You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than an ENGLISH

A american breakfast mate?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

>>726338740
what are those sausages called?

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>>726338740

>>726338740
Coke zero.

>>726338740
Pizza

Eggs Benedict.

>>726338940
With salmon.

>>726338740
sex

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Smashed avocado and Vegemite on sourdough

100%

Looks beast, but why beans? Gonan be farty all day.

>>726338740
What the fuck is that garbage?

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>>726338740
>Scottish breakfast

English breakfast + Black pudding + Haggis + Lorne sausage + Tatty scone

Gay sex

>>726338740
a heart attack!
any cuisine is better than English, I'm full bread yorkshire and I fucking hate how boring our food is!
look at that abomination of clashing flavours and saturated fat! all the ingredients are nice but together they are cabbage ice cream.

>>726338740
Ever exactly makes that an "English" breakfast? It just looks like bunch of fried slop. I've heard of English muffins but I don't even see those.

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>>726339090

I stayed at a bed & breakfast Edinburgh in 2010

Smashed this every day

Miss it so much

do you poms eat the foil on your butter?

>>726338918
probably Richmond ha ha fucking nasty shit

>>726338740
Sunday lunch

>>726338967
/thread

>>726338740
>literally anything else

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>>726338740

>>726338740
deez nutz

>>726339268
fuck yessed it. Chelsea 4 lyfe

>>726338740
Just a bunch of shit that doesn't really go together thrown on a plate. Looks like what i would make when i was high and didnt feel like going to the store to make an actual meal.

>>726339190
yes, don't you? it's the nicest thing on the plate.

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this

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>>726338740
>No black pudding
>No fried eggs

Get the fuck out with that half a breakfast

It's all good you guys
stop being assholes cause it's the internet

>>726339374
>>No fried eggs
It's under the toast, you double nigger.

>>726339302
Millwall says fuck Chelsea pussy faggots

>>726338740
take away the beans and I'll agree with you.

oh and how much protein do you need? eggs, beans, sausage, and ham? and you fuckers call us fat?

>>726339389
Ok mummy

>>726338740
Garbage plate
Gyro plate
Meat lovers' scramble
An exceptionally large omelette
A proper burrito

Not to say that an English breakfast is bad, but those are somewhat better.

>>726339408

Looks more like omelette to me.

>>726339424
Lol

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>>726339302
carefree, anon. wherever we may be

>>726339424

The key difference is most Brits will have this at most once a week, not every single day like Yanks would.

>>726339458
hmmmm,and how do you make an omelet I wonder?

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>>726338740
In mother russia. Simple breakfast is best breakfast.

>>726339458
Too much white.
>>726339522
kek nice dubs.

>>726338740
Roasted Beef,mashed potatoes,gravy&yorkshire pudding

>>726339364
not enough tomato sauce in the beans? felt you needed some more? why not just have tomatoes? also fuck fried bread you degenerate! shit is just bread in cooking oil!

>>726338926
/Thread

>>726339543
faggots snack

>>726339522

>the cooking methods for 2 different foods are similar so they are the exact same food

Omelette and Fried Egg tastes different.

>>726338935
/thread

>>726338740
Sushi

>>726339374
black pudding is nasty! British people have no palette!

>>726339584
kek BTFO I will eat what I like nigger

>>726339639

Confirmed for never trying one.

>>726339584
>fried bread
HAHA is that what that is? And eurocucks call us fat.

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>>726338740
Get some sophistication, OP.

>>726338740
the dick i ate last night.

>>726339192
asda value is worse.

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Fucking MAN'S breakfast. Fuel for a day's worth of MANNING

>>726339670

>eurocucks can't call a fatter nation "fat" because they occasionally eat fattening foods

>>726339713
aww fuck, this guy wins >>726339700

OP, I need to clarify this one thing.
If you ,mean in general, then there are a few things that are better. But if you mean FOR breakfast then no, I think you can't beat the English breakfast.

>>726339639
maybe you are just an underaged amerilard moron not ready for adult food.

>>726339520
>most brits..
>once a week...
just the fat ones, and builders maybe

>>726339520
This.

Usually only ate this once a month, at most weekly. And it was usually all i ate that day.

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>>726339727
>americans eat double bacon cheeseburgers for every meal.

>>726339700
that looks fucking disgusting an why do you need so many weapans scared some nigger going to steal your food like High school wimp faggot

>>726339441
Those are all better

>>726338740
Garlic bread

>>726339643
and be ill as fuck! why don't you just drink the oil straight? if you need to disguise it as food you have a problem.

