Ask the magic conch anything and it will answer.

Are traps gay?

Could I have anything to eat?

>>726399128

LMAO

Is trump ggod

>>726399128
SUPAKEK

Should i do it?

Should I do it?

will it work out?

>>726398649
fap?

>>726398649

Should I reject my ex GF when she'll be back?

>>726398649
will it get anywhere with her?

>>726399540
>kek
>conch isnt dickin around

>>726399947
will it go anywhere with him?

>>726398649
Will he be with me?

Will I fuck

Is multivariable calculus that bad?

Will she be hot

Will she ever come back

>>726398649
do ayyy lmaos exist?

Will I fuck a hot girl

Will I fuck a hot girl?

Will I fuck a hot girl??

WILL I FUCK A HOT GIRL???
(4 the third time)

Will I get dubs

Is David icke right

>>726400306
Do you ?

Is Tumblr raiding 4chan

>>726400643
according to the magic conch i may exist
thus i'm a non-physical genderless transsexual with 2 cocks made out of dark matter

Are Tumblr users mentally retarded

peepee
poopoo?

Is OP a faggot?

Is wanting to chug the semen of a tranny gay?

Is she the one?

>>726398649
Will she try to come back to me again?

>>726398649
fap?

>>726398649
should i fucking fap?

Should i watch watamote?

>>726401555
checked

will she let me fuck her in the next 30 days?

dubs get?

>>726403106
W A N T
D U B S

>>726398649
Will I fuck maggie?

>>726398649
Is she purposefully ignoring me o mighty conch? Is this the end of the line?

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>>726398649
Is she really the one for me?

>>726404946
What do you mean "if I want" you nigger give me a concrete answer

>>726398649
Does this bitch still like me?

>>726398649
will she fucking get married or wha

>>726405056
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE give me a fucking answer

>>726405135
Just a yes or a no it's not that hard

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>>726405225

Should I commit suicide?

>>726405320
Why is love so complicated? I ask you oh shell is she the right one for me?

is this pic original

will you give me succ?

>>726398649
should i ?

>>726398649
wil i have a QT3.14 3d waifugf in real life soon (week)

>>726406489
>>726406489
no account on here
kek lend me your energy

Will i get Back my recent GF

Is it worth it

Could Gandalf be gay?

>>726406799
reroll no account

>>726406779
Reroll, cause no actual answer

Magic conch will I get married

>>726398649
Has Snelly fucked any students?

>>726398649
Should I kill myself?

>>726408114
Has Snelly fucked any students?

>>726408171
FUCKING KNEW IT

Am I really?

does she like me?

>>726398649
roll

should i do h

>>726408447
DAMN

>>726408579
we dont have accounts so re roll

Will i fuck her in there?

>>726398649
Why did my dad leave me?

Will i fuck her in there???

>>726408656
goddammit conch i dont know give me a straight answer you dirty nigger

>>726408770
nty reroll

Do i have to sleep?

>>726408829
fuck reroll

can i not die

Wiehp

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was breaking up with my girlfriend the right decision?

>>726408888
Magic conch has spoken

will i ever be happy again

>>726408930
asking again im already dead

>>726409065
give me a straight fucking answer shell ITS JUST YOU AND ME GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

>>726398649
will there be a 4th Reich?

Will I see those titties?

>>726398649
should I break my streak?

>>726398649
Oh, magic conch shell, CAN I FUCK A KEK IN THE BEEP?!?

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>>726408930
>>726409065
>>726409153

fuck

Will OP ever stop sucking cocks?

>>726408862
Kek

Does the shell work?

Beep beep boop bop beep

>>726409197
Thats not what I asked you conchsucker. Give me those titties

Will we fuck when we are alone?

Will i smash?

>>726409356
this is deep

Do i have a chance to cum all over this girl?

Will she blow my veiny cock?

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will i make it to alaska?

Can i be the new magic conch?

>>726409841
Thank you

>>726398649
Will Half Life 3?

>>726409982
aw

>>726410000
oh shit

I'll get laid this year?

