best of 4chan thread

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>>726441784
armless guy

post more, cunt.

>>726441854
i don't get it. he must have been terribly dehydrated or something. i'm like 99% sure fiber + water is supposed to make your poop mega soft and easy

>>726443696
if 4chan actually existed in 2001 that would be even funnier.

>>726441975
that's actually kind of sad.

>>726442641
Can we stop putting people in these screencaps just because they ask for it?

>>726441784
I was lurking in that thread, good stuff

>>726443990
made me happy, though. ;)

>>726444098
me too. I'm the anon that posted the pic of hitler

>>726444458
someone got sixubs. someone find it for me.

>>726444444

>>726443507
Not shitting for a few days makes your shit hard as rocks.

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>>726444661
She is just beautiful...

>>726441784
AAAHAHA I was there for the whole thread.

It was gold, to watch unfold

>>726444940
me too. T'was glorious watching Matthew get doxxed like that

>>726441941

wow

>>726443381
Holy shit, never knew this

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>>726444060
ah fuck this cracked me up

>>726443697
jesus

>>726445871
>this is autism and it's beautiful

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>>726445871
shit like that takes dedication

>>726446116

Living the life

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not sure what im posting
fyi

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>>726445871
>>726446242

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>>726446657
kek
im glad i saved that one

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>>726446784

>>726446657

Pretty much pathetic but insane and therfore funny. Post more insane but less pathetic shit like the redneck and the clowns.

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>>726446820
any niggas lurking

>>726446021
is there a pt2 kind anon?

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>>726446827
like this?
>>726446820

also I would post specific shit but im too lazy to open the image before and read it
im just opening randoms shit

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>>726446994

>>726446854
Lost!1

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>>726447087

>>726446920
I just saved that the other day and thread 404d Idk if that anon ever delivered a or 2

>>726441913
Wow, a bunch of obvious jokes. What a fantastic read that was.

10/10 for originality
10/10 for humour

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>>726446657

>>726446994

meh, but thank you for trying.
The clown thing wasnt intended, it was situational, thats the best humor for me.

>>726446820
i remember this one

>>726443381
No one ever notices that Reese from Malcolm In The Middle is flying the bike.

>>726447214

meh im done posting.
>>726447214

>>726444082
Put me in and embiggen my words!

>>726444129
>>726444098
Faggots. You're as bad as the put me in the screencap cancer.

>>726447488
Autism: the post

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>>726447226
What about this?

>>726444640
Fuck off cunt.

>>726447763
but they found it, didnt they?

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>>726443485
holy schmau, what was happening here?

>>726447685


Yes yes this is really good but as old as my timebeing on this site. and its missing the insanity part. Thanks buddy, do you have a skinwalker/goatman one? Havent red a creepypasta in years.

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>>726447899
Wrong one

>>726447087

not bringen 2 axes if the edge gets dull.

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>>726445392
Its not real fuckhead

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>>726447142

jesus christ

>>726448039
nothing is real faggot. People love living illusions. For all I know you are a fucking talking fatamogana and im in coma for 12 years. Do I care? Fuck I should but I dont so lets get over with it.

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>>726447214

Bump this is gold

leeching hard

>>726448216

>>726443507
Fiber refers to literally indigestible plant fibers. Because we cannot digest them, they make our bowel movement harder, with a direct correlation between hardness and volume of fiber consumed. Less fiber, runny shits. More fiber, brick shits.

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>>726449506
this one's classic

>>726449783
so much autism

>>726441784
I was here when that happened.

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>>726449783
fucking beautiful

>>726450022
OP here: So was I. I'm the anon that posted the pic of Hitler and asked to be in the screencap.

>>726450062
we're all proud of you, hitler.

>>726450101
those fucking russians had to ruin my perfect empire

>>726449895
Lol this man was of the very last of a breed to inhabit this board before little faggots like yourself came and overran /b/. You cant even correctly place simple nouns in common sentence structure in your half assed attempt to insult people. You really are worse than an autist on alot of levels.

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>>726441784

You're all new fags, fuck you.

>>726446854
Fucking Lost

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>> 726449223
lost

>>726443972
I remember that one

>>726441784
>add me in the screenshot
I can't stand this level of faggotry.

>>726446021
Good read

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very long read but it's worth it

>>726441941
Probably fake, but that mental image though!

