Dubs decides

"Can I shove a bowling ball inside your asshole?"

are you into anal fisting

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Send me a pic of your mammaries

can i eat ur ass

I have a baby kink, will you put a diaper on me and treat me like a toddler?

If you dont know what i mean you gotta be retarded or something.

>>726431012
rollin for this

>>726431223
Rolling for this

>>726431012
this one

What's your IQ? It'll make it way easier to fuck you if I know where you stand

"Have you ever tried pierce both of your lips?"

im trying to fuck you like germany fucked brazil 7-1

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POSUMNE EDERE COLUM TUUM

(CAN I EAT YOUR ASS?)

>>726431344
Winner

"Lmao what?" Nigger, if you were any more autistic, you'd have been aborted.

>>726431012
rollo

>>726431344
Winrar

>>726431344
Winrar

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>>726431344

Winrar

>>726431344
After that say " cuz I'd pierce them with my tongue....both sets

>>726431673

Dubs again

>>726431705
Reroll

>>726431705
roll

>>726431705
Eh roll I guess

The entire navy seal copypasta
>Too lazy to type it out

>>726431753
So do you wanna like, suck each other's dicks?

>>726431892
Reroll

I got this strange feeling OP is texting themself

>>726431892
kek roll

>>726431012
This

>>726431892
Post this text as-is instead of the actual pasta

>>726431673
You smell different when you are awake.

>>726430879
´I like to pee myself, what about you?´

I need a hit single, check my soundcloud

>>726431673
"No im not, do you find manties attractives in a sexual way?"

If i got dubs again this is goin lel

>>726432085
Hadnt thought of that
Fuckin do this

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I'm sorry, I know this is creepy. To be honest, I try to act flirty with you and stuff because I've never really wanted you to know...I'm actually gay. I need someone to talk to about it. I'm sorry I've been so creepy, it's really been a cry for help.

>>726431673
My boyfriend wanted me to stick a popsicle stick in my pee pee hole to see if it can become a Bomb Pop. Wanna try with me?

Not drunk. Just lonely.

>>726431993
rolling for this kek

>>726432187
Re.roll

>>726431673

I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, blubbering flesh puppet.

can I suck a long shit out your ass

>>726432299
wewlad

>>726432299
WINRAR

>>726432299
winrar

>>726432240
roll

>>726432299
weve got a winner folks

can i lick your feet?

>>726432299
lmfao win

>>726432242
reroll

>>726432299
WINNER!!!!

>>726432299
winrar

also: "and i really mean it"

>>726430879
Bray Wyatt unleashes a dark ritual on Randy Orton: SmackDown LIVE, March 21, 2017

>>726432477
WINRAR OF WINRAR

>>726432187
Meant to say manaties
>re.roll

>>726432505
reroll

Let me tongue your anus

>>726432299

HOLY FUCKING DOUBLE DUBS WINRAR!!!

YOU'D BETTER DELIVAR OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!

>>726432299
Dubs achieved

no sorry dear if that sounded weird. I was just wondering if you have ever pierced any of your lips? like upstairs or down stairs if you know what Im getting at....

>>726432299
kek wills this

I fucking hate midgets. They are honest garbage

>>726432477
u idiot.

"i always wanted to fist you, i am going to rape u so hard, because i love you"

Still not as dark as my internet history...

>>726432661
re-roll don't post the puppet thing she will obviously just say BYE! lets keep her going awhile im bored

OP is faggot.

>>726432800
winwar?

op is a faggot.

OP don't be a faggot

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>>726432299

winrar

>>726433015
kek

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op get your fucking shit together

Best advice
>>726432680
>>726432680

Did you know period blood tastes like strawberries.

>>726432775
rerrolllllll

>>726433015
"i love you, sarah"

>>726433015

Holy shit
Op actually delivared!

This has gotta be fake. Ops alwaysvdrop out when that wins.

>>726433015
My ballsack tastes like a fried turtle's anus dipped in pumpernickle and cinnamon

>>726433015
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREEN CAP

In all seriousness I fantasize about you every night and it would mean the world to me if I could see your tits. Please make my fantasy a reality. Make my dreams come true

>>726433015

I'm not drunk. I'm really just trying to get some nudes from you.

>>726433170
reroll

>>726433015
keks were given that day

>>726433292
reroll

>>726433271
Reroll

not drunk baby gurl for reals. im just tring to holla at u. what are you up to tonight?

>>726433015
"srry but the only cunt that i ve ever felt is my uncles"

>>726433292
rollo

>>726433322
Winrar

>>726433322
tralalalalalala

>>726433332
Holy shit so close

>>726433322
Winrar, confuse that bitch OP

>>726433355
winrar

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>>726430879
https://youtu.be/hj70rtP3lUQ

PORNO

>>726433322
i hate you.

"send me a pic of your tits, i realy need them"

>>726433322
holy fuck

>>726433384
Re.roll

Wanna bang on a stuffed unicorn?

>>726433355
I did it mom, I got dubs! Are you proud?

