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peak shitposting

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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peak shitposting
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Bumping for gk
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bjaczpuzyr
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good morning friends!
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I hate friends
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I love you Juliebean <3
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love is an emotion for the weak, you must destroy all kindness and affection to be strong

t. the edgy character in anime
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the fucking meme should seriously be called expanding mind, not expanding brain. fucking distasteful name, -10000 meme points 0/20
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You should already know that I am weak. So as long as I'm stuck here I'm gonna keep my love ~
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I will have to slay you to end the weakness.
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Yes please!
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My life just feels uncontrollable.
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oh right you wouldn't have a problem with that

>>726382049
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait :D
fuck there's my weakness

must be edgier
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the fucking meme should seriously be called expanding mind, not expanding brain. fucking distasteful name, -10000 meme points 0/20
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SNUGGLES I LOVE OYU AAAAA <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3,3<3<3<3<3<3<#<<3<3<3<3<3<#<3
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lily pls
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um you know on second thought I should do the dishes
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>>726382072
How do I into self-control and discipline and good routines and whatnot.
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I'll pls u daddy <3 ;3

omg snuggles why don't go please daddy
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>>726382086
why expand your mind when you can expand your dong?

Not having one isn't an excuse
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>>726382273
You're asking me? Today is the first day in over a week I've gone 24 consecutive hours without a drink.
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>>726382334
the fucking meme should seriously be called expanding mind, not expanding brain. fucking distasteful name, -10000 meme points 0/20
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>>726382452
>caring about what a meme is called
you should expand your brain
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>>726382431
I've just been drinking beers every day.
I know vaguely how and where to apply effort to try to make things right again.
I think I just lack the energy for such efforts. I mean, it's kinda pointless anyways.
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>>726382634
the fucking meme should seriously be called expanding mind, not expanding brain. fucking distasteful name, -10000 meme points 0/20
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>>726382680
it's all fucking pointless

god I need a drink
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just call me the meme rater
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>>726382718
Which one are you?
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>>726382333
well... when you put it that way
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>>726382874
Thanks daddy <3 I love you

>>726382860
Everybody's favourite c:
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>>726382773
Yeah but sometimes I can see that getting lost in that feeling of pointlessness is pointless.
Ignoring it isn't right, since you'll always come back to it. Just have to look beyond it.
You can have an gud time somehow.
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>>726382874
run, dude
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>>726383018
I have to deal with this terrible class right now. It's about mapping and she's playing the MTV videos on race.
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>>726381416
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>>726383001
I meant on the political chart, and besides we all know freklz is everyone's favourite.
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>mfw I realise I'm (not) on /r9k/
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>>726383143
why are you so gay scales
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waw
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>>726383105
Although I haven't thought enough to actually make a solid conclusion on it, I've been developing the feeling that school is driving me absolutely mad.
I don't know if getting a job and that jazz will be better, but I need something else.
I'll be doing a phone interview for an internship in two days and it excites and scares me.
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>>726383150
avery is my wife

>>726383249
WAW
HOW ARE YOU DARLING
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>>726383248
inability to converse with women
lack of emotional support
poor high school relationships
cocks are nice
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>>726383328
>phone interview
*inarticulate internal screaming*
But yes school is driving me mad too. A friend of mine is dropping out and I agree with him.

>>726383446
Wow that's homophobic of you #bornthisway
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>>726383379
i'm okay
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>>726383495
I just need to have an anxiety attack the night before or the day of, and I'll be fine.
I don't want to turn into Mae.
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Oh shit it's Scales everyone act casual

>>726383379
pls gay marriage is immoral
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>>726383495
I was mostly straight until late high school. Bi master race.
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WAW

>>726383566
WOW THATS ALL I GET
EVEN AFTER LAWST NIGHT
BABY PLEASE
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>>726383658
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>>726383604
An anxiety attack will HELP? Good god.

And you TOTALLY want to turn into Mae.