Is it worth it

>>726398649
Should I give up on her?

>>726410951
The conch has spoken

Gargo blargo am i gonna die

will i ever be happy

should i stop doing cocaine

>>726398649
Will my weed arrive before friday?

>>726398649
Is OP a faggot?

>>726411674
Is OP a cockmuncher?

>>726398649
is dick big

olay

Okay

>>726408150
KEK

>>726398649
zondag neuk ik hanneke?

>>726398649

will i get a girlfriend or end up killing my self

Should i quit my job and follow my dream of being an actor?

Am I gay or is it just ask the sissy porn and hypno?

Am I gay?

Am I a homosexual?

my waifu loves me?

Can i have a hug?

CAN I HAVE A HUG?!

>>726413457
lmao

>>726398649
Will i ever become a cute trap and get fucked in the ass by BBC?

>>726414054
Ok then...
Will i ever become a cute trap and get fucked in the ass by BBC?

Giant statewide conspiracy?

>>726414264

Reroll

Is op going to deliver to my trips?

>>726398649
Am I wasting my time?

>>726398649
Should I have spent all that money on yugioh cards?

>>726398649
Oi Am I wasting my time?

will i get this apple job?

>>726414769
Oh shit!

>>726398649
should i go build in rust bro

Will I die a virgin Magic Conch Shell?

>>726398649
Are people waiting on me

>>726398649
Do everybody do ghosties?

Did I fuck it up

>>726414908
My nigga

>>726398649
I will have a girlfriend?

Can my nipples get sweaty?

>>726398649
squidward is hot?

>>726398649
Am I a pretty girl?

>>726398649
Will senpai ever notice me

rollol

Will I finally die the next month?

rollerino

Will she do anal?

rubb me

is apologizing worth it?

Will she love me?

>>726400307
>>726400374
>>726400434
>>726400509
didn't know this was a rekt thread

Is my dick small?

>>726416596
What that mean tho?

>>726416955
If it's a maybe, is my percentage of yes higher than no?

>>726417217
My life is a lieee

>>726416596
Well asking again since i got a maybe, ignoring my possible homosexuality

>>726417505
FUCK MAYBES I WANT AN ANSWER

Should I drop them for good?

>>726417573
This motherfuckin conch... Not sure?!

>>726398649
Should I?

>>726417651
Ok that made me laugh, its sure that its not sure

But i'd like an answer so one more time
;(

>>726398649
Will I get what I want in the next month?

>>726417789
Fucking hell conch

Will she be my women

>>726418141
You got a nice answer :c i was called gay and got nothing

CAN I HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT?

>>726417897
ONE MORE TIME

>>726418389
FUCK OFFFFF
GIMME AN ANSWER LMAO

>>726398649
Will she message me soon?

>>726418478
Ok that's better ig

Oh magic Conch what should I do to get out of the kelp forest?

Will i win the heart of a fair maiden this year oh magic conch?

>>726398649
Should I try applying to that Uni I've been thinking about?

>>726418544
Oh 4 means ask again ;)

>>726418692
Welp finally got an answer RIP

>>726398649
Will they find out?

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>>726418877

>>726418582
Oh magic conch will i get the hand of any maiden?

>>726398649
Will I ever get a gf?

>>726419164
Asking again.

>>726419237
Should I get a bf instead?

Am I black

Are blacks people?

Will I get my dream gf

>>726419346
Will I be the one who gets fucked in the ass?

Will I keep gaining weight?

Am I gay?

>>726398649
Does she like me?? 8)

>>726398649
should i cum in my own mouth

>>726420670
>Anon is fag
>Magic conch is unimpressed

>>726398649
Should I fap tonight?

>>726422111
I would've been fine with one just one yes (I was gonna fap anyway)

>>726398649
Are women superior to men?

Is /b/ cancer?

>>726422457

reroll

>>726398649
Will we remember September 17th from this year on?

>>726422527
I am aware. The question remains.

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have you ever had a dream that you wi- you could, that you could do so you could

Will she die soon ?

will it work out?

