Sshjtrhjjffvbnj
There
YAY
> men problems
>>726448917
Yay
I'm born in the year of the Cock!
>>726447567
>You do better!
That's not really a challenge.
>>726449046
I'm born in the year of the piggu
>>726449068
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAA
>>726449102
Whatcha up to?
>>726448840
>That feel when you're gonna order a whole amazon box full of male sex toys in under a month
>That feel when the only safe place to have them delivered is where your sister lives
If she opens that package, lol....
I heard there'd be a strapon
>>726449172
maxin relaxin all cool daddy what about yooooou
>>726449208
u wot m9
All this talk of daddies and seeing who's more submissive, I'ma need u furfemboi sluts to drop your kiks for daddy
>>726449266
I'm afraid that's entirely me, I don't have kik, I'm not a furry, and I am not male.
>>726449266
Can I see a pic of my potential daddy?
>>726449307
2/3 of this is believeable
>>726449195
She should learn to respect your privacy or push her down a hill llike when you were kids
>>726449258
Same, laying around nude
>>726449266
>has kik but doesn't need a daddy
Sorry
>>726449391
well it is all true belief it or not
>>726449412
pics please daddy
didnt get hacked, wewlado
>>726449482
I'm not daddy, I'm HunnBuns!!
And what do I get in return?
>>726449551
more lewds of me? Come on hunnybunny
>>726449412
>She should learn to respect your privacy
Not really her I'm worried about, it's the other people that live there. Won't go into detail, but ehh.
O WELL, hope for the best.
>>726449266
Not unless you're a filthy rich sugar daddy.
>>726449608
When I ordered my Bad-Dragon dildos, I told my family/roommates to not open them unless they want trama. And I'm not paying the mental hospital bill.
Non opened and handled with pure fear
>>726449599
I don't even want lewds, you just shared em since I did. So that playing card doesn't work missy!
>>726449824
um
I'll tell you that you're beautiful and other nice tings
>>726449909
Why do you want lewds of me? To fap to? I get it, you want to peg me but I'm not the one you should be asking.
>>726450057
lol you're overthinking this hunnybunny I don't wanna have sex with you
I just think oyu're a cutie
I just loaned a friend 100 dollars so she could pay an application fee on a house she wants to rent. I feel bad that I did that because I can't tell if I did it out of kindness or for a selfish reason.
>>726450131
I'M NOT A FREAKEN BUNNY
Why does everyone think I am!
>>726450217
I never said you were a bunny
you're hunnybunny it's a name you goon
>>726450217
Because you're as cute as one.
>>726450256
Still
Not a bunny
Just a Toyger with sweet hot juicy buns
>>726450359
A what?
>>726449824
I figure it'll go smooth, I'm not one to get really embarrassed over such things.
I'll tell em' it's something bland or something, kill all interest in opening it.
Might weird them out though, as I'm splurging on 1-3 day shipping. I've always been the kind of guy to take the 7-14 day shipping option ; ;
>>726450433
>>726450398
1/3 Tiger 2/3 house cat
Google them
They are sooooooo cute!
>>726450433
That sounds better
>>726450476
Why you postin hfur in a gfur thread?
>>726450563
i do what i want
>>726448840
>>726448953
>>726449046
I've been wondering for a while but what is with these weird ass filenames?
>>726450131
Stop trying to steal my hunnibuns.
>>726450637
Ok
Just sayin
>>726450854
I am definitely not
snarfybear hug me <3
>>726450563
Always been tripped out over actually ordering such things, have read a few horror stories.
Worst one was a buddy of mine buying a few toys of BD and having his father unbox them before he got home. Dad was super religious and went off the DEEP END.
I had to hide his stuff in my closet for awhile, was super awkward.
Got some free money out of it, was happy.
hunnibuns do you actually play d3?
>>726450962
*Kisses your lips* MmmmmMWAH!
>>726450868
better?
>>726450995
:3 <3
>>726450962
Why would anyone order anything like that all? Why spend money on it when there are such better things to purchase?
>>726451078
Sexual desire.
It feels good to feel good, anon.
>>726450925
I hugged his booty.
>>726450978
He does.
if you don't wanna kiss and lick balls like this, then get out
>>726451327
play it hardcorely or casual?
>>726451294
I don't like feeling good. Pleasure makes me feel guilty.
>>726451384
Casual.
>>726451489
pathetic
>>726450824
I'm on mobile
I can't see filenames
>>726450962
Yeah, I was lucky. Ma is Bi and told me to be gay since I was a kid. My pals hid at my place since she offered em home to other queers.
But one day she didn't think and opened a box full of my toys and Chance was on top.
