tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

never happened, I always locked my door

>>726389051
what about when I caught my mom masturbating

>>726389177
I found my moms sex toys sadly

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>>726389177

>implying i don't have lock on my door

>>726389051
>I was 14
>Watching porn in my room at about 11pm
>Thought my mom went to bed
>Start jerking off to some really fucking weird porn of Sasha Grey licking a toilet
>My mom opens my door
>I quickly pull blanket over my dick so she couldnt see
>I froze and was scared and didn't know what to do
>She looked at my laptop and saw the video playing
>She says "whats that"
>Then I can see the shock in her face
>She walks out the room and shuts the door
>I sit there for about 5 minutes not knowing what to do
>I go out to living room and say "Mom everyone does it..."
>I walk back into my room and don't see her again for the night.

TRUE STORY.. and we literally never spoke about it after that night.

>>726391147
Awkward af bro.

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>>726391147
what do you want to bet she squashed her bean that night thinking of you working over your little pecker?

>be about 13
>in bed, door closed (no lock)
>middle of the afternoon
>i had a magazine. i think it was a fitness magazine bikini edition type thing
>this was pre-internet mind you
>anyway, mom knocks on door once and opens immediately
>s-sorry! she says, then closes door
>we never spoke of it

That wasn't half as embarassing as the time i was caught shoplifting Playboy magazines from the mall. Mall security called mom about that one. She made me join a church youth group as punishment.

I never actually got caught fapping. I did get caught watching porn but never fapping

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>>726391147
Was it this one? ;)

i was 13 or so, my sis is 1 year younger,
we were playing that kind of games touching each oter bodies, kids stuf. my mom enter to the rom whit some bags and catch me when im touching her vagine and she is wide open.
she REALY yell at us that one time.
we never did it afterwards.

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>>726389051
>be me
>16
>jerking to obscure japanese porn
>into it
>mum walks in, with laundry
>ofuk.jpg
>she drops it and closes the door
>listen to europes skies by some guy alexander
>everytime i hear that song i get embarassed and remember that moment
>mfw

Tell me OP

>>726391867
YES rip

>>726391147
Licking the toilet?

Why didn't you act like it was just a stupid vid and not you fapping?

>>726391884
>sis
>13

didnt know this was wrong?

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>>726391884

Same scenario happened with me and the boy next door's little sister. I was maybe 7, she was 5. Her mom caught us. She was livid. I think the mother thought i was being abused at home and that it was all my idea. It was the little sister's idea.

>>726391961
>europes skies
what kind of babooshka shit is this

>>726392300
Micharl detected.

>>726392117
I wasnt thinking that smart.. lmao it happened too fast and I was trying to cover my dick. The door was like literally 4 feet away from my bed.. so I was fucked

>>726392339
2012 was an odd year for me listening to music, but fuck it

>>726392300
When I was 12 I had this neighbor and she was 9 and she would hang out with me and my friend. She kept flashing us and getting naked infront of us when we were alone. Then we got caught and her mom was PISSED at us but it was all the girls idea.

>>726389051
Not really caught masturbating but I took pics of my dick iron hard while masturbating and my mom found them when she took the laptop.

We never talked about it again

>>726391867
nice

>be 11 or 12 idk
>dads out on business trip
>thunderstorms
>scared as hell judge me
>"come in my bed sweetie you'll be fine"
>sweet, big comfy bed
>laying in their bed scared as fuck
>have a boner
>lets see if i can make it feel good
>mom snoring, loud storm i can get away with it
>getting into it
>fear and taboo feels great
>"are you okay anon?"
>oh fuck shes up
>pretend to sleep
>"anon?"
>mom rolls over
>say her name, see if shes up
>no response
>start jerking again
>cum in blankets
>pass out, dick thru underwear
>wake up next morning, mom washing blanket
>"good morning sweetie :)"
>fin

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>>726392920
why are you lying on the internet

>>726392920
reasonably realistic. you're one sick fuck, op

>>726389051

She finished me :D

>>726392920
lol my cousin used to sleep over my house she would get my bed and I would sleep on the floor and I'd always jerk off and cum while she sleeps

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>>726391147
>everyone does it

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>>726389246
i put my mom's sextoy in my pooper, then i put on her corset and underwear and miniskirt and a bran and too bad the leather boots didnt fit but i cummed on them and licked it off

>>726393406
Df how old were you putting dildos in your ass.

>>726393021
Believe what you want. Nothing came of it, at least not directly

>>726393406
That's a good way of making your mom get a yeast infection fucking retard

>>726393587
I first gingered my ass i think 7-8th grade.
Fapping feels 10x better.
Theres like a gspot in your ass. Most guys dont know.
Sounds way too gay obvsly. But whatever it feels awesome.
Again........intense nut-busts...

>>726393966
Lol fingered*

>>726393105
Ive done far worse. I was a perverted little fuck

>>726394029
Story time?

>>726389051
if you think about it, when you were born your penis touched your mom's vagina.
think about it.

>>726394062
Ive let animals lick my dick.
Ive given a dog a facial.......funny thing is that it wasnt into it but when i nutted it really mustve like it cuz it licked the jizz clean.

>>726389051
>be younger
>wait till parents go to bed to jerk it
>nearing climax
>knock on my bedroom door
>"Can I come in"
>"Uhh, sure"
>quickly throw covers over my erect dick to hide from view
>Mom walks in
>"What are you doing"
>"N-nothing"
>"Why are you holding the covers like that? What are you hiding?"
>"Nothing! What do you want?"
>"Are you doing something illegal in here? Why are you trying to hide something from me?"
>"I'm not hiding anything..."
>"Then what's under the covers?"
>can't stand the embarrassment anymore
>"I'm jerking off, if you have to know, jesus christ mom"
>Mom: "Oh, sorry..." quietly leaves and closes the door

to this day I have no idea how she was so oblivious as to what i was doing. teen, alone, with a laptop, wtf did she think i was doing?

>>726389051

>be younger me
>discover porn on the computer
>by porn I mean I realized google images could give you boobs
>fap like a madman
>computer is in basement
>door to room has a lock, but forget to lock it
>mom suddenly walks in
>No time to sheath penis and hide evidence on screen
>lean forward and quickly close window
>anxiously await her anger
>she walks right up to me (door is directly behind me)
>"Anon what's wrong?"
>still leaning forward with dick out
>"N-nothing, you just surprised me is all"
>Basically dead at this point
>breathing pretty heavily
>She laughs that she surprised me so much
>Hangs around for a few more minutes talking about something
>Leaves
>Quickly stuff dick in pants
>Once upstairs she talks about how she scared me by simple walking in the room to everyone
>Everyone has a laugh
>At least they didn't know what really happened

>>726391147

I honestly don't understand why women make a big deal out of shit like this, I mean 99% were complete fucking whores before they got married and 50% after.

