how to kill myself without feeling pain?

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You mean dying peacefully? Carbon monoxide poisoning or helium is pretty neat

take 100 valium before bed. you won't wake up

>>726421414
No one alive could tell you.

Noted

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Slit wrists and immediately hang yourself from something high. The blood loss accelerated by the height combined either oxygen loss will render your brain instantly inert.

>>726421862
Is this true? I really wonder how many deaths in the "opioid epidemic" that people keep pumping are really just sucides that would of happened one way or another

I have like 400 klonopin. Anyone know if that would kill me? For future reference. After being super depressed for 6 or so months I've actually started feeling better the last couple days ;)

>>726421851
I've heard CO poisoning suicide can be very painful if not successful, is that true? Does seem like it'd be peaceful if it worked; be just taking a nap for a lil' while

Feeling pain is the essence of being alive you pussy

>>726422284
And do this on a track when the train is coming and shoot yourself in the head in the same time,

>>726423106
that is so gay lol

>>726423060
you feel loss of breath if you breath in any carbon dioxide first, so unless you have access to pure carbon monoxide it ain't gonna work.

>>726423060
If you don't die and you wake up, it's pretty terrible. Major headaches and feel like shit.

Helium gas mask. Inexpensive also

>>726423893
until you factor in the gas. You can't use shitty party gas because it contains a large amount of other gasses with it. Need pure grade shit without oxygen.

>>726423323
It'd be pretty funny if someone did this and survived.

>>726421414
i know this person irl. i was there when he got back form the hospita, fuck it was funny seeing this pic. and now its everywhere, what a meme.

>>726421414
herion overdose
Just make sure you do enough to kill you

>>726421414
1) Go to a freezing forest
2) Lay down
3) Wait

>>726421414
Shotgun in the mouth pointing at the brain stem. Before your nerves can transmit the pain, you are dead. But don't miss. If you do and survive your life will be hell

>>726421414
Park car somewhere remote, stuff garden hose into exhaust wedge in and seal with a rag...

Put other end of hose into window, with windows rolled up as much as possible without cutting off flow of fumes..

Turn on favorite music, inject lethal dose of heroin.

>>726423757
Yeah, I have feel asleep in my garage like a fucking idiot a few times...luckily I would usually piss myself because I was drunk and that would wake me up but the headaches were fucking awful...

>>726421414
Convert to Islam, join isis and get a bomb west. At least your death will have a meaning.

Pure helium isn't that hard to get. Plus you're about to die so what's the hurt in spending a few extra bucks. Still not a fortune

>>726421414
>>726421414

Absolute 100% foolproof way to kill yourself with no pain?

Shotgun to the brain, NOT FACE, to the brain.

You will almost instantaneously die.

Join your countrys army, get into a war and die like a hero

>>726424301
story? judging by his hair he's a faggot ass emo fag

>>726424913
>>726424913

That's a largely a myth.

With helium you will still struggle to breathe and take the mask off. You don't just drift to sleep with it. Your body goes into protection mode and you'll involuntarily take the mask off.

>>726424456
>>726425036
This, make sure to use pumpkin balls or a slug though.

>>726424232
Technically any gas that is not oxygen or carbon dioxide should work. Normally it'd be a very bad death to die by suffocation but the human body detects suffocation by measuring the buildup of co2 in the blood. If you breathe in an inert gas like helium or nitrogen and breathe out your co2 your body won't react like you're suffocating. = peaceful death.

Cyanide with tons of Xanax or just pills in general. Jump in front of a train. Take a shotgun, put 00 Buckshot in it and blow your head off. Don't use a helium exit bag, odds are you will fuck it up.

>>726425226
that's when you are doing it wrong. read >>726425420

Please, dial the suicide hotline and have a chat with them if you're having thoughts of self harm or death. Trust me, speaking to them can help.

>>726424301
I actually know this dude and have his insta woth the photo. What is the first letter of his first name?

