Why aren't you wearing designer underwear /b/

File: 16864688_10212055881340776_6258641912198516459_n.jpg (99KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 960x960px

>>726347087
i do, but unlike you, i don't buy fake shit

>>726347087
They almost always sit skin tight like briefs or boxerbriefs which crushes my boys and package and that hurts like a bitch for me.
I usually buy shit like normal boxers a size bigger made of stretchy-ish material like fruit of the loom or something and ballroom jeans from duluth trading co. or make damn sure my tailor is making the crotch to my standards.
Tried silk once but that shit doesn't stretch so while it seemed comfortable standing when i sat down or tried to do shit it constantly just pushed my boys into eachother and my groin.

Honestly they really do just need to make a brand for big dicks and/or bigballs specifically designed to give your shit the space it comfortably needs.

Why the fuck ? That's the dumbest thing ever. I'd be ashamed to.

holy shit! i am, i always just saw it as underwear...

i bet you show off your gucci belt to wearing it like a cowboy does smh

>>726347087
Why? Just gonna leave skid marks in em.

Why would I waste money on that?

>>726347087
>tommy hilfiger
>worse quality than chinese generic brands

yeah I prefer wearing clothes that don't spontaneously disintegrate

Calvins are kinda expensive but it worth every cent, You cant just wear wallmart underwear or tommy hilfiger bullsht when ur ab to get laid, that would be lame as fuck

>>726349218
get the fuck out

>>726349218
>You cant just wear wallmart underwear or tommy hilfiger bullsht when ur ab to get laid
Yeah actually, you can. There's no need to 'impress' her further if you're already at the point where you are in your underwear.

The real question is why do you keep it in the box?

>>726349218
Haha loser i bet you kiss girls

>>726347087
In another few months I won't be wearing any underwear. I've been wearing the same boxers for over 6 years and only just now noticed some have holes in the crotch area and have begun throwing them out.

>>726349433
Yes actually you can but if u want to make a girl wet u need to be in calvins, dont be that beta m8 get some class, i bet u wear cheap condoms too lol

I wear underarmour. Pricey enough as is. 25 bucks for a single pair that I might just shit up. Fucking comfy as hell, though.

>>726347087
Because I cant stop laughing at OP.

>>726347087
They be like, "Oh, that Gucci - that's hella tight."
I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant bitch (shit)
I call that getting swindled and pimped (shit)
I call that getting tricked by a business
That shirt's hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't

i wear bikini style briefs (not old man y-fronts) and in the UK the brief selection is small so theres not many designer brief options on sale

because no one sees it

>>726347087
ayy hilfiger but ck is pretty wack broseph .

>>726347087
those are actually the best underwear on this planet.

>>726349852
\thread

Ck is designer now?

>>726347087
I don't need that to fuck like a porn start

Invest in nice shoes and nice shirt, as long as you have decent black boxers you're good

>>726351290
why they gotta be boxers?

File: 20170321_085606.jpg (1MB, 1558x1577px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1558x1577px

>>726347506
I am 100% with you on this and I FOUND EXACTLY THAT! I have 5 pairs of these, under $20 each (pricy, but worth it). The material blend breathes wonderfully and is soft like bamboo cloth while still being a cotton blend. The waistband doesn't dig in. The front has a pouch for big dicked guys like us that is VERY comfortable.

Everyone always jokes about having a big dick, but those of us with them know the annoyances. Ever had to buy 2 jock straps because you're not a fat fuck and need a normal waistband but need the extra large cup? That shit is annoying.

the only person who deserves designer underwear is 8/10 ++ girl, or rich gay

>>726351990
Also, girls love em. They don't expect to see something new or nice looking as far as underwear on a guy. It's the difference between your date dropping her dress to show you some lightly stained Walmart panties or her dropping her dress and having some Soma or Frederick's on underneath These qualify as classy male lingerie and when your dick is comfortable, life is better, and sex is much more comfortable when your dick isn't one big bruise from crushing it into your ill-fitting skivvies all day.

>>726352317
Spoken like someone who's never bothered to buy outside of a department store. Step up your game. If she can buy nice underwear, so can you. And no, "nice underwear" doesn't mean gimmicky lingerie.

not like any girl is ever going to see it ;-;

>>726351990
>>726352527
They look retarded as fuck

Smh tbh fam

>>726347087

Because there are better things to spend money on. What are you? Some fucking valley girl?