>>726423476
Lmfao

>>726398649
Should I try and play the other side?

>>726398649
Is there a god?

>>726424524
Is there a god?

>>726424638
One more time, is there a god. Yes or no please

>>726424742
Well fuck.

>>726398649

Will i be with my fiance in 50 years?

Will trump have a gay scandal this year

Will she notice me?

>>726398649
Am I fucking gay?

>>726398649
Should I keep pursuing

>>726398649
Is craybae ok?
Fuck you chino

>>726398649
Should I keep with it

Am I gay?

Am I gay?

>>726426406
Are you me?

>>726398649
Will my relationship last for a long time?

>>726426621
oh fuck.

>>726398649
This is copy pasta

>>726398649
suicide now?>

Are we going to just be friends with benefits forever?

>>726398649
will i get anywhere with her

Will I fuck her?

>>726428228
sounds like my own advice to my self everyday

>>726398649
Will I ever get a foil Liliana from Modern Masters 2017?

>>726428737
Reroll

Will I get what I want on 4/20?

>>726398649
Am I stupid?

>>726398649
>>726398649
Should I?

>>726428989
wat

>>726398649 Am I immortal?

>>726398649
Will Hillary Clinton die?

Will these last 7 days before basic training be good to me?

fap?

>>726429084
Will these last 7 days before basic training be good to me?

>>726429118
Nice!!!

>>726398649
will it be over tommorrow?

>>726428783
Give me a cement answer you stupif conch

>>726429167
cool to know but will it be over tommorrow?

Will I die alone?

>>726429194
Fucking nigger
YES OR NO?

will I die

Will my game become popular?

>>726398649
roll

>>726429303
>>726429303
si you are senor

hmmmmmm

>>726398649

does she

now ill ask

>>726404946
>726404946
>>726405056
>>726405135
>>726405225
>>726405320
>Top Ten keks

Does that girl like me?

will Ill die of cancer in the next 10 years

will i become a doctor and then die

should I bend over for my biological father

Will things work out?

should I...

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>>726398649
will i assertain this aesthetic soon?

>>726429734
asking again

>>726398649
does she forgive me for letting her die?

>>726429778
i care i want to get (you)'s on /fit/ in the cbt

>>726429889
no accounts on this website senpai

Will I die alone, or will i eventually find someone?

>>726429930
cool but will i get that aesthetic?

Ooooooh magic conch, should I ask Grace out?

>>726398649
will i be a rich nigga

Are whites the superior race?

>>726429993
get sure

>>726430040
yes or no senpai

Are niggers inferior?

>>726398649
i will make large monies this summer

>>726429858
t-thank

Will I ever date my crush?

Do i have a chance with her?

>>726398649
do i have a big penor?

>>726398649
will collin c live a happy life

>>726430176
what did he mean by this?

>>726398649
does Christina want to fug

>>726399160
kek

>>726430234
asking again

Will i ever find it

>>726429999
Thanks for the quads, oh magic conch, but that answer doesn't fit. Let's try again

>>726398649
Should I fap?

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will the plain i go on have a outlet near me?

Oooo great magic conch, if I'm here then who was phone?

How about now?

>>726398649
MAGIC CONCH

am I wealthy?

>>726429999
nigger

All right, I get it. But, it's worth another shot. Will I find it

>>726398649
MAGIC CONCH

Is OP's mom a whore?

Should I cut my dick off

should i tell him i love him?

does she have any interest in me

Then ask again I shall. Will i?

>>726398649
MAGIC CONCH

Should I do homework right now?

...

should I bother?

MAGIC CONCH

Is spiderman real?

MAGIC CONCH

Should I smoke weed every day?

>>726429999
>>726430388
Ooooh magic conch, thy quads and thy dubs are magnificent.
I still just want a yes or no, though.

MAGIC CONCH

Will Donald Trump be president of the united states?

>>726429999
>>726430388
>>726430834
As thou has instructed, I am asking again, oh mighty magic conch.

MAGIC CONCH

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Am I going to make it anywhere in life?

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should I keep doing my pointless fucking homework?