Ylyl pls

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM9IyRua6VE

You can't make it to the end. - https://youtu.be/ZT--tvvfOdY

>>726448822
more like i rage i lose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzXTILiYALM

>>726450135
Agreed. Some1 has to strike some sense into those whores.

>>726450021
kek

>>726448822
that's just sad...

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>>726449957

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>>726450685

>>726448822

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hlpSxX0-vY

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>>726448822

>>726449706

lost...

wait, is this what I think it is? She's gonna put that in her pussy in and out, right?

>>726450519
vinesauce memes kek

>>726450021
This feels as if its something spidermans boss would say

>>726448822
Fuck this pussy ass faggot. You dont wear a shirt like that and not expect to piss someone off. He should have stood,tall and owned it instead he folded like a little bitch.

>>726451625
>My wife said we had to cut back on expenses, so I should stop buying beer.
>I said "what about all the money you spend on makeup?"
>She said "I need the makeup to look pretty"
>I said "that's what the beer is for"
>I don't think she's coming back.

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How to get high with Wick Medinait?

Heard that junkies buy that stuff in order to get high. How they do it?

---

Wie kann man mit Wick MediNait high werden?

Habe gehört, dass Junkies sich das Zeug kaufen und daraus was machen.

>>726453142
nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>726453617
just find another brand without paracetamol

>>726453401
atta boy

bump, haven't lost yet

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>>726449618

>>726454252
moot's pics finaly leaked !

>>726454696
I'm going to jack off so hard m00t will feel it

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>>726454252
No nude gook m00t?

>>726453617
DXM Google it
Ratiopharm Hustenstiller z.b.

>>726454252
I just blew a load to this. I think I'm done with /b/ for now. I'm actually disgusted in myself. I'm covered in dust as well which made things worse.

>>726453747
>Not including second gen refugees
>Deciding these numbers aren't high enough, gotta increase the chances!
Fun fact, taking in refugees will never solve the problems in the middle east.

>>726453747
the actual punchline here is that according to these statistics refugees would kill at most 2 ppl even if American population would be 7bilion. as in, the whole world population.
now i wonder who's behind this post...

>>726454978
Cheeto dust or have you not moved for a while?

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>>726453617
Besser mit Jägermeister zulöten

>>726454978
You shouldn't be, we've all done it

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>>726456466
Pls in english, no speak nazi

>>726450685
>>726450957
Samefag

>>726453872
He's right tho. The guy shouldn't have apologized.

>>726449706
>What is that thing?

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>>726457616
Its a red tegu. Like, a big lizard. She's got an Instagram called MacGyver the lizard

>>726456020
>taking in refugees will never solve the problems in the middle east.
Of course not. What is your point?

xD

>>726450021
Fuck me I lost so hard to this. why.

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>>726449621

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>>726448822

Fucking feminism!!

>>726448822
I don't really agree with what happened to the guy but this is a false equivalence.

>>726453812
Kek

>>726458788
Femanon rapist detected

>>726458677
What, precisely, the fuck?

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Boiiiiiiii

>>726458880
Trips trump dubs, slut
>>726458788

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>>726453812

Every fucking thread this is posted now, it was Facebook/email forward funny st best

>>726453142
>>726457515
Its cute that NEETs have opinons on workplace damage control

>>726454978
Relax. I'm so old that my cum is dust.
>hnnnnnnnng
>*poof*

>>726458954
Newfag get out

>>726453954
underrated.

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>>726457494

>>votes for Trump
>>calls germans Nazi

>>726459101
Samefag girlfag tits or gtfo, snowflake ;)

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>>726459448
Why is this a problem if he voted trump.
I don't get,

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https://youtu.be/swADgRCALWk

>>726456455
No no no. I haven't cleaned my house in about 6 months. I've been sat at my desk for about 26 hours now. I've jerked it more times than I can remember and yet I still can't stop. There's is so much dust that I can write my name on my jeans in it. Fuck man. I eaten about half a sheet of acid since Sunday. You guys thought that sour cream in the mircrowave was bad..

>>726460821
Nice to meet you all though. I'm Bongo Bill. Same fag.

>>726453747
>nigger uses a fake MAGA hat in their shitty memes
Zozzle

>>726457616
It's disgusting, that's called an asian

>>726450621
kek

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I came to contribute this picture, and call someone a nigger. You ready, nigger?

>>726453747
fuck off niggers

im no nigger

>>726460996
You're the nigger.

>>726460928
Fuck off, you are the nigger. Trips get.

>>726460999
Trips dodged my nigger arrow. Well done, nigger-man.

