Anon, did you ever do smth that would get you in jail?

nt cops

>>726377851
>picture
Is this blondelil_19?

>>726378083
idk

moar?

>>726377851
online

>>726377851
>smth
This is how I know you're an asshole

>>726379679
subtle bump, OP

File: haram.jpg (10KB, 238x211px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 238x211px

>>726377851
Committed arson once. Wasn't caught. It was before my puberty days.

>>726377851
ofcourse, who hasn't done anything illegal

Yeah I was pretty drunk at the time I can try to greentext it if someone is interested

>>726380089
do it anon

>>726380089
please

>>726380089
I am

Also, OP. I went to jail for a weekend.
If that counts.

I manufactured counterfeit Pepes and dealt dank memes.

>>726380199
for what?

>>726380243
I kinda did the same thing.

Expect it was dollar bills and drugs.

Went away for 10 years.

>>726377851
fbi pls

File: police-raid.jpg (16KB, 380x249px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 380x249px

>>726380243

>>726377851
I got arrested for less than a gram of weed in South Carolina and went to jail (got bailed out)

>>726380286

I just dropped from friends off from a St. Pattys day party back in '14

Here's a list of what I went down for.

>Speeding (55-40) I didn't know where I was
>Drug paraphernalia
>.05g of Cocaine
>1g of weed
>open container
>MIP (Minor in possession of alcohol.)

File: 1486117068770.jpg (56KB, 471x501px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 471x501px

>>726377851
>smth

kill yourself nigger

>>726380488
Lol. I live in South Carolina. What part did you get arrested in?

>>726380686
I've done some illegal shit too (the arson mentioned before, vandalism), the typical ADHD teen shit, even though I don't have ADHD.

>>726377851
Telemarketing=wire fraud, postal fraud, drunk driving, fraud over $5000, impersonating a public official, assault....AMA!

>>726381135
Define Postal Fraud.

What did you do?

Nice try FBI.

>>726377851
As a truck driver I've hit & run more than once. Lucky there are never cameras around when I do it I guess.

>>726377851
ive done things that GOT me put in jail

>>726380742


>>726380488
SC fag here too. 843/803

>>726380686
It's paddy's day you fucking yank cunt

>>726377851
Trafficking class a narcotics...among several other things. but i did 5 years in the pen. did a year in georgia for fraud. so yeah. btw being locked up fucking sucks. i don't recommend it

>>726381448
I go to USC here in Columbia.

We just beat duke a basketball

>>726377851
yeah i smoked weed once.

When I was 37, my 33 y/o wife brought home the neighbors 16 y/o daughter for me to fuck.

ofc, some pedo stuff

File: 1324784632334.jpg (46KB, 618x494px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 618x494px

>>726377851
>be me at 15 years old (LONG time ago)
>drunk with friend
>walk past auto repair shop around midnight
>see car parked with keys in ignition
>take car on several hours long joyride
>neither of us has a license
>car is dragging muffler on the ground the whole time
>put car back when done (we're not niggers)

>robbery
>armed assault
>vandalism
>selling/using drugs
>underage driving (high and drunk)
>owning illegal weapons
>tons of cheese pizza
>walked across the street with a red light
idk if it's illegal for me if I was 13 and fucked a 14yo girl (consent 14 here)

>>726381534
You did 5 years for trafficking narcotics?
Were you on the DarkWeb buying shit, or just shipping stuff to people you knew?

>>726377851
4 or 5 times a week at this time of year, multiple times daily come september
downloading tv shows. i also pirate music and movies which is now punishable by 10 years here.

>>726381537
i watched the game in the bar, we played a great game.

im bout an hour out from columbia, deep in the sticks

File: 1487567462312.jpg (15KB, 400x480px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 400x480px

>>726381534

>>726381812
Hell yeah brother. 88-81 :)

>>726377851
Everyone has dummy.
/thread

fucked a minor. if you can, do it

Yes.

Sold the devil's lettuce once
Lots of theft

File: 1482938927681.jpg (63KB, 600x449px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 600x449px

>>726377851
That girl.. Was convinced by the thumbnail it was CP.

