What does /b/ think of birds? Odd question probably

>>726384203
some are cool, some are assholes. like people

I think they're a lamer pet than fish

they re carrying to many diseases im afraid

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In a world of rekt threads you wanting to know if i like birds or not is by my standards pretty normal.

And yes! I love birds.

gif related

I like them.

I like to hear them chirp.
Some have awesome coloring.
I set up a humming bird feeder every year.

>>726384203

they're fucking beautiful. Anyone who doesn't like them just got shit on when they were a kid (literally shit fly by), or they're just jealous that humans can't fly.
What's not to like about other animals in nature?
It's fascinating, seeing all walks of life and how they've evolved over millions of years to fill a niche we never could have imagined.

>>726384703
More like this

>>726384203
These are neat too

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birds are allright i guess

>>726385193
No, anon

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>>726384203
Where my ducks at?

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>>726384203
Birds with arms are best.

I present to you, Australian Brush Turkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-B2gcvFWyc

Looks like a Velociraptor, keeps eggs like a lizzard. The final frontier!

>>726384571
samefag
Lemme rephrase, wild ones can be neat to watch real, peaceful and all that but its a no go on the pets

Birds are based af

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>>726385319
better?

>>726384203

I love them. I hand feed garden birds from my window.

>>726385574
made me laugh

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>>726385711
Nice dubs fam.

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>>726384203
Birds are great. I have a Senegal.

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Birds with arms thread?

>>726385601
Tits or gtfo

fun to stare at while being arrested

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>>726385818
dubs are easy

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Birds are a great source of internet fun.

>>726385392
Damp mound
Hmmmm

birds...

>>726384203
literally the future of organisms on earth, they are superior in everyway.

I for own welcome our avian overlords

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I think about getting a pet bird. What type should I get? Is there one I can have alone, afaik they should always be bought in pairs right? Especially since I have to work, so nobody is at home.

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love 'em

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>>726385859
Fuck yeah birds with arms thread.

Let's get posting.

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I live near a big old church that apparently is housing for jackdaws. They seem cool. Mornings and evenings they usually hang around here, just sitting in the rooftops of nearby apartment buildings doing bird meetings or something.

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>>726386258
fuck you

>>726384203
sky niggers

>>726386209
Don't get a bird. They're one of the neediest pets. Gotta have a lot of time for them.

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>>726386336
Did I hear birds with rms thread?

*salivates*

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>>726385870

>>726386209
Fish.

OP, hells yeah, birds with arms

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I like birds. I go birdwatching sometimes, binoculars, flask of tea, the works. Fresh air, exercise, see some cool stuff where I live. Pic related.

>>726386802
Legendary

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They come if .gif form now.

The future is somewhat okay now.

>>726386403
That's a crow, Unidan.

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I feel like I'm the only one contributing.

I generally base which wine bottle i get based on what kind of animal is on the label.

Preferably bird.

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>>726386762
great, gotta get rich then.

>>726384703

faggot

>>726384571
that's probably because a pet bird would be smarter than you

I fucking love birds

>>726388652
This is me when I shower

>>726388354
This is my kind of post.

Birds are so beautiful they don't need arms to be excellent.

>>726385540
what

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>>726385691

>>726388545
I love fucking birds.

>>726385723
Birdy Sanders:
> "The best bird seed is owned exclusively by the top 1% (of birds)"

Birds have to be extinct because they are animals. I dont need birds and i dont care. I do my best to contribute yesterday i killed some big shitbird with white head and brown feathers. Kill em all

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>>726385723
>>726389147

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKM0P9gWx7k

>>726384203
Fuck seagulls.

>>726389392
i can smell the autism from here

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>>726389144
Nice post!

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>>726389392
Why'd you kill the paradise shelduck anon :(

>>726386659
>nice one

>>726389412

This is the dankest meme in the world

>>726389617
>Posts the almost exact opposite of birds with arms

>>726387088
This is a game-changer...

>>726390201
this one got to me

>>726390357
fuck

>>726387713
>not naming this gif something about boobie or tit...

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Parrots are douchebags.

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name our band

>>726387920
"Now that's a pecker!"

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>>726389617

>>726390734
Derpy and the beauties

>>726390734
The greatest motherfucking band on earth

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>>726390872
I'd eat her eggs

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>>726385857
My girl has a Senegal and it's the meanest cunt of a bird I've ever met... But it loves her so whatever. I gave up trying to get friendly with it a long time ago.

When the time comes, I'm planning on getting a Caique. We'll walk around the house, him perched proudly on my shoulder, and I'll be all, "YOU'RE A SHITTY PARROT. LOOK AT HOW COOL THIS GUY IS. HE'S NOT ALL SHITTY LIKE YOU," to the Senegal. Maybe it'll cause her cunty ass to reconsider... And if she doesn't, it won't matter. I'll have a badass Caique.

>>726391341

More bird fan fiction

>>726391341
Caique = awesome parrot

>>726385540
Am I the only one creeped out by that guy's eyes as they track the borb?

anyone got anything on bats? I know they're mammals but i think they're pretty cool

>>726392391
YES!

>>726392391
Sauce?

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>>726391200

>>726390734
Flock of Cunts

somebody post the geese v/s cats greentext

>>726392789
I'd fuck an egg into that birds cloaca.

Pretty cool

>>726392709
http://giphy.com/gifs/request-bird-neck-zYozxVguaisYU

>>726388167
Hummingbirds are cool as fuck nigga

>>726384570
Moar

>>726391341
Maybe it just doesn't like you, probably for a good reason. You seem spiteful to the point of autism.

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>>726394038
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/vareoth

>>726394360
Based anon