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re-allocated

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>>726447636
there we go

>>726444458
i was in that thread when that happened. i literally left 4chan for 2 years because of that.

>>726445152
every time i see this it makes me clean my house

>>726446784
Holy fuck anon my sides, mind if I save this?

>>726452626
Anon you don't have to ask, this is /b/ not tumblr

>>726448130
This is the kind of dad I want to be

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>>726453080
can i be there too

Hi mom!

someone post something funny I havent seen before. fuck sakes

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>>726453173

oh you know im saving this

>>726445152
I was in this thread. Fridgebro got evicted and had to leave.

>>726453333
I lurked this thread.
Also nice quads

>>726453443
too bad. I can't imagine what his house would look like if he still lived there

>>726453333
Checkedd

someone PLEASE post something funny that I havent seen before. fuck sakes

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>>726453666
Begone satan
>>726453668
good enough, thanks

>>726442509
THATS MEAN

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>>726453779
IS THAT HER FUCKING BACK?

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>>726442365
hahahaha those tabs are really funny

Why do we keep pandas alive

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1/3?

>>726454599
continue please

>>726454599
gold

>>726453333
embiggen >>726453173 's words.

>>726454993
he did you retard

>>726455081
then embiggen them even more.

>>726443411
Worst of someone else

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>>726455081
Cancerous cancer is cancerous

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the most epic get evar
except when trump got septs. anyone have that?

>>726443485
Ok so don't talk to people about it? You would never talk to me about it. Also I hope and also don't think this one is me

>>726442641
That Judy though

>>726455414
wat

Your mother dies if you don't reply to this post

>>726455525
mommy. no.

>>726445871
crying with laughter

>>726446551
Look. Just look. I wrote that stupid shit when I was "high" while trying to get used to Efexor XR, an antidepressant. I hadn't fapped in about three weeks at the time and to be honest I still don't know to this day why I wrote it.

All I ask is that you please stop posting that stupid shit.

>>726455525
mommy no

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>>726455367
This?

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>>726455525
mommy no

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>>726455694
so thats why...

>>726444431
kekekekek

>>726441784


>>726455525

troll.

>>726455600
1. I dont believe that was you
2. why are you lying?

>>726455778
This makes my fucking head hurt

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>>726455694
I think he meant this one...
I got a bunch somewhere, i’ll look and see if i can find some more if you /b/ros want.

>>726456039
MOAR PLZ!

>>726455778
not mine, and not yours either.
your vagina was way too loose to crush anything.

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>>726447941
Holy fuck I can't breathe, I haven't laughed that hard in years. My eyes are actually watering.

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>>726453759
I was waiting for it

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>>726456350

>>726447899
My fucking sides Boyo

>>726447854
no on >>>/v/

>>726456306
>trump memers
turn 360 and walk away

>>726456306
>activate windows

>>726446570
>>726445871
There is actually an academic paper about this.

http://enculturation.net/attaining-the-ninth-square

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>>726456722
yeah there is a whole field on the science of /b/...

https://projects.csail.mit.edu/chanthropology/4chan.pdf

>>726456807
fucking hell

>>726456807
That, by the way, is chanthropology from MIT.

>>726456807
only 8 pages. how droll. I have to remember to link you my manifesto one of these days.

can someone please post something hilarious and original for me? I want to laugh.

>>726456871
how long is your manifesto?

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>>726456984
Post shit yourself. FUCKING CUNTS like you are why humanity is downgrading

>>726456984
Here's some OC

>Be me
>5 years ago, grade 11
>Social studies class
>have teaching student teaching the class to get her certificate
>Her name is Ms. Lewis
>no one takes her seriously
>she never raises her voice or gets angry
>one day entire class is noisy af and won't listen
>she suddenly yells out "EXCUSE ME"
>whole class goes silent
>I perk up and say "what did you fart?"
>a few friends laughed
>she was dumbfounded and didn't know how to respond so she acted like nothing happened
>she says "thank you", goes back to teaching class
>didn't get in trouble

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>>726457007
Just
1
.