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I just wanted to tell you I have been feeling sad lately. i know I seem happy, but on the inside I just want to die. I just wanted to tell you,because you are my best friend.


Dubs pls get

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>>726433322

dubs again

>>726432240
Rolling

>>726433355
win

"would you like to taste it?"

>>726433363
roll for this, lets have fun not just get her wierded out after 3 txts u autists

jk, i miss you

>>726433576
Roll-a-rino

Ima be straight up. Send nudes.

>>726433588
No baby girl, don't go. I need you. I need you like the stars need the sky.

>>726433611
amaziing

>>726433687
Rolling

>>726433611

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>>726433588
nah babe, how about you come over and help me out with something personal instead ;)

>>726433588
Winrar

>>726433644
winrar

>>726433588
Winrar, post the screenshot

>>726433588
wait, i love you

>>726433722
>>726433611
ITS ALL OVER
OP DONT DO IT YOU CAN GET LAID

lots of winners, lets go op step it up

>>726433588
I have a prolapsed anus tied to a helium tank and I am ready for liftoff. Bleach me Popeye

Anti-biotics don't heal boils like this . So it will have to be cleaned somehow in order for it to heal. Worst case scenario would be minor out-patient surgery.

i'll give you a big ol thick ol poopadoo heh heh heh

please swallow my pee pee

>>726433355
>>726433588
>>726433611
>>726433644
>>726433722

>>726433611
FUCKIN DO IT OP

>>726433855
Kek

>>726433855
SO MANY DUBS TONIGHT

Things turn volatile between Shane-O-Mac and "The Face That Runs the Place" en route to their clash at The Ultimate Thrill Ride.

#WrestleMania

More ACTION on WWE NETWORK

>I am the bone of my sword.
>Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
>I have created over a thousand blades.
>Unknown to death, not known to life.
>Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
>Yet those hands will never hold anything.
>So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works

>>726433355
Op is faggot and won't deliver

>>726433969
roll1

>>726433969
roll

>>726433355
>>726433588
>>726433611
>>726433644
>>726433722 (You)
>>726433855

ill call the cops if you dont show me your tits

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>>726433103

I fucked up oops

>>726434059

But yeah, dubs still implied.

>>726433588
Fucking shit they're here... Quack. grab my earball and fuck me

>>726434059
You were masculine enough that I thought it would be easy to pretend I was with a man

>>726434059
wtf is this? Its almost like the bitch is in on it. ABANDON THREAD!

>>726434147
reroll holy shit

>>726434147
rollies

>>726434147
ROLL

my pussy is bigger than yours

>>726434059
.............
>>726433355
>>726433588
>>726433611
>>726433644
>>726433722
>>726433855

>>726434059
Calling fake now

>>726434059
Okay. I lied, I'm actually bi. I didn't tell you because I want to fuck your brains out.

>>726434059
show me your tits with a timestamp or never speak to me again

>>726434059
I had too many dicks in my mouth to speak

>>726433271

Lol.

I'll roll for this.

>>726434147
Roll

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>>726433588
No you wont, now get over over here or else >: (

I love black nigger dick

>>726434147
Rolling

>>726434422
Checked

>>726434252
>>726434399
>>726434422
Damn op catch up

>>726434399
Winrar

I haven't told anybody, your actually my first. I just feel comfortable with you I feel I can tell you anything

>>726434399
checked

>>726434399
Bateman dubs get!

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>>726434399

Dubs again

>>726434059
Can I get some pictures of you spreading that ass like a stick of butter on toast?

>>726434571
re-roll

Can you just send me nudes so I can make sure I'm gay?

>>726434591
Damn out of the like 5 times I've done that, I've missed dubs only once

I wish Allah would help me make a bomb

>>726434674
kek roll

>>726434681
re roll

>>726434645
Hey faggot i got dubs earlier with the pumpernickle and cinnamon, dont be gay deliver

>>726434645
theyre in on it. Fuck this

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>>726434645
Not joking you whore

>>726434656
Re roll

im serious hun I really need to talk to you but I wanna do it face to face, ill pay for your cab

>>726433855
OP you skipped this one, get to it

I should shoot up a nearby elementary school

>>726434645

Hey tell me your honest opinion.

What's your actual thoughts on fisting

If dubs I get a new car.

>>726434674
Roll

>>726434799
>>726434799
Congrats

>>726434645
I have a knife and a semi chub

Wanna see a picture of a sharpie up my pooper?

>>726434799

This is a sad day for wins.

>>726434793
reroll

>>726433355
Op missed this one

>>726434799
New car in your future

>>726434799
Wtf

suck me beautiful

>>726434788
winner winner chicken dinner

>>726434674
Re roll

>>726434656
reroll

>>726434799
Lol, everything points to me getting a new car...

>>726434913
do it op

ayy gurl want sum fuk

I need to be with a woman right now or I'm afraid I'm going to run out and gobble cock

>>726434645
Niggers leave

>726435022
lmao got'em

Dubs? How About Trips? EZ

I ate ass for the first time this morning. It felt so different, so dirty. It reminded me of you

Come over and suck my dick, it's what a Gay male and lesbian twat like us do, right?