>>726352676
This :(

>>726352895
Really? Good thing I'm not wearing them to attract btards or trying to camwhore.

Every girl I've been with who's seen them has liked them, but getting back to the point, they are comfortable as fuck if you have a big dick.

Boxers offer no support and the loose material bunches up uncomfortably. Briefs are a fucking nightmare to wear. Boxer briefs aren't much better.

File: IMG_1066.jpg (12KB, 226x251px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 226x251px

Underwear meh

I wear boxer briefs after discovering MeUndies
Honestly their underwear is beyond comfy, it's amazing. A little pricey but definitely worth it

>>726353348
I've seen those k line and have heard good things from a friend. Haven't tried them yet myself though. Too happy with my Andrew Christians.

>>726353348
How tight in the groin would you say these are?
I don't care how incredibly soft they are if they're gonna crush my nads.

>>726353619
Guess it depends how big you are. I'm slightly above average size and they fit very nicely. They put in enough space for you to maneuver your junk pretty well.

OKAY. I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR.

Im 20 years old, till i was 18, i always had cheap underwear. Basically because "why spent so much money on something like underwear".

One day, i decided to buy Calvin Klein underwear, just to try. And to be honest, its way better than cheap underwear. Here are some things i found out.

>the fabric stays as soft as when i bought them, even after washing it a hundred times.
>they fit a lot more comfortable
>the wasteband keeps stretchy, doesn't get loose
>It overal looks way better, you can see the quality if you hold it next to cheap underwear.

So yeah I do only wear Calvin Klein underwear now. You can argue with me, but it is a fact that expensive underwear like CK is just better than the cheap ones.

nigga i buy my underwear from the dollar store

>>726353735
Well i'm the guy above who got recommended christian andrews where basic boxerbriefs are so tight my balls and dick end up feeling like they've been kicked if i have to wear them all day.
I use briefs but those are almost as worse since theres zero support.

I'm buying single pairs from places i got recommended unless they're insanely expensive so i figure if MeUndies aren't gonna strangle me i might as well try them.

Sidenote: theres one called biggies designed for this issue but it almost looks like a diaper.
Anyone heard anything about Obviously Essence? Seems to be the same stuff as MeUndies but with a purpose built crotch area that adjusts.

2 reasons:
1: only niggers wear their underwear such that it can be seen whilst dressed
2: seeing as I'm not a nigger a woman will see my underwear only when we're about to fuck and at that point it doesn't matter which brand you wear, it's coming off anyway.

>>726355682
just because the brand name is on the underwear. doesn't mean you have to show everyone. I buy it for the quality. Not for the name.

>>726347087
Why the fuck would I want some wealthy faggot's name on my underwear?

Only poorfags seek excuses to not buy expensive, quality underwear.

>>726355894
because the quality of the underwear is A+

>>726347087
Because im broke, y tf would you wanna spend more cash on a product that you wear under your pants, when you can go and get food instead

>>726356065
because it fits way more comfortable than your poorfag underwear. excuses excuses excuses. Get a job.

because im a real man and go commando

>>726347087
because they may be 5€-better but never in no way 20€-better

>>726347087
>keeping your fucking underwear in the boxes
I'd ask if chicks call you a faggot for doing this, but you probably don't get pussy in the first place.

File: 1481926196769.jpg (92KB, 631x537px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 631x537px

>>726347087
What kind rich daddy boy faggot buys designer underwear?

ahaha HERE WE HAVE the male equivalent of a female vacous air head bimbo.>>726349218

>>726350058
Wait what? There are expensive condoms?

>>726347087
Unless you have the body of a model you're going to look even more ridiculous with designer underwear than without it.

If you have the body of a model, at that point the girl won't GAF what underwear you have on.

>>726347087
I don't wear Calvin Kleins because its not 1990 anymore

>>726350058
>paying more for the same shit

I wore underwear that looked like tighty whities with some prints of cassettes all over it.

Still got laid. I doesnt matter

>>726354066

This
>>726355682

>>726358037
this

I just go with Under Armour. Comfy, supportive and great in summer.

>>726354066
okay for the sake of the dubs you got
I wanna try it. BUT, I won't wear Calvin Klein shit like that Bieber-trash, so what's a gentleman's dick gear brand in your opinion?

Because I'm not gay

>>726358497
I believe you
and raise you a superhero onsie

>>726360082
Now ur just giving me ideas..

>>726347087
>Actually influenced by advertisements
>Claims to be Alpha judging from filename
>Does not compute.

