/b/ have you ever murdered someone?

>>726371236
My girlfriend...

Yeah, your mums pussy last night.

>>726371236
Have you ever fondled someone?

>be me
>have a window
>there is a bug on a window
>it smells shitty
>take my bb gun
>shoot it
>boom bich boom gigga nigga beech boom
>whoops whos that
>#buglivesmatter
>what is this
>"we are bugs he dindu nuffin"
>be in prison for 1 yer
>a
>be free right now and sit on 4crangus

>>726371236
Some cats but not a human yet

>>726371236
nope

>>726371368
So predictable

Classic post from someone who just left their highscool

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>>726371595

>>726371595
We will work our way up eventually

Femenist >i kill my kids

>>726371787
He said he killed cats,not fucked children,faggot

According to Bible-thumpers I've committed murder "in my heart".

>>726371236
Nope but if you don't reply to this post I'll kill your mother in her sleep

no, op, i have not, but i'm more the imgur-type of guy. cat tax, anyone?

Yes why?

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>>726371595
>Yet
Oh Lord jesus

>>726371236
Of course! Shit was cash.

>>726371236
Unfortunatly not. I only tried.

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dont mind me

>>726371236
i killed my whole family just for profit

>>726371236
nice try FBI

>>726371236
Yes. I've murdered and raped a few. Personally I like rape after the murder, but sometimes the screamers are the most fun.

>yet

>>726371236 Prove it fag

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>>726371787
>>726373657
You stupid faggots aren't even using that correctly anymore.

KYS

>>726375040
how to use it correctly?

>>726375228
CP threads

>>726371236
Actually yes
>Be me
> Live in this shithole called mexico
>Get a bus whit my sister
>Im alwayas armed cause the fucking situation of my country
>Suddenly two fucking yonkies get the same bus an start yelling at people
>They only have knifes
>Im fucking nervous cause i dont want to kill anyone
>I see one of those motherfuckers slapping my sister cause she resist
>I try to stop him but the other roach starts to hit me and take my cell phone
>Fuck
>I pull out the gun and shot in the neck
>Falls on the floor and there is a lot of blood
>As soon he hear the shot try to leave the bus
>Im fucking angry cause the hit my sister and i shot him in the chest
>Beg for his life and the people around yells "kill him"
>Some guy in the bus tell me that i better go
>Im in shock and my sister get a taxi
>I will never forget that motherfucker falling dead on the floor
>Feels really good kill scum like they
Sorry for the english i ve just arrive this contry and i dont even speak spanish well

>>726375228
It's Chris fucking Hansen the pedo hunter. You use it when pedophilia is relevant not whenever it tickles your pretty pink asshole.

>>726375380
Sure, pablo.

>>726375380
That´s not murder.
Murder is a planned act, wich is not what you described, wich is to be classified as a "kill".

>>726375492
Lol actually it s very common that kind of histories here

I've thought about it but I think the penalty isn't worth it; maybe if I had nothing to live for I would try and murder the people I thought caused it. But whether I could go through with it; probably; I don't get emotionally upset anymore.

maybe, i did something that ended in someone dying

>be me 10 years old playing in the playground in front of where i used to live, in a small town
>its only me and some kid that was in the same school as me
>we are in the top of the playground
>he wants to play wrestling
>things get heavy
>i get behind him, and took his arms under his legs and pulled the arms towards me
>i smash his head in the floor
>he is not moving, i decide to drop him of the playground, i put myself on the floor and with my feets start pushing until he fell off, maybe 1.5 meters high
>bunch of blood coming out and he is not moving
>i ran and saw some gardener i told him that he fell off
>he died days later

>>726376253
Again. Not murder.

Yup
Killed a couple of guys in self defence, also murdered some guy who raped my girlfriend

>>726376253
Kek

>>726376635

>raped my girlfriend
>still with her

Cuck

>>726376799
Not with her anymore

Dumped her a year ago

>>726376870
i raped your mom also come at me fucking kike

>>726376979
Hello newfriend

>>726371787
wrong meme

>>726375380
Nice anon. Taking out the trash

>>726373657
Do you even know who that is?

>>726376635
Also, anyone want greentext?

He didn't die but I shot a home invader's entire lower leg off.

>>726371236
I ain't confessing to shit here. Yes.

>>726377803
t. edgy edgemeister

Too many to count