Going to prison for 27 months. Need a good prison name.

>>726403437
As-slave

cum chump

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>>726403437
Ben Dover

>>726403437
Rumbo the Railer

Nigger spunk receptacle.

>>726403437
WE don't give you the nickname, THEY do.

How about "Cumsponge"?

>>726403437
Peaches

Rump Ranger

Bent Over Barry

aids butt

Pillow Biter

>>726403437
>27 months
Wtf

>Honeybun Hank

>>726403437
/b/itch

>>726403437
I hate niggers

Cindy. You look like a Cindy

>>726403437
Hugbox

>>726403437
Assteeth

Swirley

>>726403437
Fishsticks

>>726403437

Panopticon

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Franklin Smith

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>>726403437
cornbread

The riding whooper.

>>726403437
don't forget cigarettes for your new boyfriend

>>726403437
You should join a group when you first go in. Ask if the crips are accepting new members.

>>726403437
The Fun Hole

>>726403437
New Fish

Issac Hawk

>>726403437
Randy Bo-Bandy

>>726403437
bad mutherfucker

Property of those black guys

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>>726404071
Kek, snort.

Big Black Bubbas Bestest of Bunk Buddys

4chan post from long ago.
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Prison is awful, it really is. I've done a few short-term stints. There really is a lot to learn. If you're looking at more than a few years, just fucking run. Don't even go to court. Go be a tramp in another country. Seriously, just fucking run.

If you're only looking at a couple of years or less:


Keep yourself to yourself.

Trust no-one.

Do not listen to anyone who tells you "the best thing to do is to kick the shit out of someone on your first day". This is absolute fucking nonsense and it will get you killed. Prisons are massively less violent than the media would have you believe.

When you first arrive, some people will appear friendly and helpful. They may offer you a smoke, offer something to eat, maybe even offer protection. Politely decline. If you accept, they'll soon thereafter demand multiple repayments.

Do not gamble. It's very common in prison, but you either lose and you end up losing your shit, or you win, and you anger a criminal.

Do not become someone's bitch. You may be offered protection if you do fuck a faggot inmate, but your anus will be traded, gambled in card games, you'll be forever labeled and on your release, you'll be HIV positive.

Never stand down from a fight. Even if the dude is thrice your size, you fight fucking tooth and nail with all your might, or you'll be taken advantage of every moment of every day for the duration of your stay.

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Look nobody in the eye unless it's unavoidable, face forward, look down at the ground, or just stay in your cell for as much time as you're allowed.

Do not become friendly with the guards. They're the biggest threat in prison. They'll fuck you over harder than any inmate. Be respectful but never friendly. There's a culture amongst guards to make your life as hellish as possible.

If you want your own cell, tell the guards on the day you're brought in, that you wet the bed.

Do fucking not; no matter how tempted you may be; use heroin. It's fucking everywhere in prisons, your life will be effectively over.

Do not tell the guards that you've used drugs, not once, not ever, otherwise you'll be taking mandatory drugs tests every fucking week - even if all you tell them is "i once smoked weed, but didn't inhale".

In a nutshell: keep yourself to yourself, expect to be fucked over at every turn, prepare to be VERY bored, prepare to be beaten a few times, don't suck anyone's dick and, most importantly, stop breaking the law. Even if the law is unjust, you're fighting a force of nature. Fucking with the biggest, most corrupt and most terrifying 'gang' in your country (i.e your government) is not a good idea.

Cadbury jones

Faggot with visor

>>726406793
Did a few years for weapon charges (US), this is your best guide. Ando for anyone going to do something illegal tonight, and there's a possibility you'll be arrested wear two pairs of draws and two T shirts.

>>726403437
Pussy Destroyer

CLOWN BABY

>>726403437
Downtown Brown

>>726407954
>implying i wouldnt put my money on clown baby in an instant

>>726403437
Justin Mianus

>>726403437

Fornston Swadsworth

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Autismo Supremicus

>>726403437
What for anon?

Fleshlight

Prison Mike

Tyrone's dick warmer

Cubby hole

>>726403437
Moot

>>726403437
the machine

Where you going anon? I can give you advice from personal experience if it's a hard prison