>>726457071
posted all i had. I need more content now

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>>726456984
>>726457121
I've posted this story before

>be me
>5 years ago in grade 11
>same social studies class
>(regular) teacher always comes in a few minutes after bell rings
>I notice this one edgy-af chick roll up her sleeve to scratch her arm
>her arm is covered in horizontal scars
>zebraarm.png
>ff next day
>be talking with my friends on other side of the room near zebra-arm-girl
>being as obnoxious as possible
>she's visibly pissed off at me
>finally she says in a stern voice "anon if you don't go back to your desk I swear to god I will cut you"
>I smile and say "Oh you mean like how you cut yourself?"
>her face turns red and she starts shouting vulgarities at me with tears in the corner of her eyes
>friends and I go back to our desks
>mfw no one got in trouble

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>>726457130
Pathetic

>>726457246
moar!

>>726457217
0/10

Utter copyfaggot

>>726457217
thats not even mildly quick-witted and you are bragging about it 5 years later? you don't have any better stories?

>>726457531
>>726457549
I have some more which wasnt posted yet I think, give me a minute

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>>726457580

>>726457438
Here's one I haven't told before.

>grade 12
>be band nerd
>in practice room
>there are cabinets stacked up to the ceiling full of sheet music
>climb up onto chair to reach top cabinet
>open drawer
>pull out random score
>cabinet starts to lean forward
>ohshit.jpg
>try and stop cabinet from falling
>cabinet drags another one beside it down with it
>cabinets land on floor with the biggest crashing sound I've ever heard
>sheet music everywhere
>cabinets are dented to hell
>spend next half hour with teacher and classmate cleaning up mess
>turns out the impact left a dent in the floor (was on 2nd floor of school btw)
>didn't get in trouble because teacher was chill about it
>I'm retarded

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>>726457603

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>>726447142
I don't remember this

>>726457936
newfag

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>>726457782

>>726458007
>>726457738
killed me

>>726454085
Lost

>>726443826
Fight autism.

>>726455525
No wai

>>726449895
>>726450509
>>726450589
It's like poetry.
Really tho newfag, kys

>>726458395
Im actually going to find you and kill you. I know how to track your location from your IP and I have pretty much infinite time and resources. You fucked up big time, faggot.

>>726457438
>be me
>in college dorm
>watch video on how to make a mini heating stove out of pop can
>try it myself
>don't have candle like in the video
>decide to use paper towel soaked in canola oil
>whatcouldgowrong.jpg
>there's a pool of oil left when I put the paper towel in the can
>place can on stove
>ignite paper
>watch my creation grow
>flames get really tall and hot
>try and put it out
>can't blow it out, blow harder
>can falls over and spills burning oil all over the stove
>panic
>grab fire extinguisher
>pull pin and shoot powder everywhere
>the pressure makes me stumble back
>fire is out
>scorch marks on ranch hood
>powder floating in the air, hard to breathe
>flatmate (who is dorm supervisor btw) comes out an tells me he has to report this incident
>get called into residence office next day
>they lecture me about safety and shit
>tell me I will have to pay for fire extinguisher
>they never got around to sending me the bill
>basically got off scott free

>>726455525
mommy no

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>>726459070
>not realizing 9gag makes all the memes we use.

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>>726459020
>4chan content
>9gag watermark
>Does not fucking compute.

>>726459268
cos 9chan mkaes 4gag memes fuckin idiot

>>726459494
nigger

>>726455525
fuck off

>>726459606
Fuck on

>>726459494
>Fucking newfag

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we only need 14 more images guise. we can do this!

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no one posted this classic yet. for shame

>>726442641
The best of /b/ is /v/

So there was this one time about 2 or 3 months ago, somebody posted a funny picture of a banana, i thought it was pretty funny. Definitely best of 4chan

>>726460243
there 150 images

fin.

was good thread. thanks /b/

>>726447634
kek

>>726449223
This is shit is true

anyone have the post of the large balls?

>>726457071
gimme waifu

>>726457973
True.

>>726460831
It hit image cap you fucking newfag

>>726454085
kek

>>726455525
fuck u

>>726452178
If that was enough to make you leave, you should have stayed gone.
Weak bitch

>>726441975
need sauce

>>726455525
Nope

>>726453333
>quads
put me in the screencap boss
im a reddit niggerfaggot

>>726455525
cuck

>>726455525
hauuuuu

>>726455525
klopipo

>>726455525
immmunity animals protect me biatch.

>>726442641
>enlarge MY T E X T

>>726442750
What kind of retard doesn't know what happens when you mix ammonia and bleach?

>>726455525
no not mommy