Has anyone here ever paid for a hooker?

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only good stories to come

>>726402978
does your mom count

yes countless times. normal fucking, blow job, handjob, fetish stuff, smelling feet of dominatrix, cumming on feet an shoes, getting spit on, getting pissedon, getting whipped and on 10/10

Once on holiday in Amsterdam

>>726402978
Yes because all women are whores

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>>726403575
you paid for a handy?

yeah but be careful bruh, they all got diseases, shit man, if you've fucked four people they say you've already been exposed to herpes, these whores fuck 4 people before lunch ever day and suck of countless cocks. Go buy a whore but be sure you know what you're getting, just a fucked up crazy bitch with all kinds of aids and shit. where a fucking rubber and don't get your mouth anywhere near them

>>726402978
Yeah in USA and Mexico

>>726403882
They're all on drugs too

>>726402978
No, but they will say they did.

>>726402978
My fantasy is to go down on a hooker. Doubt I ever will, risky af.

>>726402978
yeah, only a tranny hooker though
8/10 would do again

>>726404136
dude, don't ever eat their boxes, don't kiss them, don't suck their nipples, don't get your face anywhere near that mangy hole,

What are the rates for prostitutes in the US? is it per hour or service?

Yep, top tier escorts in Tallinn - Estonia.
Worth every penny. Cost me a fortune but the women were 11/10. Bloody hell.

>>726403882
AIDS/HIV is something no straight guy needs to worry about contracting through sex.

http://www.catie.ca/en/pif/summer-2012/putting-number-it-risk-exposure-hiv

If you put your unprotected dick inside the vagina of a chick who has HIV, your chances of getting HIV are 0.04%. As in, 1 in 2500.

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i do but mostly just for bjs

pic related: one of my regulars

>>726403327
Liar! I know OP's mom, she never charges

>>726403882
>>726404013

You are full of shit. I've fucked 75+ hookers/pros/escorts with and without condoms. No STDs, no pregnancies, no problems. About 25% did drugs and sometimes with me.

>>726404136
>My fantasy is to go down on a hooker.

Find an escort with good reviews, you shouldn't have a problem.

>>726404537
How does that work?

>>726404569
moar? does she suck cock like its her day job?

>>726402978
Paid 40 for a lapdance/cock out hand job, busted a nut all over the mirror in vip room.

>>726404569
damn, got any of those tits out?

>>726404719
You find a "date" service, the big major ones can be found easily. Just pick the woman you prefer.

>>726404136
Did, once, cute little asian number. Gotta say never felt risky for some reason. More than 5 years ago though.

>>726404908
How does a "date" cost? Like a top tier one?

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Yes. I live in Edmonton. I have sex with my masseuse. She fucks bareback after the massage, and even takes facials. She lets me do as I please. pic related

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>>726402978
I paid one night...
Found a lil 18 yr old rookie crackhead
I paid her to smoke crack while I licked her pussy
Then I fucked her up the ass...paid 100$ to her and about 250$ on the 2 8-balls of coke to cook up into rocks

>>726404702
>You are full of shit. I've fucked 75+ hookers/pros/escorts with and without condoms. No STDs, no pregnancies, no problems. About 25% did drugs and sometimes with me.

This tbh

I've fucked 109 escorts, 63 of which were bareback, 49 of which I creampied

The only thing I've ever caught was chlamydia, which I'm pretty sure I got from a """normal""" chick

Hookers don't fuck Chad after all

Bunch of times , from an island called curacao place called "campo alegre" biggest brothel with decent standards on the western hemesphere , open 24 hours u can walk around doing blow drinking and as long as you got 30 usd u can fuck a bitch they got viagra , they get you the blow , weed anything you want , nightclub in there too u sit around on sofas with bitches watching a strip show sniffin lines drinking a bottle of whiskey the place is honestly the shit , was a regular when i lived there ,b would fucking love the place they got a variety of colombian and dominican chicks of all body and face types like something for everyone , ive seen the sun set and done a "to - go line " chugged my whiskey soda and got in my car and driven home so many times i couldnt count if i had to this went on for years and yeah no d.u.i. laws there either so yeah nice island very low crime rate average income is decent , still got some gangsters around but not really the pick pocket kind more drug trafficking than anything but look the place up you wont regret it. And for a little peak look at a music video called "mi ta prefera bai campo-enmeris" thats pretty much the jist of it videos on youtube

>>726405220
Also it's worth noting that the treatment for Chlamydia is to take one pill, once, then it's gone

Seriously it's less annoying than the common cold

>>726405140
I live in Calgary. What MP?

>>726405044
A lot. We are talking 2k and more. I spent around 8k in three days hotel room included.

You can find hookers on POF. Look for the profiles with $$$$$ signs on them

>>726402978
I have multiple times, Some were amazing and some were shit.

