Rekt bread

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Got some fresh rekt here.

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>>726476114

>>726475831
why?

>>726475831
wtf is going on here

>>726476114
*how it feels to cew 5gum*

>>726476730
he thinks there's a camera in his eye

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>>726476730
>>726476745
You fiddlers! Can't you read the file name? This guy is probably schizo and noided af so he thinks that someone has planted cameras in his eyes. So most logical thing to do, knowing that one can not trust anyone, is to remove cameras by himself.

>>726477030
pussy

when will the rekd clips come from london? hopefully today.

>>726476114
>Not naming the file- Welders_start_siesta

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>726477324
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>726475347
What a beautiful way to end the show

>>726474715
>>726474786
story?

>>726474592
oooh pwetty.

>>726477324
hey! Does somebody want to finish this? There are some leftover pasta.
no?
Ok, Im throwing the stale pasta out.

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Again… he begins by asserting– and unequivocally (i.e., without prequalifications!… or setup!)– that ALL OF THOSE to be discussed (his said “VICTIMS”!) are “CHILDREN (i.e.– and in his view!– ARE NOT ‘ADULTS’!… AND!… ARE NOT TO BE VIEWED AS HAVING A ‘RIGHT’ TO ‘SEXUAL AGENCY’!… I.E., A ‘RIGHT’ TO ANY ‘AUTONOMOUS POWER OF SEXUAL SELF-DETERMINATION’!)”! He then goes on to state, that the term “COMPLIANT” will be used to describe those “CHILDREN”, who… “IN ANY WAY”!… “PARTIALLY”, or “FULLY”!… “COOPERATE IN”, or “CONSENT TO” their “SEXUAL VICTIMIZATION (I.E., AS MR. LANNING WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE!)” without the threat of use of force or violence.
.
Wow!… what a MIND-F–T (to coin a phrase!)!
.
So!… and to clarify Mr Lanning’s position!… Mr. Lanning’s perspective thus far, is… if these “CHILDREN” “COMPLY”!… “IN ANY WAY (but… maybe!… ‘PROMULGATE’!)”!… “PARTIALLY”, or “FULLY!”… “COOPERATE IN”, or “CONSENT” W-I-T-H-O-U-T T-H-E T-H-R-E-A-T O-F U-S-E O-F F-O-R-C-E O-R V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E (and e.g., with ‘CHILDREN’S’ words, such as… ‘Sure!… let’s get it on!’… or… ‘Let’s do it!’)!… “S-E-X-U-A-L V-I-C-T-I-M-I-Z-A-T-I-O-N”, WILL– N-E-V-E-R-T-H-E-L-E-S-S!– BE MR. LANNING’S PREFERRED VIEW, AND “CATCH PHRASE”, FOR SUCH “COMPLIANCE”!

>>726477185
"them duke boys were at it again... yeeeehawww"

>>726474567
i lost

>>726477318
weeeeeeeeeee!!

>>726474567
>That filename
My sides

>>726477318
hmm i always assumed those brushes wouldnt be strong enough to do that. thought they would stop easily.

>>726474621
What a fucking retard.

>>726477467
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>726477569
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/22/world/europe/uk-westminster-parliament-shooting.html

>>726477939
I think he got goofed just because he was collecting the cord. When the brushes caught the cord he got tied up.

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>>726477061
Justice

>>726474567
Why does it say sex where the date/time are?

>>726477763
Meds man. Take the meds.

>>726477061
>>726478324
Obviously staged, you retard.

>>726477318
>WOAH WOAH WOAAAAHH!!!

>>726478506
who cares

>>726476114
What the hell did just happened?

>>726477076
Why tho, now you can't taste shit anymore?

