Hey fags. In jail. Trips decide what I do

>>726373648
Follow the rules. Contemplate the error of your ways. Pay fines/do the time. Try to be a better fucking citizen in society.

find a iron cup

>>726373648
>what I do
not much, evidently

>>726373648
Jerk off

where r u

>>726373648
Take a shit on the floor and then smear it on the walls

>>726374171
>>726374171
Rolll

bang your head on the wall

Jerk off in front of female COR

>>726373648

PISS YOURSELF
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ask for a dildo

>>726374367
Reroll

>>726374407
reeeroll

rolll.

rolllllllll.

>>726374407
rolling for this

>>726373846
Ok dad...

Call 911. Report yourself for having a phone in jail.

>>726374407

this nao

rol.

Start chanting "Black Lives Matter!"

>>726373648
Prison Riot

rallo.

>>726374561
roll

rillaori.

>>726374367
Roll

>>726374561
rollin

Rol

Bang your head on random shit while singing "what do you do with a drunken sailor" falsetto

Take off pants

Start spitting at officers

harg.

>>726374407
roll

blibblo.

>>726374692
Roll

>>726374407
Start the pissing

>>726374691
C'maaaaaaan rerollin'

>>726374561
this!

put your dick through the bars

>>726374692
This

fiao

>>726373648
Drop the Soap

>>726374566
Nice double

eubbl.

>>726374561
God dammit, now I want this.

>>726373648
Shit on the floor and throw the half of shit to out of cell, crying alluah akbar

suicide by cop

>>726374561
this

clunbb

>>726374561
max kek rolllll

take off your shirt and start trying to lick your own nipples

Take a shit on the floor and start making drawings on the wall using your feces showing your fantasy about how you always wanted to know what prison rape felt like

>>726374407
This + scream allahu ackbar or however you write it

wabbl

>>726374561
Why the fuck isn't this working

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piss on through the bars

shout how do magnets work

hum the russian national anthem wall flipping off the guards while shitting on the bench

You're allowed your phone while in jail?

Pretend to collapse, then knock out that fuck behind the desk, get on your unicorn and ride off home for cheese sandwiches

blub

>>726374546
You wish you had a fucking dad this good to help guide you through life.

>>726374915
Roll

>>726374942
PProbably canada, also rolling for this
>>726374561

give guy a cup to run on the bars while you play blues harmonica and sing about your troubles.

lead a prison revolt

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Windmill your dick at everyone no matter what

>>726374940r

roll

>>726374941
reroll

>>726374915
Rol

>>726374941
rolling for this

Scream and fake a heart attack

>>726374954
Reroll

Just start screaming and don't stop

>>726374561
You have my attention. Rolling.

>>726374407
Reroll

take off pants

>>726374990
this.

>>726375111
Winrar

>>726375111
winrar

>>726374941
kek
this

>>726374915
Reroll

>>726375111
shitty winrar...

Ask the guy if he has any n00dz of his mother or dog or both

>>726375111
fucking stupid shit, make him eat shit infront of the cops

>>726375111
We have a winner.

>>726375111
w
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>>726375111
Winrar

>>726375111

checked

>>726375111
+1 for winning

>>726375111
gay.

do this instead:
>>726374561

Shit

>>726375111
winrar.jpg

>>726375111

meh.

>>726373648
Start counting down from a large number loudly, as you get closer to 0 get louder and more excited.

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Jump up on the bars and rattle them like a monkey while shouting "AWOOOOP! AWWOOOOP! AWOOOP! HAH HAH HAH! AHYEEE AHYEEE!"

>>726375111
Here we go

>>726374561
rolland

>>726375242
faggot.

pls do this op
>>726374941

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>>726374691
>falsetto
you had me at falsetto
roll

>>726373648

Sing Smell like teen spirits while pinching your nose

>>726374407
Reroll

Is that Jacksonville MS?

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Oh look. Rəddit fag wins again.

>>726375111
Kill yourself, fucking pleb

>>726375276
This

>cop in station browsing 4chan
>takes away OP's phone
>everyone still rolling even though OP is gone
kek

Op is a fag and isn't' gonna do shit anyway

>>726373648
STEELY DAN

>>726375711
what makes you think that?

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don't do this