Ask me anything.

Whats up?

>>726453998
Not much, just woke up, took a shower and a coffee. What about you?

Have you played Earthbound ?

>>726453969
What do you have in that cage?

>>726454060
I have not played Earthbound, however I have heard of it and seen some gameplay footage.

>>726453969
tits or gtfo

>>726454081
My pet.

>>726454110
D:

>>726454113
Don't be a faggot if you're going to start a thread like this. What kind of pet?

>>726454113
Pet what?

>>726454169
A small rodent.
But you won't guess <:3

>>726453969
do you gag on your dads cock?

is it bigger than yours?

>>726454209
Get it out.
Show us.

When was the last time you used an umbrella?

>>726454316
I would but she would get fur all over my black longsleeve. Sorry, Dave.

>>726454329
Many moons ago.

>>726454209
is it a gerbil for your ass?

>>726454209

A rat? Jesus, dude. Just send some cute pictures of your mouse or whatever and stop blue balling everyone.

>>726454359
No, because I'm not Big Gay Al.

>>726454362
Nope and nope! Other small rodent. Hint: Lives in desert, not a degu but related.

>>726454357
Take off black longsleeve then.

>>726454306
does being edgy make up for not having a vagina?

>>726454404
No, because someone called me a dude so I'm turned off >:v

>>726454306
LOL. Thought you were a girl at first, but your a pale 12-year-old with "fuck you mom" hair.

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>>726454306

>>726454435
Well then you're no use to me at all.

>>726454395
are you small gay pete then?

>>726454417
Does being a stalker make up for being a stupid fucking idiot lardface `u`

>>726454438
no

It's gotta be a rat

>>726453969
Tits or gtfo

>>726454457
Sorry, Anon, too many stalkers in this thread.

>>726454472
It's not a rat :3

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>>726454463
tranny triggered

mission completed

level up

>>726453969
How many suicide attempts you got so far?

>>726454463

Hold up, are you not a prepubescent boy? Either way, let me see your mouse.

Adams apple, visible shoulder blades and defined jaw with big hands

>>726453969
If you would lay down all the dicks end to end you've either sat on or inhaled, what would the distance they would cover be?
I'm shooting for a mile

>>726454553
That's the thing I don't want to get my shirt fuzzy.

>>726454541
Even if you win the retard olympics you're still a retard `u`

>>726453969
>>726454179
>>726454306
Underage b&
Fuck away back to 9gag kiddy

>>726454595
Yes, I am ultra rich.

>>726454572
someones first trap thread

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>>726454442
This...I would like to know this

>>726454633
I come from /b/.

>>726453969
show cock

>>726454601
I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be an AMA but you're dodging the questions. Are you a young boy or a girl who listens to Neutral Milk Hotel? Do you have a rabbit in that cage?

>>726454633
This

>>726454666
satanic trips

post your demon asshole

>>726454637
And ultra stupid it seems aswell.
I didn't ask about your finance status.

>>726454695
I listen to Tchaikovsky. It is not a rabbit.

>>726454721
Lewd!

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Show us your tax bills

>>726454733
>he didn't get it
guys he didn't get it

>>726454750
NO THATS PRIVATE

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>>726454633

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I am twenty one years old.
Ask Invisibro/

>>726454794
I'm 9 years old this lying game is pretty dank yo

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>>726454763
>NO THATS PRIVATE
RUDE

>>726454736

The nutcracker is overrated. Is it a squirrel?

>>726454794
no you aren't you are 17 at most

>>726454763
Allright fuckwit, please elaborate

>>726454794
I bet that digit smells of ass

>>726454854
It is not a squirrel, but remotely resembles squirrel.

>>726454848
>>726454857
k

>>726454863
>mile of dicks
>rich
do i look rich, bitch?

>>726454904
It doesn't.

>>726453969
how old were you when you first realized you're gay?

>>726454905
did you roll 46 and win that squirrel?

I skimmed through the whole thread, but I still can't figure out if it's a feminine guy or a masculine girl.

>>726454939
how old were you when you first realized you are a repressed homosexual who subconsciously takes out his frustrations by implying other people in their own inefficacy `u`

>>726454930
too early then?

>>726454905

I know it! It's a marmot.

>>726455012
nope

>>726454997
so your answer is 12?

>>726455043
suck my dick fag `u`

>>726455069
post a pic of it

>>726455032

Okay, well I give the fuck up. And let's be frank, I'm the only one here asking you actual questions that don't involve your vagina. Can you at least tell me what you have as a pet?