>>726478634
man expode

Once upon a time I lived above a Subway sandwich shop. We had our bathroom floor retiled. Little did we know that the unhandyman poured a few leftover pounds of tile grout down the toilet drain when he was done the job. It sank to the bottom of the drain and hardened, drastically reducing flow. A few months later the toilet started backing up. We had plumbers over who would clear the drain, but it kept backing up again. Eventually when we flushed, turds would start popping out of the drain in the bathtub. More plumbers came in and out at all hours, day and night. All of them left, scratching their heads in failure. Eventually some of the pipes in the floor burst and starting leaking shit. It rained down into the Subway below. For the first time in my life, I felt like a powerful man. By the simple act of defecating, I could reduce the Sandwich Artists downstairs to tears. They cried and pulled out their hair and danced about quite madly. I don't think their job description included being rained upon by turds, but the pipes had to be tested. It was my responsibility to defecate, and defecate I did. Eventually they shoved a camera down the drain and discovered the obstruction. They broke open the sewer pipe where it joined the main and removed it. The city came to make sure the pipe was cleared. We'd been pouring chemicals down the drain and there was so much backed up sewage that the man clearing the drain passed out and had to be taken to hospital.

>>726477102
Spine buster

>>726477639
What the fuck you just say did even fuck me about you, little bitch? Ill have you know I have been further even more decided than 300 confirm anyone kill as Al Quaeda. I am a train gorilla and I have gone even still more sniper than the entire US arm forces. But my targets will nothing at you. I have will seen you with as even precision get likes of Earth, marking to fucking my words. Have you ever even thought so far even as often as to get away with my words? Fucking again, thinker. As we speak, I am tracing even further than as decided prepare your IP of the storm, so you better to be fucking even so far as. The even have whom that of out call storming pathetic your little life. Fuck can you are still has dead, kiddo. I can be further even as decided than anytime, anywhere. I to cant even literally still yet already over seven hundred your kills, and thats did when on my bare the these hands. Not only am I access train extent by hands, but I have combating ultimately go look more like the entire arsenal by of at the United States, and I will use wipe it to your miserable ass further even than to do look more like than ever done before. I will wipe lose would even as than the entire continent your face. If was only have could commented yet retribution foresee unholy cleverness your little bring down about of up yours, maybe you would have fucking your tongue to still should. But you wouldnt, you couldnt, and now youre goddamned too far decided as yet of the still pay, you idiot price. I will drown shit fury in you. Your dead are fucking you, kiddo.

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>>726478079

>>726478749
solid read

>>726478958
>What the fuck did your mom just say did even fuck me about you, little bitch? Ill have you know I have been further even more decided than 300 confirm anyone kill as Al Quaeda. I am a train gorilla and I have gone even still more sniper than the entire US arm forces. But my targets will nothing at you. I have will seen you with as even precision get likes of Earth, marking to fucking my words. Have you ever even thought so far even as often as to get away with my words? Fucking again, thinker. As we speak, I am tracing even further than as decided prepare your IP of the storm, so you better to be fucking even so far as. The even have whom that of out call storming pathetic your little life. Fuck can you are still has dead, kiddo. I can be further even as decided than anytime, anywhere. I to cant even literally still yet already over seven hundred your kills, and thats did when on my bare the these hands. Not only am I access train extent by hands, but I have combating ultimately go look more like the entire arsenal by of at the United States, and I will use wipe it to your miserable ass further even than to do look more like than ever done before. I will wipe lose would even as than the entire continent your face. If was only have could commented yet retribution foresee unholy cleverness your little bring down about of up yours, maybe you would have fucking your tongue to still should. But you wouldnt, you couldnt, and now youre goddamned too far decided as yet of the still pay, you idiot price. I will drown shit fury in you. Your dead are fucking you, kiddo.