>>726425226
Not true. The brain can't differentiate between helium an oxygen, so you don't feel like you're doing anything different than normal, but your lungs and blood don't get oxygenated so you eventually just fall asleep, brain confused.

>>726425833
Are you an emo faggot like him?

>>726425226
You know nothing of helium.

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>>726421414

>>726423480
your mom is so gay

>>726425754
>Trust me, speaking to them can help.
You've been sucidial and they've helped? From depression or what?

I can't imagine how the sucidal hotline could make things better unless it was some sort of crisis situation suicide.

>>726426044
Why not hydrogen

>>726426473
I think hydrogen would work actually, but there'd be a very real chance of burning alive instead of suffocating.

Bunch of Valium or Percocet. Fuck it, take both preceded with a 40 of 211. You will go out in pure bliss.

On the other hand.. if you really want to be remembered.. strip naked and hang yourself at a large public venue.. Preferably with lots of publicity like football game or something. Imagine 100 million people watching as you convulse and shit yourself on live TV. You will be a legend!

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>>726421414
exit bag, heavy plastic, helium or whipits

watch this
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https://youtu.be/f3IgwLT_mYc

>>726421414
im kinda depressed myself
whats wrong anon?

heroin overdose

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>>726421414
go through rigorous mental and physical training to learn to block out the pain then you know, kill yourself which ever way.

>>726421414
All life is pain deal with it or just die

>>726425754
Don't call them unless you want your ass in a psych ward after being spinal tapped and treated like dog shit. They WILL send the police to your house/phones GPS and they will fine the ever living shit out of you. It's a scam. You're alone, you'll die alone, make the decision alone

>>726422711
No don't feel beter. Do it. Get t over with. Been depressed for 10 years. Don't wanna kill myself because of mama, instead I became a high functioning lonely alcoholic.

Trust me, you don't wanna go down my road. I you ave the chance do it.

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>>726429761
Where tf did you get this information.
i'm assuming you learned from experiences?

But seriously why so lame? I've been through shit times. Death sounds nice but it's an automatic failure at life. All the kids that bullied you, all the girls that laughed at you.. they win. Where is your FUCKING ARROGANCE?!? Why kill yourself? Develop some sociopathic traits. Megalomania is cool shit. You could rule the fucking world!!! If you are prepared to die anyway.. then you have nothing to lose!

>>726421414
Buy or borrow a shotgun and ammunition.
Take it out into the woods.
Put the gun in your mouth, making sure to angle the barrel up towards your brain-stem, and fire.
You will lose consciousness immediately.
It's a 99% chance of death with the gunshot alone and combined with the isolated environment it makes it a 100% chance of death because you'll bleed out quickly before anyone can get to you.

If you have a ton of clonazepam just take all of them at once and maybe wash it down with alcohol. Or, if you have access to drugs, get some fentanyl/oxy/heroin to combine it with. If you want absolute assurance, throw in the whole car exhaust with a hose in a closed garage technique. Just make sure you're quiet so no one else wakes up and takes you to the hospital.

>>726424815
>go to isis to get bomb vest
>immediately don and use vest inside their munitions supply
>do some good for the world AND give the terrorists the irony of being suicide bombed.

>>726421414
electrocution

>>726424815
isnt that too long of a procedure ?

You don't.

Suicide is a direct ticket to a lake of fire where you'll burn for eternity. Painless suicide is impossible.

>>726422052
le /threadmate XD

>>726431054
This.
The aftermath isn't pretty, but it's guaranteed quick and painless if you do it right.

>>726421414
Nitrogen gas makes you feel none of the pain of sophistication. You just fall asleep and never wake up. You can buy it online by the canister I think, it's dental supplies.

Alternatively, 45 through the base of your brain and out the top of your skull would be too quick to feel much.

Kill those who don't deserve their lives in a state where they have the death penalty. Those guys literally have it down to a science. Added bonus you've collected the souls of some of the wicked.

>>726422711
You'll just throw up all of it and feel groggy for like 3 days. Give them to me instead

>>726429761
Green text please?

