So a while ago while I was being a lazy piece of shit behind

That's crystalline AIDS

This is essentially the test doctors use to screen for AIDS and you performed it in your own home.

The shade of red determines how late-stage the AIDS is

I'm sorry but it's too late

>>726341976
probably cholesterol

>>726342180
This.

Youre fucked op

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>>726342180

that could be urinary calculus, you should probably go see a doctor and get your pee checked,if you can light it and it reacts like a match head, then congratz, you are healthy and just produced red phosphorus

>>726341976
sulphur crystals

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>>726342316
>>726342180

Jokes on you guys, my sex life is nonexistent.

Sorry to tell you, but you have AIDS...

>>726342470

Yeah but your mom used needles and fucked a lot of black guys before you were born.

OP do you see this opportunity? You make crystals from your dick. You can start peeing into bottles and selling it. You could make it into dye.

>>726342630
Call it Dick-Dye.

Mix that up with some cum nuggets and smoke it.

>>726342630

Shame they take so long to ripe though.

Doctor fag here. I can confirm its aids. Sorry mate. Like the first commrnt said, its kinda too late. You should see ur doctor asap.

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>>726343021

Fast chop off your dick or you will die

>>726341976
>found a bottle of crystalized piss
eat it

>>726342599

Fuck me, dubs confirm

>>726343021
What about you? your a doctor right?

Uric acid crystals. You're fine. Or may have gout, also fine kinda.

>>726343021
PhD in Psychology here. Effectively a doctor.

I can re-confirm this established professional's assessment.

>>726343421
>>726343308
>>726343021
Stephen Hawkings here, I can confirm that those are bosonic acid cells. Sorry breh.

>>726343519
I mean aids. Fucking auto-correct.

>>726343397

Thanks anon. I wasn't really ever worried, but I was curious af what they were. Now I'm going to try and reproduce them, but bigger and better
>>726342630
>>726342702
Imagine a giant red dick crystal. I could make some serious cash here.

Bill Cosby here. You should probably take a nap, bet you're feeling tired.

>>726343585

Make it big enough to stab someone with

>>726343543
Stephen hawking doesn't have auto correct on his machine

>>726342470
maybe you went swimming in a pool filled with aids.

>>726343704
Bear Grylls here, I can confirm that AIDS love swimming in pools and can attack neets if they are provoked.

>>726343585
Make them apeeling.

Charlie Sheen here.
You need to drink tiger's blood.

Urea crystals colored by uroerythrin.
Basically has no diagnostic relevance.

You can test this hypothesis by slowly heating them up. They should dissolve at about 37 degrees celsius.

>>726343843
Also cocaine. Lots of cocaine.

>>726343859
37 degrees C? So I can just put them in my mouth then?

Real doctorfag here, it's not AIDS obviously, i'd say it's cancer, go see a doctor soon.

>>726343021
PhD in AviraAntivir here. Effectively a doctor.

I can confirm that its a virus called aids.

>>726342383
Please try this and post results op

>>726343930
PhD in Bitdeffender here. Avira is signaling a false-positive. You can use our FREE trial today to check for REAL viruses.

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>>726343787

>>726343906
Nurse here, i can confirm.

Can this crystals form inside you if you don't pee? I suggest you becoming one big crystal

>>726343896
Emma Watson here.
Eeeewww! Don't do that!

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>>726344125
BWAHAHAHAHAHA A MALE NURSE?! KYS FAGGET XDD

>>726344005
PhD in AviraAntivir here again. Fuck you bitdefender. Our free trial is cheaper. And you do have aids. Would you like to move the virus into the quarantine?

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OP is already dead.

>>726344243
Femanon, didnt think i had to mention it.

Poooooo

Sedimentum lateritium- characteristically red color – amorph urate crystals which absorbed uroerythrin (tripyrol). These crystals dissolve upon heating or alkalization of urine. Can occur physiologocally.

>>726344329
PhD in Bitdefender here.
>free trial
>cheaper
You can see the morons working on avira, it is your choice to trust them or not.

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Neil Degrasse Tyson here. You have star aids.

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>>726344409
Typical femanon. Always having to broadcast it to the world.

>>726341976
Dr. House here.
Its definitely NOT lupus!

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>>726341976
It's the work of an enemy stand.

>>726344524
This

>>726342180
doctor here, I concur with this diagnosis

>>726342470
niggers have been ass raping you while you sleep

>>726344409
can you inspect my penis and testicles thoroughly and check my prostate?

ur pissing pure saffron, sell it for $200