If anyone knows where to find more, my cock wpuld appreciate it.

As for me.. My crimes tend to mostly be statutory rape.

>>726381985
scumbag thief.

>>726381599
greentext story

>>726380742
>>726381448
>>726380488

4 SCarolinians in this thread? I'm 843/864.

>>726377851
probably

>>726377851
Fucked a girl on her 13th birthday when I was 19. Fucked a 17yo when I was 30.

>>726381928
rimmyjust if ya gotta snapchat .

>>726382249
I think there's only us 3.

I've changed around 200000 Wifi router SSID's to:
>hitler_did_nothing_wrong
>gas_the_jews
>twist_nigger_heads_off
>i_fucked_my_sister

in less than a week.
automated.

>>726382408
rimmy?

>>726381537
>>726381812
ah im also in Columbia, I work at a bar in five points

>>726382478
No fucking way.

Which Bar? I go to 5 points all the time

>>726381287
Through telemarketing, if the proceeds of crime are sent via USPS or a courrier service (ups, fedex), that's considered mail fraud.
I would pretend to be Canadian border officer and tell people that if they wanted their winnings from a Canadian contest, they had to send me a certified check. That's the impersonating a public official. ..

>>726381681
nigger detected

>>726382566

I piss in the beer at 5 points.

>>726382178
By your thumbnail images I'm convinced she's 18

More

>>726382433

I thought it was:

1. original person who got arrested for weed
2. second person claims to also be from SC, asks where first person is from
3 some random person responding to first two, states he's from sc
4. me

Which one are you?

>>726382746
Welp. Good thing I don't drink the over priced beer down there.


>>726382905
The one that goes to USC

File: 1467036497004.jpg (232KB, 1125x1500px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 1125x1500px

>>726382785
Of course she's 18.
All the girls on 4chan are over the age of consent.

>>726382672
faggot with no life detected
everybody was young once, but unlike you I was outside with friends instead of fapping to cuck porn.
as a northern european I bet I am more white than you faggot

>>726382249

USC or Clemson?

>>726382343
I had the opportunity to fuck a 17 yr old when I was 30. I bitched out. She even said to me, "have sex with me!" Then when I was 35, I had a 16 yr old in my bed who wanted to fuck me, she was in her panties and again, I bitched out. Both times, the fear of the girl saying something and me going to jail made me limp as a wet noodle. I regret both now because I'm 40 and haven't had any opportunities to fuck a chick in years!

>>726383002
>over the age of consent
14 in my country. keep posting

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

>>726382566
Can u guys have ur gay "small world" talk somewhere else?

File: 1469426034402.jpg (151KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 750x1334px

>>726383121
Maybe in your country.
My posts are 18+ obviously.

>>726383257
Fuck off.

>>726383010
I'm 100% German.Not a faggot nor am I lifeless. I was brought up properly and not like a lowlife, nigger thief

>>726377851
I bought cocain before

File: 1489619483250.jpg (37KB, 420x408px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 420x408px

>>726383257

>>726377851
Yes, but don't worry, the statute of limitations is long expired on them, so I win! Hooray for me, and hooray for the statute of limitations!

>>726383264
post more 18+ grill pics

>>726377851
Yep.

>>726381448
Cola fag here too

chillin in forest acres

>>726381569
Underage newfag detected

File: Capture+_2017-03-20-18-34-09.png (1MB, 1370x1848px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1370x1848px

>>726383367
Found your small world club jacket

File: 1445291779573.jpg (51KB, 684x912px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 684x912px

>>726383747
The internet is full of this legit legal porn.
Why must I?

>>726383257
suck my carolina dick ya pussy

>>726382478
do you know kurt?

>>726383934
Too old

>>726383934
variety is the spice of life, anon.
i've never seen these grills b4

>>726383924
And you wouldn't believe how many dipshits in 5 points would where this.

Two counts of rape.

made a few hundred over a week with stolen games on steam when i was 15

>>726384053
wear*

>>726384053
wear*

>>726381681
Just cause you said you were 13 when you arrived to the country from your third world shit hole doesn't mean you are 13 you sandnigger immigrant.

