What does /b/ think about my beautiful country India?

>>726474588

Is it true that everything smells of shit over there?

>>726474799
The world's leading source of shit is an Indian vagina.

if i think too much about india i might get raped

>>726474588
Why you guys drink monkey piss and eat cow shit?

Also, what does poo-in-a-loo mean again?

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>>726474588
why everything is poo?

You dot heads made some nice, cheap generic drugs so you go that going for you. You guys also like the lighter skin so you're at least on to something.

>>726475153
poo raPIST

How often do you see someone take a shit in the street?

>>726474588
I love your food and I am 12-months into an exploration of yoga.
I have never visited, but I like the things your country is known for and have many Indian friends who are all respectable people.

All in all, despite it's flaws. I have a lot of respect for and interest in India.

India has a toilet. We call it Pakistan. Most of the shit migrated there during the partition.

Meh... like the food, not so keen on the hygiene /sanitation. Mind you, would much, much rather visit India than the USA.

It smells bad, the dudes are creepy and touchy feely and everyone wants to rip you off if you're non-Indian.

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>>726475315
There is no respected Indian people. They are shitskins with mentality stuck in 1024 AD.

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>>726474588
>india getting people to the moon

>>726474588
You shouldnt poo in the loo

>>726474588
Indians has trouble even going to shit in the loo, much less landing on a moon. Prove me wrong

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Curryniggers can't into space, silly OP

Been there once when I was younger.
>It's too fucking hot.
>People smell like fuck.
>There was shit and trash in the street.
>Everyone is honking and screaming all the fucking time.
>There is people selling random shit on the street.
>All the food tastes like curry, I hate curry.
Shit tier country 0.5/10.

>>726474588
I'm Indian so I approve.

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>>726476390

but what about the romance ?

>>726474588
Stop shitting all over the Moon you faggot.

>>726474588
Full of niggers and perverts

>>726474588
I think you guys are lucking out after all. The difficulty of modernizing large populations had everyone convinced for over a century that India was already too big to make drastic sweeping changes to. But, in hindsight, most of the drastic sweeping changes the modernizing world wanted to make since the industrial revolution have been beneficial short-term but at an even greater long-term cost. So by large parts of your country being somewhat insulated from this modernization, there are still huge populations and areas that can look forward to modernizing yet, but 21st century modernization, not 19th or 20th century modernization. The longer you can put it off, the more futuristic society you will get. The act of modernizing contains economic and social limiting effects, so once you make the changes, changing them further becomes much more difficult, so you're stuck there with them for quite some time. Hence every civilization on earth culturally stuck in time, struggling to fight against the rest of the modernizing world.

As far as potential goes, fuck China, you guys are the ones to watch.

>>726477297

Oh please they buy and sell women and rape kiddies especially the little boys and all jobs are gifted by family connections their progress with be traitorously slow

>>726474588
Religious reasons aside, you guys are dirty as fuck.
Basically all of you are turds with legs and you not only polute a river but you throw all dead people on it. It must be like living on a hot, maggoty pile of shit.

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Fuck off just seriously fuck off NOW you are making me so angry by how stupid you are being to me and no respect for India you talk about poor people only okay then your country is full of degenerate cunts who piss on the street and drink alcohol to excess and vomit in taxis and throw food on the floor because it is so bad because your British food is so bad and your idiot fucks let people steal money from you and then apologise because you don't want to get arrested for offending them your women are all disgusting inbreds and the few who look half decent get treated like gods even though they are stupid because your government only protects rich foreign business owners and you guys love them because they sometimes wave a flag and point at the queen and you are so retarded and the one nuclear missle base you have is about to sink because it is so old you are so high with depression and suicide because you are trapped in debt from birth but when you want to be happy all you have to look at is blackpool fucking tower and endless grey skies if I was British I would have killed myself by now but thank god I live in beautiful India and get to laugh at your cunt life you pathetic faggot enjoy brexit

>>726477599
lol

You could say the same thing about the US & EU. None of that has anything to do with anything.

>>726474588
shittiest armpit stinky fucking hole on the face of the earth, it should be glassed over with a nuke and forgotten about

indiafag here, I hate this country

>>726477743

When was the last time anyone in the eu or us paid a dowry for a wife or had an arranged marriage ?

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>>726477707
kek, stay mad, pajeet

>>726477707
HOLY COW

>>726477707
Not a Britfag though.

Also, take a bath dude. Not only I can smell a huge salt in this post but also a stinking curry as well.

>>726477599
>there is crime
>and nepotism

No shit retard, as there is in every country on earth. When you're old enough to work, enjoy trying to find a job where the bosses worthless son doesn't have a corner office and keys to the company yacht.

It's how wealth works you dope.

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>>726477707

why thanks i will enjoy brexit its going to be beautiful

>>726477707
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>726478017

Not here in England thats one thing we are getting right only tiny firms can give jobs to family all others must be advertised

>>726478098
>Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about?
First time coming here?

>>726477907
My neighbors daughters were all in arranged marriages chosen by their parents. Evangelicals.

>>726478248

Indians are never really adults even fully grown men defer to their dads its kinda sad really

>>726478248
Yours?

Old copypasta isn't that old but still older than thou.

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>>726478426

ahhh religion the one thing that truly binds us together in stupidity

>>726478478
As you should.

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>>726478057
Fuck off faggots, India is literally the greatest country on Earth, economically, culturally and academically.

