Trips decide if I ask my crush out, quads decide what I say.

Yes.
In case quads, say "I love you, Jessica."

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>>726445863

>>726445863
Just do it faggot

>>726446080
Spoopy coincidence

>>726445863
wait another 10 years, 5 months and 3 days

Trips for you to never ask a girl out.

>>726446427
reroll

>>726446447
So close nonnie. But I dont think I want to be a loner forever :)

"I hate you and never want to talk to you again"

>>726447014
Reroll

>>726447027
Reroll

Will you suck me later or will I have to beat the shit out of you?

My deepest desire is to shove a dead Syrian child covered in maple syrup up your nigger ass, while you call me Randy Quaid over and over until I cum buckets.

fuck you

Singles decide if OP is an fagit.

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>>726447282

>>726447282
OP here
Singles have decide. Am fagit now.

Dont ask

>>726447047
reroll

>>726448307
reroll

>>726448699
reroll

>>726445863
if you're scared about asking your crush out, its because you already know shes gonna turn you down
Why even bother

whoa whoa, is that dick real?

>>726449101
That is a very pessimistic attitude. Which is exactly what is going to get me turned down. So nah.

>>726449163
you probably havent even talked to her, this is probably another "i look at her in class and stalk her facebook" situation

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Yes, say “may I poop in your vagina“

>>726449234
Actively talk to her, she's one of my best friends.

>>726445863
Yes
"I would love to have a threesome with your dad"

>>726449546
I love this website

Only one person has got dubs so far and that's not even the goal. Weakest getters ever. Bump.

>>726449287
>She's one of my best friends

Ready to get niggerzoned OP

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>>726449687
The friendzone is a beta concept for betas. There is no friendzone OP ignore this fag

Yes.
Quads: I am going to get in there real good.

>>726445863
Yes,
ask her if she'd like to take drugs with you

Yes.
Say "Just a heads up, you will need to pay for a dog I can cum on."

>>726450010
SO CLOSE GODDAMNIT

>>726450003
Close

Yes.
ask her this-
Before we bang, how long is your cock?

yes
say just a heads up, i can only cum if i look at a picture of a jew while we do it

>>726450178
reroll

>>726450232
reroll

I choo-choo-choose you

>>726445863
lul. i wonder how this guy feels about his nude being reposted around so much

>>726450254
With a dick like that, probably great.

>>726450254
I want to knack that thing in half

pic related

Say: I totally would've thought you were a female, they really did a great job. (Record it if possible)

>>726450409
Rolling for this

>>726449056
Reroll

>>726447014
Roll for this

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>>726451013
How about we don't fuck up someone's life for once /b/?

>>726451156
If he's dumb enough to actually send that then he deserves to have his life ruined

>>726451354
True enough.

>>726450900
Reroll

Send her the picture you used for the thread

Hey, I have something I want to say to you that ive wanted to say for a long time. I really like you, like a lot and Id love to take you out sometime.

Tell her that you got back from the doctors today and that she needs to get tested, then don't respond to her for 2 days. screens or it didn't happen. CHECK EM!

>>726451645
Fuck rerolling

>>726451645
Roll

>>726451645
Shameless reroll

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>>726451645

>>726451577
Reroll

>>726451645
Cmonc Roll!

>>726445863
I want whoever made this picture to lmk how he shooped it or how his dick is that big

>>726449246
good

I hate you, dont talk to me ever again fat ass

>>726451645
Haaaaaa autism

I like them digits

>>726451968
roll

>>726451968
rawlin

>>726445863
Swallow?

>>726445863
Do you dare nerds?

>>726445863
I am learned, how deep are you?

>>726445863
Give me your didgets, and I'll give you mine.

>>726451792
Reroll

>>726452172
Reroll

You are a ugly fat bitch, wanna hook up?

>>726452194
One more

>>726452201
Reroll

>>726452222
I FUCKING TIMED IT

>>726452222
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!

>>726452222
WINRAR

>>726452222
delivar op

>>726452222
ayy lmao

>>726452222
This is the proudest moment of my life, shoutout to the fact that i have no friends and browse /b/ all day.

Now op, its your turn

>>726445863
I guess op truly is a faggot...

>>726452377
OP here
Soz, was taking a shower.
Vid will be up tomorrow. OP will deliver ;)

>>726452804
Any idea when? Really need to see the fruits of my labour

>>726451591
Though I definitely would have preferred this one win. It's pretty sweet.

>>726452870
Around this time tomorrow.

>>726452916
Sounds good, ill check in on /b/ around that time

>>726453015
See you then

Tell her:

Ayy gurl wanna ride on mah gland I kno you wantit lets cut wit da BS

>>726445863
Winners aside, dubs decide if I send her this pic before I see her tomorrow

>>726453355
Look at them dubs

>>726453355
Send the pic

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>>726445863

>>726453638
Saved

>>726453128
What you gonna call the thread? So i can search for it

>>726454220
Thats the greatest thing i have ever had the pleasure of seeing