>>726479081
>What the fuck you just say did even fuck me about you, little bitch? Ill have you know I have been further even more decided than 300 confirm anyone kill as Al Quaeda. I am a train gorilla and I have gone even still more sniper than the entire US arm forces. But my targets will nothing at you. I have will seen you with as even precision get likes of Earth, marking to fucking my words. Have you ever even thought so far even as often as to get away with my words? Fucking again, thinker. As we speak, I am tracing even further than as decided prepare your IP of the storm, so you better to be fucking even so far as. The even have whom that of out call storming pathetic your little life. Fuck can you are still has dead, kiddo. I can be further even as decided than anytime, anywhere. I to cant even literally still yet already over seven hundred your kills, and thats did when on my bare the these hands. Not only am I access train extent by hands, but I have combating ultimately go look more like the entire arsenal by of at the United States, and I will use wipe it to your miserable ass further even than to do look more like than ever done before. I will wipe lose would even as than the entire continent your face. If was only have could commented yet retribution foresee unholy cleverness your little bring down about of up yours, maybe you would have fucking your tongue to still should. But you wouldnt, you couldnt, and now youre goddamned too far decided as yet of the still pay, you idiot price. I will drown shit fury in you. Your dead are fucking you, kiddo.What the fuck you just say did even fuck me about you, little bitch? Ill have you know I have been further even more decided than 300 confirm anyone kill as Al Quaeda. I am a train gorilla and I have gone even still more sniper than the entire US arm forces. But my targets will nothing at you. I have will seen you with as even precision get likes of Earth, marking to fucking my words. Have you ever even tho

>>726477763
Look, I'm really sorry about my retarded brother. I just showed him 4chan today and he's a little "off" but it's not cool for you to give him such a hard time just because he's different. He has "low-functioning" autism and it's been amazing that I've gotten him to do anything this week other than jack off and spend our parents' money. He has a lot of rage issues, but he's a human being. He just has... opinions. Letting him go online allows him to socialize in ways that he can't IRL. It's best to just humor him and make him feel like his voice is being heard. Otherwise he's gonna freak out and try to burn the house down again.

>>726474350
bruh what the fuck

>>726474350
Did he just drop it even though he's using a normal grip?

>>726474567
Truly, when it's your time it's your time. No way that faggot survived that colossal rim job.

>>726477569
saw my cock

>>726479400
>What the fuck you just say did even fuck me about you, little bitch? Ill have you know I have been further even more decided than 300 confirm anyone kill as Al Quaeda. I am a train gorilla and I have gone even still more sniper than the entire US arm forces. But my targets will nothing at you. I have will seen you with as even precision get likes of Earth, marking to fucking my words. Have you ever even thought so far even as often as to get away with my words? Fucking again, thinker. As we speak, I am tracing even further than as decided prepare your IP of the storm, so you better to be fucking even so far as. The even have whom that of out call storming pathetic your little life. Fuck can you are still has dead, kiddo. I can be further even as decided than anytime, anywhere. I to cant even literally still yet already over seven hundred your kills, and thats did when on my bare the these hands. Not only am I access train extent by hands, but I have combating ultimately go look more like the entire arsenal by of at the United States, and I will use wipe it to your miserable ass further even than to do look more like than ever done before. I will wipe lose would even as than the entire continent your face. If was only have could commented yet retribution foresee unholy cleverness your little bring down about of up yours, maybe you would have fucking your tongue to still should. But you wouldnt, you couldnt, and now youre goddamned too far decided as yet of the still pay, you idiot price. I will drown shit fury in you. Your dead are fucking you, kiddo.

>>726479522
that was some tom and jerry shit right there

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>>726479522

It's hilarious after they've basically brained her and caved in her face you hear someone say "the debt has been payed" and they try and help her back into life whilst she's doing her death rattle. Scummy pre-historic brazilians, vicious violent fuckers!

>>726479522
Fucking hell

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>>726479646
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.

>>726478079
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>726479723
I couldn't watch to the end. She lived for a while after that?
Anyone have a story?