One time I went to a brothel in Mexico and couldn't get my dick hard. I argued with the prostitute and cashier for a while and they wouldn't give me a refund. A few minutes went by and the cashier walked away for a minute so I reached over, opened the cash register and robbed the place.

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>>726405418
must keep it a secret. as per her request

>>726405444
Trips check.
Fuck man you rich?

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Yeah OP i fucking did, sigh..

>Be me
>18
>major virgin
>things fuck up with girl of my dreams
>i'm fucking useless with girls
>get home and am drunk as fuck
>feelingshit.jpg
>decide i wanna fuck a whore
>wake a whore up with my constant phone calls
>she agrees to see me
>when im in the room with her i have second thoughts
>say i want to leave, i've changed my mind
>tells me to relax, i've payed so might aswell do it
>makes me lay on bed
>puts on condom and starts sucking
>i have mixed feelings but ultimately am like okay i need to leave
>i ejaculate get up and am like i need to go, can i have some of the money back?

Worst fucking €50 i have ever spent.....

>>726405474
This is me. I got two hookers to suck my dick and one hooker that let me fuck her for 20 minutes.

$100 a session because I'm a chump

A ton of escorts. I've been texting one today to set up an appointment for my first day off next week. She's got an extensive "menu" and decent rates, shit is gonna be cash.

>>726405619
>Fuck man you rich?
Reasonably so yes.

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>>726404794

she's great. lots of enthusiasm. i normally dont see girls more than once unless theyre good and sloppy

>>726405220
>The only thing I've ever caught was chlamydia, which I'm pretty sure I got from a """normal""" chick

I'm the previous poster. The only time I caught an STD (the clap) was from and fwb. Gave it to my wife, too. A minor inconvenience, just weird that I got it from a friend.

yeah, tijuana several times. $20 to fuck for 30 mins $5 for the room. Theres so many of them you'll find something of your taste. Pay $40 and you can go to the hong kong bar and get upgraded tier pussy/looks

>>726405525
Any tits or pussy shots

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>>726404804

all i got. i dont take pics with girls

>>726405444
hey It's me your brother

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Escorts rule! Dumping now

>>726405525
Eh, fair enough. If you've got a good thing, don't fuck it up. I've had to apply that policy to some of the escorts I've seen too. Any greentext worthy adventures with her?

fifty pounds felt tits, blowjob and fuck in the bushes lol

while I'm here, any know any massage parlors/whorehouses in the los angeles or surronding area?

>>726402978

yup lots of times

running around like a moron trying to hookup every night in-between girlsfriends is lame af

>>726405623
Fucking useless man. just kys.

>>726403575
What are the rates usually like? For a girl like OP

>>726405993
Anymore she's hot
And has a nice pussy

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>>726406120
yup. Fucked her once after a massage. She took my dick all the way into her throat and made swallowing motions. It was awesome. I came in her mouth. She ended up puking it out, but apologized and asked if I wanted her to put the cum in her ass. She bent over, and let me pick the cum up off the ground a finger at a time and push it into her ass.

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>>726406418

>>726406367
Depends on the city. I'm in Canada, and Calgary (or Alberta in general) chicks are fuckloads more expensive than in Ontario or Quebec.

If you've ever "dated" a female, knowing that you're physically attracted to her, then subsequently spent ANY amount of money on dinner, a movie, drinks, flowers, etc. THEN you eventually had sex with her, THEN broke up - you have essentially paid for sex with a hooker.

>>726402978
>Has anyone ever taken a girl out on a date before sex?

no it's highly illegal in florida

>>726406655
they do prostitution stings and then they post your face on the front page of the news websites

>>726402978
Yes Op, plenty of times. On my way for one in a couple of mins

>>726404305
You rented a man pretending to be a woman.

I once paid an escort but smacked her on the side of the head very hard as I was getting dressed. Fucked her and kept my money. I tried to find where she kept hers but I wanted to be out of there before she came to again.

You sick fuck, shoving someone's puke up their ass. Not judjuing, just saying you're a sick fuck.

my heart isn't healthy enough for sex

>>726406475
Fucking nice. The escort I've been texting to make plans with will be in town next week, and she's open minded enough to allow for a "direct deposit", so to speak, in her ass. You can bet I'm going to be taking her up on that one.

>>726406858
lol

>>726406808
if i was asked Id probably say yes... and then fuck her ass once i got it all in

Work at a homeless shelter. Know a fuckton of prostitutes. Gotten a ton of freebies for letting the girls break the rules (sneak drugs/alcohol inside, giving extra clothes, etc.). Only had to pay twice with one girl. Most of the girls don't stay there, just come for free clothes and food.

I'd like to but my dicks too small where I'd feel id probably get laughed at.

>>726404702
>Find an escort with good reviews, you shouldn't have a problem.
Really?

>>726406978
brb volunteering at homeless shelter.

>>726406978
pics?

Only escorts, never roadside girls.
Why go for low tier bitches when you can get women hotter than Scarlet Johansson?
Pay up plebs, it's worth it.

