Anybody else wish they were weird like us?

I just wish you'd save some of that tasty looking pasta.

>>726425195
sauce?

>>726425195
no, that's kind of the nature of NOT being a weird

>>726425422
She ate it all after.

>>726425480
My recent ex...

>>726425635
pass the whole video

That looks more like what happens when to people with autism have nothing better to do with their lives?

>>726425787

That's fine. The feeling of fucking an asshole full of wet slippery spaghetti noodles is awesome!

>>726425936
Ah, the classic 4chan go-to line to make themselves feel better.

>>726425936
I cant twll if the guy is autistic and the gf is lettimg him have fun because she has a way ot love him, or if she is autistic and is seeing ehat he can get away with

>>726425195
Sometimes I see things that make me sit back in astonishment, as I realize that the entire universe was put into motion, that all the energy in the cosmos was unleashed, only to culminate into something so utterly impossible as this. If an alien race with the technological capabilities to destroy human life on earth challenged us, as our only opportunity to save our species, to explain to them the meaning of this flash, we would all perish because such a task cannot be accomplished. We are exploring facets of the human experience of which our ancestors never could have dreamed and which will not be appreciated by mainstream society for perhaps hundreds of years into the future, by which time we will have taken the seemingly absurd nature of this flash to the nth degree, and will continue to do so until we have annihilated our bodies' ability to perceive any further beauty.

>>726425480
just the spaghetti is enough, why would you put sauce in there too...

>>726425480
Ragu

>>726425195
how the fuck can this spaghetti monster get a girlfriend while i can't?
should i just spent my fucking pay check on spaghetti or something?

>>726426170
Why do you like feet? That's fucking weird. ...everyone has their own fetish, buddy.

>>726426520
Sauce? That was a mix of spit and water from cleaning her ass out before.

>>726426762
spitting in her butthole doesn't sound very sanitary what was the water for?

>>726425195
I guess I shouldn't post more then? Not the right 4chan crowd tonight?

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>>726425195
More?

>>726426879

Clean out her butt with a water enema before so there's no poop in her bum. It's a lot more fun to do anal that way.

>>726425585
went from sorta hot to disgusting in an instant

>>726425195
I consider myself normal as fuck compared to most people here.
Been here over a decade and I've not let this place influence the person I am at all.

>>726426943
open your ass and your heart and mind will follow

>>726426943
Dont listen to these normie cucktards. More.

>>726425635
gee, i wonder why

>>726427363
We still get together for the sex. It's so rare to find a compatible match like this.

>>726426943
I need more anon!

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>>726425195

>>726426943
See
>>726427092

>>726426263

Nah, don't be a fag about it. People take sex too seriously, maybe spaghetti feels really good on your dick, or in her vag. Maybe you can cook it with the heat of thrusting and have a good after sex snack you can high five your gal about because you made it together.

>>726427496
>honey we need to have a talk
>we should see other people
>okay
>honey we need to talk again
>this faggot guy took me out to a restaurant
>we should stay together for the ass spaghetti
>you're right it's a rare bond we share

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Here's a little longer end...

Spread these around if you can.

>>726428482
We need a mega or something for mobile fags

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>>726426943
DO IT

>>726428482
Hot.

Mega.

>>726429120
Is mega free? How do you post there?

>>726425480
marinara..

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>>726425195
>>726428482
What other weird shit have you put in her?

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>>726425195
Gross dude

>>726429828
Bananas, baby carrots, sharpies...the usual. We're looking for cooler ideas than spaghetti, though. Any ideas?

>>726430083
Do you fuck her with this stuff inside

>new fetish acquired

>>726430300
Spaghetti was the only thing I fucked her with. But we both really enjoyed it, so we want new and kinkier ideas.

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>>726430437
Fuck her with Nutella or peanut butter my mang

Upload these to mega plox

>>726430083
peeled ginger root
its fun

>>726429870
sauce?
this looks like the type of girl into this stuff

>>726430437
stuff a fleshlight up her ass and fuck it

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>>726430083
so first you tell is you ex now she still your gf mmmh.........