>>726460999
You stole my trips faggot

>>726449059
Funny monkey

>>726460996
Niggerest nigger.

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Trips acquired, mission accomplished, return to base all troops.

>>726460821
D O I T

>P O S T P I C S

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Someone's gotta do it X

>>726460344
holy shit that image when you make it all the way to the end

>>726458896
Fucking dirty shiites

>>726460517
ey

>>726460873
>Zozzle
>>no banana
>>>ur doin it wrong

>>726453009
there should be 5?

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>>726459448

>>726460517
Fga

>>726451625
No smiles, only rage.

>>726451625
bye

>>726460821
Post pics faggot

>>726453747
Youre right. More likely to get killed by a nigger

>>726458984
I came her for an argument. No you didn't. Yes I did. No you didn't.

>>726459101
Its clearly bait, are you retarded?

Wait shit is your post bait too? Did I just get bamboozled?

>>726460996
Stupid nigger

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>>726460517

>>726458890
Didn't you know? only edgy shit is allowed on /b/

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>>726448822
trip dubs.

>>726460996
nigger

>>726449855
lul

https://youtu.be/w4IV4kaKQ6U ,

>>726460517
H

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PMPXyF5vNY&t=1s

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>>726450021
i've read it like 7 times, and with every time it gets more genius

unacceptable

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>>726449706
No, fuck you, what is the thing that asian girl is holding?

>>726456234
you're retarded aren't you. it's "chance of being killed by a refugee" as in during your whole life... jesus christ you're stupid. the stats are fake anyway.

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>>726449059

>>726453142
Almost as if he was...Asking for it?

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>Reddit

Not even once.

>>726460517
fuck off

>>726453954

Good

>>726460517
>
Don't let her die

>>726458890
OP is a fag you retard

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>726453617
>Junkies
sorry this board isnt blue

>>726453401
The oldest joke ever.

>>726464573
I really hate reddit's double standards.

>>726450781
ha ha

>>726460459
Clever.

>>726465110

then you must be a weak gay

>>726464974
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>726460517

>>726449646
LOL DRUGS xD

>>726460517
fuck

>>726460996
nigger

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>>726460493

>>726460517
You whore

>>726458890
Why do you faggots talk like that? Gtfo to reddit

>>726464223
a Tegu

>13 vit
>99 arc
time to try this out

>>726468187
fking lost..

>>726457616
its a asian

>>726460996
Nigger

>>726453773
I don't get it

>>726453747
WTF is going on in /b, When did shitty facebook "memes" and non racist view points become the main prerogative of everybody. EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD PLZ DIE.

>>726453747
Yeah its so low because the libtards haven't brought more of them in, like in Europe. You liberals really are fucking stupid.

>>726460517
Nigger>>726460517

>>726453401
lost

>>726460517
FUCK YOU

>>726460517
.gif
>Clicks

>>726453617
Are you lost?

>>726453954
kek

>>726453954
Nice

>>726460517
nmnm,n,mkjkjhkh

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>>726450385

>>726460517
fuck you

>>726471293
This is whats wrong with the world.
oh, and niggers.

>>726471699
still less degenerated than western europeans

>>726471552
\what is the name of the movie?

>>726458890
God damn new fag

>>726460517
h857hb8

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>>726472145
lol at you

>>726460996
>nigger

>>726457616
>>726449706
Dinner

>>726472267
No, if it was dinner it would be a dog dumbass. Shes asian.

>>726472530
of fucking course this feminazi bitch has the paris bullshit on her profile pic.

>>726463452
That's a joke from the early 2000's on EHOWA. Jesus, the copypasta is real here.

How many kgs is 500 pound?

>>726472651
>mom grease the door
>no! mom dont leave me
mom: Sorry you fat bitch you cost me too much in groceries anyways.

>>726449059
Oh fuck I know that guy

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>>726472661
>Chris-chan
>Her

>>726451625
this is why I fuck men

>>726472763
226.8

>>726472778
is it because yoda looks like a peeled avocado?

>>726460996
nigger

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>>726473154
Relevant

>>726460517
You bastard

>>726460517
ayyy

>>726456234
Hahahah where'd you study stat fuckhead

>>726471809
The guys on the right are airsofters, not actual military.
I'm not sure if that makes it worse, though.

>>726460048
Trump has more in common with fascism than most German people.

>>726448822
Guy's a pussy. He apologised and cried. Maybe he should land a spacecraft up his ass like the fag he is.

>>726472448
GTFO with these normie memes

>>726472778
Cinco de mayo is not eve Mexican Independence Day. It's the anniversary of the victory of the battle of Puebla

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>>726460517

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>>726471293
You got to be pretty dumb not to spot that from miles away

>>726450530
Finger lickin' good.