She made my pals move the box and told me to not bleed out. Lol
>>726450978
Diablo 3? On PS4. My roommate got me a copy so we could play together. Can't wait to try out seasonal!
I own over 200 games I play
Metal Gear Solid V Phantom Pain mostly. Got 28% done it says. Working on that. Did a solid 32 hr run
>>726451515
Welp fuck you loser
>>726451045
Yes
If you want hfur, make a thread and I'll post some to get it going for you.
I just made this thread for gfur
>>726451621
>single player games
disgusting
>>726451357
I would love to worship someone from behind
>>726451648
I'm done with you
coffee cheetos chickeen
>>726451773
do i resub>>726449522
>>726451753
Ow memes are weak too
>>726451816
if you want idc
>>726451846
also your stats sucked
what was your goal that you finished?
>>726451621
>I'm on mobile
>I can't see filenames
Well I guess that's probably what's doing it then.
I wonder what the significance of the "tmp_32380" is.
I tried googling it but it doesn't seem like all those results could be you alone so it's probably not device specific. That is unless you've been dicking around on /g/ and in milf threads.
>>726451884
this
but they changed the armor so it fucking sucks now, never playing again
yet
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>>726451922
>tmw you quit a game because they changed your 4bit armour
>>726451963
literally all about the aesthetics
>>726451891
It saves images by number of files on the phone.
>>726451987
do you have void gloves on in that picture
>>726451930
Fjshcjsjdbbfbndnhtakemeoutbyfrandsferdandygfftjnkkyfdfhjnbvgghjnbvffyj
>>726451995
They're all "tmp_32380" though.
>>726451891
The tmp means temporary. Its how some phones generate the filename when you save an image.
>>726451930
Post your boobies.
>>726451357
Even though I want to, I have issues finding a good test subject for such activity.
>>726452018
i think
>>726452206
Just resub and stop being a roleplayer
>>726452082
sd card is location of files
Samsung Galaxy S5 is to blame for oddness
Am anon who was/is worried about having his lewd stuff mailed to him, surprised thread hasn't an hero'd yet
Anyone here from Canada?
>>726452721
Unfortunately not me
I'm in hell, and Snarf is in hell with me
>>726452093
I already told you I don't trust you with pics of me
otherwise I might
>>726453006
I'm on my phone, I don't really save pics.
>>726452857
rip
>>726452721
I',m from canada hi hello how are you darling
>>726453059
DO NOT TRUST
>>726453125
I just got over a ridiculous virus, was dehydrated so, so much. Other than that, doing just fine.
How are you?
>>726453125
Hunnibuns wants to see them.
>>726453245
I'm WONDERFAUL I have marijuana in my system so I am just lovely
>>726453275
Then he can ask himself.
>>726453275
Snarf wants to see em and using me to get them
He has a butt fetish so he peer pressures the guys to show em
>>726453315
Luuucky.
I'm gonna pick up some shatter soon enough, that shit is the bomb. Been sipping on some Russian standard + Sprite for now though.
>>726453245
Man I wish I could get sick and die.
Or like, unexpectedly run over by a truck.
>>726453379
gross vodka ew
get you some smooth canadian whiskey or some jagrmeister
drnink like a beast cmon don't let a little girl like me be a manlier drinker than you
>>726453381
I've come close to death twice, both were interesting.
First time I od'd on Oxy being stupid, second time I busted an artery in my throat due to a botched tonsillectomy. Drowning in blood is not fun.
>>726453442
I usually drink Dock 57 or Jamesons, but I'm all out.
D:
>>726453510
I've never had either of those
>>726453562
S H A M E
H
A
M
E
But seriously. Dock 57 is disgusting. I'm a sucker for punishment.
Jamesons however, is fucking godly.
tfw you miss a shota thread
I'm a pussy
I only drink mix drinks
And Gin is my poison
should end it all tbh
stop being a BABY I hate it when people are less manly than me
>>726453784
You're not missing out on much, they're always filled with the same old pictures that have been posted hundreds of times already
>>726454088
R E A L
>>726454044
I don't wanna be manly
My grandpa beating me up and yelling to be manly made me hate myself for being a guy
So I'll stick to being a pussy
>>726454088
What about that one anon days ago that posted a link to some upload site, then deleted it once the thread hit image limit
Pretty sure it wasn't anything uh, legal
>>726454088
I just go for the drama.
>>726454253
omg i feel you baby
>>726454291
drama?
you mean normies coming in and reeing?
>>726454321
Post bewbs.
>>726454346
Nah they argue about what shota is best shota and attack each other and sometimes I spam them with various things and they have a big cry.
It's funny.