>>726479815
Fuck off just seriously fuck off NOW you are making me so angry by how stupid you are being to me and no respect for India you talk about poor people only okay then your country is full of degenerate cunts who piss on the street and drink alcohol to excess and vomit in taxis and throw food on the floor because it is so bad because your British food is so bad and your idiot fucks let people steal money from you and then apologise because you don't want to get arrested for offending them your women are all disgusting inbreds and the few who look half decent get treated like gods even though they are stupid because your government only protects rich foreign business owners and you guys love them because they sometimes wave a flag and point at the queen and you are so retarded and the one nuclear missle base you have is about to sink because it is so old you are so high with depression and suicide because you are trapped in debt from birth but when you want to be happy all you have to look at is blackpool fucking tower and endless grey skies if I was British I would have killed myself by now but thank god I live in beautiful India and get to laugh at your cunt life you pathetic faggot enjoy brexit

>>726479594
his thumbs broke

>>726479815
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this sectionJust stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of thos Just stop.

>>726479595
He did

>>726478341
Possibly "Sexta" - Portuguese for "Friday"

>>726479990
You think someone would still leave after someone smashes a hard phone on the top of your head with a large log?

if she's alive, she might be a vegetable now which makes her a liability.

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>>726480034
Do you just save these because you have no originality in your words? It's ok Mr. Basement Dweller, being actually social in real life is hard. Especially when you have a potato face and a gene pool full of extra chromosomes my Down friend. Kill yourself.

>>726479522

what a wonderful world...

>>726479966
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

>>726480027
Shit. How can thumbs just spontaneously break like that?

>>726479647
kek

>>726480487
I think it was his wrists

>>726480487

your thumbs cannot hold up that much weight, no one's can

he let the weight of bar roll off his palms and onto his thumbs, then of course his thumbs broke and then his soul

>>726480352
Fuck you and culture i fucking hate how thing are turning in this thread. I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself. I fucking hate how the world is and i hate fucking you. I did the war, i was a marin, i was a lawyer, i did everything a man can do, who are you to talk to me like that ? Do you really think cookie are so simple to cook ? NO ! because you need sugar. So next time you want to play like a man, take a little bit more of oxygen in your poket because i on't play pokemon go everyday as you do, i never do ! I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself.

>>726477324
Meet at detected

>>726477324
Newfag detected

>>726480352
>you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking ded

>>726477324
Do you pasta guys just keep notepad files or do you have like an online database of pastas you use? Are the replies really that important to you? I see this particular one every rekt thread. This thread isn't even good yet. It's barely even started.

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>>726479990

She's dead meat. She had a practice known in brazil as theives justice or whatever which can vary in different forms of severity, smashing their hands and feet, getting a brutal ass whooping to near death, loss of limbs etc. Whoever thought it would be reasonable to smash the crown of her head with a huge log and she might still live afterwards is creepy stupid, but then again it is brazil. This form of justice is just as bad in africa...tyre necklacing, castration, stonings, beaten and burned. Makes isis look like noobs.

>>726477185
Yee haa

>>726480125
Oh, that makes sense

>>726480585
>>726480621
Wouldn't the bar be pushing his palms down? So to make the bar roll forward wouldn't he have to straighten his wrists, effectively lifting the bar with his wrists?

>>726477324
"I don't even know where the fuck to begin"
I suggest you to begin going fucking yourself

>>726480907
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Fucking wolves

>>726481453
Fuck you.

>>726481277
You fucking come over here and say that fucker. I’ve trained in the arts of ninjutsu for over ten years. I’ve been to 9 secret dojos and even been to Japan itself to learn from the great masters of Japanese martial arts. I’ve watched over 100 animes and all the classic martial arts films. You think your fucking Western training can beat me? I have ten genuine Japanese katanas, the greatest kind of sword even forged. I have FIFTY shuriken. You think guns can stop me? Have Al-Qaeda ever attacked Japan? No, they don’t DARE to attack Japan. Do you even know the first thing about bushido and honor? Go eat some more cheeseburgers you fat piece of shit, I have the heart of a samurai.

>>726477855
Kek

>>726474567
Junkrat ultimate is fucking op.

>>726478079
Some of you guys are alright don't come to 4chan tommorow

>>726474350
100% pneumothorax

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>>726478079

>>726481464
kek

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>>726481830

Talk about Rekt! Wwe's Paige is on suicide watch because the leaks. It'd be a shame if a bunch of trolls pushed her to the edge.