>>726339924
Its the Future

>>726339924
Underage b&

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>>726338926

When the exchange rate was really strong years back it was cheaper for Ausfags to travel to Hawaii for beach vacations vs travelling domestically

Will never forget my hotel on waikiki beach

>Waiting in line at breakfast buffet
>Whilst waiting start to notice that most people in line have sauce on their plate already because they're going for seconds
>Big man in Hawaiian shirt bumps me as he lunges forward towards the food
>OH SORRY YA'LL
>Get to first station, basically about 4 trays each of bacon strips and scrambled eggs cooked exactly the same
>Mfw I notice they need 4 trays because they constantly have to replace them
>Notice several people some with multiple plates all standing frustrated waiting to scoop more eggs and bacon
>Walk away from hot food station
>Find cereal station
>Pour a bowl of what looks like oatmeal
>Taste a piece as I'm about to walk away and realise its coasted in sugar
>Literally every available cereal is either chocolate or frosted
>Walk away from cereal station
>Find bread station
>Look for simple sliced bread to make toast
>Mfw only bagels, danishes and sugar-glazed donuts available
>Notice people spreading jam on sugar-coated pastries
>Walk away from bread station
>Someone bumps into me again
>OH SORRY YA'LL
>Mfw notice its the same guy that bumped into me a minute or two earlier
>Mfw I notice he's holding two glasses of coke for breakfast at 8am
>Leave buffet in disgust and never return for rest of week

>>726339003
Winrar

Rolling for steak and ketchup

>>726339603
because they are different! anon is a retard

>>726339829
Do all european countries think we just go to fucking mcdonalds for every meal ffs

>>726339964
I train 3 times a week an run 6 miles 4 times a week I can handle it kiddo

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>>726339869
One word: Niggers

>>726340039
Yup

>>726339667
fail. Bury market you bitch. best black pudding in the world (apparently) still fucking nasty as

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> Spoons breakfast is pinnacle of cuisine

>>726339712
actually have to agree there

>>726339998
>go to buffet
>expect to see /fit/fags
>only finds /b/tards

That's your fault, faggot.

>>726340097
Black pudding is primary for muslims

>>726338740
PUKED ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

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having this lads

>>726339374

I've never had black pudding, what's it like?

>>726339829

Why are you telling us what we already know?

>>726338740
>tomatoes for breakfast

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>>726338740
>not eating steak for breakfast

>>726339713
nice, creamy shrooms on muffins is delish, spuds are a nice touch but are not needed

>>726340210
It tastes meaty even though it's mostly made of oats.

>>726339044
I see u

>>726340194

where in Britain are you eating this?

>>726340161

Not really.

If you go to any breakfast bar in Australia you'll find non-diabetes food.

People don't eat fucking donuts and coke for breakfast.

>>726340314
why anon ?

>>726340314

I'd guess up north, since he's not having scampi and chips smothered in tartar sauce like some soft southern pansy

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>>726339998
Wow. Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s--3Oq7XLA

>>726340210
It's like eating cooked blood & oatmeal.

Sounds great, huh?

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>>726340218
>I'm so clever
>*snickers*
>mlady

>>726340239
do you think it's possible to remove this immage from my brain if i go trough the eye with a ball point pen?

>>726340046
ha ha so healthy and you eat oil soaked bread? don't lie you fat neckbeard. go put ketchup on your beans you fucking child.

>>726338740
dog shit

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>>726340381
Nice comeback m8

>>726338740
Double english breakfast.

your mum

>>726340368
yep Oop North lad

>>726340039
no not Christmas dinner..... do you?

>>726338740
Literally anything out of a McDonald's dumpster that's been sitting in the rain?

>>726340088
Its not true. Though america is so overpopulated probably some do. Probably mostly the poor southerners and illegals

>>726338740
>You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than an ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

Vagina.

>>726340348

Just curious is all, I'm working in central London and wondering if that's a local meal - it's mushy peas, chips and gravy if I'm not mistaken, looks quite nice.

everything

>>726340396
I will hunt you down an box your fucking head you poofter

>>726340316
>breakfast bar
wut

>People don't eat fucking donuts and coke for breakfast.

So your story is make believe?

>>726338740
Labskaus

>>726340512

Mushy peas are more popular up north, and the choice of what to put on chips becomes Gravy (most popular choice) or Curry Sauce.