>>726383670
tfw I've basically been gay for as long as sex existed in my brain
I started with straight porn but imagined myself as the girl ;~;
such cases
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>>726383658
It's not gay if he's wearing a skirt
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>>726383748
>>726383748
>>726383748
>>726383748
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>>726383706
you what
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Drop out and become a 5-star chef so I can buy snacks from you.
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>>726383741
I've found it just purges the nervousness out of me.
Well I'm kinda getting there to be honest.
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STAIRS PLS GO

>>726383842
your pictures are so foggy
post better
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>>726383748
>>726383806
No you dumb fucks that's exactly why it's gay
I know you have a vagina izzy

>>726383736
sup babe?
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>>726383928
I just meant you want to be a cute catgirl.

>>726384002
WHEN I'M WEARING A SKIRT
I'M
A
GIRL
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>>726383933
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I could never live with myself if I actually dropped out.

>>726384093
I just want to feel like I'm at least a small fraction of a decent human being.
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OH SHIT I'VE BEEN HAD
ABORT
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>>726379634
I'm not into this weird fetish stuff, no offense, but I have a question

Are ears in drawings like pic related meant to be "real", or are they like a headband? Are there instances where the hair is pulled back revealing a 2nd pair of human ears for a total of 4 ears, or when the hair is pulled back there's no ears and it's just flat skin?

pls respond
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>>726384127
oo sexy gootman
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>>726384183
I just want my life to be fucking easy.

>>726384249
>Are there instances where the hair is pulled back revealing a 2nd pair of human ears for a total of 4 ears, or when the hair is pulled back there's no ears and it's just flat skin?
you're not supposed to think about it that hard
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>>726384093
Yeah but we're not talking about you, you soft-cocked tripleslut.

Izzy = girl
freklz = girl
girl+girl = gay

freklz wearing a skirt only cements this

Nigga I do math I know how shit works don't bring in your namby pamby bullshit to my posts.
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>>726384361
who even are you
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>>726384310
That'd just be boring.
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ql81e_54Uw&index=4&
Sorry it's layered on top of Jojo maymay
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>>726384361
No that's lesbian it's pure love, because they're both cute girls.

Now if one of them was fat it'd be gay.

>>726384498
I can't watch it since i'm in this terrible class.
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>>726384284
no touching
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>>726384249
Usually if they have cat ears, they shouldn't have human ears. The hair covers that bit cause it does look a little odd

>>726384454
r u srs
who else calls you izzy except maybe darwin
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>>726384531
>if one of them was fat it'd be gay.
>>726384531
>>726384531
>>726384531
>>726384531
>>726384531
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>>726384310
>you're not supposed to think about it that hard
Now that it came to mind, I can no longer unthink it
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S-same.
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>>726384683
There aren't ears under the hair. Almost all catgirls are drawn with hair that covers their ears because the alternative is some real uncanny valley shit.
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>>726384546
WHY

>>726384568
YOU ARE NOT POSTING YINGLETS
AND YOU HAD TO ASK WHICH ONE I WAS
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tbqh I can't live with myself even in college so it's not too different

>>726384531
Yeah it's definitely diminished without sound.
Doing easy things is boring.
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>>726384839
I kinda hope my friend drops out because he's better than me at melee and I want to have something over him.
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>>726384531
But women don't feel love, SF
They're all cold-hearted monsters.
A bunch of incels told me so

>>726384772
>YOU HAD TO ASK WHICH ONE I WAS
see >>726383150
omg you don't even read my posts
you're so awful I am leaving thread IMMEDIATELY and not returning for at least 8 hours
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>>726384568
>>726384766
Are there any drawfags here willing to draw a quick example of what a girl with cat ears with hair pulled back, with no human ears would look like?
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>>726384971
no but they're not women they're CUTE GIRLS
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That is why college is about distracting yourself from college as long as you can.
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>>726384971
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ON THE POLITICAL CHART I DON'T UNBDEERSTAND
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I genuinely loved school for the longest time.
I think my lack of a social life and my aptitude at running away from my problems is the real ordeal I'm going through.