I don't wear them.

>>726350058
No it literally doesn't. Girls don't look at your undies, they look at your body, your face, your dick. It doesn't matter what you wear on top if you can talk her into doinh whatever you want. You could wear a fuckinh trashbag and if your game was solid you'd be having a one night stand.

Thanks TJ MAXX

>>726360455
a simpleton who was literally wrong about everything in his life gave me a piece of wisdom:
"If a girl has to decide between two guys who are both equally funny, handsome, and cool, then and only then, the guy with the more expensive brands will score."

>>726360715
Maybe for clothes or watches but how often will they look at your underwear at the bar or a party? Most people remain fully clothed in public and chicks aren't aware of prices when they don't see a label when guys talk them up to back to her place. At that point it's kind of tacky to wear logos anyway unless you're a model or athlete.

>>726360715
That's just not true though, real women don't want to be with a man who cares more about his underwear than hers. It's the same reason most women don't want to be with a gym bro, because "if the guy cares that much about his clothes and appearance, then what's he going to think of me"

If you have dated anymore than 4 girls in you life you would know this by now. Being materialistic is a guaranteed way to drive women away, they don't want a metrosexual boy to ask them if these designer underwear makes their ass look fat. They want a man, who doesn't give a fuck..

>>726354066
Lol you compare extremes. I buy NIKE underwear and CAT. It simple, quality and I have no problems

File: dda00053dfaeaf7260a.gif (1MB, 320x400px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x400px

Would this guy be more alpha with some designer underwear ?

>>726356148
If you dont buy cheap shit it still has quality. You don't need a Designer Name on it for that. Everything else is just insecurities. You want to me you Just have choice between walmart and Calvin klein? Bullshit

>>726361401
only pretending to hit a woman
while dancing
beta as fuck

>>726358037
I dont wear them because im not a wannabe player or insecure fag or homo

>>726361294
>CAT
>underwear
CAT produces cranes a shit.
Do you wanna look like Bob the Builder?
>"Hey gurl, CAN WE DO IT??"

>>726347889
cancer

Because I don't wear underwear like a pleb, commando for life.

>>726361200
This. Buying expensive wannabe shit like ed Hardy, Camp David or Calvin klein makes you look insecure

>>726349218
>more popped collars than you have toes

>>726361577
I wear CAT socks.They are black and they are still after longer using decent looking. And honestly if a women is judging your socks unless they are Green, pink or orange she is a crazy bitch

>>726350058
>now that I'm obviously retarded...watch me start talking like a nigger and slouching defensively.

Cripes if you all start grabbing your crotch im going to have to start believing in the jewish agenda

File: 20170321_130456-1.jpg (2MB, 2435x2054px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2435x2054px

But I am, Anon
Only fags who can't get girls think anything else will do

>>726361200
you're probably right.
I'm an idiot. currently dating my fourth girl.
But I don't buy clothes where you can see the brands (one exception. burberry).
btw I just sneezed into an ashtray. fml.

>>726354066
didn't read

>>726350058
I bet you are an virgin and buy every product that advertises being a player. What's next? One million parfume? Ed hardy shirt? Camp David pullover? And a Gucci belt?

>>726356473
/thread

File: Biltema.jpg (195KB, 560x278px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 560x278px

Because I buy my underwear at Biltema like all proper non faggot Swedish people do.
Cheap, sturdy and comfortable.

>>726351445
they gotta be boxers, girls don't like slips

>>726361951
10/10 wouldnt blow.
nice shot though.

>>726361964
Damn anon, I feel your pain.

>>726361577
Who gives a shit? Hitachi makes bulldozers but their hard drives are top notch.

>>726361951
>jeans with buttonfly

Nigger, it's almost guaranteed that you've never even kissed a girl.

Go commando you beta fags

>>726361951
>fags who can't get girls
>aka beta cucks who fall for anything
>aka fancier underwear and these special hormones will get you laid

Nothing in your post made sense, tryhard.

>>726351990
OG bamboo Andrew Christian was the shit, now he makes flaming faggot neon shit since being promoted on Drag Race

>>726352527
Honestly I love the expensive underwear but I'm a gay guy.

>>726351990
Clever and Rufskin make great shit also

>>726350058
>designer condoms in every pocket

M'lady.