>>726481464

Imagine this. How'd you be able to manage the situation without simply watching and kill youself later because of guilt and regret. What the fuck are you supposed to do to help this bitch.

also: I'm from germany, no guns for me.

Raiders represent
>>726479969
Vote IPA
http://www.strawpoll.me/12585179

>>726477930
Lol beat me to it bro!

>>726482009
I work with animals as a living and a good punch to the nose will make just about any animal recoil.

>>726482009
This woman survive but not her mother though (one who went out of the car).

Not to mention the woman got outside because of some pesky argument - in an area that she is not supposed to wander at.

>>726481464
thats a tiger not a wolf

worst rekt thred yet

>>726482335
I will take this point to skill my survivability tree. I also love you.

>>726482365
>not her mother though (one who went out of the car)
where you get that info from, her 'mother' looks most definitely like a man.

>>726482365
Thanks for the info.
I particularly enjoyed your use of the word "pesky". I guess it's possible that perhaps you might have meant "petty", but let's go with the former.

>>726474655

>i said a little off the top damn it

>>726482335
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. Next, you arouse yourself. I was content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

>>726482643
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/25/asia/china-animals-death/

Bitch is absolutely retarded.

>>726477076
>filenames are irrefutable truth

yeah sure thing pal

>>726474655
Okay....I don't hmmm okay
So is that his brain? or his skull? confused.

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>>726477017
meth is a hell of a drug

>>726482840
ah the webm stopped before the woman stepped out, alright.

>>726481722
What a friendly thing to say. Thank you. Yeah, when I sat down to write this post, I didn't know where it was going, I just had a vague sort of idea, you know. Just this urge to write. And then I got going, and as hard as it was to find the words, once I did find them, everything just kind of starting pouring out in this wonderful, natural stream. It was really intimidating, the prospect of following through with the idea for this post, but, God, I'm happy I did, because it turned out to be this great release, you know? I felt like I tackled a lot of subjects I've been struggling with for a long time: life, death, marriage, divorce, the passageway between child and adult, the mysteries sex, the pleasures of sex, fatherhood, the sometimes self-indulgent, sometimes altruistic search for spiritual enlightenment. Heh, turns out I had a lot to talk about. And all I had to do was start! Who knew?

I think, if I had to give advice out there to aspiring posters (and I'm not sure how good this advice will be, all I know is it worked for me), I'd say... follow your heart just as much as you follow your brain. In my personal writing experience, both come in handy, but at different times, and you have to know when to switch one off in favor of the other.

Well, that's all the time I have! Sorry I couldn't stay longer. Really, it's been a pleasure talking about my journey with all of you, and I hope to do so again soon. Goodbye, good day, and good luck!

>>726482803
Did you ever drop crumbs on yourself? Could you make actual contact with the birds?

>>726478958
Read the whole thing you fucked up the text but I still was able to read it.

>>726483390
>>726478958
Fuck. Wow, I am impressed.
If only you could use your talents for something useful. I wish I had any talent at all.

>>726474621
this dude is a soundlcoud rapper who was shooting this for a homemade music video
>portrait
>not even HD
pleb deserves it

>>726476085
homeboy hit that eject nice af tho

>>726477102
probably killed him or turned him into vege

>>726477137
>tfw when your boy forgets planes have wingspan

>>726477164
story?

>>726477324
funny thing is up to this point in this particular rekt thread there was a decently low ratio of dead people/survivors

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>>726484633
Nice dead ass

>>726483085
You need to go to school m8

>>726474621
That's how you get a gril

>>726479522
niggers be like...

>>726477076
this better be FAKE holy shit

>>726475831
He's a schizophrenic, and he thinks there is a nanobot or someshit in his eye.

>>726476085
GTA irl

>>726477137
He fucked up his hand tho

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>>726482486

>>726485099
...these wounds they will not heal

>>726474786
>tfw missed chance to see a happening
I go for walks on this bridge every day, today I didn't cause I was lazy. Fukin bummed

>>726486603
post feet please

>>726480801
Jokes on you faggot

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>>726479522
what's the story did she cheat on her husband?