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Anyone in here from Ottawa canada, been with this escort, looking for her nudes

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>>726406596
this girl in calgary. little thick but amazing fuck.

>>726406858
go back to class Hisao

>>726407154
fact

>>726406562
More please if you have

>>726402978
Yeah I did one a few days after I broke up with one of my gfs.. This was in the UK.

Found a local agency online and called them up, the girl I wanted wasn't working so had to settle for some Colombian chick who was still pretty hot.. She got delivered to my place by some chav in a shitty little car who went to wait down the street for her to finish.. cont?

>>726407020
Bitch please hookers don't give a fuck. They have seen worse.

>>726407020
shit doesnt matter, they don't care they aren't there for themselves. Pay to bust a nut and dont worry

>>726406978
No phones allowed at work sadly. Always hook up while at work, not bringing them to my place or paying for a hotel. Cunts would just rob my place.

>>726407070
Don't volunteer here. Work there making 30$ an hour. Sweet gig.

>>726407214
Any pics of her nude

>>726407180
glorious kapital checking in
but have no idea who girl is

>>726406655
When I lived in Orlando I had a job driving escorts around. Easiest money I ever made and I never paid any taxes.

Asian massages a few times, always a happy ending.
After a bit of bartering/conversation with the old man who runs the place I get FS for 50$ now.

>>726407020
Most won't laugh directly at you m8, they'll make ya feel good as their getting paid to do so.
Took my one bud with a 4incher in who was worried about the same shit as you and he loved it.
Remember they prob deal with some of the most ugly motherfuckers in the city, as long as your of average appearance at worst then they don't give a fuck.

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I'm seriously considering getting an escort for the first time in Canada. I'm 24, haven't had sex since I was 16. Anyone in a similar situation or have any advice?

>>726406978

how good could a hooker be if she is homeless ?

Anything in Calgary??

>>726404569
Ass?

Yup. Been hobbying for about a year now.

It's very convenient, but kind of a financial waste.

>>726407214
Feel like sharing? Contact info? Rates, menu?
I've been in a dry spell, but finally have a bit of money to blow on an escort this week.

>>726407573
Most of them aren't homeless. They come for free food (food here is actually pretty fucking good) and free clothes. The ones that are homeless are in the process of getting government funded housing. And the few that aren't are too cracked out to know wtf they're doing. Wouldn't touch them with a another mans junk.

>>726407447
Her escort name is Gen

>>726407562
What part of Canada? This is important.

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>>726407747
she charges $600..costly but good

>>726407020
Anon they don't give a fuck.
>My best friend, 280lbs fat fuck.
>Dressed in Santa suit, it's halloween 2015.
>We head into town, it's getting late.
>Goes into red district.
>Find a group of hookers, get one each.
>My friend drops pants and fucks his girl in the street with his tiny dick and big belly nearly crushing her against a wall.
>I'm fucking mine nearby, laughing so hard I'm in tears.
>Finish and pay them both, leave.
There you go anon, just a little tale of how little you have to worry with hookers. They have seen worse.

>>726406731
Any nudes

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>>726407990
$600 an hour? Man, going rate around here is like $250-300.

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>>726407995
Ho ho ho bitches!

multiple times in Amsterdam. few threesomes. good times.

>>726407914
Edmonton. Oil patch country, Im pretty well off, not a fat faggot either, just undesired for too long and I'm thinking a jumpstart paid lay might get me back on track.

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>>726406623
Yes. Couple of really cute chucks from MGF Canada. Took each separately on dates before spending night in my botel room. Had a great time. Worth the 1000 bucks i spent each time.

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>>726407995
>>726408193
My fucking sides.

>>726407990
Jesus christ, the korean S tiers girls in L.a are 250-300 max. Holy shit Is she fucking you or her you

>>726408010
No nudes, you gotta pay for that.

>>726406475
You have more nudes of her

>>726408234
Try cafreviews.com if you're just starting out. There's a community of people there. Just ask questions, read the stickied posts and shit like that, and you'll get the hang of it pretty quickly.
Just a not though: As a whole, the site is pretty anti-bareback. It's accepted for blowjobs, but with lots of rage against anyone who admits to bare sex. If that's something you're interested in, keep it to yourself around there. The escorts who advertise there would never do it, or see you if they knew you did. If that's what you're into, just lurk a while and learn the lingo and culture and try to find one on BP.

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>>726404542

There are other factors which need to be considered as well... but even with a worst case scenario the chances of a guy getting HIV from unprotected vaginal sex aren't going to be much over 1-2% which is hardly worth worrying about

>>726408048
Wow would luv to see those tits

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>>726408467
yes but I have her for like 3 hours, and can cum multiple times. Thats her on the left

>>726407562
do it faggot.

if you're not enjoying the conquest and smashing pussy on a regular basis you are NOT living life to the fullest.