>>726454306
you look like elliot rodger but more like a faggot

>>726455131
It is a chinchilla

>>726455150
Get a life, faggot youve been stalking me in every thread `u`

>>726455131
his vagina is his pooper

Cunt looks like a gayer younger leafy even has his fucking hand glued to his face
Just b& this cunt and get on with our lives

>>726455193
How does he like function in society? This faggot.

>>726454905
Nope, look like a fucking street rat to me. But rats fuck aswell.
So now that you hopefully finally understand my question, how many cocks have you forcefully jammed into that tiny waste of space you call a body.

>>726455171

How many times have you got burned on Tinder?

>>726455225
y u mad tho?

>>726455242
I'm not talking to you until you stop masturbating.

>>726455258
I don't use dating sites, I ask girls out IRL.

>>726455299
but get rejected and decide to point a gun at yourself and act edgy

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>>726455171
kek
thinks theres only one guy

being this new

>>726455319
It's because the world is full of morons like you `u`
>>726455330
The sum of you is actually less than one person.

>>726455273
you first have to post dick and ass to get people to fap dude

This thread was made yesterday. Some fag just saved the photos and are trying his hardest to be yesterdays OP

>>726455299
>>726455258

I got my shit locked down before Tinder was really a thing, but I assume that I would ask girls to get a drink and then flake. I just assumed because of your age you were Tindering it up. I sure as fuck would be if I were in your shoes.

>>726455413
Fuck off, cunt.

>>726455069
how old were you when you started to want other men to suck your dick? faggot

>>726455431
She's not on Tinder, because she not a hoe smth

>>726455448
>other men
>dick
>faggot
GO AWAY GAYLORD

>>726455273
Didn't your dad tell you not to talk with your mouth full? Then again I wouldn't be suprised he left your gaping bitchmade ass when puperty hit that ogre looking face like an 18 wheeler.
God damn kids these days are near unfuckable

>>726455448

You gotta ignore the dipshits. Speaking to them in their tone doesn't really get anywhere. You're looking down a long road of pepe memes and why donald trump is the best. It's really not worth it.

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>>726455436
no u

>>726455514
he has a cum bib

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>>726455513
Who put them on the planet even?

>>726455477
is her cock smaller than yours?

>>726455589
Moms who either hugged them too much or didn't hug them enough.

>>726455513
first time I've seen a guy whiteknight another guy. that's the gayest of the gayest. He's not going to let you suck his dick

>>726455589
But for real, you don't have a chinchilla pic saved on your computer?

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>>726455628
I wish we could just bulldoze them off the plane of the earth heh

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>>726455589
can you still smell moms tendies on that dish cloth?

>>726455688
There is one on someone else's Instagram but eh

>>726455636

I'll white knight you too given the opportunity, just you wait.

>>726455513
Whiteknighting another guy!
Fuck! The cuckold levels are off the charts!

>>726455745
>>726455718
>being this salty

>>726455696
god you're such a faggot

>>726455696
is that dads cock ring made into a necklace?

>>726455765
How will i ever recover

>>726455745
That was the joke the first time. Are you in internet trouble though? I can save if that's the case.

^Me whiteknighting you was my response joke to yours, but we can keep doing this if you're into it.

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>>726455765
without salt you die

>>726453969
If dubs post a pic of you pissing in your own mouth.

I'm going outside. Bye!

>>726455904

How long have you known you were into chicks?

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>>726455904
death by airsoft

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>726455842
Look kiddo. I know you get some strange satisfaction being humiliated like the fagott you are but this shit gotta stop.
I get ya, you want to sit on a cock and in todays sociaty it is widely accepted.
But come on, whoring yourself out on 4chan... Have you no shame?

>>726456049
since I found out they can have dicks too

>>726455906
Still thinking it's the same guy... Kid you got alot to learn.

>>726456120
I mean, that's not very common. And you don't use craigslist to find these people? Things aren't adding up.

>>726455904
You don't have the guts

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>>726453969
On a scale of faggot to cuck how edgy are you?

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>>726459342

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>>726459547

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>>726459600
Is OP even here anymore?

>>726459744
OP got annoyed.

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>>726459776
Well I guess I will post utter shit for a while then. Such as this crisp flavor I made up for some thread a few weeks back.

>>726459966
everyone knows they're called chips, not crisps

R u ANEGRO

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>>726460338
Only in American English which is not a language.