We have the most beautiful women, are currently leading the space race and our architecture and call centers are second to none. Some of our poor people shit in the street, who cares when the rest of us are driving brand new Nissans and eating the finest foods in the world?

/thread

>>726478626

Until you are about 16 like i said you arent an adult and its kinda sad

>>726478248
>Thinks someone is a newfag
>Didn't realized that what "newfag" have posted is a copypasta

Look who's a newfag now, faggot.

>>726474588
Your country stinks of shit and is full of retards

>>726478692

You drive Nissans ? its worse than i thought

>>726474588
POO ON MOON

>>726478692
>We have the most beautiful women

"We have the most stinky women." FTFY.

>>726474588
INDIA:
0 / 10 visits to the moon

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>>726477707
India is a shit hole

>>726478692
AHAH I WROTE HOLY COW AND YOU TOUCHED MY COMMENT

IT WAS A TRAP

YOU CANNOT TOUCH HOLY COW

>>726478692
>Greatest country on Earth, economically, culturally and academically.

Tell that to your grandpa who got cucked by the Britbongs during 1800s.

>>726476027
FUCK, I was trying to be quit in class but now everyone is wonder why the fuck I laughed so hard.

>>726477707
Does shitting in the street also include the inability to use punctuation?

>>726477297
lol, try again currynigger

The thing I love most about India is the fact the guys over there just fuck whatever slut they want. Here it's called rape, there it's called fun. Kudos.

>>726478692
No shit, your mathematicians never stopped being great, scientists and programmers and doctors all finest anywhere, and you have many colorful cultures and strange and interesting worldviews which somehow manage to survive getting bulldozed and replaced with abrahamic human cult worship bullshit... It would be nice though, if the world didn't see quite so many hundreds of millions living and dying in abject poverty when they looked at your country. Kinda puts a bit of a black cloud over all the bright sports.

Of course I say this, while in the USA we have very specific economic uses for poverty ourselves so, eh.

>>726479055
KEK

>>726474588

Beautiful? Oh that's funny. Place is a shit hole unless you get away from every thing. Even then you still find shit Indians.

>>726479055
I searched this on Wiki and can confirm this is real.

Fucking Wikipedia.

>>726477707

Go write your blog else where, faggot

>>726477707

get back to me when you figure out how to use toilet paper

>>726478799
Are you insinuating that at 17 you're an adult?

Write that down, put it in your sock drawer, and every few years when you come across it, get a bigger and bigger laugh. By the time you're in your 40's, and you see the decisions 20-somethings make every day, the idea of anyone having kids under the age of about 34 will appear completely insane. Raising kids based on the utterly non-existent wisdom of your youth is complete idiocy.

>>726477707
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>>726477873
cuck spotted

>>726479201
A little late, Nostradamus. Half the posts in this bread are mine.

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>>726479693

At 17 i was in full time work and was engaged to the woman i married and already bothering the bank about a mortgage its your generation that doesnt grow up kiddywink

been there, it's literally a shithole.

>>726479693
You mean, "what seems like a good idea at the time" isn't wisdom?

kek

India is just Eastern Mexico.

>>726477707
Want to buy some commas?

literal proof of how shit it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

>>726480075
Dont be so mean he just writes it like he tells it in the call center

Outside of the Goa region, shit. The country is beautiful, the people suck...

>>726480004
I worked in an aluminum foundry when I was 13.
32 years ago.
You simple fucks always assume too much.

My neighbors are from there and their cooking can really reek.

>>726480004
>Fucking 17yo thinks knocking up his gf and having a job makes him an adult.
>apparently has learned nothing ever since.

Gold star for you anon.

>>726480203

Still 10 years younger than me sonny

maggie maggie maggie oi oi oi

>>726480344

I never said that but it does beat current wankers at uni until their mid twenties and then leave with huge debt

Best place to go if you want to be raped

I'm Indian and don't live in India, but let me tell you, the country is fucking shit

its the country full of mutated children

>Soldiers complains about lack of food
>Says we're used as personal servants of higher ranking officers
>Gets murdered
kek

>>726474588
You people shit in the street, nough said.

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What is this?

>>726474588
winston churchill is shit.
Retard didn't kill everyone.
Every dude is a fag.

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>>726477707
Screencaping this.

>>726481462
https://www.dawn.com/news/1317983
he dead now

>>726482096

That's quite horrible.

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>>726474588
serious question: where do female curries poo?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! All these idiot non-Indian losers who think the slums represent average Indian life are literally retarded.

I have never once had to shit in the street and I've eaten spices more costly than your champagne.

You all wish you could live like me, I laugh at all you retards from my Mercedes convertible and top brand Nike sneakers. You really are pathetic if you believe the Paki propaganda that lies about India being poor, I make more in a week than some of you retards make in a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>726482912
step out of your mercedes faggot

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>>726482912
>90% without toilet
>average
you cannot into math. your not even indian

>>726482912
I have never once had to shit in the street and I've eaten spices more costly than your champagne.

Yep, you have never had chance to take a shit through your butthole because it is already destroyed by hemorrhoids, thanks to all the "expensive spices" you have eaten; you now poo directly through your own stomach.

>>726482912
Sure thing, payeet

>>726482912

>I make more in a week than some of you retards make in a day

Have fun being poor

>>726482912
It takes you a week to make what I make in a day? Gee, raj why don't you show me how to be poor?