Let's get a secrets thread going anons.

my cars cousin tried to fist me in my uncles van

>>726304831
good thred OP

>>726305981
Yeah good stuff. Thanks for coming out guys, it was fun.

>>726304831
yes, let's

>>726306398
anytime /b/ro

Ran a train on a girl with my friend and couldn't get it up because it was cold, but then was happy I couldn't because her vag smelled rank as hell and she probably had some std or some shit

Interest

>>726306662
>because it was cold
sure.. fag.

sometimes i bump threads

Ok, so it was cold…and awkward.

>I'm a zoophile
>Know plenty of women that are as well
>Active in a lot of fetish communities
>Know a lot of 18-24 year old girls that are into real life loli and always want to read/watch loli hentai together
>Have a bunch of 18-28 year old girls that constantly talk about how bad they want me to "breed them" and use them as cum dumpsters and keep them constantly pregnant
>Have a dozen girls on skype and kik that will just randomly send me nudes even if I haven't been responding to them for days
>Have a few friends who will randomly want to just suck my dick "for fun", thank me for it, then leave
>All of them are 6/10 or higher, up to a solid 9/10

>Anon says I'm living the dream
>In reality I hate myself and wish I was dead every single day

>>726304831
virgin faggot because i never learned to man the fuck up and talk to women

>>726307350
What the fuck is "real life Loli"?

Sometimes I post the same damn thread every day like the faggot I am

>>726307694
I loled

>>726307624
underage girl considered attractive by some fuckers, just becuase its irl doesnt mean it changes meaning stupid fuck

I actually liked the star wars prequels.

I'm responsible for more than 30,000 dollars of stolen equipment from the Circuit City I work at.

>>726307350
because you lie to look cool on b? shit man dont worry everyone on here does it

>>726307844
No, that's just called being a pedophile you dumb faggot

>>726308007
is it pedophilia if they're also under 18?

As a joke, I put Nair hair removal cream in someone's shampoo bottle and she slowly started losing her hair because I also added a little water and shook it up and she never knew so she kept using it for weeks and just thought the hair loss was her getting sick.

I just had surgery on my left testicle. Had complications and it swelled up to the size of a small coconut and I had to go to the ER. Not a super secret but still

>>726308089
nah

I'm straight but sometimes I like sucking dick, visit my Trans friend a lot. So guess I'm bi after all

>>726308007
same shit retard

>>726308261
Do you have a gf?

>>726307903
You hereitic

I've posted more than once on this thread but until now, nobody knew

I went to a friend's house an took a shit in their bathroom but because I was pissed at him and he'd been a dick to me before I pulled out a pair of latex gloves I brought specifically for this purpose and shoved a small piece of shit in the end of his shower curtain rod.
>they went crazy for months trying to figure out what it was and ended up moving before they found out.

>>726308316
I said I'm straight
not an idiot

Sometimes when I go to a friends house I'll save pubes I've plucked out of my dick with a pair of tweezers and sprinkle a few on the food he and his girl are eating while it's cooking.

There's this one girl I work with that I really wanna fuck in the corner off camera while on break.

I need my other sister.

I secretly wish a woman at work would flash me her tits or ask for an e mail and send nudes.

>>726308901
You need a vasectomy.

>>726308901
>excuse me
hysterectomy

I found a pic of a girl I know from uni on /b/, where she's in a slutty open mouth pose with some cum on her, and I have no idea how to react, I mean the rumors about her are true now that I've seen this, but I'm not sure if I just fap to this a lot, look for more or approach her

>>726309182
Go for it.

>>726309411
But how would I go about that? She's quite popular and there are talks going on that she likes foreigners, which I am not, and it would be rude if I approached her with one of the rumors or the pic

>>726304831
i want to die every day but too pussy to try agian

>>726309532
who fucking cares if it's rude
she's a whore
post pic by the way

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>>726309809
Do you think that would work? I really want her, always see her in university with her foreign friends she probably has fun with

>>726309532
Don't mention the pic you idiot.
Approach with your best false confidence and hope she lets you fuck her eventually after pretending to be her friend for however the fuck long it takes. Just don't be retarded and mention the picture or it's instant cock block because no woman wants to hear some random dude (or some dude who's been courting her) tell her he found nudes of her online. It's not hot, it's creepy and whatever the fuck fantasy you're conjuring up just isn't gonna happen.
>But if you're lucky and work hard enough on yourself she might touch your penis.

>>726308121
My 80 year old neighbor did that to herself accidentally.

>>726309955
Yeah I was thinking about that, but it's frustrating hearing stories about her and not being able to come to the same parties. I might just need to go for the slow approach to get into one

>>726309563
Then don't, try really hard to live instead and when someone gives you shit for it or tries to stifle your happiness just don't be a bitch and remember that you're in control of your own life whether you believe it or not. Circumstances are only circumstances until they're not, then once you're free you have options.

