Quads decide whether I kill myself or not

>>726324062
do it

>>726324062
Do it faggot

Do not do it

>>726324062
no just go back to r9k

>>726324062
If he gets a yes, I go out too.

>>726324062
no.

do it and livestream

roll ;_;

if quads delete your thread and then kys

kill yourself- green.angst

don't

>quads decide
No they won't. You have no intention of actually doing it and are just whoring for attention.

Im gunna waste quads

>>726324062
livestream it

I'm not op, but I'd like to know the best way to do it and make it look like a natural death?

I know the helium tank thing is painless, but imagine a relative walking in and seeing me lying there dead with a mask and a gas tank... It will look as shocking as finding me with my brain splattered on the wall.

So, does anyone know a good way to die so it looks natural. No accidents or stuff like that. The best would be if I can somehow trigger a heart attack. Do you think taking loads of caffeine pills would do it? Will the autopsy find out?

And if possible, I don't want methods that could fail and leave me with handicaps or in a vegetative state. I've already found some really good undetectable poison-making pdfs, but all of the deaths looked painful and not quite natural when tested on rabbits (vomiting blood, muscle spams, literally sweating blood,etc.)

How can I force a heart attack?

Thanks in advance.

P.S: This is a serious post, so please answer seriously. By the way, I'm not trying to seek any attention, so please don't say stuff like "don't do it man", "it's not worth it", etc. If, however, you know how I can die from a heart attack or any natural way, please write it down.

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And end your suffering?

lol, no.

don't do it

>>726324062
You will buy as many bottles of whiskey as you can afford.
You will take one shot every 30 seconds until you pass out or die.
Whichever comes first.

Do it.... livestream?

>>726324062

:^)

>>726324062

if they impeach him then and only then an hero.

Don't

>>726326665
Almost !!! dammit.

>>726326456
Roll

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Don't

do a flip

quads and btw if youre gonna kill yourself, do it when you have your own apartment

>>726326903
reroll

>>726324062
op consider this b4 u are kill you are self

see a dr or therapist
write down your problems and how you can solve the problems
look for the pros and cons of each solution
be realistic
set a few small goals such as walking or some shit for fitness
take one step at a time

talk it out with mate

>>726326927
reroll

kill yourself

>>726324062

maybe

>>726326943
also, what has led you to this shitty thread op
what is the problem?

>>726325885
>live long enough to be old
>die of heart attack
>????

please kill

Roll XD

>>726324284
Do it faggot.

>>726324062
Nigger you aint special

dont be a faggot, don't kill yourself

Roll XD

14/88

>>726326665

:0)

HONK

>>726324062
Die

kill yourself in a painless way.

>>726324062
No, kek has great plans for you.

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Do it

Go to bed and don't consider suicide for another 10 years

>>726324062

>Be naked
>Spray paint your crotch purple
>Walk down the street with a sign that says, "Can God save me?"
>Think about all the things that make you depressed and try to cry
>Cry as hard as you can
>Have a gun or pills, whatever kill method you prefer
>When you gain a sufficient amount of followers kill yourself
>Planning a route in which you can jump off a bridge also works

why you suicidal op?

Blame someone you only met once in your suicide letter

>>726326456
Roll

you know what has to be done

>>726327338


OP why you depressed?

Quads to save your sorry ass

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Do it op I believe in you

>>726325885
Can i get those undetectable poison making pdfs

die

>>726324062
No. The suffering continues.

Nah

You live your life like the rest of us faggot
>JK actually kys

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>>726327338
>>726327507

OP afk?

OP I WANT TO KNOW WHY GEEZ

No, and dedicate your life to the relentless pursuit of finding the ultimate meme

>>726324062
NO

DO IT FAGGOT

Do not do it

>>726324062


Roll: Live

>>726324062
no

Do it

>>726324062
Nah fam

Stream it faggot

>>726324062
death doesn't make things better

Time to Die...

Don't forget to stream it faggot

Quads.
For.
Kills.

Jew it

>>726328539
Roll

Satan says die and stream

Don't do it

>>726328619
Do it

>>726328619
Again

>>726328494
But it does make everything over.

>>726328666
Win

Now go and die now

>>726328666
SO FUCKING CLOSE. JUST FUCKING DO IT.

Don't do it

>>726324062
jump from a bridge

>>726324062
roll

Closer do it

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i don't want to live without her
i won't post the story, but she was the reason i kept going.

pic unrelated

>>726328694
He said quads, roll for live stream do it

Don't do it anon. I want you to live.

Do it nigger.

Cut your dick off and bleed out...

>>726328899
Fuck...so close

i force you to live until at least 65

JUST DO IT

If quads come murder suicide with me

Don't let my dreams be dreams

>>726329223
I like that plan

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I stopped reading at "not". Just do it already.

nope

DO

>>726329714
IT

op is kill

quad kill yourself

KILL YOURSELF OP

Suicide go

KILL YOURSELF

Only if you roll a nat 20 and post results first.

Roll for quads

Do. it.

Yeet

Reroll for quads

>>726325885
Eat roughly 2 salt shakers worth of salt quickly, it'll induce a heart attack. Still painful, and won't fool an autopsy, but natural appearing.

Also, rolling for up, don't do it. Instead, dedicate your life to something crazy. Something that people will shun your for. And collect cats. Like, so many cats that people start referring to you as Catlord. Make sure they all have either sickenly babyish names, like Captain fluffy cuddlebutt, or super regular names like Steve and Gary.