>>726408592
Thanks for the advice anon. Haven't been in the game so long a rubber couldn't stop me from nutting right away anyway haha. I will do some research. Hopefully I'm not getting into a game I won't be able to quit, but don't know till you try.

>>726408706
You have more pictures of her

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>>726408949

>be me
>start making enough funds that I have a surplus at the end of the month
>don't invest or save or any gay shit like that
>start getting into gambling and hookers
>find a website with privacy and tons of hookers in my area
>pop my cherry with this veteran of the hobby game that specializes in BJs
>100 bucks for 30 minutes of head
>allowed to cum as many times as my balls allow it
>woman was a bit heavy set, a little older
>literally sucks cock like its her day job
>does this flicking tongue action
>gets me to cum buckets right at 29 minutes
>amazed I held out that long
>amazed she kept sucking for that long
>she's a fucking pro at the cock game
>now I can't stop going to,massage parlors
>literally got sucked into the game

>>726408706
Me (>>726408167) again. If that's for three hours, that's much more reasonable. Where does she advertise?

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>>726408983
Wow any nudes or no

I actually wanna fuck a hooker once in my life. I've always been in relationships tho...

>>726408890
Good luck man, I've been in the game for like 5 years now. Still only had my favorite session at the end of January this year.

>>726409179
So? Cheat. I do and it always works out for me. Just make sure they never find out.

>>726408467
Where in L.A?
How do I find hookers in the L.A Area?

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Fucked this hottie in Puerto Vallarta a few years ago. Worth every damn Peso.

>>726409304
Isn't that kinda hard? And my gf is hot and wants to fuck quite a lot. So that's alright for me atm.

>>726409220
Any insight on what to spend? I'm prepped to spend 1k and hotel for a gal, am I in the ballpark for a good time? Or would that be silly. Back pages prices are 160-unlisted so I'm not sure.

>>726404542
Yeah that's totally wrong. And nasty

>>726409542
$300-400 max for an hour. Just go to 2 different providers. You're not the stud you think you are and spending 2 hours just means talking to a strange hooker longer

>>726409511
It's easy as fuck to cheat and get away with it if you're not careless.

>>726409511
You have any nudes of your gf to share with the boys

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>>726408985
almost the same for me too

mine was chubby, older, and no teeth

My first time was a gum job...

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>>726409706
Why exactly do you cheat on your gf? I'm just curious.
>>726409720
without face tho

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>>726409179

trust me when i say this. having a filthy little side chick that knows how to eat your cock just right will do wonders for your main relationship

pic related

>>726409511
Not hard at all. Cheating works best with hookers becauae they have no emotion and only care about cash. Find a professional, pay her for her time, have a good time, be back home in time for dinner.

>>726409863
Because I can.

>>726409910
In how for does your relationship benefit from it?

Also moar?

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>>726409589
>cites peer-reviewed study from a health organisation
>only argument to refute is "that's totally wrong and nasty"

>>726408303
That ass!!!

>>726409542
Here you go Anon, she's in Edmonton right now.

http://keissyhennessey.com/rates/

>>726409978
True dat. Have you ever had any emotional problems with it?
>>726410002
Fair enough

Dozens of times. You get what you pay for. In the US, the bottom tier of decent starts at $300 an hour. Good whores can be found starting at $500 an hour. Porn stars can be bought at $1500/hour, but they are aloof.

Check out eros. com, & slixa . com for good postings. Check reviews on The Erotic Review.

I've fucked dozens of girls - always condom for sex, but no condom for oral and I give head. No problems. It's pretty hard for a straight male to catch something incurable from oral without knowing there is problem first.

Best 3k I ever spent was spending two hours with Nina Hartley. 11/10 will do again.

>>726409910
This isn't how it went with me.. When I started fucking other girls in my last relationship I didn't give much of a shit about my actual girlfriend, didn't give her any sex because I was getting plenty elsewhere.. so she walked.

We were drunk and 18 late night in Philadelphia, missed the last train. Needed to kill time so we paid a homeless black dude $20 to take us to an Asian bath house. Haha he said follow me and seemed like a good guy.

Went to some back get stabbed alley with one of those random doors. Black guy said have fun and disappeared into the night.

Knocked and Some old Asian lady opened the door. She took us up steep ass stairs and pointed to a room. Went in and there were couches with that old school big screen TV. Few guys sitting around. She handed us budwisers and told us to wait.

Bunch of hotties came in and each came to get one of us. Asked if I'd go with her and said, of course.

She takes me to a shower and takes off my clothes, takes off her clothes and she washes each of us. Takes me to a room with mirrors, horizontal stripper pole wall to wall, bed, and a radio. Tells me 100$ and I give her money.s. She tells me to put on some music and leaves.

By this time I hear my friend yelling at a girl in the next room to stop changing the music.

I put on the rock station and crank up fade to black

Mine comes back with her friend. Pulls down my pants and does the rubber on the dick with her mouth. Looks at me and Tells me I can buy her fiend too. I'm not paying any more money.

