Hey faggots. What's the biggest lesson life has taught you?

not to trust black people

racism is justified

>>726404667
Don't ever settle.

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>>726404667
not all prostitutes are women, butt all women are whores

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>>726404667
Don't expect. It only leads to disappointment.

Women with tight pussys prefer average sized dick over a big one

Getting rammed in the cervix over and over again is not their idea of a good time.

Porn lied to you.

There are some women who prefer a big one but majority of women who aren't porn stars are perfectly fine with average.

nobody is equal and racism is normal

>>726404667
might makes right

not memeing

>>726404717
this plus jews

>>726404667
Career isn't everything.

>>726404667
Don't be a bitch

>>726404667
nothing really matters

>>726404667
be good looking and don't lend money to black peepoles

>>726404667

>stereotypes exist for a reason

>>726404667
Death is a right, and a guarantee.

>>726404667
the source is always disappointing. that's why someone cropped the video and took 15 seconds.

>>726404667
Helping others first is a myth and should not be followed.

stop keeping track and start sharing, but also dont be stupid of people who take advantage of you. Just this alone will get you very very far my friend

That being good never really pays off.

Nothing in life is perfect, and pain is inevitable. It's about how you deal with pain that makes you who you are.

>>726404667
Never misuse 4chans quote function

>>726404667
always talk to girls

>>726407541
You've been betrayed or hurt in the past. Move on, and feel loved.

that op is a fag

Suffering is a part of life. Rejecting that fact and engaging in a futile pursuit of a life free of suffering will lead to more mental suffering. Acceptance of suffering as a natural and inevitable part of existence is the first step on the road to a fulfilling, contented life.

heroin is cool

>>726406747
t. white boi

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>>726404667
RULES ONE AND TWO FAGGOT!

>once too many people get involved everything goes to shit. no exception (ok maybe orgies)

>>726404667
Just because you have a hole doesn't mean anything can go in it.

niggers will nig

>>726407975

It's sad that black men are so inferior in cognitive ability that they must rely upon muh dikking to such a heavy extent just to feel like they aren't total wastes of matter. I pity you. Enjoy fucking fat white trash with your slightly larger penis. I'm sure all of the white men with stable jobs, nice families, nice homes in nice neighborhoods and the ability to plan ahead enough to retire at 60 and live a life of leisure are all going to cry themselves to sleep tonight.

>>726406747
>health class(200 people)
>penis size comes up
>female teacher explains how nerves only go so deep and any pleasure from anything beyond 5 inches is purely psychological
>girls all nod in acknowledgment
>all the dudes look at each other and smirk dismissively

>>726408449
Who said that?

nothing matters

Don't be pussy, if you have a chance to do anything then do it.

>>726404667
Family and safety first. Do what you feel is right.
Life really is what you make it.

>>726408449
you have a small dick

You go along with whatever women want in public. Then you fuck the shit out of their throats and treat them like a fuck toy every single second you're alone with them.

>>726408449
Female College proffessor going over female anatomy

>>726408730
No I'm 6 inches

>>726408409
He says this as I own a detached home in a neighborhood filled with old people and new families.

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>>726408667
I just vomited at your horseshit faggotry.

>>726404667
1. Trust my gut feeling about people.
2. Cash is king, If you have it, you are the king.
3. Liberal (Democrats) married women are sluts.
4. Live hard, play hard because you never know when your time is up.
5. Niggers are called niggers for a reason.
6. Tequila makes every party better.
7. Priuses, Volvos and Subaru's are always driven by cockwaffles.
8. Chicks secretly crave a bad-boy at least once in their life.
9. The Dodgers and Yankees will always be faggot ball clubs.

>>726404667
I don't know anything.

>>726408825
Biggest lesson, not lessons.

>>726404667

You can only do it yourself. Don't put any expectations on anyone else ever.

trust no one.

Don't tell the cops nothing you snitch faggot. They are not there to help you in situations where you are involved in shady shit. Don't be a fucking faggot and keep your fucking mouth shut. You'll regret every word you say.

>>726408825
Those aren't even lessons. You're just a shitty person.

>>726408825
Dodgers are Mexican shit

>>726407309

Anyone can see.

>>726409037

nothing really matters

>>726409072

To me

>>726408870
!0. Make my own rules, fuck everyone else.

>>726409072
To me

>>726409037
Nothing really matters...