So finding your son jerking should be absolutely nothing for them, considering the dozens of fucking cocks that have been in them and liters of sperm pumped into their whore holes.

>>726394346
wew

>14
>just finished jerking off
>mum enters
>"it's so dusty in here"
>she grabs tissue out of bin in which i just jizzed
>starts "cleaning"

don't know if she didn't get it, didn't feel it or just ignored it on purpose

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I got horny and I could never get laid. so I had sex with my cat.Sadly the cat died the next day from this sexual act I didn't think having sex with it would kill it I still feel bad about that one.

>>726389051
i don't wanna talk about it

>>726394062

First sexual type of experience
>be no older than 6
>brother 10
>hanging out side sharpening sticks for pencils
>"hey anon lets hang with the girls up the street"
>ew cooties but whatever
>girls 12 and 7? Idk our age
>"want to play truth or dare?"
>they say yes and excited, older sister picks dare
>"i dare you to take off your pants and underwear"
>lol so funny big bro
>oh shit hes serious
>older sister giggles and shows us whats in her pants, younger takes all off
>what are those things
>my pickle feels weird
>"your turn anons!!"
>brother shows quickly, i stall
>"come on anon show us!"
>take off pants
>Girls giggle uncontrolably
>neighbor girls mom comes yelling
>get their asses home now wtf u doing
>why were they laughing tho
>1 week later house is empty never saw them again

>>726393272
>she would get my bed and I would sleep on the floor
do people really do this?

Not masturbaiting per say but this was weird

>be me 13
>Summer in Texas hot as fuck
>go swimming out back
>Change outside
>im lowering my underwear and hear the door open behind me
>its mom
>pop an insta boner for some reason
>mom sees
>She says, "someones excited"
>pushes my hard dick down and lets it spring up
>MUH DICK
>She walks back inside
>go swimming

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>>726394981

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>>726395183

>>726395245
That's hot as fuck.

I remember a story on gif about some anon's first sexual experience.
>anon got an erection and felt really tingly
>went to his mom thinking he was ill and explained what was happening
>she sighs and takes him through to the bathroom
>strokes his dick over the bath
>anon cums for the first time
>mom tells him that's what to do if it feels like that again

>>726395245
a blessed childhood

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>>726389051
I FUCKING HATE BLACK PEOPLE

>>726394463
>wtf did she think i was doing?
breaking the law in this dangerous internet. Why else would you wait for the night? Internet has only bad program after 10 pm

>>726395245
Did you still have your pants down when she did that?

>>726395543
Idk why stories like this get me DIAMONDS
Only, i would never fucking want this from my mom. That thought disgusts me

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>>726389051

>>726395029
holy shit

>>726395840
yes i was naked. She walked past me, turned around and noticed my boner.

>>726396033
Have you ever jacked it to that memory?

>was 13
>slaying the dragon
>brother slams open door
>"WHATCHU DOIN"
>accidentally bend dick 90 degrees
>let out ear piercing scream
>"YOU MADE ME BEND MY FUCKING PECKER"
>he runs out laughing

>>726392920
>say her name, see if shes up
>Jessica are you asleep. lol
>Have you ever called your mom by name?

>>726394541
underrated
truth has been spoken

>>726395543
as fake as the mother who wanked off her arm amputated son to give him the normal sex life of a teenage boy

>>726396124
sometimes

>>726395976
why tf did I laugh at this?

>>726394981
what about she did it on purpose, just to taste some young cum

>>726396319
Maybe. Still a hot story.
I haven't heard that one. What is it?

>>726391884
>she REALY yell at us that one time.
because she probably didn't want you 2 to have pinhead lobster-children

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>Be me
>Be 33
>Live with parents still (Just my mom at this point)
>Pro wanker, never been caught
>Get cocky, don't lock door
>Stroking with half a bottle of lotion to loli porn on 4chan
>Mom walks in to get my laundry
>Hands to lathered in lotion to touch new computer
>Stare at her in terror
>She sees fucked up porn
>She see my naked body half covered in lotion
>She isn't even mad
>She leaves with a look of disappoint
>Never even talked about, never even said one word

My mom is kind of a perv and I knew she used to peep through the key hole to my room because the floor boards outside my room creek a lot. Plus i can see the light in the hallway through the keyhole, and if it's dark it's because someone's standing there. So I used to fap at my computer which was against the left wall exactly in front of the door. When i was around 10 i didnt know any better, and didnt think wnyone would be looking at me through there, so id fap like no one was watching. When i first realised she was spying was when I was getting dressed after a bath and opened the door when she was leaning over. After that I knew she watched me and it was kinda exciting to think about. So when I heard creeking and the keyhole dark, I'd pull my dick out and kinda angle myself towards the door. I remember one time one particular I started cumming so I swung my chair around and stood up then started cumming on the floor in ftont of me towards the door. I remember hearing a whisper that sounded like "oh my god". These days I have other ways of letting her see my dick, like pretending to be asleep with my dick "accidentally" out. Turns out I'm a perv too lol

>>726391884
Similar thing happened to me.

>be 85, sis 78 - playing around, figuring things out
>mom is wheeled in just as sis has complete vaginal prolapse and my colostomy bag springs a leak
>she REALLY croaked at us that time
we never did it again

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>>726393406
sounds like the old /b/

>>726397032
nice dude.

wish that story could go on.

>>726394541
Truth confirmed, deserves trips.

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>>726397176
kek

>>726396424
I think it was on a question and answers site or in a forum. A woman seeked advise because she regularly wanked off her son without arms because she considered masturbation normal at her age but it put her into the dilemma that this thing was kind of an incestous relationship. But this was like 10 years ago. I also remember another story

>guy wanted advise
>his mother saw his erect penis for some reason and it was too curved in her eyes
>she wanted to massage it straight
>of course guy cummed during it but mother didn't care
>she shew him the technique and expected him to do it on her own
>he asked her to do it because he would lose concentration and start just masturbating
>his mother regularly gave him long dick massage sessions during which he came 2 or 3 times
>said they got the best results when his penis was in a semi soft state right after orgasm
>hfw his mother basically gave him long edging handjobs and he felt kind of bad

>>726389246
same here. all I was looking for was her weed stash. I never wanted this..