I fucked that girl silly with her friend rubbing one out rights next to her.

We all sorta walk out to the couch around the same time. Walked to the station as the first train was coming.

Went home.

fun start of the last summer before college.

>>726409863
You have some with her not covering her pussy or tits

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>>726410139
Hottest woman I've ever fucked, but the sex was boring. Still.... Holy fuck, that's like rappers girlfriend hot.

>>726410260
Do you regret it?

>>726409542
Man, you're in for a good time with a grand. Calgary prices are not that different from Edmonton prices, and high class chicks around here go for like $250-300 and hour, usually with discounts for multi-hour deals.

If you don't mind a rubber before you go for pussy, try to contact Abby Smiles. I don't think she has an ad up right now, but her website (abbycsmiles.com) is still there. I saw her a few years ago when she was living in Calgary and it was fantastic. She's 21, with fucking massive, perky, natural tits. She'll let you blow in her mouth for an extra $40 too.

>>726409703
All great tips so far. If I thought I was a stud, I wouldn't be seeking paid services lol. Just reacting to stories I've heard from friends and their adventures. Costly but fun. Also cafreviews is hilariously professional and polite.

>>726410333
check'd

but she looks like a man

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>>726405359
Shit sounds dope man.

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>>726410307
kind of

>>726410364
I did at the time but not now. With a much better girl overall who I haven't cheated on. Won't make that mistake again.

>>726410445
That girl was completely plastic. Tits, face, and ass, but damn she looked good in person.

>>726410002
Share some nudes of your gf since you cheat on her all the time, I don't blame you I would to if I had one

>>726410181
Thanks anon. Will check out

>>726402978

Yes when I was drunk in amsterdam. I cheat on my girlfriend and got a hooker with her ATM card.

I was disgusting steril weird impersonal sex. I felt like shit afterwards, and it wasn't worth it.

I regularly fuck strippers at the strip club. First time it happened I had no idea it was even a thing. Always thought about that Chris rock bit, there is no sex in the champagne room.

But there is definitely sex in the champagne room.

I was getting a dance from the hottest Cuban chick and she starts rubbing my dick and then ask if I want a blow job for 100 dollars. Hard to say no.

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>>726410062

lessens your need from validation from your gf. she has to do more to earn your attention. of course if youre still emotionally needy it won't work at all.

also you need to be a little out of your side chick's league if you really want her to fuck like a beast

>>726410764
She doesn't let me take nudes because she (correctly) believes that I would share them.

>>726405140
Fellow Edmontonian here- please tell me which one! I must go there asap! :) :) :)

>>726410214
No. Because I dont care about those women. I just want to fuck them, that's it.

>>726410377
I'll check into it thanks. I just dont wanna get Ebola or some horrifying dick destroying infection. In my mind more money = more gooder

what website(s) are best for looking for a hooker?

>>726410908
Damn moar pls.
She looks like slut.

I understand, but how did you find yours?

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My chick is leaving out of town next week and been thinking bout getting a whore. Think I'd feel less guilty instead of fucking an ex or co-worker. Only problem is not sure where to find these hoes. I was thinking Backpage but the shit got shut down. Any tips live in Texas btw

>>726410908
Tbh, I can fuck my gf like a beast, too.
>>726410961
I mean towards your gf.

When I was in the Philippines I was drunk coming out of a bar. A man approached me and spoke to me in broken English. From what I could understand his family was very poor and he was offering to rent his daughter to me for 200$ a week. I thought he was joking but I said yes and he asked where I was staying and said he'd drop her off and collect money in one hour. Long story short he was for real but I thought he'd be showing up with a girl in her late teens early 20s instead he brings me an 11 year old girl. I don't think I could back out now cuz it may go wrong in a way I don't need so I pay for one week. Best week of my life. That pussy felt like molten steel. I've never cum so hard. I fucked her 3-5times a day and when he came back at the end of the week I paid for another. Spent my whole vacation in my room with her. Worth every penny.

>>726410509
Share them all if you can don't care if your cock is in the pic, she's hot would like to see more

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>>726402978
No but I'm thinking about it.

>>726409508
What camera did you use to take this?

>>726411132
For how long is she outta town?

>>726411214

you're a monogamist then. dont go out and do something you dont feel driven to do.

>>726406619
That's why you gotta trick these hoes into buying YOU shit. You fucking amateur, then you the hooker.

>>726410992
>In my mind more money = more gooder
Not always. Just stay away from girls that advertise as "party girl" or "party friendly". That's industry code for drugs, and the druggies are always the sketchiest ones. If you wind up going with someone other than the chicks you've had suggested, just make sure to run their pics through google image search AND tineye. Both can sometimes pick up things the other misses. If they come back with escort ads all over the world, porn sites, or linked to twitter or instagram accounts, they're probably fake.

