konata <3
>>726479894
hello hello mister Nobody <3
>>726479217
Kill Yourself
>>726479888
Yeah, she's a hoe, but she's an ex hoe I dumped, therefore it's not over till she says it's over
I'm the farthest thing from a normie on any /waifu/ thread
>>726479944
depends. If she acts clingy in the 2d fashion, meaning she is clingy and treats you like a man, then it's adorable. If she's clingy 3d and still treats you like a bitch when the clinginess subsides it's a different story.
>>726480102
tell me how!
>>726478712
i claim nicole
>>726480161
>therefore it's not over till she says it's over
Is she that problematic?
>I'm the farthest thing from a normie on any /waifu/ thread
(X) Doubt
>>726480161
>hoe I dumped
Is the reason you dumped her still present?
カラミチーマス
>>726479217
The thread died and you replied to the wrong Rem.
Anyways how are you?
>>726480003
Hi
>>726480409
ahhhh okay ;~;
I slept little and went to a job fair! now I get to drink and lay in bed and maybe to some music today! how was your day?
>>726480466
hello hello <3 how are you?
bored slavic trash reporting in
The Waifu Empire needs you for shitposting purposes https://discord.gg/GgD7qND Join pls
>farthest thing from a normie in /waifu/
claiming this beauty
>>726480783
weird outfit, who is this?
>>726480619
why bored? :o
>>726480003
LOVE
claiming sento
>>726480893
Fremy from Rokka no Yuusha.
>>726480893
Nothing to do right now.
>>726480354
A lot of women act like that anon. It's a common saying amongst dudes
>>726480377
I threw her out at the time because I wanted to sleep with her and we didn't share the same religious values. So no, not really.
>>726480729
hello smug tomato!
>>726480893
hello hello hello <3 are you well?
>>726481064
watch a movie with us
>>726481025
ty
brb
>>726480893
Fremy speeddraw , half demon, half human was looking for revenge on the demon lord and now seeking love
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Yall need robots
>>726481175
Don't ruin their containment threads faggot.
>>726480783
>>726481175
>calling a thread cancer on /b/
>>726481113
Doesn't sound too bad giving her a chance then.
Good luck Misaki!
>>726481292
Why would you post your waifu with another man?
>>726481139
What movie, and where?
>>726481607
>that who i am
Shiro claimed.
Please join ;_;
https://discord.gg/GgD7qND
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4arvyqIuEbg
>>726482649
I watch 10 secs and you die 1v5 at drake.
You suck.
>>726482604
I hope you remembered to get your brain surgery.
>>726480545
I'm good, kinda bored though
>>726478829
Reminds me of a certain thread that should be about waifu discussion.
>>726482819
I wouldn't mind taking one.. probably..
>>726482604
hi saya
>>726482918
What is there to discuss? Nui is best waifu.
I was thrown out of discord yet again q_q.
Everyone hates me.
>>726483154
Hai 2B..pencil..Mado?
>>726483497
Verdammt, das wird schwierig mit den -80 bis Ende der Woche...
Ich denk mir lieber schnell einen neuen Fetish aus.
Today is a slow day, feels like a monday...
>>726482649
>Dies after 1v1'ing Rengar.
>Gets MR.
Get a Ruined King, you sissy.
>>726482138
Stop shilling your cancer.
>>726482918
Sad times for /waifu/. This is probably the reason C_Data killed himself.
Either that, or the small chick he was trying to bang lost interest.
>>726483832
Aww cute~
>>726483832
and what's her name?
I refuse to claim in a thread with no "previous:" link.
>>726480545
My day has been going well. Just working on some project and watching Fearless
>>726484483
as if literally even a single person cares whether or not you claim haha jay kayyyyyyyyyyyy %)
QOTT: Where do you wish you could be right now?
I have so much things to get done *goes to 4chan*
>>726484820
with you
>>726484805
No waifu = no opinion.
>>726484820
wherever blood chan is and shes hot oh and shes totally into me and think im hot
>>726483226
awwww
>>726484820
In alternate reality with Saya.
>>726484820
In your arms
>>726481654
rabbit
anomalisa probably
>>726484820
Dead
>>726484560
ah! that's good <3 I'm glad you're having some time to relax!
>>726484976
hello hello! was this the one I was to watch for?
shiro I need you
get on steam
>>726484820
>>726484975
Life is cruel. Everyone will either leave you or push you away. Trust no one.
>>726485114
k
>>726484946
Shouldn't be hard to figure out who made that post.
>>726484820
Heaven.
>>726483955
Wait what? For how long has he been missing? I think he was here few days ago talking about installing a new disk.
>>726484820
Somewhere I could wear Nui.
>>726484979
https://youtu.be/RhxF9Qg5mOU
>>726485110
Hai. Yes. How's the anime?
>>726485190
I know who it is, and he doesn't have a waifu.
>>726484820
On the western front
>>726478829
No way. No way in hell are a bunch of autistic Internet users abusing mook's bandwidth to circle jerk about dog dicks. I refuse to believe it.