>>726430083
Fuck her while she's wearing a speculum

>>726430083

Make her suck your dick through a grapefruit. Look up grapefruit blowjob, shit's stupid looking but legit.

>>726430724

that girl is 12, what the fuck is wrong with you. Ashley jones btw.

>>726430869
We just broke up recently, but we still talk and have sex. The sex was too good to pass up. I still call her my gf for 4chan sake.

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>>726430914
hard to find a good anal speculum that's not cheap plastic and tiny...any good ones? We tried a metal vaginal one, but it's kind of sharp.

>>726430622
I would do that in a jiffy (pun intended), but I feel like sugar is bad in the ass? The rectum absorbs stuff faster than eating it...the sugar might be bad?? Tell me I'm wrong!

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Op I think you should definitely post these to a porn site or even start a certified one on porn hub if you can. This shit is hot too bad you're not with her anymore. What did you do to convince her to do this stuff. My girl screams in pain from anal with lube. I once had a coworker that did this with his wife he told every one at work. He did grapes and mayonnaise . Sloppy joes and weird food items like that. He was quite old and his wife was an apparent prostitute that was out of the game but I always wondered how a girl would be into this and be like " ight put it in my ass and fuck me Anon" but I mean hey there are girls that fuck dogs so to each their own I guess

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>>726431416
>sugar is unhealthy
WOAH I NEVER KNEW

>>726430083
have a dog mount her

>>726425195
I have a habit of dating mean girls with zero sex drive that only fuck out of necessity and to keep me happy.

I have never had a girl that like me I think.

I'm starting to realize it's something about me where I am only attracted to women that find me pathetic and I just brute force my way into their lives, when all I really want is a friend to shove spaghetti and cum up her but every once in a while. Life is hell.

>>726431788
We did grapes! Didn't fuck her with them, though. That would be a fun sensation.

We still get together to have sex, though. We plan on making more vids. I have tons of good normal anal and vaginal videos of her right now. I might have filmed us fucking with marshmallows once, but that was soo messy. Marshmallows turn partly into liquid fast when in contact with a humid area.

She just started liking anal at the end of her previous relationship, so I was lucky she wanted to try it. My last gf was also not a big fan of anal. It hurt her she said. I found out that girls only start doing hardcore anal when they try something really small in their ass (like a sharpie) and it feels good. Then they try and go bigger and bigger (over a long period of time) then eventually 1 or 2 boyfriends later, they open up about it.

We started small and being shy about liking it, then we decided that there's no point in laughing at each others fetish cause that's just mean. So we started opening up and asking each other to do weird things we want to try.

>>726432553
That's the dream anon

>>726432553

Just stop being a cuck, and fuck a fatty already.

>>726432645
https://youtu.be/pY8jaGs7xJ0?t=1m15s

We're planning on doing a full spaghetti meal next time. Noddle, sauce, and meatballs in her ass. One ingredient at a time, then poop it on a plate for all of you.

>>726432645
Why would you break up with this girl?

>>726425195
would've preferred you'd use parasitic worms instead of spaghetti

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>>726432956
youre doing gods work anon

>>726432972
Cause a relationship is not just based on sex. That's why we're staying sex friends.

>>726425195
Nice!!

>>726431788
We'd love to do the porn hub thing, but she has too many tattoos and it's a pain to blur them out all the time.

>>726432956
When is this happening I wanna see it? I'm not in this shit site often but this is reminding me of old b and I'm equal parts shocked,amused,and horny.

You should top it all off with cum my the way. Like fuck her spaghetti and meatballs ass and cum inside it then let her eat it and just show her mouth eating it not her face. Anyway I need more of this utter perfect dumpster whore. So when are you planning on posting more ?

>>726435014
Couldn't tell you. ASAP for sure. I'll be posting on b when we do.

>>726432956
hot. what porn site are you on?

>>726435876
Fuck Can I post my throw Kik and you message me when you're posting?