>>726409497
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hookers/comments/5jphyp/ama_35_years_old_been_with_over_400_girls_in_8/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=browse&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=Hookers read through that

>>726411214
No. Its no different than going to the movies. I paid for an experience. Don't matter what kind of experience it was. As far as I felt, purely business.

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>>726411243
thanks and that's what i was talking about

>>726403832
Underated post, you'll pay for it no matter whore, gf or wife.

>>726411400
You're right I guess. I'd only do it if I was single. Still an interesting topic, tho.
>>726411476
Alright, sounds reasonable.

>>726402978
Not since chloroform was invented.

>>726411132
Backpage still going strong in my area. They just moved to the women seeking men section.

>>726405886
Yeah, tj is the shit! Fucked so many hot chicks from hong kong

I'm just lmao reading this thread. How low do you have to be to pay some nasty whore to show you attention? You morons spend hundreds and still have to fuck with a rubber. If you greasy morons had any social skills you could get a chick to do all this for FREE. Stay low and lonely. You guys are the ones getting fucked

>>726411425
Gotcha. Im a recreation coke user. Can this be used to an advantage? Or does it just create chaos if you pullout/bring up the devils dandruff

>>726411236
I call bullshit on this one

>>726409497
plenty of street whores in van nuys

>>726412056
Only on the kind of chicks that you don't really want to be fucking. Especially if you're looking to avoid ebola.

>>726412056
I always take it to mean that they openly use heroin. Could be wrong.

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>>726411091

she was a waitress at a vegan pizza place i used to go to

>>726411401

i've gotten free shit from girls here and there but ive only managed to get cash off this 38 year old single mom off okcupid. came up in conversation that i started my own business and she started throwing me a couple hundred bucks when we'd hang out and fuck. went on for most of last summer. tips with younger girls? i'm in my late 20's and avoid talking about my finances with dates obviously. do you ever just ask for shit>

>>726412277
Some do. With some others it's as tame as saying "420 friendly". It's hard to know until you're there, and I just don't take the risk of getting the junkies.

>>726411549
I wouldnt cheat on her if she was my gf, would be with everytime, you have more of her or pics when ur fucking her, her body's making me horny asf

>>726412224
Noted. Drug use will be for emergencies only.
>>726412277

>be me
>2am at a casino with a friend
>win big on a slot machine
>fuckya.jpg
>whore house an hour away
>letsgo.exe
>fucked two girls in a hot tub for hours.

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>>726412592
I wouldn't cheat on her, either. She's a goddess in bed.

>>726412790
Wow more please any pussy shots close up

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>>726412956
Best i have.

>>726405140

Holy fuck.. I'm going to get my passport tomorrow.

Yes. All in places where legal (Australia, Germany, Dominican) or quasi-legal (escorts). Had good times. You pay for what you get. More $, better sex. And tell them what you want. At cat house in Aus, madame asked me what i was looking for and i stuttered. She took my hand and said "you're in a whorehouse. We've heard it all. No one will tell your family what you want". I told her that i wanted to play with tits with big nipples and she chose the right girl for me.

>>726404702
>>726405220
very bad advice. these men are very much proof all hooker have stds

>>726413073
Fucking hot, anymore of her or that's all you have

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[1]
Yes, and it was.. therapeutic...
Here we go /b/oys,

>be me
>19
>had a massive scat fetish for years, ever since 2girls2cup.avi
>had a gf
>good times, but couldn't bring up scat
>frustrated for months about it
>check out local escort directory
>8/10qt into scat, 75 for half an hour
alright
>call her, arrange a meeting, excited as FUCK!
will be the best night of my life
..
fucking not
..
>get to motel
>bitch was 4/10 at best
>fuck it, dick was diamonds thinking of her shit
>pay her first
>she undresses
>I lay down
>she squats over my chest
Shit.exe
...
LiquidShit.exe
>brown water splashes in my face, eyes, mouth, all over my fucking body
>dick retracted up into my lungs
>puked all over myself and the floor
>tears in my eyes, fucking horrified
>the bitch was barely startled
>just stood up and looked at the whole scene
>my mind blocked out this part out, but I imagine lying down in a fetal position in a pool of feces and vomit
>managed to get up and rush into shower
>puked again
>scrubbed my skin off
>got out of the shower
>go into bedroom
hooker.php is missing
404, wallet not found
>no chance I'd report that to the police

But it's not over yet, oh no...

>>726411338
2 days

>>726410333
you sure about that? Her names breanna bowens and shes married, fake fag

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>>726413324
I have a lot, but this is the last one I'm gonna post, sorry.

>>726411788
Is that shit legit tho some hoes look like they just took from Google and some just seem like cop stings

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>>726413400
[2]

>next day, I wake up and after showering for the millionth time, I look in the mirror
>stinky pinky eyes
>girlfriend was supposed to come over the next day
>couldn't bring myself to it
>not sure what my life had become at that point
>avoided her for a few days, didn't go to classes
>she came over later that week, unexpectedly
>sees the pink eyes
>concerned and asks how
>made up some shitty (pun intended) excuse
>could barely sell it, but it worked
>broke up a week later

So yeah.....
>paid a hooker to shit on me
>puked
>got my wallet stolen
>got pink eye
>lost my gf
All in a few days work.