Also, don't forget to check the /a/ waifu thread
>>>/a/154897424
>>726484820
at home masturbating
>>726485304
this is my favorite character in anything ever! she's so bright and happy <3
thank you <3
>>726485190
I remember that new disk. But we just dont know what happened.
>>726484820
In a pharmacy thats open and stock is available to me.
>>726484820
I'm where i wish i was, i just wish it was a handful of years ago so i could change the direction my life went.
>>726485231
no wai
I did install my new disk.
I'm still alive.
The petite girl I'm talking to has not lost interest.
I have been very busy with home, family, and school.
>>726485622
no wai what?
>>726484820
In a nice apartment in Tokyo.
>>726485110
It's a bit tough but I think I can do it.
It's coming along nicely.
>>726485522
Going to finish the anime too?
>>726485664
Good to know. Keep it up man.
>>726485844
that song is too girly even for me
Why do you guys always pick little girls?
>>726485964
Things are looking pretty promising too.
I may be diving into her sooner than later.
>>726486026
wow shut up yo i love sappy stuff like that
love actually is one of my all time favorite movies
>>726485919
go go go <3 I'll have a pint and think of you tonight!
>>726485936
that's the goal!
So, what was to most eventful thing too happen to you guys today? I choked on some molten sulphur
>>726486301
I fapped
>>726486102
A few dont. Though most anime is girls on the cusps of ages, late or early teens. Got too many of that bracket to choose from.
>>726486108
Keep it up man. Just remember to be patient about it, rushing her will only cause problems.
>>726486301
I just woke up and my ankle couldnt take my weight earlier.
>>726486301
I learned VLSM.
>>726486406
Can't not be patient. She works, I go to school, our schedules don't line up perfectly so we are really only able to hang out once a week. Tho, this Friday we are supposed to hang out so I'm looking forward to that.
Claiming Nanami
>>726486301
I claimed earlier and one person replied.
>>726486301
I bought a grenade
>>726486706
...You're not still after that squirrel, are you?
>>726486301
I woke up
>>726486301
i woke up this morning
>>726485190
Since he didn't respond to me I just assumed he drank bleach after complaining about his disk.
>For how long has he been missing?
I haven't seen the guy in almost a month. But he's here now, I think.
>>726485664
>I'm still alive.
I want to believe.
But it's understandable. You've still got your priorities, which are infinitely more important.
I'd still appreciate it if you could find some time to talk, though. If you can't, then that's okay.
Good luck with your studies, by the way.
>>726485331
Your filenames are different.
I won't check any filthy /a/ thread.
>>726486523
I guess that can be a good thing, and at least you are getting together regularly. Bad thing as well, but as long as you dont appear obsessive as hell youll be fine.
>>726486862
Dont be so damn dark.
>this afternoon and Ill finally be rid of joint pain
>cant come quick enough
>>726486301
I fucked up my painting by trying to fix it. Heard mom's cat is probably going to die soon and some other bs happened too. It's been pretty eventful in not a good way.
>>726486706
What do you do with a grenade?
>>726486862
Does another Tomoko claimer user NS?
And I do try, I just don't really use TG that much anymore.
Eh, it's still me. Just back on my desktop using my old folder.
>>726486995
I hope I'm not appearing obsessive. Even if I wasn't interested in her I would try and hang out regularly.
>>726486788
>>726487092
I WILL KILL THIS FUCKING SQUIRREL
I claim this Brown Amazoness
Pretty nice huh?
>>726487395
Best of luck with that, I guess
http://lets.rabb.it/886j/UjvsMIfkJB
>>726487395
Did the landmine not pan out, or what?
Nap required. Waking up earlier, it's hard
>>726487395
Pls, no.
legit best girl from hellsing
pro:
>classy
>beautiful
>freckles
>megane
>sings well
>German Marches all day everyday
>knows how to handle a big gun
>will succ you dry
>makes even death seem sexy
con:
>will succ you dry
>>726486274
That's kind of you.
>>726486301
I completed my project base
Idk why, but people say that my voice sounds like I am a smoker yet I don't smoke, is that normal?
>>726486102
is mine little?
>>726486142
i would so pick on you if we were in high school together
>>726487541
sleep well friend! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>726487908
you should come share one sometime!
>>726486301
Are you okay?
My coworker made some good ass coffee for me
>>726487541
>keeps you warm with cuddles and snugs
>>726488131
i didnt know you were a bully... tee bee aych i kind of lucked out not getting heavily bullied in high school cuz nobody really knew me well enough to want to bully me anyway.
>>726488240
Yeah, I am fine, just cause a little bit of choking and difficulty breathing for about 8 minutes, then everything was all good again!
>>726488410
ahahaha
>>726487496
Thank you!
>>726487510
I still have 3 days until that gets here.
>>726487576
Pls, yes.
>>726488589
That sounds scary. How did it get in your mouth?
>>726488627
>that sappy song i posted but this time it's actually directed at you......
; w;
Feeling shit.
>
>>726488677
Squirrels are the best critters of the forest, don't do it!
>>726488589
I choked on a beef sausage once.
Shit was scary.
I basically yanked the sausage out of my throat.