>>726404667
Your own ego is likely your worst enemy

>>726409111

Nice dubs.

Also

>anyway the wind blows.

when you stare into the abyss, you're basically fucked

>>726409009
8 definitely holds water though. 4, probably too.
>>726409113
Edgy.

>>726409158
To me

Nothing else matters

>>726409009
You must drive a Prius, Volvo or Subaru.

>>726409158
Noting matters.

>>726404667
regret is the worst emotion to live with
if you think you might regret not doing something you very likely will
avoid it at all costs

that everyone's really out for themselves, and money is the root of all happiness

Don't have a 3some if you're in a relationship with someone you love

>>726409236
To my

>>726409181

Fuck you no it isn't, you don't even know me! How you gonna talk about me like that, don't tell ME who MY worst ebemy is mother fucker HOW DARE YOU. ’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>726409335
Why not?

>>726409252
Top meme

>>726404667
No matter what you do in life it will be insignificant, but someone has to do it.

Also
Money isn't real, it only seems like it is

>>726407780
>moving on so another bitch can use me
yeah, okay stupid

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>>726409372
Didn't read, but he seems like a ultra mega fag

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>>726409113

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The being a pussy doesn't do you any good

Never trust the people you love.


>inb4 edgy

>>726409424

money is real. it's just not something to horde. It's more like air, you breath it in and out as you need.

>>726409515
I had those for school before I became goth

>>726409622

never love the people you trust

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>>726404667
Teenaged girls can't keep secrets.

>>726404667
1. We are all in a rat race, We serve the 1%
2. Finance of any type is slavery further serving the 1%
3. Society is set up solely to serve the 1%, Marriage, family etc etc are all constructs of the rat race all methods of control (This has been happening since man lived in a group)

Im 30, married, one kid, wife wants more, kid has Autism.

If I had my time again, I would have moved to Philipines or Thailand, opened a bar and live a quite existence, Fuck whores from time to time.

Western Society is fucking nonsense

Make the best out of your chances.
Take chances.
Be courageous.

Don't be a wuss.

>>726409684

even after I became goth I still liked looking at pictures of animals destroying sports balls. for some reason.

I became goth at a catholic school, but no one noticed because the only difference was I started wearing a black tie.

Never lick the apple fritter like a shitter
She will stick apple fritters in your shitter
Shit on the apple fritters
Her shitter is not like an apple fritter

>>726409777
Them trips speak the truth, stupid teens can't keep their mouths shut when I fuck them and they run off to tell their friends that tell my girl and now I'm pussyless

>>726409777

heavens dubs smile upon thee

>>726409335
if you bother deviants it dont matter

Laziness accomplishes nothing...

>>726409629
I can confirm this. I mean, I'm only 21 but my parents have encouraged me to work since I was 12, so I've never not had some sort of job. I used to save it all up, but it's so much nicer to spend, even on the little things. Saving is important for old age of course, but I would rather not sink all my money into a home and a car and a boat. Instead, I'll buy some good liquor and beer and food, and go on vacations. I'll spend a little bit to make life more convenient and have more free time.

DO NOT GET MARRIED. EVER!

That no matter what it'll be okay, but it will never be okay either.

>>726409837
>>726409861
>>726409944

>>726404667
>biggest lesson
Y'all can't read.

No matter how hot she is... someone is tired of fucking her

>>726410019
>This is what it's like to be retarded

Not to ever fuck one of my brothers fiances again, it does bad things to the family. Lmao

>the pussy was tight though, my brother must have a tiny dick.

>>726409837

if your wife wants another kid she's also autistic. Once you have an autistic kid you need to stop having kids.

Also fiance is a tax on idiots. If you understand math you can easily benefit from fiance before it fucks you.

If you try and fail, its for a good reason. You are never as smart as you think you are. There is always someone better than you at everything. Women care about three things in descending order Money, Muscles, Height. If you don't have 2 you won't have a long relationship. Love is a lie, no relationship lasts on love. Drugs can be your best ally and worst foe. Never smoke cigarettes though. Killing yourself is only alright if you have a terminal illness. No one really cares about you. There are more people in your life than you think there are but they won't show up until its at your funeral. There is only one life in the world for you and once you lose it, you're done.

Most people forget about the dead, it sucks to think about so they block it out. Whatever you accomplish in this life will be trumped by the succeeding billions and quickly forgotten. No one will remember you after 100 years unless you kill a lot of people or save a lot of people.