>>726384896
I just feel empty.
Gave up Melee and so much shit along the way. Wish I could do it all.
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>>726385254
The problem is you work too hard at every single thing. The reason right now I'm managing to do 2 jobs, take classes and have hobbies is that I don't work very hard at any of those things.
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>>726383741
be the grill

>>726384002
just got home from the mall
it was awful
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>lack of social life
But you literally live there. Are there not things you can do to get involved? Though I guess larger universities are different. I am halfway through a class I am taking at one and I still do not know anyone; even in my class.
The latter is a bit tougher.
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>>726385685
that's pretty much been my entire sex life

in fact I think the only time I've not been wearing at least one article of female clothing during sex was when I fugged an grill
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>>726385368
Work too hard. Right. I always waste countless hours on unfulfilling activities like getting / eating unhealthy food (which I barely even enjoy anymore), watching useless Youtube videos/memes, and hating myself while playing Overwatch.
I can only wish that I had no time to do these things and was actually working too hard.
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I'm sleepy still
Juliebean come snuggle me to sleep

STAIRS PLS GO
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>>726385862
that sounds terrible
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ENLIST YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR THAT PURPOSE

>>726385878
Well I know for a fact you USED to work too hard, but now you're all burned up I suppose.

>>726385931
Yeah not wearing panties was rough for me.
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the fugged part I mean
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>>726385862
Did you have a good time though?
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>>726385983
>>726385980
>>726385858
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you like it katie don't lie c:
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>>726385980
y r u not anubis catgirl yet
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>>726386062
what's that
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>>726386012
I was too drunk to really enjoy it and I'm not into it psychologically

>>726386091
anubis is a jackal that doesn't even work

>>726386046
S L U T
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>>726386062
SO THERE ARE A 2ND PAIR OF EARS

this just raise more questions
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I'm not perpetually giving off a "let's be friends" sort of vibe. I just go to class, do my thing, and go back to my room. That's how I know things, and that's what I seem to prefer.

>>726385980
I just lost my sense of direction. Guess I was just going fast enough that when I finally crashed I just got fucking destroyed and can't get back on track.
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BUT I WANT YOU BABY PLEASE

>>726386124
the idea of julie sexing a grill
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anyone have two rabbits one fox? I liked that movie
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>>726386211
A-am not.
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>>726386213
IT DEPENDSON THE ARTIST
I usually shun art where there is two sets of ears because it looks silly
STOPTHINKINGBAOUT IT

>>726386046
you disgust me
definitely slut
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I'm not a fucking cuddle machine.

>>726386240
You literally ran out of gas.
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>>726386211
jackalgirl* yet
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>>726386395
because after all this I am still a man

also human

but I can play pharah and pretend
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>>726386251
It is strange to consider tbh
>>726386457
yeah that works
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You are definitely a cuddle machine.
I'll give you alcohol.
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>>726386211
that's lame
alcohol is dumb
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>>726384683
i do my best
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>>726386383
I am not, and no one asked you.
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sold

>>726386506
justice rains from above
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>>726386388
I'm not sure what I need to move on from all of this.
Probably something disastrous that just fucks me up.
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>>726386600
justice a massive bitch
git fukt by the first authoritarian.
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alright get your bum in my bed, cutie~

>>726386551
You are definitely a slut. Suffer.

>>726386506
you definitely like it.
>>
leave a trail of shotglasses and I'll be right there

>>726386709
what?

>>726386697
you could do what I do and engage in unsafe sex with complete strangers until you want to kill yourself
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>>726386758
You have no proof.
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>>726386758
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>>726386804
I dont even know wanted to call you a bitch and it didnt really fit.
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>>726386903
yeah it was just confusing
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You are going to make me pour the shots? Can't we just share the bottle in bed? I have a 40 of whiskey

>>726386818
suffer

>>726386808
I have evidence of you being slutty. Does that not make you a slut?
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>>726386941
I blame sick
everything is sore and my head hurts
thinking hurts more than it usually does also
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>>726386946
buttpix
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>>726386804
Not my sort of thing. I don't want to be anywhere near the pathetic, fat, old pieces of shit who advertise their lust online.
What'd destroy me the worst would just be to skip an exam or just like totally deny the call for this interview.
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No no just put the shotglasses down so I don't get lost

I'm very easily misled.