Fucking cheap skins requiring a knife to cut instead of lamb or cow intestines.
>>726486624
tja deine doppel (You)s hast du dir verspielt
>>726488824
I won't listen to it again >_<
>>726488829
Drink water, baka-baka
>>726488754
*reads what I originally said*
I realise that I explained that horribly... meant to say that I choked on its fumes :P
>>726489065
>it plays in your heart instead
>>726478712
oh, it's her "yay i get to spread my stds further" face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nL2QrOQg84
>>726489114
What were you working on then?
>>726489148
Stahp it!
>>726488677
So you're buying even more explosives before your first batch is ever there?
Does that seem necessary?
where is yuri
>>726489322
okay sorry
>>726488829
this one has a demon inside of him that knows no mercy.
I will destroy him and his children.
idk what else i can do if the grenade doesn't work
>>726489390
Well you can never have too many grenades what if there is more
>>726487851
Death by succ does not count as a con in my book.
>>726489014
Wieso eigentlich? Was hab ich getan?
Sogar nach der Sache mit den Pferden gabs die weiter.
>>726489459
Animals aren't that stupid. I imagine the first time one explodes, the others will take the hint to not go there.
Oh well i guess.
>>726489322
someone wanted to see if they could make some plastic sulphur, they left all the windows closed and then dropped it all over the floor. Naturally this attracted my attention to investigate (and accidentally inhale the fumes)
>>726489432
Do you play any instruments?
>>726488231
Maybe tea, but never alcohol. It'd be nice to though.
>>726489779
played guitar and trumpet but havent picked up either of those in a couple years. what i really want to learn is accordion. why? do you?
>>726489704
>>726489459
guess you'll just have to take it out on the first try
>>726489635
kA schau ins archiv
Wird schon nen Grund gehabt haben
Auf jeden Fall hast du es jetzt nicht mehr verdient
>>726489853
I'll hold you to it <3
>>726489892
look at melodicas sometime! they're a little different but sound similar enough!
>>726489998
hello hello miss Syndra <3
>>726489704
>>726489896
What else can i do then?
i must claim my sweet heart
>>726490069
actually im more drawn to the button accordions like this fellas playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPnVEVnI9-U
>>726490196
ah! maybe you could look at concertinas, then? they're also similar but much smaller!
also sea shanties sound beautiful on them <3
>>726490097
Maybe try to lure it into some kind of trap, I don't know, fire maybe?
>>726490097
...Not purchasing more explosives would probably be a good start... Something as simple as a pellet gun is more than enough to, if not out right kill, hurt a squirrel enough to make it think twice about going your way.
'Course that requires you to aim, don't know how good you are at that.
>>726490097
Having issues with rodents?
EZ PZ Le monkey Squeeze-y.
Rodents are home builders, and food hoarders.
You can't really hit them with food, as they have stashes located everywhere. They hoard so many nuts and berries and seeds that they forget stash spots, subsequently, forests and meadows are reborn. However, this means that they re-use paths often and their homes are usually somewhere equidistant between their stash spots.
So what can you do? Sabotage their construction materials or living space.
Leave their paths wide open for predators like birds and larger mammals, forcing them to make or learn new paths.
Squirrels are very jittery, don't expect to catch one with your hands, but they are very easy to track and their expected routes can be learned. Set traps.
Or get a BB gun you fucking child.
>>726490322
well idk id rather just have a full accordion! but to start (whenever that happens) i guess concertina is an option
>>726490069
I don't understand what that means, but thanks I think.
Home
>>726490590
they sound so nice <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHmYG4zSAo
>>726490633
I'll have a pint and you'll have a tea!
>>726490723
hello hello welcome back <3
>>726490791
it does seem more relaxed lol thats p nice
>>726490016
Du hasts wahrscheinlich nur nach einer besonders langen Inaktivitätsphase vergessen...
Zur Zeit bist du ja wieder schwer aktiv. So scheiße das Leben?
>>726490111
Trips confirm at least mediocre claim!
>>726491012
Take your Princess Celestia and git the fuck out of there, people who watch this horse shit should die.
>>726491362
You know as well as anyone that a claim does not count without a pic. >>726490111 did not post a pic.
>>726491671
glomp
>>726490327
I already have that idea, that's why i bought the landmine.
>>726490339
I do want it to die, i don't have a pellet gun.
>>726490499
Why are you calling me a child ;-;
>>726491452
>>726491012
>>726491755
Because you are losing to squirrels.
Don't you think a landmine is a bit... overkill?
Why not just get a rat trap and put some fucking grapes on it?
OR find Esdese. He'll take care of it for you.
>>726491769
>>726491754
I always find it a little odd when someone who is part of a thoroughly disliked part of the internet (lolicons) can throw mirror images of the insults generally shot their way at other groups.
>>726491755
You also didn't have land mines and grenades.
>>726491671
hello hello miss Rei <3
>>726491975
Hello there, I don't know how timely I'll be able respond today.
>>726491498
My bad, for a second there I thought I caught a glance of something.
Must have been the wind.
>>726491957
What do you mean?
>Rory-sama
adfs