PLS, help me to remember my name

Your name is hubbykins

And your job is to makeout with me and cuddle with me and occasionally let me felate your genitals

Your name is cocksucker

>>726399850
that's very hard to believe. Are u sure?

>>726400029
Yes

>>726399986
why are you so rude to me?

>>726399631
Note to self never get a fringe that short.

>>726400119
goddamit, how did i allow that horrible shit?

>>726399631
btw, try to guess my ethnicity too, am I asian or something?

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Well it seems like your name is obviously Wayne Kerr.

>>726400419
Because you love me

>>726400986
I can hardly recognize the place where place I'm in, I just woke up, and had that strange feelings, all doors locked and it's extremely dark outside.

>>726399631
Kazah?

>>726401899
what do you mean?

>>726401952
I'm know your horrible secret

>>726402084
Tell me then, whoever you are!

>>726402202
You and me come here from the same place.

>>726402696
Who are u? Is it you screaming behind the door? I can barely hear something.

>>726403116
>Is it you screaming behind the door?
Yes. But I can't tell you more, sorry.
You need to find truth by yourself.

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Oh, thanks God at least there are a mirror in this place.

Bobby Cuntgrinder

>>726404121
Who the hell am I?

Shit! Someone just came in

>>726404445
Bobby Cuntgrinder
That's your name.

asymetrical

>>726399631
Barry Barrington aka 'The Spud'

WAKE UP YOUR NAME IS RAE SCHUMPLINYUN II, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 25 YEARS, YOU'RE THE PRINCE OF ECRUDORIA PLEASE WAKE UP

>>726404951
Where are you? Doors are locked?
Can you escape trough the window?

>>726405128
so, why don't you tell something about me?

>>726405436
You live in house and sometimes eat some food.

>>726405341
^This
Please wake up, we need you.

>>726405347
>Where are you?
I dunno it's dark outside, i just have my cellphone and working wi-fi.

>Doors are locked?
yeah

>Can you escape trough the window?

There are bars on the window, i can hardly slip my hand through them.

Your name is Abu

>>726406582
this is no time for jokes!

>>726399631
Oh shit Nibblet McNuggers is that you /b/ro?

>>726399631
Your name is WillNE.

>>726406960
>Nibblet McNuggers
Maybe, did we met before?

>>726406153
So you can use your phone to call someone who may know you.

>>726406153
you can dial emerency numbers no matter what i'm sure

US 911
AUS 000
NZ 111
UK and CAN 999
EUROPE 112

>>726399631
If you have a cell phone why don't you call the cops?

>>726407137
It seems that i have some issues with my SIM, and i don't know any telephone numbers anyway

>>726407326
i'll try it, thanks

Seems like you were kidnapped for the rape-party

Your name is Noriman Namazov[spoiler]sori for my bad inglish[/spoiler]

>>726399631
If that is OP in the pic then I wonder how long before he shoots up a school.

>>726407968
Is it that bad?

dude looks like a penis head

ya names penis mcgillacutti and slanging dick is ya job.

Is there any other houses or people outside your house?

>>726408272
there are no light sources

>>726399631
Gumby

>>726408360
Scream for help

>>726407111
Yeah man, I swear you're the dude who totally wiped out at a party back in September. You got wasted and whacked your head pretty good. Isn't there a scar on your forehead from that?

It's too late.
They are killed him...

>>726399631
scarce?

>>726399631
blockhead bob