>>726397812
Oh shit I remember that one. Got the original?

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>>726389051
>early morning
>feel weird
>start fingering my ass on the bed
>closed door
>mom walks in
>mom walks out
>2 days later "its okay if you're gay anon, you can have a boyfriend" (because i never had a gf at that point)
>mfw

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>>726395754

Clayton Bigsby for President

>>726396605
Leave the nest by any decent means necessary.
It is time. You will feel like a different person once you've done it.
It is also a lot easier than you think.

>>726397032
Norman.

NORMAN!

You kill that filthy whore. You kill that filthy whore RIGHT NOW.

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>>726389051
The last time it happened I was watching some chick getting her asshole ruined.
Mum walked in without even knocking.
Enough time to cover my lower body with the duvet... but the porn was still on the TV.
She knew it was on but chose to completely ignore it was there in the corner of her eye.
Never spoke of it.
>The sad thing about this is... it happened in my 20's after I had to move back in with my parents.

>>726392784
Don't you think that should have been a sign?

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>>726389051

>>726398858
MILF

>>726398858
How does she talk without moving her mouth?

>>726395543
Why the hell does this shit work on me? I'm not into incest, and I would never fuck my own mom... but christ

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>>726399175

>>726398858
fake

>>726398858
about as real as WWE

>>726398858
dumb

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>>726389051
>i dont know is she knew but im 80% sure she knows
>be 24 23 im 25 now in room mum dad went to bed mum reads 4 30 mins b4 sleep
so im 30 mins in with buttplug up ass bp has a ring to tie anon up
>so im using my dressing robe(u know dressing gown...) got the rope tied thro bp n round cock..........
>.........

>>726399196
I have a thing for scenarios that let sexual acts look extremely casual. Like these japanese game shows in which you fuck your realtives as a penalty for losing

>>726397979
No and I think it was in German so you wouldn't understand anyway

>>726389177
Kek

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>>726399845
Is it this? 1/2

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>>726399882
2/2

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or you can be a good boy and not masterbate

>>726399623
Hm... interesting

>>726399882
oh so it was in english? Funny how I mix these languages in my memories

>>726395759
Oh god, that was what my mother said to me one or two years ago. I couldn't avoid laughing at her face. Even said, "do you think there's anything I haven't seen yet?"

I'm 28, and I've been on the Internet since I was 10 or so

>>726398195
Post the link to what he was watching Anon's mom

>>726399196
Yea, same. It's hot if it's someone else's mom.

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>>726399608
>.......
>so im naked and she knock on door i shit myself
>almost scram 1sec wait
>so i grab the dressing gown with no rope n hold it together with the pockets to hide boner and rope
>she gives me somthing asi take boner slips out boner sticks out
>say good night n close door she still has said nothing

worked as entertainer in hotel abroad so basically it was all the time party full of nice tourists and free alcohol

> finished work before midnight and stayed naother 2 hours with guest to chat and drink
> this 13yo is stearing at me all the time but i dont care
> drink more
> got wasted so went to my room
> freaking hot as always so sleep naked
> wakeup and see her standing in front of the bad watching me

ohh not a mom caught storry so i finish here

>>726398858
its like they weren't even trying .
weak as fuck

>>726399912
kek at the dudes reply
but im in the same boat

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>>726400590

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>>726400808

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>>726400852

Never caught me fapping.

DID catch me having anal sex with my ex-GF tho.

>17, still living at home
>Talk my GF into trying anal
>Let her know I'd done research and knew how to do it so it wouldn't hurt too much
>"Try it, you'll love it!"
>Get GF really turned on
>Play with her ass while in 69
>Do a little penny licking
>She's ready....
>Slip a finger, then two in her asshole with tons of lube while toying with her clit
>Lube cock
>Start sliding it in
>In home stretch (so to speak) and ready to blow my first load up a girl's ass
>Bedroom door opens.........

We'd been so into it and making a lot of noise, my mom came home early from church to find me balls deep in this girls asshole.

Oddly enough, she just closed the door with a look of horror on her face. My GF got dressed and bolted the hell out of there. My mom and I didn't say word one to each other for weeks, and then she just acted like nothing happened. Years later she asks "What ever did happen to Ex GF?"

"uhh... she dumped me about a month after you caught us having anal sex because she couldn't show her face in our house ever again."

My mom just kinda goes "Oooh" and that's it. Never mentioned it again.

>>726394503
Oh anon. There is a reason why they found it funny.

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>>726400808
>>726400852
>>726400891

same fag! do i fit in 4chan?

>>726389051
>be me around 13
>think masturbating only works when lying straight
>masturbate on bathroom floor before taking a shower
>never lock up bathrooms
>mom rushes in
fuck.jpg
>be like damnit mom, this fucking carpet is nuts. i just slipped dangerously...
>stand up with a rock hard boner

dont know till this day what might have gone through her mind

>>726399623
Is there a name for this

>>726401277
Let us pray there is

>>726401034
your gf was so prude

>>726400095
It happens the same to me. I think it's a sign one knows quite well the ropes of a language

>>726389051
my mom never caught me. my sister caught me watching porn once tho i was 18 she was 17. she just laughed and asked me to show her. luckily it was just some tatted alt pornstar stripping and oiling up her ass and not some weirdo fetish shit. i didnt expect her to be so cool about it

>>726401277
Just google japanese game show porn or something like that.
I also like the genre in which the women get bukkaked and/or fucked and try to ignore it as good as they can. The newsreader porn is the most common, but I also saw a lawyer in court getting groped and fucked by a man all dressed in black. I heard about scenes in which 2 women on the streets are talking while passerby cum on their faces and they just ignore. This fetish has a name in japanese but I unfortunately forgot

>>726401696
girls watch porn too

>>726389722
Best image ever.

>>726399912
>That made me hard

That made me chuckle

>>726400495
Search for "lemon party".

Does anyone here need a 33 yo housemate?