>>726435040
Re role

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>>726434749

Resetting them so only after my posts count

>>726434788

winrar

Say op is a faggot, praise kek

>>726434788
dubs

>>726434933
Winrar

>>726435066
Well, I see it was ez for you to get dubs, but you did not get the triple 6. I wouldve been impressed.

People are watching you every day.

its not like im gonna rape you or anything

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>>726430879
send her this cuck

https://youtu.be/hj70rtP3lUQ

Im Gay for you

I got the double 66s but it was prior to the pic. Lets get trips bb

>>726433355
Reroll

i wanna fill your hooha with goof juice

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>>726435133

Winner. But no response still.

>>726435022
bitch

>>726435133
Another winrar

Can you lick your own asshole?

>>726435279
fuck

" if a cripple got mad would he be considered a steamed vegetable?"

>>726435104

I'm not sure if I'm fully gay or a little gay.

I've been fantasising about... you know... back door stuff... but with women.

All my friends keep telling me that it means I'm gay.

You ever done that sort of stuff? Like secretly?

>>726435304
Reroll

>>726435104
u said u wouldn't judge , and here I am pouring my heart out to u and you don't even have enough respect to answer me!!! please!!! I just wanna cuddle with a girl one more time before I take the plunge

>>726435290
Reroll

are you into foreskin? i have extra long foreskin and i am able to fit medium sized objects in there

>>726435302
If I don't see you within the next half hour I may need to take my dad's gun out

Can I nibble on your anus?

send pic of dic

>>726435403
Reroll

I want to cook and eat you alive.

>>726435410
I need this, reroll

>>726435393

Roll.

>>726435393
kek

>>726435472
Please baby jesus

>>726435454
Rolling for this

>>726435403
roll

>>726435514
Cmon dickcheese

Anal beads

>>726435393

Reroll

>>726435302
Please answer. I opened my heart up to you and told you my deepest darkest secret

>>726435429
dark anon, but whatever we gotta do for some lulz

>>726435393

Rerawl>>726435403

>>726435559
Are you fucking kidding me?

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How come girls never go for the nice guy..

>>726435393

Rollin

i have an IQ of 146, and i'm just not sure that you will be able to communicate with me on an intellectual level truly equivalent to my own.

Just say "i love you, goodbye" after the i have to take my dads gun out one

>>726435403
c'mom dubbedy

can u send me a pic of ur dad's ankles?

cen i tickle yuor butthole

>>726435777
winrar

>>726435777
Yes i did it

>>726435822
winrar!

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>>726435822

>>726435777
Trips winrar

>>726435777
tripps so it must be done

>>726435663
Rerolling

>>726435777
Win

YOU JUST GOT PRANKED

>>726435988
Dubs so the trips must be done, kek wills it

>>726435988
Trips with a dubs enforcer, get to typing OP

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>>726435777

>>726436051
rerolling this

Fuck you whore

I will kill your family tonight as you sleep, you fucking mong

>>726436116
op fucked it

goodnight gaylord

Ive one 3 times, feels good man

nigger eat a dick

this was a pranku by boards.4chan.org/b/ . Your friendo's phone was hacked. Have a lovely night, m'lady *tips fedora*

>>726433969
Roll

wow you're kind of a bitch aren't you can we still be friends

>>726436289
reroll

>>726436116
Are you retarded OP.... you were only supposed to do the quoted bit, not plain text. Slag off.

In case this is dubs, say (and listen op, don't copy this whole thing, just put what's in the quotation marks), say "I want to suck your clit until you cum"

PRANK'D

fine then i will just jack off to pics of your family. goodnight

>>726436133
Winrar

i love you

>>726436289
Check the numbers

Please reply you're my only friend

I-i-i-i love little girls! they make me feel so gooood!! I-i-i-i love lottle girls! they make me feel so... BAD!!

>>726436390

>>726436289
Rolling for this

I'm not drunk, I'm not on drugs. I am in sound mind. I just want to fuck your slutty face

I'm sorry I acted weird, truth is i'm not gay and I love you now please come fuck me

>>726436498
Reroll

>>726436541
rolling this

>>726436526
rolling

I'm not drinking

>>726436541
gonna quad this

im literally shaking. I haven't spoken to someone in over 3 weeks. I have no friends, everyone i talk to outside of my house hates me. Im a lonely piece of shit and i am going to kill myself tonight. this is goodbye.

>>726436541
Re

I dindu nuffin

>>726436541
QUADS

>>726436289
rerolling

op u fucked it say what was in quotes faggot
say " BOOM! PUNK"D lol "

>>726436666
oh shit
quints

>>726436666
Winrar i guess?

QUADS RREEEEE

>>726436666
Winrar

>>726436666
checkum

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>>726436666
This is my night

the famous hacker 4chan strikes again.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeewwwwweeeww

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>>726436666

winrar I guess

>>726436289
roll

>>726430879
>this was a pranku by boards.4chan.org/b/ . Your friendo's phone was hacked. Have a lovely night, m'lady *tips fedora*

>>726437719
Kek