I used to be a driver for an escort. She was ugly and drank in the car and im pretty sure she was selling drugs as well. She gave me 50$ per visit, which was pretty insane money for driving her around and listening to audio books or going to dunkin donuts.

>>726381763
This, Britbong torrenting the shit out of the internet and no-one can do anything about it. 10 years my hairy arse.

>>726377851
No nothing to see here officer.
Just minding my own business as usual.

File: 1489945070384.webm (1MB, 570x480px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 570x480px

>>726384021
Fair enough.

>>726382905
I'm none of the above

>>726384322
Those last seconds.
I can imagine the side of her fingernail slicing the side of his dick.

File: 8707656f98f798dff7b5cb361b0b798f[1].jpg (35KB, 736x599px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 736x599px

>>726382905
>>726382433
Lets figure this out

REPLY TO THIS POST ONCE IF YOU ARE IN S. CAROLINA

>>726384618
Yep.

>>726384618
ONCE

>>726384618
I go to USC. I live in Columbia.

>>726384618
Sure am, Southern b/ro.

yea i probably would get in jail for smth i did. cant tell in monitored chat tho

Went on disneychannel.com without parents permission

>>726384886
sicko

>>726384837
This is an anonymous messaging board.

>>726384618
Yee haw, hell yeah boy.

File: rxMgIzE.png (1MB, 1117x1600px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1117x1600px

exposed another man's wife

>>726384824
>>726384805
>>726384762
>>726384699
>>726384618
>>726384942

shit 6 people from south carolina

Don't know if that is a good thing or bad thing considering this is a thread about doing something illegal

File: laugh.jpg (22KB, 400x274px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 400x274px

>>726384912

>>726384912
not anonymous anymore if police would want 4chan to submit my ip

>>726379817
You just got bored and lit shit on fire? Was it intentional?

>>726385001
We do what we can in this state

File: 1490050900633.jpg (56KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 700x700px

>>726383002
What kind of a fucking angle is this picture taken from? the wrinkles on the bed dont make sense and what part of the bed or carpet is she actually laying on

>>726385097
lol

>>726385037
>>726385052
Get a VPN? Jesus Christ, who doesn't have one now-a-days

>>726383121
16 here

>>726385160
>using a vpn to access a vietnamese lithograph appreciation website

>>726385052
Exactly. 4chan may be anonymous to posters, but it's not anonymous to police.

>>726385001
Shee-it Cleetus, that sure be a lot of people from South Carolina.

SOUTH CAROLINA FAGS

Get in here.

https://us21.chatzy.com/65418134155798

>>726385160
vpn ips are mostly banned from 4chan for cp (from what i'veexperienced)

>>726385351
no way am I clicking that

I may have the education of a South carolinian but I do know enough to not to click random links on 4chan

>>726385339
Fuckin' A, Clem.

File: Archer.jpg (10KB, 285x177px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 285x177px

>>726381681
>(consent 14 here)

Ah Germany. The Alabama of Europe.

>>726385365
Most paid VPNs arent

>>726385504
age of consent doesn't mean its legal to video tape it tho, still a crime.

>>726385465
It's just pics of my cock. we should get together and suck each others uneducated redneck cocks

>>726385339
Now Jovus, that sure DO be a lot of people from South Caroline. Remember yo gramma.

>>726385704
I do...I miss her

>>726384618
Me five. 803

Me and my friends got wasted once, and completely fucked up a brand new multi million dollar house being built that was near completion.

Stupid builders left the back door open. We were about to leave on account of all the doors being locked, but the last one we checked wasn't, so we went in and it escalted from there.

Smashed shit up, poored paint all over everything including down the sinks and on the roof tiles. Spray painted the walls etc..
Was underage at the time, so not sure about jail, but was probably one of the worst things ive done lol..

File: NoNotReally.jpg (53KB, 350x469px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 350x469px

>>726377851
This one time, I assisted my government by committing some cybercrimes. I took over a poorly secured mail server and disclosed the contents to a media outlet (but only the contents that were harmful to someone my government does not care for).