I mean what would make two grown men beat her into retardation?

>>726485079
what the actual fuck is happening here

thanks /b/ please, never change!.

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>>726485127

This really got me going m8. Havent cringed that much much in rekt bred for a long time.

good thread for a change.

>>726477164
>Flame On

>>726477569
The attack outside the parliament about an hour ago.

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>>726489300
>this triggers the 4chan austists

>>726480983
>>726479990
>>726479723

>Scummy pre-historic brazilians,

NOTHING TO ADD

>>726479990

SHE SNITCHED OR WARNED OPPOSITE GANG ROACHES. HENCE THE PHONE.

>>726474621
>small caliber pistol

Why couldn't the bullet have ricocheted off of a tooth and scrambled his brains

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>>726474350

>>726479522

them jiggly titties

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>>726474350
thats new to me
Mr pink here

>>726485137
sauce

>>726490103
his fucking headshake at the end is priceless

>>726482486
Wrong

>>726477185
Burnout crash mode.

>>726483085
millenials these days don't know shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxmKsTvcLg
goes with every webm

>>726483085
Brain

>>726484278
Fake, you can see the rubber ball eye popping out

>>726477855
kek, exactly what I thought

>>726477076
AAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>726477185
>GTA5

>>726485055
What the fuck is that?

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>>726474540
wow i really thought it was shot holy fucking shit

>>726474567
That's what happens when God is feeling sadistic.

>>726481426
Nerve gas is terrifying shit.

>>726491965
>thousands of spider babies just saw you mash their momma
flamethrower time

>>726477324
We laugh because we know the fate that awaits every one of us.

>>726474621
Lost Hard
What a maroon

>>726487024
Shattered skull and internal bleeding?

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>>726476114
Flashing back to my old job as an industrial firefighter at a factory
>Main job was to check confined spaces for toxic or flammable gases
>That shit builds up fast in confined spaces and if you go in you might just fall over dead or make a spark and cause an explosion
>Welders HATED to wait because if I told them 'no' they had to clean up the area, ventilate the space, etc.
That pic is what happens when you make a spark in a confined space full of flammable gas.

>>726492557
>le nurf gas maymay
HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL

GOOD MEME

SORRY I MEAN

GREAT MEME

GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!

NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XD

LE UPBOAT

XD

WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>726493683
Christ you fucking sperg. That was an actual nerve gas test.

>>726474350
This dude died from that.

>>726493909
No it wasn't you tard. They removed the oxygen.

>>726494059
proof?

>>726477076
WHAT THE FUCK

PUT THIS GUY IN A PADDED CELL

>>726484509


RETARDED MONGOLS.

>>726476085
he started to lose lift, before he started to flat spin he should have maxxed the throttle he probably woulda had some more luck

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Requesting for the american idol getting hit by a bike

Thanks

>>726493665
They hated to wait because you were telling them whether or not the area they were going to be working in was potentially lethal or not? Or because you were a wicked tightass about it. I'm a lil confused as to why they'd be pissy

>>726481426
:"(

>>726494477
His name was Igor Golushkin.

deadspin.com/5939571/russian-powerlifter-drops-400-pounds-on-his-chest-reportedly-dies

>>726483390
No fucking shit. You god damned newfags make me so fucking salty sometimes.

>>726474540
nuts

>>726478567
because you fell for it dumbass

>>726495080
His name is Robert Paulson

>>726494730
>I know because I play World of Warplanes

>>726490103
>>726490939
I was watching resevoir dogs b4 going on 4 chan this is some spooky shit

>>726478341
Portuguese. Friday=Sexta-Feira

>>726495858
Fuck I think he went to my school

>>726485099
How?

>>726474621
What a fucking moron

>>726475328
>Kessel run in 5 parsecs

>>726477855
>This

>>726493389
Just Lawl

>>726484199
Story?

>>726482009
Would've run em both over with the car
Best case scenario at least the tiger dies, too

>>726494942
Not him but I can maybe help.