>be me around 14
>the video I was watching included a guy with a massive cock
>hear my dad walking up the stairs (door has no lock)
>shirt off, pants off (first time doing it like this) bed unbelievably messy (sheets all over the place)
>my dad opens the door without knocking
>the video just shows the guys huge cock and the girl is out of frame
>panicked and just tried to go on my bed and cover my cock with the sheets but can't move them in time
>later dad talks to me and says it's ok if I'm gay
>feelsbad

>>726398858

>on my way home

>come to my room i'm waiting

fucking matrix agent smith whore

>>726402485
should have shown him the rest of the video
"I'm not, I was just embarrassed"
problem solved

>>726402821
hehehehee

>>726401131

you shut your dumb fucking ass samefag faggot

>>726391535
>squash the bean
hee
>>726394541
>liters of sperm pumped into their whore holes
https://youtu.be/ugDaTdEglvo?t=1m16s

1:16 cachunk cachunk cachunk

>>726394463
Drugs
People are weird, once i nearly flunked a semester and was nervous about telling my parents, when i did they were like "oh so thats why you were acting strange, we thought you knocked up a girl"
I wasn't dating anyone at the time
Days latter i found that my cousin got some girl pregnant

>>726402839
I wasn't thinking, I was so panicked that I just couldn't think. I told him I'm not (but I don't think he believed me for some reason) but like a week later I got a girlfriend and spent a shit ton of time with her and I think that convinced him

mom was giving me a massage and when I rolled on my back I had a real boner and came as soon as she started massaging my thighs, she just laughed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kmrfiZ3lzM

>>726391961
kek

>be 14
>pretty good size (7.75-8")
>watching some vid w some skinny bitch screwing a cucumber
>its pretty late, maybe 9:30
>mommy walking in
>drops her wine glass
>i feel ashamed, yet insanely turned on
>she comes over to my bed and assures me its okay
>"mommy likes kinda likes it"
>diamonds
>she pulls out my big cock again and licks it
>we fuck

100% TRUE STORY NO LIE

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Not caught masturbating , this is even worse
>be 16
>3 years ago
>Have shit ton of loli on pc
>One day pc is fucking up
>Bring it to my brother
>Playing vidya while its getting fixed
mom comes in
>She's crying
>my brother snooped and found the loli
To make things worse, my sister died a month before that and she was molested when she was 12 so I feel giulty about that
>mfw my family thinks I'm a pedo

>>726403724
:^)

>>726403472
That looks so relaxing.

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Mom tucks my cock back into my pants on many nights. Wake up in the morning and cock is back in pants and cum saturated paper towels are gone.

>>726403936
Do you like that face? I can upgrade it for yous if ya want, just leave it with me for a minute...

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>>726391884
You got my attention

>>726403883
>mfw my family thinks I'm a pedo
don't worry anon there are also good sides of being a pedo in family's view

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>>726404090
I think you win. If only there was an open laptop of what you were jerking it to and we'd have a solid gold medal ready for the earning.

>>726400610
keep going

>>726395976
Kek

She only caught me once.
Made me turn the porn off and finish in front of her whilst she berated me about how disgusting and degrading porn is.

Easily the most shameful cum of my whole life.

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>>726389051
I was 13 and was using the browser on the wii, thought I was by myself so I went to pornhub. Yes I watched porn on my wii. Didnt hear dads truck pull up, he opened the door and bam there I was in the living room beating my meat to Katie Fey on the livingroom t.v.
Yeah I got grounded, and no more wii ever but mom never caught me if she did I would have cut my wrists

Not a mom story and not very good.
>I was 13, girl cousin was 14
>bored and horny
>cousin is down stairs watching tv
>start stroking my dick
>just as I'm getting hard my cousin walks in
>stands in shock for a second
>I try to cover up
>she asks me to continue
>sits and watches me jack off
>feels awkward but hot
>cum into my hand
>she asks if she can taste it
>she gets a glob on her fingers and puts it in her mouth
>makes a disgusted face and walks out again
That was it. Never had anything else happen between us.

>>726404637
Bro you made yourself do that. Could have called the cops on a pedo lady wanting you to jerk off for her.

>>726398048
no mom, i was pretending it was your ass...

>>726389051
Oh my fucking god thank kek this never actually happened to me.

My thoughts to all the horny retarded 15 year olds that don't know how to be secretive.

>>726389051
isn't this pic cp?

>>726404703
My dad walked in behind me as I was watching a black cock sucking video. He had tons of porn and was cheating on my mother so he couldn't call me out.

>>726403724
yea, and grizzly adams had a beard

>>726405451
No you stupid nigger

>>726392920
>11
>Cumming

>>726396605
average 4chan user

>>726404347
ok then
> i woke up and she is just there looking at me
> im like still totally drunk, naked, confussed...and with big boner
>what are you doing here??
> you left you key card to the room under the table so i want to give it back (i had a trick and always came to my room through terrace)
> dont really know if its happening or am i dreaming just dont care..i want to go sleep and fuck this that she see me naked
> thx
> she is still there...
> silence

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i dont know but is this real?

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Dumping some vintage porn...

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all off a 3.5" floppy disk named "PIX"

Not really the same thing but I kinda catfished my mom through a hook up site.

I knew she was using it so contacted her using some fake photos and had some dirty chats with her. It was kind of weird but hot at the same time.

We exchanged some photos, which I will admit I jerked over. The only real ones of myself I sent were dick pics as I was curious as to what she'd say.

You don't know weird until you've seen your mom praising your cock and telling you all the things she would do with it.

>>726406309
Got any examples?

>>726406169
Her skin is only like 5 shades of pixel, that's rad.

>>726389051
my mom hit me and broke my speakers

>>726391783
Kek

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>>726405531
wow

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>>726406472
right?
I have a bunch of .art files from AOL too

>>726406790
what no pls the hell those tits mercy

Not exactly caught but she probably did know and just didn't say anything

>Be me, about 15ish?
>Laying in bed late at night on my OG ipod touch watching some kind of porn, I don't remember what
>My bedroom doesn't actually have a door, just a woven sun curtain thing that raises and lowers
>Hear mom get up while I'm jerking off, figure she's going to the bathroom, so I don't worry about it
>Hear footsteps getting closer and closer to my room
>Throw the blanket over my head and try to close out my private browsing windows
>Of fucking course my itouch froze because it's a piece of junk
>Mom is in my room at this point, I'm under the cover struggling to get the tab to close
>Mom goes "Anon, why are you still up this late on a school night? What have I told you about that? Give me your ipod right now, you can have it back tomorrow."
>I'm sweating .50 cal bullets at this point, the stupid thing finally unfreezes and the tab closes
>Give mom device, she leaves and I go to sleep, she gives it back the next day and never says anything else about it.

I still figure she probably knew, what else is a teenage boy going to be doing alone at night in his bed with an internet-capable handheld device?
From then on I've been way more careful to say the least.

