REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

im gay

Kill yourself

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>>726408718

tfw no gf

>>726408792
too bad

I'd do her

Too bad I'm dying tonight

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>>726408718
sweet thanks op, this works everytime

>>726408718
Lol

>>726408718
aight

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sometimes... meme magic is not real.

..... my wife is gonna be pissed

Lol yeah sure

Prove it

awwww, she's really cute. God I hate how boring and bland girls are in Virginia.

Can't hurt.

post

>>726408718

wew

Please

>>726408718
send help
or a gf

Not_a_vegan sent me here

>>726408718
Dude whatever falling for this shot anyway.

meh

>TFW NO MOODY COFFEE DRINKING HIPSTER CUTE GIRLFRIEND

PLEASE OP I WANT ONE!! THE ONE IN YOUR PICTURE IS SO CUTE!

>>726408718
hi aug!

>>726408718
Pls I just want qt gf

>>726408718
Can I ask for a different one then the one I have?

worth a shot

Sure

>>726408718
Let's hope!

No i wont

>>726408718
IT'S NEECHEE

>>726408718
Sure we will. Sure we will.

damn i wish i could read

>>726408718
i hope she has a cock

If only...

>>726408718
cute girl

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I doubt it, but who knows maybe kek wills it

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>>726408718

yeah guy. i'm not going to be single and living in mah and pa's basement anymore. I'm going to make myself a MAN!!!

>>726408718
Would be nice, but I'll settle for more pics of op girl.
Preferably nude, but whatever.

>>726409842
kek helps those who help themselves anon

>>726408718
kek?

>>726408718
Why not

>>726408718
If I can have one night with Megan when I'm not drugged up on pills anymore. She will never want to leave.

>>726408718
why not. nothing else seems to be working.

>>726408718
would fuck

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i hope so anon, i hope so

didn't know /b/ was superstitious

will some stranger walk into my moms basement? because otherwise I doubt it

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sweet

>>726408718
Can I be my ideal girl instead?

I will try anything at this point.

>I wish
>I wish
>upon a thread.

>>726408718
she's cute

bullshit

GF GET

>>726408718
if only...

Pls

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>>726408718
Only normies would want a girlfriend

>>726408718
why not right?

>>726409047
I really, really like this image.

Bop boop beep boop bop beep bop

>>726408718
do a flip faggot

what's up with all the antifafu threads tonight?

a gf would interfere with my sick gains tbh

O hell ye, totally not bait

>>726408718
I don´t want to be a wizard so roll

>>726410324
pretty sure August is here begging for attention

>>726408718
I will at least take my girlfriend to a real Starbucks and not this nonsense in Target

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>>726409952
>help themselves

What you expect me to just pick up my phone and call her or something? I haven't even talked to her since Thanksgiving, I can't just call her and say 'sup lemme get some of that stanky stank

>>726408718
Bullshit

>>726408718
please im so lonely

>>726408718
thanks i'm so alone

>>726410500
sounds like you need to find a new bitch then

I'm gonna go ahead and be a fucking faggot by replying

>>726408792
we're all fags here, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs&ab_channel=Vat19

Cock

meh fuck it ill roll

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>>726408718

if it happens by this weekend I will still coint

>>726408718
too bad i already got one!

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>>726408718

Gimme

Fuck it might as well try for a laugh. Life is shit anyway.

>>726408718

No I won't

Fine

i wish

The last 10 of these threads didn't work. Maybe this one?

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Not likely...

drill grill

who needs a girlfriend when you have the internet

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what if im gey?

>>726408718
yyyyy

>>726410633
I don't wanna new bitch, I want Pam

Trips I get a girl.
Quads I get a trap.

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this always works!!!!1111!!! tanks!!!!!!111111!!

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K

>>726408718
Rollin

im so lonely, this would be awesome

>>726411089
Fuck. Rerolling.

My wife will be pissed but ohh well

Rip

I want to die

>>726411064
then fucking call her you faggot. or post pics. or find a new bitch

plz

>>726408718
REDHEADS

One can hope

Maybe I will get my sex doll in the mail.

>>726408718
I can has girlfriend, pls?

>>726411207

My rolls are futile. I am forever alone.

>>726408718
neat

Here we go.

Replying... Now what?

I hope not since I'm gay, but let's see.

post

nig nog

Thats was easy

lol hopefully this works

>>726408718
nu uh

Please

The real question is whether it will be a quality girlfriend, will it be your soulmate, or will it just be some back-alley hoe that forces you into a relationship. Y'all need to specify that shit

>>726411042
>>726408792
>>726410213

Tell you what I'll get you really ugly flat chested chick and you can just do anal and pretend she's a dude.

:(

>>726408718
O

I hope it works

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Does she arrive at home or i have to pick up she?

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>>726408718

>>726408718
ok rokc

I'm so desperate and lonely :(

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>>726408718

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>>726408718

>>726411845
Also to add to this, what if you're not ready for a relationship? Wouldn't this just be a bad thing? Le sigh. Anyways, hopes this works for y'all

prease

sure

aight

>>726408718

jokes on you. i'm a girl

Nothing to lose

>>726408718
don't get my hopes up

>>726408718
k

:*

>>726408718
Ye

>>726408718
Please kek and cupid, i beg of you

>>726412142
tits or gtfo

plz gib gf

>>726408718
It's been going well....

>>726408718

>>726412222
Our Lork Kek smiles upon you, friend!

>>726412234

i'm not really a girl. i'm just joking.

I honesty don't believe there is a girl on this earth that hates themselves enough to being my gf.

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>>726412222

>>726408718
ok

>>726412222
Kek has blessed you.

10/10 GF

Works Errytime

>>726408718
Rolling

No scam plz trie

>>726408718
My wife is not going to be happy about this

>>726408718
If she isn't atleast a 6/10 I'm going to be slightly upset with you.

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>>726412222

>>726412357
no antifafu thread on the list. look's like we're good!

>>726408718
I'll try anything I suppose

Let's try

>>726408718
peep my mixtape on soundcloud
zoomin luman

>>726408718
Okay

>>726408718
why not

Tfw no gf

Okay, Kek wills it.

>>726412677

lol loser

A boy can dream. Maybe that cute trap I've been talking to will hit me up

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>>726408718
Singles gets me gf by tomorrow
Trips gives me a long painful lonely life

Gfs are for phags

>>726408718
yes

nah

if singles i get gf

>>726408718
Replying to threads like these diverts thoughts and energies away from real actions towards a future that can be made real, and traps them within a false hope, where they waste away.

>replies to thread

bullshit

but I mean why not give it a shot

Fuck it

>>726408718

>>726408718
OK BECAUSE THAT WILL WORK

>>726408718
you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone

As long as it's a shemale

>>726412900
You got double zero so nothing is going to happen

I hate stuff like this

I believe in the OP that believes in me!

Well alright, but you better not lie