>>726340172
OK! what? British invention for traditional British breakfast! how is it for Muslims? also it's pigs blood you dedicated nazi

>>726340512
Poor you working in Londonistan , get a curry

>>726340369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJYQP08dos

>>726338740
TWO ENGLISH BREAKFAST

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>>726340384
No taste....

>>726340239
this belongs in a gore thread

>>726340645
winrar

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>>726340433

>>726338740
Bloody fucking haggis

>>726339713
FREE CHELSEY MANNING

>>726340539

In Australia that is dumbass

Avoiding coke and donuts for breakfast isn't 'fit', its what the rest of the world considers normal

>>726340591

Yeah I was going to say, don't know many chip shops or greasy spoons around here that even offer mushy peas. No salt and vinegar for the chips?

>>726339829
whatever you say muhammad

>>726339727

>fat logic

>>726340647
Wow ops looks better and looks like cum around it

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>No Sunday Roast

>>726340534
seriously won't get out of your chair fatty

>>726340316
Again, you're going to a breakfast buffet at a fuckin hotel in the US, no wonder it was a shit experience- anyone with half a brain knows a continental breakfast in the US is meant for kids and fat lazy fucks, so the food choices are geared towards them, which is why they are mostly free

>>726339784
chorrizo burrito /thread

>>726340623

How delightfully droll.

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>>726338740

>>726340818
>continental breakfast

Literally not a what continental breakfast is

>>726340815
Thats it you are dead faggot

>>726338740
>no bub and squeak
Kill yourself OP you don't know what a full english is.
Prolly some crusty scottish fuck screaming "muh independence" every 7 seconds.

>Disclaimer: Amerifat, but at least our country's leader doesn't sell our wives out to muslims

>>726340799

The thread is about breakfast, no?

Sunday roast is peak dinner for sure friend.

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>>726340547

It takes your hangover
and kills it dead.

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>>726340736

>>726340779
no where up here sells savaloy either, literally never had one! that is how rare they are.

>>726340787
>tard logic

>>726339293
WHAT IS THIS BISCUIT AND WHY DOES IT HAVE JIZZ ON IT?!?!?!

>>726340926

It just says "name something better than an English Breakfast"

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Much Better, eurofaggs

>>726340778
>Australia
Is that a real place?

I can't believe anything you say any more, anon. I think we should see other people.

>>726340840
Dont be talking all your fancy lardon posh talk here lad it dont suit yer

>>726340903
You're further proving me right m8

>>726339293

>Savoury Scones with baby vomit on

American Cuisine.jpg

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>>726340727
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

>>726339520
Yeah because everyone knows brits are all the epitome of fitness with their 4% lower obesity rate

>>726339090
What the fuck is black pudding?

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You're allowed to eat this at any time, even as breakfast.

>>726340630
>The running water "SHHHHHH"

Brilliant.

>>726341033
>never had biscuits and gravy
I forgot, Europeans and Canadians don't know what flavor is.

>but muh Poutine

Shit's worse for you than a Baconater.

>>726341071

It only takes 1% lower to be able to mock you for being fat

>>726340973
turkish breakfast?

>>726340913
what are you on about? how do you propose my demise?

>>726340938

Mate! I'm not crazy about savaloy but I've had a few, always get them for my brother - didn't realise they're a rarity, haha!

One word..TACOS

>>726340965

I stand corrected.

>>726341024
>losing argument
>yo-yo-you pro-o-ving me riiii-g-h-t dood

>>726341083
fried blood sausage

>>726341134
I said I will box your head in !

>>726338740
sucking my brothers shit off my uncles dick.

>>726340973
>wake up nice and early
>hungry so decide to whip up some breakfast
>cant decide what to have so lets have a bit of everything
>start preparing it
>finally ready
>its dinner time already

>>726341002

Let's call it a truce and meet somewhere in the midlands.

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>>726341033
>scones

Enjoy your faggot pigs blood and oatmeal biscuit.

>>726341153
in the north it's like they don't exist, people just frown at you when you say the word! it's like they deny it's existence or something.

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>>726340936

>>726340973
foreigners eat right shyte
fucking savages

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>>726341241

>Willingly going to the Midlands

>>726339062
What in God's name is wrong with you if a half cup of beans gives you gas all day long? Take a probiotic or something. Christ...

>>726341241
Listen mate Im not a homo ok

>>726338740
Even staying hungry is better than this

>>726338740
fish and rice

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This is better.

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>>726338740

>>726341115
that is not gravy you silly cunt! American cuisine is a bastardisation of other cuisines like your language because your country is about 20 minutes old and has no culture or rich history.