>>726330004
So close

Kill yourself

>>726328666
It does not, once you can get a peek at what is behind all of Life /b/ will remember : me told em first

>>726324062
DO IT FAGGOT!

boii

>>726326665
HOOOOLY SHIIIT

>>726330109
Explain

>>726329286
Same, that's why I suggested it

do it

>>726330157
watch this.

Be an hero

>>726326665
Dude its close enough, do it

I swear if we take this to 3's

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>>726330312

\(;-;)/

>>726326665

>>726330312
inb4 sextuple

>>726330575
Sextuple for triple suicide

>>726330161
What do you think Life is?
Get to the roots, how do you solve a problem?
Thinking about how you solve it, this is done by "playing" through each possability, the process you call Life is just a mere "Problem Solving" - Thinking Dead is the End, well Dead is just the Game Over Screen, limitless Continues just the fact that you reset your whole "Experience" and start at the Beginning.

Short Explanation - this lesson is for free, and yes Karma is a bitch

>>726324062
roll

Stream your suicide OP !

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>>726330657
Explain how you know this. Also explain in a friendly manner, as if you were Mr Rogers

Fucking don't jesus man up

Stream it

inb4 1111

1111

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It'll be so funny when you kill yourself

>>726330971
early aye

>>726324062
STREAM IT

now do it

Abc

>>726324062
Sleep it off. See how you feel tomorrow.

>>726331031

123

1111 GET

STREAM IT YOU FAGGOT

KEK IS WITH YOU

>>726331067
Def

STREAM IT FAG

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Kill yourself boy

>>726331054
This, for real.

>>726324062

:^(

Dnt do it op.

>>726331111
WINRAR

>>726331111
You gotta get creative mate, be descriptive.

>>726324062
At least donate your organs so you're not a complete failure.

>>726331111
Winrar

>>726330884
I know cause i haven't resettet the last times, why? i dunno maybe a failure maybe enlightment can't tell

But iam sure, we are here for a certain reason..

>>726331111
To livestream or not to livestream?

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>>726331111
Rest in peace anon

>>726331179
If just said whether

>>726325885
stop your heart with cocaine. you'll die high as a kite

Stream

>>726331209
So you don't know

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>>726331111

>>726331111

WINRAR
deliver OP

Hello there mister memestar

>>726331420
Nice digits

Dont do it fag

>>726331443
I was so fucking close to saving your life

>>726328899
U forgot to make him stream

15 mg of paracetamol will do it but it will show up on tests

don't do it. I command you to enroll in Nursing or a trades program, suck it up for 3-4 years, then afford nice things to keep the sadness away

>>726331481
How?

>>726331111
Send selfie of you blown up face

>>726327051
What does 14/88 mean

>>726328459
You're going to hell and you'll have to answer for this

>>726331574
He said live or die not decide my life for the next few years

>>726331654
Trap queen

>>726331654
Probably the ratio of people telling op to not do it : do do it

>>726331747
Read between the lines

Do it and write about how someone could have saved you but they didn't

>>726331760
Bump

>>726328666
calm down satan he will be soon enough in hell

>>726324062
Roll

>>726331111
Weener

>>726333333

>>726331265
I do know why, but i also know how people are these days, we need more time

>>726324062
Don't do it OP
live a better life
gl anon

>>726328719
>SO FUCKING CLOSE
off by 1000, fucking retard

Hello guys I am from reddit and this will be my first greentext

> hello

>>726324062
We are all going to die. Why rush it?

Kys live OP

>>726335053
Not having to endure it

>>726324062
do it

>>726335235
As opposed to not existing, or feeling anything? Seems like a waste when there are so many things to yet to experience or discover. We are only here but for a brief moment. In hindsight, it will have lasted but a blink of an eye.

murder suicide you pussy

do it

>>726335536
Still better to not have to endure it.

>>726324062
by drinking milk till you die

>>726326665
GOD DAAMN IT!

>>726331111
do it faggot!

>>726335639
That is impossible to know, isn't it? What if eternal torment is all that is beyond death? I wonder how much pain you really have..

Do it faggot

>>726335867
It's an attitude, not knowing or unknowing. You also don't know the opposite. This goes on forever with what ifs on both sides. You're betting, nothing more. In betting, nothing more. Go ahead and live.

rip.

>>726325885
heart attacks are extremely painful and even if you manage to induce it (which is harder to do than it sounds) the autospy would find out. also, don't do it, I've been suicidal too and things can get better or at least you can fill your time with hobbies until you die naturally

Call the suicide hotline fuckhole.

>>726324062
it's fucking sad seeing all the trolly do its. OP don't, sleep it off, talk about it with someone, play some videogames or watch a movie or read something. Keep the thought out of your head. It's not great, but i've been like you and I know It feels like death is the only way and tbk, it probably is, but going through it by yourself is hard and there's a high chance you either die in extreme pain or end up with a fucked up body. Death is probably worth it and, shit, if it would be easy and painless a lot more people would do it, but that's not the case

str8 ballin'

If you do it, remember there is nothing after. That being said, do it.

NEVER CONTINUE TO SUFFER ON THIS TERRAN MATERIAL PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

Don't do it!

Robert Dairy Queen first

Then do it

Do it

>>726324062
suffer like the rest of us

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>>726324062
Do a flip.