Qui-Gon Jinn was resurrected, tortured, and turned to the dark

Nope

its mace windu

its obviously yoda you dumb ass

Nope, thrawn

>>726368785
Resurrected by whom?

>>726368785
I have no argument, just a hunch Disney wants to introduce new characters, and not recycle George Lucas era characters. Snoke is someone we haven't seen before.

>>726370108
You got to be kiddin, right? How int the love of fucks, will that ever be yoda. There is a bigger chance of it being palpertine Resurrected .

>>726368785
False. Already revealed in one of the new EU novels that Snoke is from a different galaxy altogether.

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/770795/Star-Wars-Snoke-Sith-alien-Dark-Side-different-galaxy-Unknown-Space-Aftermath-book

>>726368785
Except Snoke is Jar Jar Binks.

>>726368785
nope Snoke is Han Solo, he told his son to kill him because people where starting to suspect him.

>>726368785
kek

I've heard he's Darth Maul

>>726368785
You newfags don't know that Snoke is actually Padme.

Fake and gay. Snoke is Darth Plageious.

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>>726368785
No Snoke has a wide nasal bridge more similar to a dathomirian like Assajj Ventress (pick related)
>inb4 Ventress is Snoke lol

he's really a faggot

>>726370838
she actually looks better than when she was younger

>>726368785
Snokes about 8 feet tall, so unless he was stretched quite a bit...

>>726370585
>using the daily express as a reliable source for anything
>2017
>do I really need to finish this?

>>726370699
Kenobi killed Maul on Rebels last week.

Rey is Anakin reincarnated. The chosen one is reincarnated to balance the force over and over.

Sorry to ruin the rest of the series.

>>726371161
How do we know how tall he is? I thought he only appeared in hologram form.

I had a theory that he might be a shorty and appears as a massive hologram to hide the fact he's a five foot manlet.

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Snoke ist fucking Aladdin you retarded faggots. Disney is gonna make a huge crossover and after a few movies there will be Kingdom Hearts 3 and Sora will whip his ass off with Snoke

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>>726371513

>>726371245
Im talking about the movie. They say he lives.

>>726371222
>assaulting credibility of a source of fucking. star wars. history.

Life's pretty lonely in your mothers basement, huh?

>>726371975
He lived after Phantom Menace, he's been bumming around since until he hunted down Kenobi on Tattoine on Rebels last week and Kenobi killed him to keep Luke hidden. Rebels is canon.

>>726372170
Damn would be cooler if it was in a movie but that's cool

>>726372348
It was cool. With his dying breath he asked Kenobi if he was protecting the Chosen One, Ben said yes, and Maul said good, because they could still have their revenge (on Palpatine/Vader). Then he died.

>>726372127
actually it's a lot less lonely since I brought all the dead hookers back.

>>726368785
almost thought a new star wars movie came out and I didn't hear about it

>>726368785
He's the fictional villain from a children's movie. If you care at all about his backstory, KYS immediately.

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>>726372127

If you're going to argue about something, do it right.

>>726368785
He's too young to be qgj.

>>726372794

This >>726372856 goes for you too. Shoo.

>>726368785
With his particular set of skills, the Empire will be unstoppable!

And thats why he wanted to train anakin in first place... Make sense to me.
OP is slightly less faggot this time

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>>726368785
Snoke weed

>>726371434
Yeah that'd be cool and all if Anakin was actually the chosen one and not his father Luke

It's always great to see the almighty 12 year Olds and their extensive prequel knowledge of Star Wars

>>726373943
Anakin is the chosen one my dopey friend. He killed the Jedi, and then Palpatine, thereby balancing the Force.

>>726373943

I... Honestly can't tell if you're being retarded on purpose or not...

>>726371434

And no. Doesn't work like that. There was only one "Chosen One" and it was Anakin Skywalker. There were none before him, and none after him, and this is intentionally so.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chosen_One

>>726373393

this

>>726373393
That doesn't explain the horizontal scar.

>>726370245
Ra's Al ghul

>>726368785
it's voldemort you fucking retards !

>>726370624
Snoke is hope solo... just look at that beat up pussy...

You know, he said he had a particular set of skills, but that's not exactly what I had in mind.

>>726374541
The first scene of the Last Jedi, Rey asks Luke if he is her father, and Luke says, no, she is his father.

>>726375827

The Chosen One does not reincarnate. There's no reason to, and nothing that would even hint at it. If the hacks at Disney decided to fuck with that, then I'm completely and totally done with their shit, and the new canon can suck my cock. I'd rather stay with the old EU than watch a bunch of money grubbing fuckstains destroy my childhood and degrade the entire franchise by writing C-list level movies into the actual canon.

>>726376646
sorry brother, the had to put Rey on the level of a Chosen One. Gender politics.

>>726368785
Why are there so many stupid snoke theories? Are starwars fans this pathetic?

Take a look at the writing, they replaced the xenophobic empire with a white supremacist knock off because they didn't think you would understand that the empire hating aliens for not being human was a bad thing.

They aren't going to do anything complicated with snoke because they don't think you can handle it.

>>726370245
have you heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?