>>726383002
Do you have more

>>726385507
i dont consider vpn's safe enough to pay money for. i'd be fine with a 4096bit encryption vpn. thats smth you'd have to find first tho. (anon studies it-security)

Yeah, sold meth for about a year and got busted in a sting.

>>726381390
Bad driver? Or just stupid shit lol

>>726383109
how do you being 35 get a someone that age in your bed

serial arson
import class A for supply
thefts/burglary

>>726385887
actually you seven

>>726385932
Of course it was the last door you checked you stupid nigger. If you found one unlocked, why would you keep checking doors?

>>726386116
being able to form a complete sentence would be a good start

>>726385932
Also, these days. I drive stoned pretty much every day. Although in all honesty, im still a better driver than most fuck wits on the road. I believe a tired or angry driver is much more impaired than someone who is stoned but smokes regularly.

File: FCUjC7m.jpg (19KB, 250x228px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 250x228px

>>726386195
Why did you feel the need to post this?
Who's the real nigger here?

>>726385118
>>726383002
Shit what

>>726377851
>>>726383002
>Do you have more
Moar

>>726386195
You must think you are real clever with your semantics. It was the last door / window to left to check. There, ya happy?

>>726377851
sell cocaine, mdma, lsd, cannabis, mushrooms etc...
Hack computer with dark comet for money
use stollen credit card for buy online
Talk every day in severals deep web board
and I'm only 19... yes it suck I know...

>>726382566
lol so see why I can't say on here
>>726383977
Kind of

nice dubs

>>726386384
The last door we checked was unlocked. Well duh you fucking retard. As opposed to "We found an unlocked door but kept checking to see if anymore were unlocked."

>>726386581
see
>>726386716

>>726386626
> sell cocaine, mdma, lsd, cannabis, mushrooms etc...
> Hack computer with dark comet for money
> use stollen credit card for buy online
> Talk every day in severals deep web board
> usually steal things at the supermarking
and I'm only 19... yes it suck I know...

>>726386716
I always think people mean to say "The last door TO check" but are just not good at words

Identity theft and rape.

Also some minor stuff like death threats etc. But i doubt those would land me in jail.

>>726383002

She has down or severe autism, you faggot

MOAR

>>726386938
you really rape somebody ?

File: 1440635702233.jpg (11KB, 236x235px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 236x235px

>>726380243

>>726383121
Fucking Germans, Alabama of Europe

>>726377851
Mods!!!!!

>>726377851
>fucked my 12yo sister and her friend for years
>set dumpsters on fire
>blew up people mailboxes using lighter refillers
>set a couple blue public mailboxes ablaze
>burnt down some guys shed because he shot my dog
>lots of traffic violations
>assaulted a lot of minors (fights at the mall with kids under 18 because they needed an ass whooping)

I could go on. But I won't. But I could.

File: 1476452996381.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>726384525
Inexperienced girl?

>>726385118
Are you fucking high?

>>726386496
I do.. But sorting through 6,000 pics takes time.

>>726387067
Yes. She didn't report me though, managed to convince her i was a good guy and it was all "one big misunderstanding"

File: 1438539076800.jpg (23KB, 289x292px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 289x292px

>>726382461
Based

>>726386859
All of those are nice drugs, which people should have. With the exception of cocaine, which is for rich niggers.

There was this time I was driving on the road and the light ahead turned yellow but I kept driving because I thought I could make it but it turned red when I was in the middle of the intersection. I have never been able to wash myself of the shame no matter how many times I bathe in bleach.

>>726386657
Did a project with him for a year once. He was/might still be a bartender of Attic

>>726384618
yo

>>726387319
usually I only sell mushroom because I grow my own, I can show you the picture of my recent harvest if you are intereted

>>726387294
How did you rape her? Did you drug her first or what?
I doubt if you were an ally way predator, you could convince her it was a misunderstanding. Although that sounds like a funny story.

Tru tor piggie back on someone else's ip. Or change your ip every 20 min

>>726387138
Bless us

>>726387136
elaborate on the first one please.