>>726387066
try drinking yourself to death

>>726387115
Hey, not everyone I whored myself to was pathetic fat and old. Some of them were pathetic fit and young.
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I do not mean going up to random people and talking to them.
I mean getting into events where you talk to people, but like in an objective-based way. Like say I go to a conference and talk to some dudes about their research.
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You are so high maintenance. I only own one shotglass.

>>726387082
dear lord no I don't trust you with anything
you're one of THOSE people who saves everything and uses it as blackmail
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>>726387274
the first part is true, I dont use them.
for actually anything really.
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Fine then keep it I just might be late since it's a long way to vancouver from philadelphia if I don't have a trail of shotglasses guiding me
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>>726384249
I think this is a great question
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I don't want to go to dumb clubs or events.
Yuppers, creating my own problems. What a life.

>>726387170
I don't mean to criticize you.
I have my own seemingly uncontrollable urges, personally with food.
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>>726387274
also
>only having one shotglass
I have like 14
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omg baby pleeease

>>726387400
STILL NO

>>726387474
I drink like once a season and usually at other peoples' houses. When I do drink at home I usually don't measure anyway so why bother
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>>726387611
>>
I can't do EVERYTHING.

>>726387465
No I know and your rationale for not engaging in my degeneracy is 100% reasonable anyway.
>>
>>726383905
where does this drawings come from
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I mean I do not know where else you expect a social life to come from.
Need to solve them at some point. Or at least drink it away until you do I guess.
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>>726386946
But you don't have evidence of that.
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fucking hipsters and their not linking
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julie what is katie like irl?

notlinking bestposting

>>726387805
your sexy anime men cannot persuade me

>>726388076
>>726386046
s l u t p o s t i n g
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>>726388236
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katia is a cute girl but also a 32 year old gay russian businessman
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>>726388344
this is not true do not lie to me baby
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That's the thing. I hope I haven't really done it this entire time. Don't think I have.
I do acknowledge that it's a problem, but it's not something I'm going to complain heavily about, and it's not something I'm likely going to fix. It's not some
>omg loneliness hurts I wish I had friends
>tfw no significant other :(
bullshit. I can just see that it affects me in ways that I perhaps am not even aware of.

>>726387474
I only have one that I bought at my school bookstore.
>>726387851
My rationales and attitude and whatnot would have probably been different were I more comfortable in my own skin.
We can each have our own degeneracy.
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scales_irl
laying down now zzz good night
>>
>>726388528
shots and books are fantastic
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>>726388550
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>>726388528
I'm not comfortable in my own skin, I'm just so violently horny sometimes that I get over it.
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asdfdfasdADSFASDFASDVADVADFVADasdfasdf
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>>726388831
I know nothing better than masturbating, so I'm not too disappointed by the lack of sex.
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>>726388528
Yeah that is kind of my deal too.
Because I am so far away from school, it is difficult to maintain an outside-of-class social life, even though I am known to a lot of people. That and the fact that I distract myself too much has made the last two semester horrible for my gpa.
I probably will just take a leap of faith and move out closer when I transfer, even though up until this point I have yet to take a single loan.
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anyway gotta finish this work bye
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>>726388831
Darlin' being comfortable in your skin is for faggots.
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Pool's closed
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>>726388477
it is
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>>726389432
[doubt]
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>>726389158
Having trouble focusing and studying lately. I should actually be studying right now. Not sure how I even made it through last semester.
If it's possible, I think living at college or at least in the area is good. But don't strain yourself for money for this if you really can't afford to. Glad I'm here for free, but then I get that guilt complex due to being a shoddy student.
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