This is ganna sound like bullshit but I promise it isn't. Once and only once, my mom gave her friend permission to jerk me off after a bath. It started in the bath. My mom's friend who was the mom of my friend was with my mom when it was my bath time. They talked about me and my body. They talked about my penis and balls, and I even got felt up by her. It was very exciting for me, I liked how they talked about my penis looking nice and how it's so veiny. It made me feel special lol. Anyways, my mom told her that she could play with it after my bath, she insisted it was ok. Then when she agreed my mom told me that aunty what's her face was ganna show me something I would like and then we'd get ice cream. So I was excited. I never fapped at that point, I didn't even know how. So after my bath, I walked to my room, she sat me on the bed, and told me not to be shy and she was ganna give me a surprise. She took the towel off of me, and my mom put a shirt on me but no pants. My mom told me I'm special and aunty anon was very happy. She told me to lay back and relax. So there I was, laying on my back, my mom holding my leg open while she held the other and she started feeling me up. My dick stood up and she started pulling my foreskin up and down. It wasn't working too well so my mom got baby oil from her room. She put it on me and my foreskin started gliding up and down no problem. I was so red and embarrassed I started shaking. My mom told me it's ok and her friend thought I was a very handsome boy. She put my dick in her fist and tightly jerked me off. It felt amazing. The feeling of the pads of her inner fingers going so fast made my dick feel so good. They knew I was getting close by my face. My mom said look at him, he's getting close, and she seemed to love hearing that. She started going as fast as she could and then I was right on the edge! She didn't stop. Not even while I started cumming. It was my first orgasm and it was so intense!! My mom held my hands down.

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>>726406790
>art files
and I can't open any of them

>>726389051
She caught me once while i was jacking it i caught her twice fucking her boyfriend on the couch 2nd time i just walked right by they never even stopped.

>>726394503
That's actually pretty funny

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>>726406866
have a lobster instead

>>726406790
>AOL
what's that? some 90's porn game lol!

>>726407016
tnx (:

>>726406873
t.3rd worlder

>>726389246
I found my moms dildo thankfully it was not much bigger than my actual cock i sniffed it.

>>726406309
She didn't recognize the floor or any of the background in the pictures? I call BS.

>>726391783
Religion is supose to be a help, then why parents use it as punishment?

>>726391535
That is a fucking epic picture.

>>726406873
disturbing

>be me
>be 17
>coming out of the shower, pop a boner
>throw a towel over myself and walk over to the living room couch
>start stroking
>living with single father at the time
>mom just picked up her shit and left one day
>he comes home with qt from one of those dating sites
>fapping too hard to hear the garage door open
>qt walks in first looks around and says "wow, nice house"
>shitshiitshit
>throw my towel over my cock, looks like a tent
>dad walks in talking with qt, starts to show her around
>"and this is my naked sixteen year old son"
>smile and wave
>dying of embarrassment as they both notice crotch tent
>what were you doing here anon
>...
>she now has been dating my father for 3 years and always brings it up to embarrass me

>>726389051
Never happened!

>>726407496
kek

>>726407496
This is golden

>>726405806
takes time im quite busy.. so:

> she was still there looking at me in silence and im siting on my kingsize bed trying to go sleep
> so are u going to your parents now?
> i have seperate room they think i sleep
> ok.. silence again
> i touched you when you were sleeping
> WTF... what?
> u were sleeping so i touched you
> so you woke me up to give me the card?
> no.. i touched you there
> bigger WTF i realise why i have boner
> ee you should not do it
>but i like you
> im starting to feel horny because im naked and she is just looking at me all the time
> you should go sleep
> can i sleep with you?
> at this point i have really enought of it and im standing to kick her out
> she takes her panties down (she was in bikini)
> shaved perfect puss in front of me

>>726407496
-Put your dick in her mouth while she is asleep.

-Take a picture so it looks like she sucking you off.

-Blackmail her with the picture

-ultimate payback

-profit

>>726403883
this is sad anon, quit loli.

>>726407496
Your Dad though

>>726407843
Continue please

>>726403472

MODS

>>726407843
lul are you 12 or some shit

>>726404266
such as?

>>726402455
Weaaaaak

>be me
>16yo
>been a fucking ninja up to this point
>decided to buy headset for my pc to game on
>bought Medusas for awesome surround sound
>lock door and proceed to break in headset by watching porn
> sitting on edge of bed with laptop on nightstand
>getting right to the brink when mom throws the fucking door open
>scares me so bad i fucking cum everywhere
>literally shoot it in my eye
>freak out and spaz out
>hit head on corner of nightstand and knock myself out
>tfw you're passed out, naked from the waist down and covered in your own jizz

>>726406873
I remember "things" that to this day I don't know were real, a dream, or just my imagination. I remember wanting to play this game called "up down" with (I'm pretty sure was my own mother, and I think I must have been 5 or so years old. i also remember straddling over top of her with my underwear down and I remember her playing with my genitals. These are not fun memories. I really want to believe that it didn't happen, but II know that it did. I actually remember masturbating at about 5 years old and I didn't like it. I never had the chance to ask about it because she had an affair and left when I was 7 and I never saw her again.

>>726407088
KEK

>>726408734
Anything else happen with the other woman?

>>726389246
I did too. It was sad because it was just a simple vibrator, not even a dildo... and literally nothing else in the whole house. sad.

Anyone on here have nude pics of there mom or sisters

>>726396148
I literally had to wipe tears from my eyes I just laughed so hard. Epic

not a story about getting caught.

but my parents had a home movie porn that me and my sister came across when we were younger. it was a home movie of us going to Disney land. we used to watch our home movies all the time. it ends and the camera is rolling for a minute or two then bam you see my mom giving head to my dad. then a big ol money shot. I used to masturbate to it when I was younger.