>>726387294
omg, is she have a brain ? xD
good job man

>>726387533
Always interested.

I live in Melbourne Australia, and magic mushrooms grow in many parks around town, so ive never bought them.

I once shot a man

>>726387736
just to watch him die?

>>726387132
It always baffles me,
More than 2/3 of anons are utter losers and virigns. 3/3 of Moderators are utter losers and virgins. How in the fuck are anons supposed to disntinguish jailbait from actual cp most of them had never seen any puss before? MOREOVER: How in the fuck are MODS to do it?

>>726387565
We were friends. I knew she liked it a bit rough. So one evening i started rubbing her leg. She kinda shyed away. I didn't stop. Forced her down and managed to get her panties off. Fucked her right then and there.

>>726384618
lets see some kelli hortman nudes

beaufort sc

File: 1487993738115.jpg (20KB, 628x502px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 628x502px

>>726382343
Fucking sweet, dude. Tell me more about the 17 yr old and how you did it.

>>726384993
Jesus take that away. Unexpose, unexpose!!

>>726387499
8th

Yeah, when I was 16, I screwed an older girl behind a tree. She was 23. Cops had to come pry us apart. Guess we were too loud.

>>726387736
>>726387794
Was it in Reno?

>>726387880
9th SC person

>>726387619
My sister was needy band type girl. Smart, but not super popular. She hit the age where she started getting curious about sex and shit. Started being lewd around me. After a while of her wearing down my sense of morality, I stuck my penis in her vagina. Then she told one of her friends about it. But the friend was cool and wanted in on the action. So I fucked her too. My sister didn't want to fool around with the friend so there were no happy loli threesomes.

>10 years later and I still fuck both of them when I see them but I live hours away now so it's not often

There are 85 Unique Posters in this thread and 9 of them are from SC

We are illegal as fuck

>>726387845
How did she react to that? Was she responsive to it at the time, or like struggling / crying?

File: 42342564364.jpg (50KB, 715x789px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 715x789px

>be me
>be 25
>invite new server girl at work to party.
>she comes, happy.
>Both get drunk, she disappears while I just play beer pong all night.
>get too drunk, realize I drove, gotta crash.
>shit forgot she was here.
>scour house looking for her, find her in room passed out.
>poke, nudge, ask if she's OK.
>nothing
>shit shes out, can't let anyone take advantage.
>think of ways to keep from happening
>go to garage, see large zip ties.
>grab a bunch
>zip tie her pants, shirt, closed.
>next morning she freaks out.
>tell her what happened.
>got a BJ three weeks later.

>>726387794
>>726388020
How the fuck do you fags know about that? Someone must have snitched. I'm gonna fucking kill Ricky that basterd

>>726387396
I think he does, I don't really hangout there

>>726377851
So many things but Im not a nigger so I am smart about it and dont get caught.

>>726388205
Struggled at first. Then went into numb survival mode. Cried afterwards.

>>726377851
I went into a controlled area without my TWIC card

>>726387987
What country you from?

Big fan of DMT.. You can synthesize it from many trees here and Aus. Always wanted to make it myself but never got around to finding the trees.

Had a friend who is super smart make some a few times, although he explained that it was super easy with the right stuff.

>>726388442
Lol RIP her dignity.

File: 1467037618825.jpg (154KB, 1031x977px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 1031x977px

>>726387602
Be blessed my son.
This is the girl from >>726383002

>>726388040

Quit counting dudes, post some nudes!

Kelli Hortman use to be Kelli Cowart

File: pepe1488434323785.gif (286KB, 888x666px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 888x666px

>>726380243

>>726383002
downy?

>>726388620
Only SC nudes I have are of my wife and she is from NC so no

>>726388762
meant to say "only carolina nudes"

>>726381665
Buler?

File: signal-2017-02-09-125808.jpg (395KB, 2672x1503px) Image search: [Google]

395KB, 2672x1503px

>>726387725

>>726377851
https://www.rabb.it/Killbot12 cops

>>726388617
Lol this bitch looks under 18. Although some 18yo's look like children still.