>>726421414
i know that little attention seeking midget in the pic.

>>726421414

Stop being a bitch about it. If you're already failure at life, at least die properly. Why are you so afraid of pain when it won't last that long? If you weren't just an attention whoring faggot and truly wanted to die, you'd use any method at your disposal. Jumping off a tall building or bridge, slitting major arteries, shooting yourself, overdosing on meds, or a combination of things. If you're seeking death, then the pain of living should far outweigh the pain and fear of dying. Coward.

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>>726430740

It's near impossible to kill yourself on benzos alone. It might work if you took about 15, let them kick in and then slam about 10 shots of strong liquor. Also you have to get it all done before you black out.

>>726422711
>>726434300
Oops forgot to tag you

death by hibachi and make sure you let the carbon monoxide build up before you enter the enclosed space (preferrably a relatively small area) also let people know with a sign there is carbon monoxide inside it. i unfortunately screw it up and didnt wait long enough before stepping inside, but instead i just waited while it was building up the carbon monoxide not realizing the error of my ways i waited for nearly an hour and figured it was bs, so i went home told someone and ended up in a mental facility.

>>726421414
Spraying yourself with gasoline and lighting a match

>>726432964
Is his name chase?

>Be me suicidal fag
>take 150 aspirin tablets with a bottle of Jack
>black out
>wake up 14 hours later with worst stomach pains of my life
>want to kill self cuz of pain lel
>tell no one cuz I'm a pussy
>suffer for a week in bed thinking I still might die
>body recovers
>realize suicide is stupid

Stop being a fag and keep living,
you don't wanna be remembered as the asshole who killed himself.
Do something about your shitty life and make it better so you can die when you're meant to.

>>726436415
nope but it does start with a c

>>726437362
Does he live in broadford vic??

>>726437831
nope....texas

>>726428125
Don't do this. I OD'd on percs when I was 17. Didn't know much about them. Got shitfaced for my birthday and a "friend" gave a few of them to me for fun. I just ended up throwing up and choking on my vomit/convulsing while my buddy threw my head against walls and toilet seat to get the puke out my lungs

>>726437947
This little shit showed me this picture and said it was him. He was probably joking though.

>>726438310
i know beyond a shadow of a doubt that its a dude from texas. this pic was taken after a "motorcycle accident"

>>726421851
>remove catalitic converter
>sit in idling car
>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3140301/essex-couple-dead-car-poisonous-fumes-after-vehicle-modification/

>>726421414
Tie sticks of dynamite to your head and detinate. Guarentee instadeath, dead before you know what happened

>>726421414
old age

>>726426092
>autisticworksoffiction.jpg

>>726421414
>spend all your money in a ton of heroin (you will not need that money anymore btw)
>OD and dies in a peacefully and warmy way

>>726424586
>>suggests you enclose yourself in a small space to inhale lethal gas.
>>follows with advice to take a drug that makes you stop breathing
>>

>>726433030
Jump off a *very* high cliff with solid ground at the bottom and be well clear of the cliffside. You should just feel a lot of fear.

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>>726421414
You're a dumb nigger for wanting to kill yourself, but it's called GOOGLE, use it, faggot.

>>726421414
Steal a car and crash it into a brick wall at high speeds.

>>726421414
pussy way out
>glue your hands to your head
>razor wire noose
>off you go

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>>726440735

try vaping

>>726433876
>not knowing what autism is
>posting le funny picture anyway
>autism awareness

Lots of alcohol with lots of sleeping tablets. Nighty night - for ever

>>726426169
damn

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>>726432537
>the pain of sophistication

>>726425147
skateboarding accident and his buddy brought him the bong, non story. also he's pretty chill, youre a fag for judging somebody on appearance

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>>726431688
so what is the best way to die?

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>>726431587

>>726421414

Just die slowly inside like the rest of us faggot

>>726444738
of us faggots*

Google Search Exit Bag and follow the procedures. Common Euthanasia method used by the companies