>>726407843
sry guys english is not my strong side ;) Just to say i was 22 then and im a type of guy who can really punch someone in the face when u wake me up to soon and as i was drunk it ws only thing that i wanted to do.. (and for the mods she was from consent are 13 same as me)

> So shes just took her panties down
> you should really go i want to sleep
> shes again with her "dont you like me thing"
> grabed my cock
> ok you can stay but let me sleep (angry but horny)
> i cant sleep here.. my parents will know
> still rubbing my dick and im letting her dont know maybe more because i dont care that drunk i am
> this need to stop
> i grab her pussy
> shes like scared jumped back
> I hought this is what u want it?
> shes like silent dont know what to do
> i never done anything like this she says
> i come close to her shes already close to the wall
> grab her again
> go sleep think about it come tommorow if u want it
>give her the key and just go to bed dont care if shes still there or wathever
> blackout
> morning comes...

hi

Mom didn't niece did. Room downstairs door cracked 730 in the morning cranking it to her yoga pants from previous night comes in to see if I want breakfast mid stroke says ohmygod goes back upstairs doesn't mention it. 19 I'm 26

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>>726408684
Kek

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>be me
>15
>never had any sexual contact with a girl
>super horny and curious
>walking from kitchen into dining room
>doggo walks up to me, sniffing my crotch
>pull my balls out the bottom of my shorts so she can have a lick
>doggo sniffs balls a little and gently licks me scoring
>mom walks in to the dining room from the living room
>make eye contact
>she looks down and smiles
> I look down at the floor, put my balls away and go to my room
>we never said anything to each other about it

>>726408506
you are uniqe in your own way!

>>726408734
Up down? So she jerked you off? Do you remember orgasming? What type of stuff did she say?

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>>726399546
SHUT UP WRESTLING IS REAL REEE.

>>726394346
yeah i went through a phase when i was about 13 of animal fucking. feels strange man.

>>726407843
>13yo
>shaved pussy
If this doesn't end with the Loch Ness monster, you're one sad, moronic liar.

>>726410808
this is pretty normal dude, most of them get public hair about 10/11yo

>>726410808
>public hair

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>>726391147
>be me
>mother of five
>find autistic son watching naked woman licking toilet seat
>walk out and try to forget what happened with a glass of wine
>autistic 14 year old son comes out with a wet bump which I can only assume is his autistic boner dripping
>looks up at me and says "Mom everyone does it"
>Mfw my oldest child licks toilet seats naked.

>>726392920
With all the things that never happened this never happened the most

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>>726411464
fucking gold.

>>726401239
Underrated

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>be me
>13th birthday
>wake up naked with a rager
>decide to start the day off right
>normally i beat off under the covers just incase
>decided to treat myself and only have my legs under
>i think my door is locked from last night
>push covers down so the form a mound of covers forms between the door and my penis
>cool breeze feelsgoodman
>I start beating off
>wanna make it last so i start edging
>edging tends to make me cum more
>try edging for as long as i can
>finally blow my load all over myself
>attempt going for round 2 but the cum all over my dick makes it too loud for comfort
>enjoying the moment before cleaning up
>mom opens the stickers her head in

>happy birthday anon

>I have my cum covered cock in my hand still
>she continues smiling at me like im not holding my cum covered cock in my hand

>th-thanks mom

>I slide the covers up a bit more to cover my dick
>not sure if she is just trying to make the best of the situation or if the bunched up covers actually covered me up
>she engages in small talk about me feeling older and what not
>areyoufuckingseriousthisconversationcantwait.gif
>she eventually leaves and im confused
>there is not way she didnt see my dick but why the fuck did she continue convo
>literally never spoke or hinted to the event ever again

>>726409745

for the haters she didnt really look like 13.. more like 15-17. but lets get back to it

> i wake up in the morning
> day off only one in a week
> hangover a little but not that much as i would expect
> open beer and goes to shower
> while im showering i hear door opens
> shes there with my beer i left on the desk in the room... naked
> cant really believe shes there..and yes she took my key when i went to sleep
> point of no return
> i take the beer say some bullshit lile "so you came" blah blah
> she come to the shower with me saying she was scared yesterday but shen know what she want
> goes sudenly on her knees bj time
> nothing i can do..
> she dont know what she is doing
> starting to give her tips
> gets better

brb

>>726389051
only fucking and twice different gfs too pretty funny

>>726389051
never happened, mom never came upstairs
but my sister was next door and she came in when i had a fat ugly chick on my screen
at least my dick wasn't out

>>726411946
>> starting to give her tips
But did you give her at least 3.50?

>>726395228
>do people really do this?
Sleep? Have cousins? Have floors?! What are you asking???

>>726412430
read the fucking greentext in the post you're replying to

>>726412397
fuck you i dont need to tell the story if you don like it. What is you story? that you shaved ball for first time a week ago?

>>726399882
>>726399912

This mom seems pretty based, her son has a problem and she is trying to help him in a professional way.

Surgery is never good, fuck that.

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>>726405593
Grizzly Adams did have a beard

One time, I shit you not. I was mid jerk, pants around my ankles and my mum walks in. Walks straight over to me, i barely have time to cover my dick and she hands me a eulogy for her friend who died a few days before. She's like "tell me what you think" and i'm sat there naked from the waist down like uhhhh... yeah its good...

>>726395183
i hope you're proud you helped get them sold into sexual slavery

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or did you catch HER

>>726389246

I found my parents bag of sex toys when I was in the 6th grade. From what I saw my parents were freaks of the highest order but no matter how much I looked I never found any pictures or other shit.

I tried to be careful about putting shit back the way I found it but eventually I think they caught on that I'd been digging around in their stuff and one day I went to look through their stuff and it was gone. Never found what they did with it after that.

>>726413456
Only reason anon should feel bad about this is because anon didn't buy them

>>726413484
but to be precise tell us what you've found in that bag of toys?

ive got a couple cause when i was like 10-18 i would rub one out like 7 times a day, started when i was 5...
>be me, 13
>cousins are over visiting they rented this massive house
>my family visits now and then and i usually sleep over
>mom tells me that i have to go back home with her in the morning to check pets
>annoyed but whatever
>fall asleep
>dont lock door
>wake up in the morning
>diamonds.wav
>Start to get out of bed
>wanna rub one out quickish
>suddenly here door opening
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>"Anon are you awake i can hear yo--"
>Looks at my erect dick through underwear
>turns 480 out of room
>avoided her for the rest of the trip

>>726393966
Every guy should know about the prostate thats the male gspot you'll cum in seconds and cum buckets.