File: signal-2017-03-15-192914.jpg (120KB, 1080x1704px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1080x1704px

>>726387725
this is my biggest mushroom

>>726388617
okay serious question:
How can ppl like fucking like that? my dick cant do that when i am hard, and it feels reall uncomforatble when trying. what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

>>726388761
That's what i thought, too. That angle makes it look like she has mongoloid head shape.

>>726388617
You are truly our saviour.

I shall pray for more blessings.


Amen

>>726388617
Who the fuck took that picture!?

>>726389061
Some guys can bend that way, some can't. I can't bend very far that way, but I can get close to that pic

>>726389061
I assumed it was a porn only position for the camera angle. Reverse cowgirl is okay but girl has to be leaning back (not forward) because benis don't swing the other way.

>>726388551
dont go in the wild for find the tree, its a good way for be poisoned.
Buy Mimosa Hosilis root bark online, its a plant who contain DMT and you will never find a cop who know that, its safe ;)
Then you can extract and crystalize it with a simple STB tek

>>726384993
Where the hell do you live that doing that could land you in jail?

>>726388617
moar pls

>>726389315
AB > STB

File: 87589101.jpg (87KB, 625x430px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 625x430px

>>726377851
No, have you?

>>726388539
Oh fuck, son. Brutal.

>I work on a boat that ships oil
>"Let me see your card, Anon"
>the one day I forgot my wallet
>starting shipping oil down my pants

File: WP_20140510_002.jpg (1MB, 1456x2592px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1456x2592px

>>726388904
Nice, those cubensis?

Here is a crappy photo of some i picked a couple years back.

>>726388617
This bitch looks like she's in high school, wouldn't be surprised. She looks like some 14 or 15 year old to me.

>>726389138
It looks like there's two different guys fucking her. The second guy is way more hairy.

>>726384618
Myrtle beach,

I hate tourists so much!

>>726389418
I dont do acid base, I know the produce amout is bigger but I usually skip this step by let my preparation soak in the salted basic water for a while and I shake it very often ;)

>>726389681
Congrats, you are the 10th person in this thread from SC

>>726389061
If she sits upright, or leans back on to me (where you can rub her clit at the same time), then its good, but if she leans forward like in the pic, then its kinda uncomfortable for me personally.

File: signal-2017-03-13-234916.jpg (510KB, 2080x1560px) Image search: [Google]

510KB, 2080x1560px

>>726389535
yep, I grow B+, Amazonian and Mazapatek
Oh and look this picture, the red color is cause by ascorbic acid, I throw my fresh mushroom on it because it stop the oxydation process and the amout of psylocine is bigger, that a very good tips my friend :)

File: ddaught.jpg (117KB, 1164x619px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 1164x619px

When I was about 5, I witnessed a much older relative make out with a much younger neighbor. He baby sat us and they were always together locked up in the bedroom

>>726389685
It doesn't really take much longer and all you need extra is vinegar. I used to make DMT, but it's been a long time. Naphtha is no longer legal here, so I'd have to travel out of state to buy it. What do you think of the following substitutions?

Pickling lime instead of sodium hydroxide
D-limonene instead of naphtha

I've done it with pickling lime before, but I've never tried with d-limonene instead of naphtha

File: 1483042679623.webm (249KB, 528x724px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 528x724px

>>726388761
>>726389018
>>726389061
>>726389124
>>726389138
>>726389361
>>726389624
Does nobody else have material to share of 18+ sluts?

Btw this 2mb size cap is killing my ability to post good shit.

>>726389315
Researched this a little while back.. Importing organic material like that is super hard in Aus, unless its already here..
Which is why i decided to find a tree becuase they are super abundant in the right places..

Havnt looked into in a while though, so if i could buy the stuff that would be much easier lol.

>>726389777
same everytime i see that i cringe and hold my dick lmfao

File: Saturday.gif (429KB, 500x196px) Image search: [Google]

429KB, 500x196px

>>726387130
Yes, yes, the Archer reference was already made.

