Would you guys actually not sleep with Amy Schumer? Like yeah

literally kill yourself for even considering it

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>>726407753
I would sleep with her. But beforehand I would spend a day or 2 just eating nothing but cheap mexican fast food. Pic related. the position I would use. Then just as I was about to cum I would shit all over her and run like hell.

>>726407753
I'd fuck her, but that doesn't mean I have to like her comedy and activism.

>>726408264
fucking kek

Yeah I'd fuck her, I bet she is a Beast in the sack.

>>726407753
Fuck her? I'd happily become her sex slave.
IMO, her looks and voice are easily 8/10 if not higher, though she is honestly pretty unfunny, and I think she might be an unpleasant person..

>>726408264
She could use it as a joke, " So the other day a hairy guy with a 4 inch dick and one ball shit all over during sex, for once my vagina wasn't the smelliest thing in the room."

>>726407753
stop

>>726407753
Of course I would.

I like heavy women.
I like blond women.
I like funny women.
2/3 ain't bad.

>>726408658

And her attitude wasn't the shittiest thing in the room.

>>726407844
>>726408742
faggots

>>726407753
i know a comedian who did fuck her. he said it was just ok

>>726407753
Your fucking dick would melt getting within 3 feet of that vag. Fallout from that shit is worse than Chernobyl.

>>726407753
her personality is whats gross

It's a meaningless question. Because obviously I'd fuck her.

But I'd also fuck her grandmother if she goddamn wanted me to, so I mean, that's not a good meter for whether or not she's a worthy human being.

>>726408966
That's not how vaginas work, but I can understand someone on /b not having much experience in the matter.

>>726409098
i reluctantly agree with this. i saw her when she first started getting famous on comedy central. i thought she was pretty funny. but when she really hit the big time, she became entitled and self-important.

>>726407753
Considering that /b/ gets a boner looking at the crack of dawn, we all know that everyone here would gladly fuck her. Fat chicks are like mopeds; fun to ride as long as your friends don't see you doing it.

Personally, I'd rock her world and make her call me Daddy Trump before I'd let her cum.

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For every flattering picture of hers, doctored or not, there are three more that make her look disgusting.

That all said and done, I'd fuck her brains out.

>>726409234
>That's not how non-Schumer vaginas work
FTFY
Bitch has had 100x the length of the Hadron collider worth of dick.

>>726409376
i ride a moped everyday and don't care if my friends see me.

>>726407753
If I'm going to hate-fuck an annoying comedienne, I'd prefer Sarah Silverman.

>>726409234
To no surprise, the obvious joke went over the head of the retarded ledditor.

>>726409621
It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. A really rancid hallway.

>>726407753
/b/ is back!
no fucking standards!

>>726409775
>hate-fuck
>not worship-fuck
kys misogynist

>>726407753
Would do her, no hesitation. Funny chicks are great in bed.

>>726409376
The hell is wrong with your friends? Mopeds are cool and fat chicks are hot.

>let her cum
durrr I don't know how sex works

I'd happily give her a sleepless night.

>>726409234
Don't listen to the haters, you made the better joke.

I don't like fat chicks... Would much rather fuck a trap or twink

>>726408966
What about my tongue? Cunnilingus > PIV

>>726410081
She must be pure shit then

>>726409939
>still quoting an early episode of family guy
Come up with your own metaphor for loose pussy.

>Asking the horny virgins of /b/ if they'd fuck a passable celebrity
Isn't there a harder question you could ask?

>>726410031
If I hate someone, why would I worship them? You must never have hate-fucked or been hate-fucked before. It's awesome.

>>726407753
Amy schumer is a fat disgusting cunt and I hope she gets aggressive cancer and has to get her tittys chopped off. So no I wouldn't

>>726410285
That expression has been around for decades, friendo. Family Guy may have used it for all I know, but they didn't invent that shit.

>>726410152
I don't need your pity Anon.

>>726407753
if she was willing, I would. I have no standards tho so my opinion doesnt mean shit

>>726410832
Yeah you do, you pitiful darling.

>>726410097
If you can't control her orgasm then no, you don't know how sex works.

I had a class with her at Towson. If you knew her personally, you'd want to punch her in the cunt every time you see her.

Of course I would, but I'm so desperate I would fuck way worse.

>>726408767
kek

>>726411482
a girl i played lacrosse with said she fucked amy schumer when they were at a party

>>726412241
all fat dykes look like amy schumer

>>726412241
Wouldn't surprise me tbh.

She was highly fuckable before she decided to be Miss Piggy's understudy.

>>726412440
the lacrosse girl wasn't pretty, but her body was 10/10. i'm not sure, i never saw her back then, but i think amy didn't get fat until after college