>>726341372
fucking noice bra

>>726341299

I don't know if this makes me a 'newfag' or whatever, I've only been on this site about two weeks, but thanks for the laugh mate, you've just had me cracking up at my desk.

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>>726338740
Gross. I can't have my food touching each other.

Are you some filthy animal?

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>>726341299

>Leaving Yorkshire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg

>>726341119
no our country is fat bro, it's getting like America, we need to do something about it before we have to widen all the doors in schools.

>>726341372
Rice ..eeewww

>>726341386
mah nigguh! blueberry pancakes and bacon!

>>726341312
Have you worked up an immunity? No wonder you're eating war rations as "muh breakfast"

>>726341216
but how? your arm fat rolls over your fists. it would be like a pillow fight.

>>726341470
keks

>>726341196
Go back to Swaziland

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>>726341405
>doubt

>>726341572
I will break you an smash your ugly face to a pulp

>>726340239
What the fuck is wrong with you mane?

>>726341461
Fuck i could go for one right about now too.

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>>726341490

>>726341615
>losing argument
>lel xd bak 2 redit cxcx xdxd

>>726339090
hurr look at me i'm scottish

fuck off porridge wog

>inb4 10 pie and chips a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8JrDO0QzD4

>>726341748
Those are cookies you cockeyed motherfucker

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>>726338740
Bitch please

>>726341499
Not even trolling here, I feel that way about potatos. Fucking hate potatos. Rice im all good with.

>>726341662
using your club like fat gathering? I would just run to your side to avoid your attack but I dont know if I can run that far in one go. I guess I could just do nothing because your chair has fused to your body and you would need to remove the front of your house to get out of it.

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>>726341823
Bon appetit

>>726341812

A Cookie is a specific type of biscuit you Yankee fuck.

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>>726341823
>>726341862
Get on my level faggots

>>726341861
>being this insulting to a black belt in karate

>>726341888
>dat trigger control
>dem trips

>>726338740
Two english brekkies

>>726341935
there is no eating discipline in karate and who does karate? what are you like 8 or something?

>>726339543
>no bread

>>726340057
>Fried chicken and rice
>Grape Pop

Fucking Nigger

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>>726341888
>Chinese breakfast

>>726341829
rice is what slitty eyed feckers love get some roasties down you

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>>726338740

this one

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>>726342029

>>726342010
I will beat you to a pulp after I finish building this garage faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcEkg5C59aU

>>726340172
>descicated pigs blood, pigs fat, and oatmeal
>Halal

>>726342031
notice how there are far less fat Asians?

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>>726342070

>>726342127
they cannot afford nothing moar than rice

>>726342108
no one cares about your minecraft fagot. face it, all you have is spare tyres.

>>726342132
nasty

>>726340194

Have to pass on this. Mushy peas and gravy just dont seem right together.

>>726342212
of course not being greedy fat muricans = poor

>>726342234
I will reckt you kiddo

>>726341083
delicious is what it is

>>726340902
diarrhea plate

>>726342267
what its flipping lush

>>726340396
Lol I cant even imagine being this rattled over pictures of food on 4chan. I feel really bad for you.

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>>726342079

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>A healthy German breakfast to get your morning started

>>726338740
Pussy

>>726342406
>I feel really bad for you son
>I got 99 problems and being this rattled over pictures of food on 4chan ain't one.

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>>726342406
he is newfag

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OH BOY SERIAL FOR BREAKFAST ARE THE BEST

>>726342325
no your drowning at the bottom of that hole fatty, stop projecting.
you don't have the ability to take me on, I'm average build, lil chubby round the mid, average strength, fractionally above average hight and not the most healthy person you will meet BUT I am way out of your league mate.

>>726341499
rice is glorious
the fuck you talking about

>>726341773
>expresses an anecdotal dining experiencing about having a shitty breakfast

Yea no shit, you were at a hotel breakfast

>well in tha land down unda where cocks blow themselvs we av gud brekkers

Apples to Oranges, you were in the US at a breakfast buffet

>*smug face. Cock stiffens as the vegimite hardens* that's not a continental
Breakfast

AND THAT CHANGES THINGS? Again, you're further proving me right, you went to a hotel chain breakfast buffet, made almost exclusively for children and fat lazy fucks, of course it was a shitty experience.

As for our back and forth shitty banter style, well they obviously didn't teach you reading comprehension or you're purposefully omiting my points that I have again repeated. Address them, or continue this reddit-tier back and forth.