But on the bright side, I got over my scat fetish pretty fast

>>726413578
Any way I can see them all if you don't want to post them all on here, like email or trade or cash, I want to see way more of her, if not that's ok

>>726413688
Life and learn.

Assuming you don't try that "trap fetish" thing and get aids.

>>726406365
Anyone call it?

>>726413578
Can trade pics of my best friend, she's an escort where I live

>>726412455
Yeah man when I was younger I'd just lie to as many bitches as I could just to fuck and get stuff from them. I would make up all kinds of shit. Most of the time tho the girls would offer to pay for stuff like weed booze or food because they wanted to keep you around

>>726413946
you can email me on [email protected]

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>>726402978
Only a few times with the last time being last July with pic related

>>726414184
Awesome will do, it's hotmail.de right

>>726413655
Idk about your area but it's pretty legit in mine. I do what others have mentioned here. Google their numbers. Try their number in Facebook. Tineye their photos.

Cops in my area rarely do prostitution stings. When they do it's street walkers to try and clean up an area.

Mostly I go with well reviewed girls on usasexguide for my local area. Guys there will post if their photos match and give details.

>>726402978
I'll take a guess. your six years old.

>>726414381
yea

>>726413983
Yep, some awkward conversations but life went on.
And nah, I'm into guys.

>>726403327
Nah, she was never good with numbers.

>>726406475

Jesus Christ. Daddy issues lol.

>>726413453
No, fuc you, she went by Vanessa in a

https://www.eroticmonkey.com/vanessa-escort-salt-lake-city-71981

>>726406838
No

Backpage girls, never street walker

I want to get myself a happy ending at one of those chinese massage parlors but there were a few raids last year in my area so not sure how safe it'd be.

I videotaped myself getting herpes four years ago. If you look close enough you can see the wart on her pussy, never fuck hooker raw!!!

I thought I was so cool making these videos...
https://xhamster.com/movies/2245777/cathy_happily_takes_a_creampie_homeless_mom_series.html

>>726405140
im in 780 too bro

>>726414394
Cops don't do BP stings often and when they do it's blatant in making it about sex for money. The chicks are usually desperate so if I don't see them on usasexguide I just ask for nudes as confirmation.

>>726415260

>I videotaped myself getting herpes four years ago.

kek

>>726405623
wtf did I just read? guy buys a whore, she comes over, he changes his mind, she blows him. guy sad. I can't in my lifetime thing of a time when a woman blew me that I was sad about after. Try some Zoloft.

>>726409497

This website shows you escorts in the area their higher class hookers, so you may have to pay a little more. Good luck anon. Don't get herps on your nigger dick like I did.

https://www.eros.com/

Thinking about getting a hooker/escort, but I'm real self conscious when it comes to my body and dick size. Help

no, but i got paid by a lonely devorced woman to fuck her brains out. Did and got paid. Kinda thinking about becoming a man whore now lol.

>>726416327
They don't care. As long as you're not dirty/smelly and your money's good, they'll act like it's the best fuck they've ever had.

I paid to fuck kind of porn star Alexia Gold a few times. Saw her posting on back page and called her. Was fun and cheap. Then she got pregnant and changed her.

Twice. Worst decision ever.. twice, I made the worst decision ever.. wow that's sad. Story of my life, repetitive mistakes

>>726416327
nigga they don't care, they just want their money and move on. trust me they've seen everything just cause your pecker is smaller than normal doesnt mean anything. Thats the beauty of paying for it. you're there for you

>>726408985
>>don't invest or save or any gay shit like that
>>start getting into gambling and hookers

I had a whore I fucked on the reg for 20 years. Then I divorced her.

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>>726417380

>>726404136
Do it, it just eating out

>All this lovely horseflesh for purchase.
>Backpage was the best.
>DC KIKES fucken shut it down.
>No other site that big or good.

WHY LIVE!?!?

>>726402978
That depends, do you consider a escort a hooker?

>>726419506
ads are still there

look under the dating section

>>726406406
Have fucked her bare. Tiger tattoo on back

>>726406647
You are in slc

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>>726411236

SEEMS LEGIT DOESN'T IT GUYZ?!

>>726402978
Just be safe if shes on drugs or you suspect something. Ive gotten the clap and syphilis from raw dogging whores. Thank god for anti biotics.

>>726405798
can i ask how? tips ?

>>726404569
She in cali? SWIM went down on a chicks pussy and eas fucking whore with condom and condom broke. Didnt nut in the sloppy wet crevice, Swim switched positions and she discovered tattered condom so she wrapped SWIMS dick with condom and had the fuckening continue to commence-Safe to say when SWIM nutted so much cum it mustve mixed with her pussy juice from in the condom and got pressed back into his cock from all the pressure.