>>726409777
FYI...no woman can keep a secret, regardless of their age.

>>726410203

>not realizing that trips also contain dubs.

Some of us are dub purists. We don't go in for this trip/quints nonsense.

>>726407946
how so

>>726410219

Fake news

I voted for the man that was supposed
to make america great again
I am starting to think i voted for a fucking retard :(

>>726404667
Do what you want and don't concern yourself with others.

Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks

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>>726410464

You are the fucking retard if you couldn't see through his bullshit con act from day 1.

>>726404667
Don't be the nice guy, everyone just takes you for granted.

Life sucks and then you die. Enjoy the true happy times, even if it's little shit. They are few and far between.

>>726410379
One.

Lesson.

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>>726407439

If you suck dick once you'll want to do it again.

>>726410463
Lol, definitely not fake. I had to leAve town for a week to stay at my cousins house cause non of the rest of my intermediate family wanted anything to do with me. After a week I finally convinced my mother to atlas hear me out. It's been a few years and I've since made piece with my brother. Call it fake if you want, I atleast know it's true.

>>726410219
I bet it seemed like a pretty cool idea at the time though.

I did something similar, I fucked a cop's wife. One day I will probably get my brains blown out in a dark alley.

>>726404667
Never gamble on a fart. It's not worth it.

>>726404667
When it comes to cars and motorcycles built in the same year. It seems that cars have a lot more miles on them then motorcycles, including prewar vehicles.

>>726404667
all white people are very evil and need to be watched very carefully...never relax around cracka

>>726410464
Jesus Christ! Of course the guy is a fucking idiot. He shakes hands like he's the biggest piece of shit in the world. Literally the first thing he does when he meets someone for the first time makes him look like he has Down syndrome. He needs to get ass fucked in public. That'd be the only thing he'd do that's worth something. At least that'd be entertaining. Fuck trump

Never be scared to fail
Never be scared to do something cause you think its stupid
Never be scared to do something because of what others may think

BE SCARED of living a life full of regret

>>726410912
Black women look and smell like buffalo

>>726410912
>t. pussy employed by the state

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>>726410411
Nice, very nice.

>>726410750
>suck
no if you get your brains thrusted in ya ur fucking retarded.

Dont waste time

>>726404667
It's better to be alone

>>726411088
cool bumper sticker

>>726407514
Underrated

>>726410956
Not being scared of doing something because you think is stupid is how some people die.

you can fit more chickens in a port o potty if you use a chipper shredder...

There's no magic fairy god or anybody that's going to bail you out you're on your own. This is the only life you're going to get so you'd better enjoy it. Help people out as you can and educate yourself and others best you can to contribute to your species.

>>726410996
I'm gonna have to take your word on this one. Just for clarification purposes, Buffalo or Buffalo Wings?

>>726411155
all the more reason

>>726410996
>>726411014
dats racist...why so mean and shit

>>726409385
ehhh long story but it its just not worth the hassle (for me at least)... first time we had 3some it was cool...even fucked the other girl one on one the next morning while my (now ex)girlfriend slept and she was cool with it. Second time we had a much more attractive chick and my ex ended up walking out of the room while i was having sex with the other girl. i was fucked up so kept having sex. and it just lead to a lot of insecurities and what not. i just think the best to do it with friends that you're comfortable with... If you do have one while in a relationship just make sure to communicate because we did not.

>>726411235
you so stupid lol

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This is the best I have seen I am not a writer but listen up this is true all of you young fags.

>>726410950
your life hasn't changed at all since Obamanigger was president, you just need something to blame your problems on

All women are whore's and I hate all niggers..There i feel better.

>>726404667
>Tried being straight
>Tried dick
>Disgusting
>Back to pussy
>Feels great
Don't deny your sexuality

>>726411304
here lies anon
shot their dick off while fucking a shotgun
no regrets

>>726411344
good lesson anon

>>726404667
Life is choice.
Living is making choices.

A damn fine man in this world taught me those words. I regret ever choosing my ex wife over his friendship and trust.

>>726411344
I want to watch my gf have sex with another man while I jack off

>>726410754
Lol, damn dude. Bigger balls then i. I don't think I could get the gall up to fuck a cops wife behind his back.