>>726342406
just read the one comment then? follow the string back lazy yank

>>726342570
Shut your cakehole Fatty

>>726342592
its disgusting slimy maggots

>>726342234
Shut up faggot, you're getting baited and its making everyone cringe. Go project in a different thread, I'd bet money you're under 18.

>>726338740
Portuguese breakfast

>>726342820
I don't open my mouth (cake hole) when I type so it will open when I want to put cake in it. for now it remains closed.
you however need your mouth constantly open as the fat has blocked your airways and is crushing your lungs so it's the only way you can breath.

>>726339998
>food station
>cereal station
>bread station
>STATIONS

HAHAHA WHAT IS THIS

>>726338740
anything is better than that disgusting shit

>>726342856
sorry for your shitty rice

>>726342965
agreed

>>726342731
Ive read them all, it's some guy losing his shit over a side of ketchup lol. Also not yank, mad?

>>726343008
>being this trolled

>>726342965
inches? would be a safe bet
also no fuck off faggot I'm enjoying myself

>>726343033
do you even how to hotel?

>>726343008
Haha holy fuck man the insecurity is just seeping

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>>726343114

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>>726338740
Finn Wolfhard.

>>726342691
Lol settle down

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>>726343082
no but everyone else is apparently, I'm just bored in my kitchen so I fuck with a food thread

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>>726343202

>>726343114
You haven't been laid.

>>726338967
and a bloody mary on the side :) the most important meal of day and all that

>>726343378
not as frequently as I used to but family life will do that to you. you will understand in about 30 years.

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>>726343566
be an hero as your dying here

>>726343566
Wow, I stand corrected, you're an even bigger loser than previously thought, you're getting trolled on /b/ AND you have a family. Kek

Irish Breakfast

>>726343689
no I killed this dumb thread.
also who is the guy in the pic?

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>>726343706

>>726343765
whats in that pic or didnt exist

>>726338740
>baked beans
>sauce is watered-down ketchup

I'd rather not

>>726343765
that's just an english breakfast with more attitude

>>726340039
You're the joke of the world

>>726343945

I'm sure no one will say anything if you add
full-strength ketchup to your beans.

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spoons

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>>726340039
That's what your companies tell us!

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>>726343794
>this mucho edgelord
Oi fatty

>>726344118
the craving is real right now

>>726344114
uhm wut, we've bean through this already. do you want a repeat?

>>726338740
No fried slice? get that fucking plebeian garbage out of here

>>726344251
Yep but its past 12 so No !

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>>726344241

That was a lot of clicking

>>726344429
your point being caller ?

Sour Altoids

>>726344486

A lot of pointless bickering over nothing, normal faggot btards

>>726338740
my vomit after a normal breakfast which doesnt lead to obesity and diarrhea

>>726344602
winrar

>>726340046
>look at me I run less than 25 miles a week
>I spend even less time in the gym
>I'm a badass
Kek

>>726339044
Faggot Hipster

>>726344602
well at least you have something to cry about now "cancer ruining b" "I'm here for serious discussion" "I've never trolled anyone" "waaah waaah waaah"

>>726344275
sorry, didn't read. what was the result?
pretend-adults pretend-hate ketchup?

>>726339044
>smashed avo
Hipster fag detected.

>>726344872

Sorry I called your little argument normal b fag banter

>>726344876
no everyone got mad at me for "being trolled"
everyone was mad, I was rocking a smugglypuff.
yeah I got trolled hard man

>>726338740
Weed and Taco Bell.

>>726344925
yeah you better fucking be

>>726339543
What is that stuff on the upper left of the plate?

>>726344948
i guess you had to be there

anyway, ketchup rocks.

>>726344971

Well I am, what now?

>>726344920

From what I see it tends to be an Aussie thing, avo with feta is very damn popular too

>>726344118

Miss this the most about living in the UK.

Shit pub, great and cheap breakfast.

>>726344973
looks like lardo

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>>726345012
I don't have a problem with it, was just a trigger point. here's my personal supply.

A Scottish breakfast you soft southern shite. Where's the black pudding? What the fuck is that artful arrangement of cherry tomatoes for you frigging sausanach queer.

>>726345028
well I'm sorry for shouting at you...
so there..
what now?

>>726345067
Aussie Fag Hipster.

>>726340210
Chewy textured fried meat

>>726344118
Oh great! It comes with MacDonalds potato abortions. Still no black pudding you homo.

>>726343489
Now that is a decent breakfast!

>>726340239
>eating milksteak
>not using fight milk

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>>726345176

Much better

>>726345242
hash browns are misleading.