>>726411946>

> so im at the moment shes doing bj with hands on my ass
>turning really pervert.. if i manage to get to this point i want it all i think
> stop her
> if u want to proceed u need to go all in and do everything i want
> but i need to go to breakfest with parents
> you want it or not?
> yes
> so swallow
> i dont know...
> u said u want it and thats just beginning if u go all in
> she looks at me for a second i see she noticed my change from someone who was not interested much about her
> she looks at my dick for couple of seconds and starts sucking again
>good girl

>>726400610
keep going

>>726413473
You have more of your mom she's hot

>>726413902
>be me 9-ish
>still kinda getting into my wanking stride
>wake up in the middle of the night
>mooooooom i cant sleep
>"it's ok Anon climb into bed here"
>Should've aborted me
>trying to fall asleep
>sudden want for dat pleasure
>found this weird thing where i can lie on my stomach but still wank
>start goin to town
>"Anon"
>STOP! Oh for fucks sake
>"Could you stop making the bed shake? I cant sleep"
>Yeah? Well i couldn't wank
>what a cunt

>am 16
>started the daily jerk
>finish
>lie there with my meat out
>knock at door, quickly pull sheet over
>its my Dad
>found out my mum was cheating, marriage is over
>sad but also trying to keep meat concealed
>20 minutes and a hug later. dad leaves
>think he knew
>contemplate shit for next hour, dong remains out

>>726413473
This shit is so cringey.

When I was a kid my mom borrowed a box of video tapes from a friend of hers who had like every movie in existence at that point. There was just bunch of stuff that this lady thought we'd like and a lot of it was lame animated kids movies but at the bottom of the box were a couple of porn movies. Inside Desire Cousteau is one I remember and there was another one I've never seen again but it wasn't homemade or anything definitely a bad 70's professional porn movie. We found those after digging around and my friends and I were watching them trying not to get caught but then my little brother came and of course if we were up to something he wanted to know what it was. We didn't give a fuck and just kept watching it while trying to pay attention to the sound of my mom downstairs so we could turn it off in time if she came up to check on us.

Eventually we all got too engrossed in the fucking on screen to pay attention and my mom walked in on us all and threw a huge shit fit. Mostly I got in trouble for my brother being in there watching them too.

In hindsight that was a pretty bad bit of judgement there on my part.

>>726395754
monotone hair style, skin color and hair color, eye color.. why do people care so deeply about these "people"

>>726397905
That makes two of us.

>>726395754
WE HATE YOU TOO BRO

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>>726389051
>be me, 14 and horny
>stay up past bedtime in order to do homework
>decide to forget homework and beat the fuck outta my dick
>no porn, trying lefty this time
>heythatsprettygood.gif
>I'm laying on my back, dick in the air
>mom walks in
>OHFUCK
>"anon, what are you doing?"
>explain that I have razor burn on my dick and I was examining a cut
>she kept asking if the cut got better
>mfw she actually believed me

>>726414480
Discovered the internet when i was like 11 found porn not that far afterwards
>be me 14
>wank-a-thon
>winning first place
>literally wanking so hard my balls are hurting from the constant bouncing
>mom walks in
>on phone
>SHUT IT DOWN mode engaged
>time slows down
>mom turns on lights
>i turn off porn
>mom turns around facing me
>no time left
>thank god for quick reflexes
>slide under desk
>dick pretty big, hits desk and kinda bends back
>mom lies on bed behind me still taking on the phone
>oblivious
>mom ends phone call
>acting casual sliding dick back into pants
>eventually mom leaves
>I have master the art of stealthy wanking
>I am Master Ninja Wank

>>726413665

3 or 4 vibrators, various sizes. One was enormous, another one was a basic-white one, and there was a smaller one that was gold. There were a couple of dildos. Basic beige rubber dicks and shit. A strap on rig (I'm pretty sure my dad liked being pegged because he was a homophobic asshole his whole life) and a pile of porno magazines.

It's weird seeing something and thinking "That was probably in my mom's pussy" but it's even weirder thinking ".... and I bet that was up my dad's ass too".

>>726414035
anyone still reading it?? dont know if continue or go back and concentrate on my work

>>726415328
Yup

>>726415328
Still reading

>>726403032

>1:16 cachunk cachunk cachunk

Zozzle

>>726395029
LOOOOL

>>726404090

I feel bad for millennials.

>>726415227
quite impressive collection! how did you felt about fact your dad likes being rammed with dildos in the butt?

>>726396148
Fucking kek

> how do you greentext?

>Be me
>Be like 10 years old
>Humping one of my blankets on a pillow
>Feels good man
>Hear mom walking down hallway
>Pull up underwear and run to the bathroom
>Blanket gets caught in underwear
>Run past mom with blanket sticking out of my underwear
>Hear mom laughing her ass off
>Lock self in bathroom

>>726414035

ok so i continue

> so i cum in her mouth i remember i grabed her hand on my ass and while i squized them i droped the load.. she didnt know to stup so i said to slow down
> she looked as if she was about to throw up
> i remember saying something like get used to it i will do it again
> she suddenly stand up and said i need to go
> got fucking scared in a moment.. was i to hard for her first time? is go going to cry/ tell
> when she was leaving bathroom i just sked were are u going
> i told you i need to go for breakfast
> when do u gonna come back?
> i need to be there in 20 minutes so give me 40
> 20 minutes? i grabed her close to me and stared kissing
> again she dont know what shes doing
> put her on the bad and started going slowly through whole her body
> i remember she was like paralized
> when i was almost down i asked her did she ever had orgasm
> she said she had never even kissed before.. WTF
> somwere between 2 and 3rd orgasm i started to lick her butthole (i love it)..
> she was suprosied and tried to stop me
> u said all in so be prepared that i will stick it there later or dont come back after breakfast
> she didnt say anything jast relaxed
> made her come again and she had to go
> she put her bikini on and took my key

>>726415141
Do people shave their balls at 14?

>>726389051
Mom caught my porn history once. She just got mad at me.

Once she was drunk at night and came into my room. She pulled up my covers because she thought I was masturbating. But I wasn't.

I wonder what would have happened if I she saw a hard-on...

>>726397176
Thats funny shit right there!>>726397176

>>726417801
>I wonder what would have happened if I she saw a hard-on...
you wish she sucked your schlong?

> at a community service project for friend
> have to go home to pick something up
> whole family at the community service thing
>i tell them im going home to pick up the thing
> in high school so always horny and never any time with the house to myself
> decide while im home, it is the perfect time to jerk off
> on the family computer in guest room
> jerking it and in the depths of high school porn browsing
> i hear the door open
> i run into bathroom

cont?

>>726417605
I remember these two brothers I went to school with from 7th grade to high school. They were twins. The younger one loved to tell the story of walking in the bathroom to find his brother trying to shave his balls with a pair of scissors. He gets surprised by his brother walking in on him and snips a piece of his sack off, and you can see the snippet of bloody skin on the ground. Gets the crowd rolling every time and older brother usually walks out of the room when it gets told

>>726406309
pics or it didn't happen

>>726412397
kek

>>726417957
>you wish she sucked your schlong?