>>726362392
You have a lot to learn, anon

>>726347457
This

Yea I do American eagle, American eagle all the way fam,

>>726362680
No anon, you've a lot to unlearn. Jeans are subpar as it is. It's lazy, and the buttonfly is the fedora of the pants world. Up there with skinny jeans and stonewashed.. Stop taking advice from your mother.

The guys who don't wear designer underwear or care about their appearance are the guys who get girls that are dropped out of college and are now shift managers at a shop in the mall.

I prefer a bit of a higher class of women

>>726352527
Its the equivalent of you both flinging your shit off and putting penis in vagina. Holy shit casual encounters are not sensual events. Yes they're comfy, no they won't help you get laid...at all. The majority of men who buy these already have stable relationships.

Save your fancy underwear money and buy weed. Just increased your chance to get laid. You're welcome

File: archer-l8.jpg (149KB, 966x1158px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 966x1158px

My GF loves when I wear these

The best underwear I have ever worn in my life were a pack I bought off a clearance rack from Aeropostale. They were made of cotton but I think they had a high thread count or something.They were snug on the legs but fair on my balls. 10/10 underwear.

>>726362861
I bet you think khakis are fashionable

>>726362861
Girls cum over skinny jeans

Ahoy neckbeard!

>>726347087
I'm not homosexual, sorry.

>>726362987
>the girl I already regularly have sex with that I didn't meet in an underwear store

>>726363065
>girls

That's the key word anon, girls. Not women.

>>726362947
Damn high class women and their x ray glasses

>>726363025
Never, should you ever worry about being fashionable.

Again, relying on your clothes to get women and putting on an air of "fashionably aware" will only drive women away as it makes you seem insecure.

File: BOXER-DIM-TAG-LCN-03.jpg (352KB, 1500x501px) Image search: [Google]

352KB, 1500x501px

since this thread has become a
>competition about who's posting the most cancerous designer undies.
Where's my cake?

>>726347087

b/c im not stupid enough to buy one

>>726363293
because seeing a dick squeezed in cloth is a carnal desire they lose at a certain age or class...they're all females dumbshit.

File: st108bx.jpg (517KB, 1001x1155px) Image search: [Google]

517KB, 1001x1155px

>>726362611
>>726361577
>>726360344
>>726363399
>>726363477
>>726363499
mfw dubs confirm which side is right

>>726363399
you should take pride in your appearance. just because something isnt right doesnt automatically make it left.

Women will definitely respond to smart dressed vs. obviously homeless

File: 1487779692786.jpg (624KB, 2168x1970px) Image search: [Google]

624KB, 2168x1970px

>>726347087
>pic somewhat related
This thread is fullfilled of badge whores/wannabe fags trying to justify a waste of money

>>726362861
Nigger you have no idea what you're talking about.

File: 1489974703185.gif (239KB, 219x122px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 219x122px

>>726363875
>mfw none of you gagglefucks appear to think for yourselves

>>726364063
>so lets cram it with fags who want to swing around their socioeconomic political epeen.

Not even better....but I'll take it

The horrible part is there are like 50 people who need to ask questions about women. Only two people in here know the answers, but the remaining ten will rapid fire shit meme answers in order to vicariously pretend like...they too get laid.

Tl;dr could get half of you laid if you weren't such whiny asses

>>726363966
Not him, but bonafied long haired, bearded mountain man here. I Buy clothes from thrift stores and from yard sales, I maybe spend $70 a year on clothes, coworkers constantly joke and say "you're doing pretty damn good for a homeless guy" ..And I can say with all honesty, having a good beard and glorious hair does it for women way more than designer clothing.. Pulled many-a-girl from gym bros and designer fags by confidence alone.. Mentally, Women don't live in the same world as men.

>>726365142
>mentally, women don't live in the same world as men.

Never has a truer word been spoken anon.

>>726365142
Can confirm. Beards/good hair = sex

>>726365142
Grizzly anon ended this thread. Fucking kek

>>726365142
you don't look or smell homeless grizzly adams. how salty are you guys. fuck

He likely trims his beard and tucks in a shirt. He may even wear a belt. He has friends and doesn't have a reserved corner to drink on or a cumsock.

>>726366866
I smell fantastic, its lazy not to. I don't trim the beard, I do treat it though. My shirt has never and will never be tucked in, not even at my funeral. A belt is a must. I don't have a reserved corner, but I do have "my stool" at a local bar.

And I never understood the cumming in a sock thing.

Because I'm a poor collegefag, been living on ramen for some months now, life's great

>>726350058
>assuming i wear condoms