>>726454423
snarf pls go
>>726454446
"""""""'drama""''""""'"
>>726454465
I can't.
>>726454565
y
>>726454687
No boobs yet.
Plus, terrible zombie movie.
Why do these threads always die during european time? I refuse to believe that there aren't any faggots in europe.
>>726455052
I'm not european and I'm not a faggot but I'm here
>>726455052
theyre all american pigdogs
>>726455052
they're all faggots so this thread isn't special
>>726455194
snuggles pet luna pls
>>726455052
You need a very special kind of faggot to populate a thread like this.
And europeans dont make up much of 4chan's traffic, or at least not /b/'s so it's just a smaller faggot pool.
come with me into the bathroom
I'll give everyone special pets
>>726455270
of course daddy ~ Let's go ~
I really need to get a coverall.
http://steamcharts.com/app/304390
BAHAHAHAHAH
Married life--going to bed with 600 dollars and waking up with 12
>>726455270
Oh oh! I want an autistic salamander cat plz!
>>726455721
$588 of dragon dildos
What is this thread about?
But I crumble completely when you cry
me?
not necessarily, we just singin
You don't crumble completely when I cry? ;;~;;
Um
I've never been that invested in ANYONE'S emotional state.
NOT EVEN FOR ME?
Not even for you.
sf probs wouldve cried if trump lost
I'm hurt, Juliebean.
Explain what's happening here what's the context
Take solace in that while you're not terribly special to me, neither is anyone else.
>>726456309
I actually so thoroughly expected him to lose that I think I would've been completely inured to it.
>>726456363
founds probs ended it all tbh
>>726456379
founds?
>founds
wouldve*
anyway I'm not gonna hang around here rn I actually have shit to do
alas
no julie please >.<
cya fagot
Who the hell is Julie what
>>726456502
pls dont tell putin
>>726456424
Good for you.
I used to do shit but I gradually gave it all up as I realised how shit I was at everything.
>>726456520
I just might tell putin to be honest
>>726456574
Nah come on, what Putin doesnt know doesnt hurt him
>>726456454
So what kind of special pet did snuffles give to you
I don't have my salamander cat yet
>>726456650
he DIDNT
>>726456700
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In the name of the lord almighty, I pray for each and every one of you.
>>726456762
Which lord specifically
>>726456624
HE NEEDS TO KNOW
I've already been to hell. They don't want me there
>>726456803
nananananna, hes too busy invading places to worry about the gays right now
>>726448840
eval()â–²
â–² â–²
>>726456842
Lucariobutt
>>726456846
I'M CALLING HIM RIGHT NOW
>>726456887
You're fired
>>726456803
Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
>>726456896
BUM
>>726456954
you mad that creature instilled choice in our souls ?
>>726457010
Lucariobum then!
>>726456954
What about putin?
>>726457024
Hardly.
I just believe that the majority of the human race has squandered what they were given.
The ultimate sin.
>>726457034
i almost snapped my guitar strings a fourth time for this month, and i dont have replacement.
lol
call him 928 /
379/ 0373
>>726457099
How does that almost happen? I thought that happens without warning lol
>>726457099
wow dude are you a pro guitar
>>726457155
i was testing the tremolo to go sharp instead of flat, and the strings popped out of my tuning key and it was because i didnt lock them hard enough lol
>>726457198
hellz yeah i can play the main riff from smoke on the water. gonna be the next van halen B^)
omg
i want
ice cream helpl me
>>726457330
Share your work sometime trash buddy!
Also this little derp says hi
whats the reason for the influx of attention whores?
>>726457330
im too autistic and sucked at guitar
>>726457389
There is plenty of ice over here. Want me to make it creamy?
>>726457440
hey
ehey
hHEY ASS HGIKIOLE
I AM ATTENTION WHORE YOU AND HYOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT
>>726457110
That's not nice
>>726457389
Hello!
>>726457439
what work? i dont write anything, i just play songs i like
hi kitten
>>726457440
i guess the easiest thing for you to do is...
git gud
>>726457440
They get attention. Duh.
>>726457504
please ice ceram please I need it
>>726457495
and niggers are useless
Tell me something I dont know
>>726457519
should make yourself blind so you cna play better
>>726457527
sadly
>>726457519
Oh
Well, if you do c:
>>726457555
you sound like a RUDE DUDE
>>726457547
Okay!
>>726457086
Tell me, what do you know about sin?
>>726457555
i wish i was blind so i dont have to look at ur bullshit
xdxdxdxd
>>726457563
maybe, ive always wanted to write blues.