>>726387138
Where might one find pornographic videos of 18+ year old girls?

>>726390175
for lime yes its a very good idea, but check the PH before.
For the D-limonene i'm not sure, I have read article a while ago saying that there is some residual after the evape and it can cause cancer, but If you only have this...

>>726388617
Found it, name is Madison Chandler

http://bestpornpics.xyz/gallery/169068-madison-chandler.html

>>726377851

amazing how long this pic of a 12yr old snatch has been up on here

>>726390326
I buy mine from this website
Its extemely cheap and discreet.
They mark the packaging as "terrarium substrate"
http://gaiana.nl/shop/ethnobotanicals/mimosa-hostilis-jurema/

>>726390453
Im pretty sure the internet is like 70% of what you just asked for.

>>726388551
>from
Oh and I'm from France ;)

>>726390703
Anyone who's ever seen 12-year-old snatch knows that pic's not 12-year-old snatch.

>>726390703
She's definitely 18+ bruh

>>726390953

anyone who has been here longer than ten years knows what set that 12 year old snatch is from

>>726390703
What makes you think she's 12? She doesn't look 12 to me, honestly she looks like she's 18 to me, or at least in her early 20's.

>>726383924
does this jacket come in an xxxl?

>>726389138
>>726389662

It's just one dude. POV headcam, it's not that hard, though with a view like that, be he's fucking diamonds.

>>726383002
She looks down with the syndrome to me!

>>726390953
I think it would be best to provide photographic evidence, so that a proper comparison can be made.

>>726390744
Lol terrarium substrate..

Might be worth a shot.
Last time i tried to import some salvia, i got a letter from customs saying that they have seized my package, and if i would like to discuss it further, i am welcome to come visit them. So naturally I ignored that haha.

This seems a lot less suss though.

>>726386116
Happens more often than you think.
34 years old, had a 15 year old begging for the D.

Daddy issues?

Not really

You know those tags on mattresses that say "do not remove under penalty of law?"

Well, I ripped one of them off!

dealt a bit of e and acid at uni.

File: carol-youre-not-my-supervisor-youre-not-my-supervisor.jpg (96KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 500x281px

>>726390419

File: 1465577295165.png (1MB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x1600px

>>726391251
Those girls are fun.
No regrets here.

>>726391243
For tell you the truth, now I dont think I will continue to cook DMT because its fucking cheap on the deep web theses times.
But I would like to try cook some Mescaline soon or maybe MDMA if I have money for the supply.

>>726390940
Haha you french guys love your mushrooms. I always get asked for them by french tourists at festivals.

>>726386029

you'll drop out soon if you keep saying shit like that

>>726384322
Thats a terrifying handjob

>>726391630
Too much hair in the wrong places. Please try again

>>726386116
>how do you being 35 get a someone that age in your bed

Being buddies with her sister's boyfriend. The 16yo wanted the D (his), settled for mine, thinking it might get her some of his. We all had a foursome once, so I guess it worked.

I guess it was worth the risk, 'cause she was pretty hot: 7/10 face, 10/10 body, 3/10 skills...

>>726391694
Bah. In australia, people get away with selling it for $250+ a gram. Which is on par with MDMA.
Seems like you could make a killing with it here, considering how easy it is to make.

http://viio.net/my

>>726384618
Upstate SC area near Greenville
What's up, y'all?

>>726391767
How's a 12-year-old supposed to get good at something if she doesn't practice?

>>726391630
Due to the fact that I was in a relationship at the time and the fact that she wanted to visit me from out of state for the sole purpose to fuck. I didn't end up going with it unfortunately.
Regrets here.

Loled<

To anyone in this thread: is this cp? I dont know if i should be aroused or not, some are saying its a 12yo so very conflicted

>>726391948
Nice ad infested malware fortress you got there anon, faggot.

>>726377851
i saw a little girls bagina once

>>726391915
wow that fucking expansive Oo
go buy your drug on the deep web, its ULTRA EASY, the quality is wonderful when you buy from a vendor who have a lot of good review and is way more safe than buy drug on the street or at festivals.