It did seem like a good idea at the time. "Hey my brother is gone all the time, she is here all the time and we have a lot in common. As long as she doesn't tell it'll be all good." Yeah, we kept it up for 3 minths, then the last night we got drunk together and fell asleep in the bed after we fucked like rabbits. My brother and I were room mates. My mother showed up to watch my kids the next morning so she and i coukd go to work and found us asleep in the bed together naked. We had left the door unlocked on accident so she let herself in. My ex wife hadn't shown up with my kids at that point yet so that was good luck. I regret it, I hated my self for it for a long time. My brother and I had made up since then and decided to not let it ruin our family so we decided mutually to never speak of it again. I think about it from time to time.

>I also jack off to the video I have of her naked from time to time as well. Lol, she thought I was taking a picture of her is how I took the vid.

>>726408768
i'm 7, i'm gonna fuck your bitch

Trust only yourself. cut off all emotional relationships, including family. Learn to ignore emotions and use logic and strategy to give yourself the advantage. use deceit and manipulate anyone you can to your advantage.

Do this and you can literally do anything.

There are only two purposes for every action you make in life: it should benefit yourself, or it should benefit others (on any time scale). Everything else is a waste

The future is shitty. Anything good will get over saturated with marketing. Just view this site without ad blocking. No use for higher Internet speeds when its all shit now.

>>726408825
not bad

>>726411712
>cut off all emotional relationships, including family
>Do this and you can literally do anything.
Can I have an emotional relationship?

>>726411712
Except be human.

>>726406747
Unfortunately niggers will never be able to comprehend this fact

I got drunk one night and told my friend I was bi and I'd let him fuck me if he wanted to. He said no and got awkward after that. He told me don't contact him anymore the next day.

>>726409182
That's trips you blind sack of shit. 111 is trips not dubs. GET IT RIGHT

>>726404667
Sauce or name of woman?

>>726411559
sorry anon but that sounds terrible.

>>726407309
>>726408591
>>726409072
>>726409158
>>726409236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI

>>726412101
Why terrible? It's almost become a need or compulsion for me.

>>726410379
You can and will achieve greater success if you learn from your mistakes and try again from a slightly different angle.

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>>726411712
Haha

12 year old pussy ain't worth the ass stretching in jail and a lifetime of stigma

>>726404667
If you think its enough lube, add some more. you'll never regret it.

From experience can't turn a whore into a housewife. Divorced fag here

>>726404667
Be nice to everyone, you never know when you might need a favor.

>>726409944
wow, is this in Keks bible ?

>>726410956
Good tip.

>>726412230
idk i guess if that gets you off then that's cool, but i wouldn't be able to look at my girl the same if i saw/found out she fucked someone else. just thinking about it makes my stomach uneasy

>>726412320
Kek fag

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>>726404667
There is no amount of evil you can do that humans don't deserve worse than

Jews cannot be trusted.

>>726412694
can confirm

The meaner and shittier you treat women the more they want to fuck you and be with you. Trust me on this

>>726404717
True story

>>726412666
>ascribing to the dichotomous world view of "good" vs "evil"
>thinking the concept of "deserved" exists metaphsyically
>talking in 3rd person about humanity

colossal faggot kill yourself asap

>>726412624
She's not down with it. So now I think about someone coming in doing her against her will as I'm tied in a chair. I'm slightly angry at her for not fucking other men to please my desire.

>>726412952
theres something in your water

Dogs can give blowjobs...trust me.

>>726411887
from my experience intimate relationships only cause pain.
I may be a sociopath, but i still hold relationships. you just have to learn how to fake emotions and feelings, it's not easy but you can be pretty much get whatever you want.

>>726413095
No it's an insatiable desire.

>>726404667
Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>726412788
Checked, kek confirms.

>>726413134
Wat

Merrill Streep loves Roman Polanski but hates Trump. So rape and murder of a child is good, but bragging about whores wanting you when you are rich and famous is bad.

Ergo - everyone is a hypocritical piece of shit

>>726404667
being a mother isnt always about blowjobs

>>726409944
FUCKING KEK
Lost in a non YLYL thread

>>726411679
I'm 7.1in and I'm gonna foreclose your home.

>>726413609
>Roman Polanski never murdering children
I think you're confusing him with Nancy Pelosi

>>726404667
If you ever find the person you truly love, don't screw it up.
You will end up reading 12 year old messages over and over and crying like a little bitch.
Trust me anon, that is what I am doing right now.

