What would you do if i was your roommate?

Kill you.

>>726372764
Playin ps4

>>726372764
move out, asap

Kill u XD

Make you pay extra for rent. While i secretly apply for government housing subsidies and not tell you I'm getting them so you will still pay me the full amount.

Tell you to show tits or get the fuck out

>>726372816
Politely ask you to stop and put some pants on, and if you didn't listen, request a different roommate

>>726372870
Jew alert

Is that a dick i see?

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>>726372927
>tits

>>726372764
Expect you to pay half the rent and utilities.

Fuck you all day long.

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>>726373030
Maybe ;0

>>726373145
/thread

>>726372764
Let you pay the fucking rent

>>726372764
>>726373267
if thats you, id sex you erryday

>>726372927
Nigha don't you see the bulge?

>>726372764

Beat the fuck out of you, poison your pet fish, and piss in your shampoo bottle before moving out

Cant stand this next level faggot shit

>>726373267
im paying for rent

>>726373267
>>726372764
I'd fuck you cute little boi pussy every day like the little faggot you are

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>>726373528
Daw sure is! Are you usually straight?

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>>726373751
Thank you that is whats i wants :) And youd call me a faggot while your pounding my ass?

>>726373754
yes im usally straight, youre really feminine and sexy tho

>>726374284
Only if your ass looks as cute and sexy as it does in your pictures you dirty slut

Why are you wearing a bra?

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>>726372764

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>>726374478
Thank you so much! Ive recently gone on prozac and im finally not afraid to be myself :) Was always very feminine and wanted to be sexy but tried to hide it. Now im so happy bc im doing and straight guys like you seem to be interested so im so thrilled :DDD

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>>726374635
Idk a lot of times I dont, its sexy, like I want to be a girl so i feels good.

I hope you kill yourself OP

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>>726373754
wtf is this

>>726374804
Got a Kik?

>>726374711
youll make a great gril, you already have a nice smooth ass

Breed that bitch ass daily, make you clean me off afterwards, then learn you on how to beg to be my personal cum depository

>>726372927
there's no "tits" in gay

>>726372764
I want to get to know you a lot better ;)

>>726372764
have you eat a bowl of eggs

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>>726374977
Thank you again that makes me feel so good, Ive hardly done anything to my ass so i must have a really innately girly ass.

>>726372764
kick you in the balls and move out.

>>726372764
kick you in the balls

>>726372764
Fuck your ass every evening, why?

>>726372764
OP don't listen to the haters your sexy af

>>726372764
turn 360 degrees and walk away. kek faggot

post more of your cock and ass OP

no hiding behind panties

>>726372764
If you were posed like that, I'd give you a solid sack tap with my boot.

I hope you're into ballbusting, because your new roommate is

>>726375400
You good at suckin dick?, not gay but I'll let anyone who is good at it suck my dick

>>726374977
>>726374478
>>726373528
>>726375603
>>726375488
>>726375045

>probably OP fellating himself posting from his phone so that people think that

Stupid faggot nobody's going to love you or your ugly ass grubworm dick

Be your roommate.


Also fuck you every now and then, just look at that ass. And those legs.

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>>726375603
Thanks honey

fuck him in the ass and then get really baked... i dont feel the need to prove my own sexuality to anybody else but myself...

>>726375400
OP give us your Kik sexy

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>>726375759
could you put something medium to big in your butt

>>726375759
Your hair is so perfect there. I can hear you screaming my name

>>726375279
Ahhh, the voice of ignorance! How I love to hear it! It sounds like....I dunno, victory or something.

Victory of the educated over the not so much, no, actually.

Look up gay nipple play or gay TT and become less ignorant.

Or not, idk, I have already passed on my superior genes, four times.

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>>726375983
>>726375961
I will be your baby

>>726375747

>ugly ass grubworm dick

TOP KEK

>>726376107
now put something kinda big in there

>>726376107
You single sexy cus I hella want you.

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>>726376271
I am single ye

>>726376358
Cus I think you look 10/10 and want to get to know you more. You want my snap or Kik cutie?

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>>726376358
Yes kik

>>726376761
Kerntuber. I got to get back to work now sexy but I'll talk with you more later <3

>>726376358
Where you at? I could use a sissy to drain my balls if you're close

>>726375759
would nut in you daily, but first id wait for you to get really drunk and consistently crawl into my bed at night begging me to fuck you just so i knew that when i fucked you, you truely wanted it

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>>726377201
That is insanely fucking hot. Also high I smoke a ton. Would find out that you sleep naked, and then always come crawling in bed late at night really handsey touching you all over and your cock "without noticing" cuz im so drunk ;)

>>726377200
Pac west

>>726377430
id always walk around naked so you could stare at my cock, id sit down on the couch and let you crawl between my legs and suck my cock. then id let you stradle me and bounce on my cock whenever im horny

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Like?

>>726378440
id lick, then fuck

>>726372764
fuck you and then beat the shit out of you cause of the shame and rage then start a toxic sexual relationship where i abuse you physically then go too far one night so you want to leave so i kill you and then flee the country

>>726372764

talk about how weird it is that there's a mirror in the fireplace