Lots of tradesmen are dumb.

>>726499300
nerve gas

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>>726499788
Everytime.....

>>726474621

Window not even broken.

>>726477185
story?
aftermath?

>>726490103
Fucking Yellow Bastard

>>726475328
Does he fucking try to hold up the truck?

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>>726500145

>>726481464
Is this coincidence that half of rekt videos are in China?
I mean... fuckin chinks, they just dont worry about their lives... they just kill themselves immidietly

>>726493683
Calm down.

>>726501025
I see most of accident rekts are in China, but shit goes crazy in Brazil. Barbaric people

>>726501025
There are so many of them they just end up culling themselves

>>726491369
Worlds sharpest knife 2017

>>726477164
>Freddy krueger origin story

>>726501025
They have no empathy. They don't mind running over each others' children.

>>726474350
what the fuck were the spotters even doing

>>726492686
It really is very cathartic when contemplating the fact that I will not exist at some point in the future. I'm not a fan of the animal killing, but shoot as many humans as you want. Humans are the worst.

>>726481426
rip pupper

>>726489300
noooooooooo :(

>>726495725
how would you know

>>726491965
Jesus fucking Christ, what actually happened here, were they inside the parent or under it?

>>726482486
thats a lioness, dork

>>726477179
Then i'm a pussy too

>>726477324
I do not laugh about it.

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>>726478079
fag

>>726494730
the reason why he stalled, (lose lift) was because of engine failure. maxxing the throttles only saves you in video games

>>726479595
he did, no rigor mortis

>>726479522
why destroy a perfectly good dishwasher

>>726504405
Expired warranty?

>>726481426
black lives matter

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>>726474567

>>726504359
classic

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>>726484278

>>726503451
Baby spiders usually ride their mother for the first stages of growth.

>>726484509

guy got burnt

>>726485127

one of a select few videos i truly regret watching

>>726478079
Stops at "my good opinions"

Opinions are opinions, bad or good.

>>726481426

it's a scene from the movie 'the andromeda strain'

>>726489300
GO fuck yourself -_-

>>726485099
Fear is how I fall

>>726485134
Don't do drugs.

>>726477076
THIS IS WHAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHY HAS THE LORD ALLOWED THIS

>>726491822
a nigger

>>726486983
Stole the cell phone they had her holding on her head.

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Only clicked on one...all the usual for the past 2-3 years shite...Waste of fucking time...all us cunts on this shit fucking site really are all fucking losers...clicking on the same fucking bait, and its ALL fucking bait, day in day out.... WE should all kys ......fucking wankers ...The lot of us"!!

>>726500609

what a shitty gift

>>726474540
is that another bird hitting him?

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>>726507163
'WE should all kys '.... But there will be no one around to film it CUNT!

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>>726507255

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>>726500450
Kek, he does.

>>726478079
no entre to this site
>instant solution
no entre a site that you don't like
is patetic you enter a site but
>is cool
>is for real mens
please
go out our her
>

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>>726477855

>>726474621
this is why guns should be banned

>>726507852
Only for some people.

>>726491833
story?

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>>726484633
> dubs
> dead black
> CleanerAir4London

>>726504242
story?

>>726504359
story?

>>726474350

felt that from all these miles away

>>726508205
story?

>>726508100
>>726508224
>>726508258
>>726508303
Some thing

>>726501773
a 1000 degree knife would've gotten the job done

>>726506548
God is ded.

>>726508205
story?

>>726504405
it was rattling, probably broken

>>726478079
spotted the newfag

>>726481464
the tiger is gonna eat her and feel hungry an hour later

>>726474621
Did he just shoot himself point blank with a blank?

>>726485127
He died later that night. Brutal.

>>726508844
22 Dickdead.

>>726491369
Niggers can't do anything right.

>>726506737
Sp00Ki!!!!

>>726489300
poop pupper

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>>726477030

>>726508350
One puuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch!

>>726507293
yeah the bird that lands a moment after