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>>726412888
let me espouse on the point I had left for the common man

any human living without integrity with in certain thresh holds (I have never seen or read about from history) are axiomatically endangering the lives of the genetic legacy of everyone around them

People always take an easy emotional out, even if it's a bit nuanced to be obvious

I cannot find a logical way every human without integrity through the ramifications their societies bring are endangering the species as a whole and more important to me are a the to my children and legacy, as well as to everyone else's even their own

Every human without integrity is essentially at war with humanity, over comfortable lies

call me what you want, idc
what the hell is your truth?

All I see is compromise that leads to death and carnage, everyone you know enables things that are threats to others,
If you support your government you are complicit in it's crimes for just one example

also I understand deserve and good and evil are no real, again laymen

>>726414255
fag

always delete everything from exes, except for the first gf and your set

>>726404667
That "life" is only part of the equation. One must also contemplate "death". Most shy from doing that. Or twist it into religion.

"Don't stand out"

>>726414451
I meant let me elaborate*
sorry I'm tired

>>726404667
The biggest lesson is this:

You only get one life. There is no afterlife or god or any of that woo woo. It goes by very fast, so make the most of it and always be true to yourself.

>>726414255
not OP but ill add to this.... If you're ever in a relationship and there's no way you could see yourself spending the rest of your life with them(after dating for a good bit of course) get out ASAP...no reason to stay just because its familiar or comfortable

>>726404667
Never trust anyone.

When someone says "You can trust me", treat that as a red flag.

>>726414506
I know i'm a fag.
Still can't delete it. Any other girl I had no problem with moving on but not her.
12 years and not a day passed without me thinking about her.

>>726409372
D E A D M E M E
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M
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>>726414585
Why not?
I've always made sure I stand out.
Women aren't going to pay attention to someone that hides away in the corner quietly.
Be a peacock.
Everyone loves peacocks.

>>726407541
I disagree. Seeming to help others is a good way of building a support system for oneself. Lurn2Sociopath.

>>726405307
THIS

>>726414914
Yeah, no surprise. She's still in your system when you can read her texts.

learn how magnets work, kek

>>726407780
How true. I feel the same

>>726407309
so fucking this

If your ass is itchy you probably have to wipe it

>>726414451
seeking advice with STEM major but gpa under 3.0 because i fucked around too much

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>>726415707
advice on what man?

getting dubs isn't everything

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>>726416233

>>726416178
getting that first sweet entry level job mainly

>>726416233
Dubs have spoken! Wait isn't that a parad

>>726404667
dont get caught with cp
>caught

>>726404667
>always go for the money
>no one will love you more than your dog
>prostate enlargement should be taken very seriously

>>726404667
Life sucks, then you die.

>>726404667
Your entire being is written in the stars.

>>726416437
oh when do you graduate and what country?

GOD
HATES
FAGS

>>726417110
U.S. and this spring so like May

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>>726417740
Ok what's the exact field or generally applicable area?

how much do you have saved?

>>726411623
She also worked in law enforcement. When it ended she thought she could take a shit on me and I would just take it because of her co-workers.

What she didn't count on was me having 100+ images of her nude. Some of which were taken at her work.

11. Karma is abitch or a pissed off dude who doesn't give a fuck.

Glad you and your bro didn't let that put a perm wedge between you.

12. Bros before ho's!

>>726414451
"Why us big words when a diminutive one will work just as well?"

>>726404667
that life is nothing but pain & the person you love the most will hurt you in the worst way & there's nothing you can do or say. you think that you can move on, but everyone ends up leaving because you aren't enough, or hurting you too, maybe not in the same way, but it still hurts. the most important lesson life has ever taught me is that existence is nothing but pain.

>>726412320
Unless you like 12-year-old pussy, ass-stretching, and have aspergers so you don't have the social skills to realize you're hated. Then it's totally worth it.

>>726419031
precision in language matters

although I'm tired and would rather be more simplistic it's a bad habit to invite laziness to much into your typing as it's the same process to your brain as thinking and you don't want to practice thinking in vague ambiguous terms

fair question though, often that is done out of pretentiousness

life is a play and we're always acting out our parts without ever seeing it from the audience's point of view

>>726404667
Happiness is a choice.

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>>726404667
It only gets worse.

The only things garuanteed in life are death and taxes.