>>726417380
lol sounds like my ex of 5 years.

5 years in starts complaining we never fucked. enough. anytime i would try to start kissing,rubbing, oral, she would say no or play coldfish and say she doesnt want to right now half way in.

turns out she was fucking some guy behind my back.

sticking with whores for now.

>>726411236
Ffffuuuuuuck we were just sharing legal prostitution stories and all of the sudden...BAM!

>>726402978
Lost my virginity to one in an RV at a Walmart parking lot.

>>726406978
what is your title there? this sounds great. im gunna quit my job and do this

>>726406365
Wow.

>>726408234
I live in edmonton too, come over for a beer??

>>726422389
greentext that shit please. did RV have wood paneling?

>>726402978
NO, because prostitutes are illegal in the goddamn backward United States of America

but fucking a dude in the ass is now legal loving marriage

>>726402978
yep got head from one when i was 22/23?

pretty good head.

surprised i dont have an std tho she was definitely a hooker.

Am a virgin. Any advice when my first time comes? I'm a okay looking male, so getting girls isn't an issue. But I wanted to remain virgin until marriage, but I don't care anymore. I just want to experience how it feels. Any advice what to expect - what to do and what to not do. How long should I last. Should I expect a handjob or blowjob from the female? Should I put my head down here? [ I've been into porn a lot lately so idk what's the difference between that and "real live sex" Thanks.

>>726415879
Yeah but then he won't be able to get it up

Erm...my ex became a hooker and we had sex after she was hooking but I never paid her for it.

I got tested and was ok, but it was weird when I found out she was hooking after the fact.

>>726424396
look for a female that a) isn't a hooker and b) isn't a complete whore.

that way your inexperience doesnt wreck you.

(and that way you don't waste your first on a hooker)

>>726404013
And your point is?

>>726411236
Pics or it didn't happen

>>726424773
fuck that

Yup in the uk would never fuck an American one they are filthy

>>726411236
you degenerate piece of shit

>>726423206
It didn't and sure but I'm not that great at greentexts....also, it wasn't that great for my first time

>go to craigslist casual encounters for the first time for shits and giggles
>respond to a legit sounding post
>get an email shortly after saying she was pay to play
>ask for details
>60 for a blowjob and 120 for a full hour
>think about just getting a blowjob but after a little bit decide fuck it I'm gonna lose my virginity today
>she sends me the address of the walmart and what RV to look out for
>knock on RV door
>No clue what she looked like up to this point but 40 something year old redhead woman with pale skin and somewhat skinny, small tits, decent ass, wearing a nightgown
>lay money in an envelope and sit next to her as she comments on my youth and how I mentioned to her how I hadn't done to this before and how she'd make it worth my time
>pulls my pants down and begins sucking my dick
>feels alright
>starts sucking my balls
>feels amazing, guess I have more sensitive balls than dick which is strange considering I'm uncircumcised
>goes on for about 10 minutes and haven't blown my load so she says she's gonna fuck me now
>herewego.png
>gets on top and starts riding me, suck on her pink nips a few times
>5 inch dick keeps slipping out so ask to switch to doggy
>grab ass and pounded away as she moaned, felt pretty good, slapped her ass a few times which left a visible hand print
>get tired and switch to missionary
>about 7 minutes more and my pathetic body gets tired again
>ask to switch to blowjob again and spend the rest of the time getting blown
>time runs out, put on pants, she tells me to come see her again sometime
>never cum even once
>Radioactive by Imagine Dragons played the entire hour on repeat
And that was my first time anon. Very underwhelming.

>>726427329
:/

>>726404542
>>sauce from 2012

Don't you know Ebola is the new aids?

>>726427964

Apparently Ebola spreads only from male to female, not the other way around

http://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/6000/20150502/ebola-transmitted-through-sex.htm

>>726411132
Provider. Pics is a good website

>>726402978
Yeah but not for sex.

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>>726428528
So... Basically you're saying from here on out I can fuck carefree? Thanks m8

First time hiring an escort, how does the transaction go down? Do I hand her the money before or after the do? I don't want to get scammed.

>>726429309
>So... Basically you're saying from here on out I can fuck carefree?

In 2012 I spent 6 months living in SE Asia and knobbed a whole bunch of girls

Always used a rubber even though the chances of HIV are small... I just don't want to get that virus, full stop...

>>726429391
you do it before sometimes they want a down payment. I would recommended just going to a brothel if you want action

>>726429391
Beforehand and set it on a dresser or coffee table don't hand it directly.

>>726419506
>>726419783
or look under the massage section
(try out the nuru massages if they're there for ya)

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Toronto area, I havnt been yet but shes on my tdl
shes 120 for a hh +50 for anal

>>726429391
Do you have a picture of the girl you want to escort anon ?