>>726392120
Let your penis decide.

>>726391973
11th sc

>>726392120
Some said this webm >>726384322 is a 12 year old giving a handjob, which is retarded.

She looks to be at least a teenager if not in her early 20's, I've seen girls that are 18 or 20 and they are petite with young faces, could easily pass for high school girls.

I got consent after intoxication, heavy intoxication...

>>726377851
>>>726391251
>Those girls are fun.
>No regrets here.
Someone needs to man the fuck up and push this thread to the limit.

>>726392120
It's within 4chan rules to be aroused as long as you *believe* she's 12.

>>726392366
I'd rather listen to how other idiots landed in jail and laugh instead of getting locked up myself.

File: 1460744465440.jpg (61KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 500x667px

>>726392048
You missed out.
I cheated to take a young girls virginity a couple of years ago. Still fap to it today.

>>726391984
True. It's a risky venture being a girls first sometimes.

>>726391842
Whatever happened to "beggars can't be choosers?"

>>726390539
God bless you

>>726392214
Perhaps you are right my international friend.
Need to get down with this new age of technology and have my drugs delivered by mail haha.

http://viio.net/mz

http://viio.net/n0

>>726392623
Would fuck this so hard

>>726392623
She wanted me to pop that cherry for her too.
Thanks for piling on the regrets man.
:(

>>726392623
Beggars can't be choosers yes.


But beggars keep on begging.


Moar pls *beg*

>>726392623
>Whatever happened to "beggars can't be choosers?"
Ever dealt with a real beggar? Fuckers can be uppity sometimes.

>>726392142
Lol what did you expect clicking on a random link, with no context?

Strangled the neighborhood cats but I'm not sure that's illegal

>>726392144

noob
did you at least touch it?

>>726392870
Hahaha.

>be me
>homless guy askes for cigg.
>offer to roll him one
>"rollies? Fucking disgusting mate, where are the real cigarettes?"

Lol get fucked ya bum

>>726392989
>not sure if that's illegal
ultimate kek

>>726393008
No I told her to put her clothes back on.

>>726393310

her age?

Stole a Ballon on free balloon day

I made napalm once and set it off at my local school park in the open and ran away when the fire department showed up at 2AM.

File: 1452772761475.webm (1MB, 768x432px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 768x432px

>>726392797
>>726392830
Young girls are a great fuck.
You get to own them completely.
They don't know what to do, so what happens is handed over to you.

> took the girl I mentioned home
> told how how to suck my cock
> had her spread for me while ate her
> gave her her first orgasm from another person
> fucked her condomless until I was ready to cum
> asked "do you want to know what cum tastes like?"
> a slight head nod and "mm hmm"
> I pulled out and came in her face and had her suck me clean

14 was the age of consent at the time.
I cannot describe how pleasurable the experience was. My cock is twitching as I type.

>>726385568
maybe, but they don't cry rape in the 1st world here.

>>726393445
Ah, the joys of fatherhood.

>>726393372
Probs 4 or 5

>>726393715

then you didn't miss nothing special.

>>726393893
the pussy isn't, but the crying and tears are

>>726377851
broke into a bungalow - turned it out belonged to a deceased old lady so no body called the cops

broke into 2 cars and did damage to them

attempted to grab a street jogging girl by the tits (she blocked my hand) and ran away

consumed many drugs

sold various drugs and counterfeit money

caused a fire on top of a city monument

smashed a car's windows

many speed tickets, including a few driving 50 miles over limit

purchased cigs and alcohol while underage

brought drugs (small amount) across a border

fucked an under-aged girl (she 16, me 20)

fucked many many hookers

took company vehicle for a ride w/o permission and was caught

beat up some punk and was arrested for it

accidentally broke my bail conditions and was re-arrested

fuck, i'm a criminal :-/

>>726380688
Seconded

File: IMG_1456.png (2MB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 750x1334px

I raped this girl in college in a bathroom

>>726391973
Woah I wasn't even going to join this thread.

I'm really close to Greenville. I live in the majestic Simpsonville

>>726387736
Did you tell mama?