>>726457615
i'm dying help me
>>726457599
>>726457625
>>726457615
its the attention trifecta
>>726457655
I wish I was dead so I didnt have to deal with your bullshit
>>726457655
I made some stuff in like Garageband that I was so proud of then, now I cringe so hard my face rips apart :/
>>726457703
so then kill urself xdxdxdxd pranked.
>>726457727
we were all cringe at one point in our lives
and we still are cause we come to 4chain
>>726457678
it's gonna be okay!
>>726457703
Who are you quoting?
>>726457752
me too thanks
>>726457778
definitely not okay
need ice cream
>>726457785
>>726457752
Good point lol
Cringe pals
>>726457852
dood, destined to be buddies
>>726457814
low alch yourself pls
>>726457810
There are plenty of ways to get ice cream, hundreds even
Don't give up hope
>>726457814
Rude meme
>>726457810
Best I could do is yellow snow.
>>726457880
At least there's potential heheh :p
>>726457918
getme itplease daddy
>>726457882
i'd rather be smelted so i can burn
>>726457918
>>726457932
wouldnt you like to hold hands with the guy in the stall next to you?
>>726457982
probs fail because you're too impure
>>726457982
His hand would be on my dick, and mine on his. We'd aim for each other
>>726458005
>>726458038
sounds like a fun time.
>>726458216
post qt things
>>726458216
He'd give me a handjob, I'd smack his butt. And then fun times would happen
>>726458261
this guy is pretty cute
>>726458266
a match made in the bathroom at the local restaurant
>>726458385
nah dont be a faggot
nobody likes real things
>>726458385
Then it turns out it's a burly transsexual woman, and I flee in panic
>>726458403
dis goy
>>726458447
sue that tranny for sexual harassment lmao
>>726458474
And she runs after, exactly like the grunt from Amnesia
>>726458474
nah dont be fag
post luccrio
i took a few bites of ice cream now i have a head ache.
>>726458529
she IS a grunt from amnesia.
>>726458563
i mean gilmour is pretty perfect, but ok lucario
>>726458644
>perfection in something which isnt draw
heh nice joke
>>726458644
And that horrible screeching chase music is playing!
>>726450359
Sauce?
>>726458670
and dis goy
>>726458689
like cheesy bollywood films where the cars are like flying in an obvious green screen and the bullets stop mid air and fall because he looks at them?
I got ice cream
>>726458765
disgusting
>>726458765
What? I'm talking about this lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZDjwfH7kok
>>726458781
I love you.
>>726458794
this guy?
>>726458815
oh uh... i knew that
i never really could play amnesia...
heh.ehheh..
>>726458874
whoa re you and why do you love me
>>726458898
I'm me and i love you because you are you.
>>726458892
Amnesia I don't have much problem with, but the Penumbra series on the other hand o_o
>>726458986
WHO ARE YOU
>
>>726458935
dis guy http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a7/68/89/a76889f805c9daa6f72db9bdc2fd90e9.jpg (Mark Sandman)
>>726459010
the only horror I can stand is Bioshock
cause im basically a pansy.
>>726459121
my parents want their taste in musicians back
>>726459084
Does it matter? I love you! You know i do
>>726459143
sorry its not your all-time favorite kanye west
>>726451987
Used to be, but that game tried to get serious cuz all the little kiddies who played grew up. It's still shit like it was back then too
>>726459239
You should know me better
I hate like everyone
I also never listen to music
>>726459210
My daddy told me not to talk to lolicons...
>>726459121
Fuck image limit https://68.media.tumblr.com/1438a874809e3d5badb880e467de97b0/tumblr_mgcfnoBuap1qatcfzo1_500.gif
>>726459259
im in it for the aesthetics, gotta look good
>>726459280
i dont, you always complain about runescape and then proceed to call me a faggot everytime we talk
>>726459329
n o t h a n k y o u
>>726459356
ahhh, good times
Where is eisen, he can vouch for that
>>726459356
https://33.media.tumblr.com/b9720215570a447bb014957bf58fea1a/tumblr_mgcfnoBuap1qatcfzo2_500.gif
>>726459394
uh
>>726459440
No
thank
you
>>726459488
I tried the Bioshock demo once... I really need to catch up on that http://orig04.deviantart.net/dd47/f/2010/204/b/f/alma_wade_by_misteve.jpg
>>726459356
Likewise but that game was never aesthetic, always years behind any real games in terms of graphics and gameplay. Can't expect much from Java but come on you can release the game standalone with a real engine
>>726459588
not much to catch up on.
>>726459834
they tried that with the main game. But it's not OSRS so it's kinda.. a miss.
>>726459969
There like three games I haven't played, that's quite a lot
>>726456111
>>726456111
>>726456111