No, that would've been disgusting.
.
.
.
I would've asked her to climb on. ;)

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>>726397176
most kek

>>726412648
dont listen to them bro, they're just trying to be funny
please continue, for the sake of my bonner

>>726408256
Not illegal nigger, shut up

>>726407496
Aww yiss jerkin off in the living room

>>726395754
Is that daneeeee?

>>726417370

> after she left i had to go and buy condoms.. it was qute funny because there was only one shop in the hall of the hotel and i had also some fun with one of the girls that was selling there
> plz god let there be the other one
> theres the one lol
> i buy more beer and 2 pack of condoms
> is it for me?
> facepalm
> put it back in my room and went for the breakfast
> we had a special table in the corner for entertainers only but we coudl eat same all inclusive as rest of the personel
> she is there with her parents on the other side of restaurant
> in middle of breakfast i see she finished and goes away
> after i finish i go back straight to my room wondering if shes there
> open the door and she is there naked on my bed,,,damn
> she just said something like just pls be gentlle at beginning
> dont worry first warmup... 69
> it was not really 69 because she could not cncentrate on it..she sucked for 2 minutes and jsut ended sitting on my face
> i was alredy at the moment were i suck her out and her ass also..she didnt say anything about it
>after a while i just took her virginity..missionary classic.. didnt want her to feel pain or anything because she was really brave in my opinion.. and i was bit scared not to makre her leave

>be me
>14 yo
>huge ass covering my whole screen
>start fapping
>door semi-closed
>mom breaks in
>sees and shouts
>closes the door
>get nervous
>decide that the best thing to do is go to sleep
>wake up
>go to eat like nothing happened
>go to school
>tell all my friends about it

>>726419153

> it was crazy day
> i remember that i came like 3 times during sex.. tested positions that she didnt know
> last one was doggystyle.. i was like already half way flacid after orgasms with finger in her but
> lick me i said... she was again suprised but did what i tell
> i bend over and tell her to lick my ass
> she was literally licking my ass and fingering it .. we switched to anal fun
> when i was hard again i told her to bend over... she knew whats comming
>i dont know..blah blah
> ill be gentle i said
> i was licking and fingering her as before so it did not take much time to loose her
> i put it in slowly
>after some soft beginning i finishedd laying on her.. fucking per i am..
> i still imagine this as the scene from irrevesible.. im sick i know
> i finished in her ass and after this we went sleep
> we had sex later untill evening when she had to go..unfortunetly that was the only day i spent with her.

bonus: after years she found me on FB just to tell it was best sex experience in her life.. my gf read it and we broke up becasue of it.. After years still i think it was worth it

>>726420355
Oh man pretty hot story anon. Do you chat with her on fb.

>>726420955

nah i think se deleted it.. She had some weird letter in second name so not sure if im searching it correctly but because of the GF stuff i deleted her and the msgs and now cant find her anymore. i have her photo somwere on old email only thing to rmember her

> Be 16, at home, its about 2 on a Saturday
> Dad is at work, his GF is at home
> Well guess I should fap
> EricaCampell.jpg oh fuck those tits
> Fapping furiously
> Dads GF enters room
> "What are you doing anon"
> Dosen't leave
> Finish with her watching
> Cum so hard

>15ish
>idiot, door open, didn't hear her get home
>head peaking around corner, "hey anon---"
>"oh!" and walks away
>freak the fuck out
>had this bump from an ingrown hair or some shit on my balls
>muh pride
>go to her room, drop trou
>i noticed this, any idea what it is? kind of worried after looking it up online
>hope she just assumes that's what i was doing and didn't literally see me jerking, just pants down

no idea if i fooled her.
had to have a doctor touch my nuts because of it, too. which stinks because i've still avoided a physical all my life.

>>726389051
she was pegging me from behind and didn't bind my hands behind my back.
it was the last time.

never got caught but lots of close calls

basement computer
jerked off everyday
mom always came down to do laundry
have about 5 seconds from hearing the door open to ramming my cock back into my pants
dont forget weed underneath ashtray

i always used a large brown barrel that had a trash bag in it to blow my loads. was like 10 feet away. still came in it when no bag in it. after hundreds of loads that fucking thing was obviously a cum dumpster. pretty sure my parents knew my brother and i jizzed in it

also found my bros gfs dildo. stuck it in my ass several times. only rinsed it off. never washed it
kek

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My sister was five years older than me and when she moved out, I got her room. She had a lot of boy trouble growing up and would take boys into her room and lock the door. Parents didn't like that and removed the door, leaving her and eventually me with a sheet tacked to a door frame instead. I asked my dad to give me a door for the frame but he didn't get around to it.

I was about fourteen and doing what teenage boys did best, masturbate frequently. I was having a hard time, about 3 or so hours into trying to fap but my mom would walk in every fifteen minutes or so to ask me some inane shit like reminding me the trash needs taken out or something. After that second hour I was starting to lose my mind when something my dad had said during a long, drunken rant struck me.

"Why do you care what other people think?"

So the next time she walked in, laundry basket in arms, I didn't stop and hide my actions like I had before. I didn't even break momentum. I turned my head to her and, still fapping, asked, "Can I help you?" She blanched, turned around and left. Didn't speak to me for the rest of the day. Next day after school, there was a door with lock in my door frame.

Tl;Dr Outshocking someone is surprisingly
useful.

Pic related.

>be me, around 12-13
>Visiting female cousin who is either 13 or 14
>She hit puberty fairly early, so her tits are fucking awesome and she's hot as fuck
> Can't help but get a boner when she's in the room, even though I'm trying not to think like that
>Try to excuse myself into bathroom
>Keep in mind my parents were at the grocery store and we are only people in house.
>Cousin notices boner as I'm walking out.
>Guess she's been feeling horny from puberty as well
>She comes over to me and gets on her knees
>Whips out my dong and starts caressing it
>She takes off shirt and tits were fine as fuck
> I nut on her face and my eyes fucking burst it feels so good
>She licks it all up
>Never speak of it again
>Hate life

>>726401824
Its called sharking

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>>726420355
here have it.. sorry but i cropped ms. as i said she did not looked at her age

>>726423639
Yeaahhhhhh... in reality you just went to the bathroom, cracked one out to the image of her doing all that and then went back in and resumed chatting about the show you were watching.