ITT: We work in an office. Trips causes all hell to break loose.

>>726370618
i like to burn things

hi, i'm the sysadmin
this ticket says "dns not work"
please explain

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>>726370749
Anon, I need those spreadsheets on my desk by 6.

Anybody know anything about the dead body in the parking garage?

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I hope nobody takes my stapler

>>726371158
Just don't let Tyrone borrow it. Fuckin nigger never gave mine back.

whose fucking idea was it to buy the coffee machine that connects to the internet
it's taking up 30 IPs from ddns and someone on-site is currently ddosing it, it won't even boil water

>>726371271
>not getting it

Anarchy

>>726371356
It was probably one of the Tards we keep in the mail room.

Ok very funny Steve but you have been shitting my desk draw every day for over a year now

Who took my good pin?!?

Satan

666 get

>>726370618
Scream DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE it's retarded and nobody will ever think of you the same way again.

>>726371666
FUCK YOU NIGGER

>>726371666
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>726371666
HO LEE FUK

>>726371666
Yooooo

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>>726371666
HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THE COPIER ON FIRE?!

>>726371666
>Satan himself appears in the break room

I love my colleagues. This is the best job I've ever had. Debbie is amazing. My boss is wonderful. It doesn't even matter that I'm not payed what I'm worth. I love it here

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>>726371666
Guess we all work for hell now.

Who the fuck keeps taking my color coded page markers? I paid for those out of my own pocket!

WHO KEEPS SHITTING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM?

>>726371666
Hey Satan, I hear your having trouble with you TPS Reports.

*CLICK*

>>726371882
You better stop stealing my fucking BLT sandwiches from the fridge, motherfucker.

>>726371666
Wow, all Hell literally broke loose.

>>726371738
I will not tolerate racist remarks in my office
Your fired you fuck and everyone knows you have been sucking off the guy in hr

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This fucking office

STEVE, YOU FAGGOT STOP MICROWAVING FISH IN THE FUCKING BREAK ROOM. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>726371666
Every Get is a Modget...

God dammit, Jim! Stop putting my stapler in Jello!

WE NEED MORE TRIPS TO SEND SATAN BACK TO HELL

>>726371829
>Garry you see that kike in accounts go shove your head up his ass until he prolapses
Or you can always go in the break room

>>726371666
cant beet these numbers satan

>>726372230
>report to my office the intern has sadly passed away and I can't find her clothes also send Tyrone up with my Coke

you're all niggers
get out of my cubicle Jim

>>726372534
fugg

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>>726371666

>>726372534
>when the time comes I will again predict my trips
>also don't use the water fountain Clyde has been rubbing his asshole on the mouth peice

Todd, you're fired.

666 get

hay guise I took my 14 yo daughter to work

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>>726372545
Am Jim, hi

i stick pencils in my nose

>>726372726
Send her to my office immediately or your out on your ass
You want promotion don't you ?

>>726372726
>snaps her neck

Sally, the sales department just called. Mr. Fergon claims they did not receive your letters. If you had kept your panties on, we would all be home already. Find a solution by the end of the week or you're out.

>>726372726
>sausage fest intensifies

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I think we have been hacked

>>726371666
Great, what asshole hired Satan?

>>726372851
Yeah sure but oops sorry she broke her neck on the way
>>726372889
maybe IT can fix it

>>726371158
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STAPLER YOU SOULLESS GINGER ASS NIGGER FUCK

>>726373564
it: hi I'm here to fix the computer. Where is it?

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>>726373564
Quick look out the window there's some commotion at the door

>>726373836
In the microwave

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>>726371666
OH MY TRUMP

God damnit, who stole my printer sheets!?

Ho fuck they have hit the hr office
Someone call the emergency services

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>noooo Steves bee shot

>>726373836
My daughter has a broken neck, you can fix it right?
>>726373931
Well they fixed that guy all wrong
Oh my is that a grenade they're throwing at us?

4444

>>726370618
a nigger walks in

>>726374423
>dink
Ho fuck it's gunna blow "throws fat Susan on Granade "
follow me if you want to live

take all the ham in the fridge to make a pig armour, we'll be invincible against them
we can take the leftover bits of fat Susan too I think

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>>726375165
Fuck hit him with that chair

>>726375165
Susan ate it all the fat fuck

>>726375548
shiiit
take Nabila from accounting hostage

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>>726371666
>this is my chance
while everyone is distracted i rape kathrine the bosses hot secretary

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>>726371666

>>726376922
while everyone is distracted I rape you at the same time

>>726377489
while everyone is distracted kathrine pulls out a dick from under her skirt and rapes us both.

i don't wanna be that faggot but we gotta get a screencap

666

All the 7ns

>>726377660
The broken-neck daughter joins the party, her head flopping around aimlessly

>>726370618
I just put my co-workers COCK in jelly. Haha he's gonna be so mad once he finishes himself off, fag!

Ismail has fucked up the books and not paid the gas bill
10% pay cut to cover costs

>>726377955
gay police! freeze!

>>726378221
8888 get

>>726378208
oops misunsderstood i gave him a 10% penis cut

Can someone let dwayne back in he's got lost and in the park across the street

>>726378474
dwayne?

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>>726371666

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>>726371666
TIME FOR A FIRE DRILL

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>>726378649
yeah dwayne look out your window

>>726378906
but that's andrew

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>>726378230
>I'm not gay I like traps.

>>726379019
They all look the same to me go get him before he starts raping again take juan with you to wrangle him

>>726371666
>A normie enters Satan's asshole

There's another grenade coming guys

>>726379452
juan help me throw andrew on the grenade!

>>726379618
Too late he's ran off again with it
"We're saved "
"Boom " Austisic screams echo around the building

>>726370618
Everybody whip their dicks out!!!

who the fuck stole my lunch from the fridge?

>>726371666
Welcome based Satan, how may we be of service?

>>726370618
Can you fucking tell maggie not to leave seconds on the microwave? I have to reset it every goddamn time I want to heat up my soup god damned bitch...

>>726380564
schedule bi-daily 2-hour stand-up meetings

>>726380564
I need a length of rope two amputee whores a jar of marmite and a box of skinned live frogs 'oh and some African orphans under the age of 5 days

>>726380777
Yeah so IIII'm supposed to burn myself with overheated food? or do more work AGAIN? you mysoginistic asshole

Uhm delivery! Yall ordered 3 new copiers, here they is now.
>note; the delivery guy is black

>>726381157
Oh shit a terrorist got in! attack him!

>>726371158
*steals stapler*

>>726370618
Who the fuck keeps using my caramel machiatto creamer.

>>726381157
Excuse me sir, are you lost? *dials 911*

why is nobody connected to the daily webex meeting ? I have some slides to present

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>>726374648
Bet u wont