>>726450127
>>726465097
Old but gold

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>>726460517

>>726460517
why you have to be such a faggot?

>>726457494
Made me lose.

>>726460517
Nooo

>>726460517
Replied

>>726453773
??

>>726471259
Fuck I hated that goober though.

>>726472661
>being this new

>>726464518
iswydt

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>>726460517

>>726457616
>Not understanding greentext

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>>726448822

>>726468187
Uncle Ruckus the cat

>>726473273
A smelly fat person made this.

>>726475390
Fuck off hipster

>>726474487
Why do you have to be such a dense cunt? You're giving him the attention he craves, which makes you the cancer.

>>726461875
Yes.

>>726473967
>normie memes
>stuff from a time when memes weren't a mainstream thing, were made on this site, and were actually funny

come back in 10 years newfag

>>726457494
Cry some more, Schwuchtel

>>726460517
Faggot

>>726450021
LOST

>>726474138
Thanks, hawkster!

>>726473815
Got to do what the boss says else you're out.
That's one thing, sure. But now consider how many space organizations there are.

>>726460996
Bitch ass nigger

>>726453954
>2017
>buying women drinks
isshyggdt

>>726475512
I use a PC. The person that made that image is still fat and smelly. Judging from your ass ache, I'm guessing you are too, virgin.

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>>726453747
So what are you saying Anon? We need to increase the odds of being slain by Jihadiis in America? We need to increase the amount of violent right wing regressives and political regressives hell bent on Theocracy in the US?

If you think that living next to a person that believes that you should die for believing the wrong things and that your female loved ones should be raped and enslaved for the purpose of more rape; then you should step up and foster some of these human pieces of shit. Otherwise you are just virtue signalling.

>>726475975
I sit on my ass quite a bit and my ass never hurts.

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>>726453747
oh, the butthurt on this. saved.

>>726453009
the first time i searched deadmau5 that came up

>>726460517
5

>>726460517
FUK

>>726476110
That's because you have plenty of cushioning, fat boy.

>>726453617
What the fuck do you mean junkies buy it?
My friend is addicted to that shit
Drinks at least a bottle of to go every day
And I tell you what
He doesn't buy it
He never has
Every employee at the 've knows that he comes in all the time and never buys anything but for whatever reason they are all too lazy to do anything about it

Fact: junkies don't buy robitussin. They steal it

You sound like a fucking 9th grader

>>726476227
No one cares about you.

>>726460517
>implying anyone would reply to this trash

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>>726458677
Ayyy! My sides!

>>726451625
I agree, goodbye cunt

>>726453617
The trip is really fucked up u wont have fun. Just feels shit

>>726472651
and people say obesity is healthy

>>726476344
You just did, you useless teenage waste of oxygen.

>>726473077
lost
>hail hortler

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>>726449646
>WHEN U, LOL
>DO THING HAHAHAHAHAH
>AND, LMAO GUYS
>YOU DO... LOOOL

>YOU DO SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>726453747
This is triggering Drumpf faggots and I love it.

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>>726471390
Dead Muslims smell sweet.

>>726476754
You have to be 18+ to post here, Captain Friendless.

>>726460517
I wanted to read that, anybody's got the original?

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>>726472413
Kek!

>>726453617
Underage

>>726476676
>le drumf

Bet you dont know what it even means

>>726448822
that guy deserves it for being reddit as fuck. If you are the head scientist for an innovative space project and you are representing not only an institution like NASA but a team of professionals that put all of their hard work on said project you should know better than dressing up like a 4chan NEET. fucking faggot, I'm glad he became suicidal after that.

>>726448822
Thought this was a ylyl thread, not a rage one?

>>726477151
That self-loathing seems to be hitting you extra hard today.

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>>726476822
U mad bro?

>>726463390
>muh edgy

>>726471764
fucking nuclear mutants

>>726460517
just to be safe

>>726477344
Typical American teenage response.

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>>726460996
nigger

>>726465350
I don't like it. But dude, you butthurt?
Let him do it, he'll get tiered; or not. Who fucking cares!?

You're probably american

>>726477626
faggot

>>726473077
Kek

Also checked

>>726473343
Holy fuck thats a real article? That woman should never be allowed to have children or even give her opinion on anything ever

>>726477799
lmfaoooo

>>726464613
Now where could my pipe be...

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>>726451625

>>726477868
No one cares?

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>>726460517
Dicknipples.

>>726472448
>>726475579
>b-b-but it used to be posted here

Yeah, CP too. Things change. Fuck off retard.