>>726304831
I make about 1800$ a week with counterfeit money I only do it 4 times a day but it's how I make my living one day I won't be so lucky

>>726309943
that...that's the pic you're basing your plans around?
Jesus, I thought it would at least be a nude. but you''ve decided she's a slut, and are going to ask her to fuck. Because you saw a picture where she had her mouth open.

>>726310044
Your 80 year old neighbor is one dumb bitch.
>or she's senile. Either way keep dangerous shit away from old people, they're like children again once they hit 70.

>>726310228
thanks anon now i want to kill my self a little less

i want to be a sissy faggot, but i'm fat

>>726309943
Yeah you're fuckin retarded,
I mean try to fuck or whatever but fuck whatever the pic is.

>>726310305
I'm pretty sure there's some cum on there. And she does have a lot of rumors about her as I said. There was one nude of her (supposedly), but I'm not sure, because it has no face. It looks very similar to her though

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There was this girl at work, we were quite close, used to have lunch together. One day, last week, i jizzed in her sandwich and told her after she ate it.
I'm unemployed at the moment

>>726310624
someone who no longer lives in reality

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I'm in a state of constant fear that I'm not good enough to make it through college. I'll spend all this money just to drop out and not have anything to show for it. I'm scared that I'll let down my parents who have given me so much.

I have a LDR with my girlfriend of about 1.5 years and I get really bummed out when I don't get to see her for months at a time. I have lots of friends in school, but I feel like I can't really share with them the same feelings and insecurities I can share with her. I don't deserve her, she could do so much better than me.

Basically I'm a totally dependent mess with no self confidence and general anxiety. Even now I'm probably writing this as a way to seek affirmation from total strangers. How pathetic am I?

>>726310454
That's not what I was aiming for.
You SHOULD want to kill yourself
but you should also be able to understand that that's a normal response to most things in life because for decades now people have been born into a world, society, system, and congregation of families and friends that are all organized and authorized to FUCK YOU OVER.
Killing yourself won't end your pain because you don't actually know if it will.
I tried in 2012 and now some days I can't decide if I actually woke up and threw up all the pills I took or I'm either in a coma and this is all just my subconscious creating a fucked up version of reality where my entire life sucks because I feel horrible about trying,
or I actually died and I'm now just living in a special hell designed for me and me alone.
Point is, you only get this life and nothing else is guaranteed so you might as well make some sort of attempt at living it even if the attempt is in vain.

>>726310510
Start smoking, you'll get there.

>>726304831
i feel attracted attracted to 10-14yo girls. i have an ED

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>>726311211
I'm dropping out this end of this semester. Don't put so much pressure on yourself with education it honestly doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things

>>726308325
>i have never seen episodes 1,2,3,
>i saw return of the jedi in 1988 i was 7 i fucking hated the ewoks.
>i think vampires are for fags or women who secretly want to sleep with one.
>i think lucas and speilberg are like those whores who were worth paying for in the beginning and at the end were used up cum rags

I constantly snoop on my boyfriend

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>>726304932
>cars cousin
kachow

>>726311365
fuck sake
what brand of tin-foil do you buy?
you must be underage

>>726312149
>>726311365
also, to add
society has never been better than what it is now

>>726311899
why

>>726311899
michelle if this is you I swear to god

>>726312372
Lol no not Michelle.

>>726312251
Idk we have a history of trust issues between the both of us but he broke the trust hard last year and I guess I just can't get over it....I can't stop

>>726311740
I don't know man, from where I'm standing I couldn't imagine doing anything other than engineering. It's the only thing I've ever been kinda sorta good at. It's just, the math classes have gone so high concept I have no way to relate it to any sort of reasonable physical situation.

I'll keep going, but apparently my next year is the hardest for my major. If I decide I want to end it all, I'm sure that /b/ will support me.

>>726312448
fuck off Michelle i know it's you

Used to sleep over my friend's house, and his older brother would make me blow him and his friends

>>726312515
tits or gtfo
I know you're a sheila because faggots never talk about trust issues. only faggy shit cos they're gay

>>726312448
that is exactly what michelle says when she snoops

>>726312649
Why'd you ask why if you're just gunna be a manwhore

> years agoi lost a relationship to an illness.
> i joking made a list of predicitions of shit that would happen before i got with the one who got away
>2/3rds of those predictions are coming true.
>i don't know if i should worry about being psychic or it's actually going to happen
>last prediction is she's still hot but she's got bigger tits

>>726312701
that was my first post itt

>>726312617
How many friends?

>>726312886
2, not including him.

>>726312149
GLAD you fuckin pussy and I'm 30 years old
>I'll fuck your mother right in the mouth in your bed and I'm not even joking.

>>726311820
surely you are the chosen one

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>Be me
>Be 23 y/o white, blonde dood with M A S S I V E fetish for wincest
>Cousin comes over for Supercon, solid 9/10 pic related
>We decide to RP in our costumes for the night cause hype
>dressing up as Pepe, feelsgoodman.jpg
>she dressed as a schoolgirl vampire from some anime, idc
>she starts saying shit that turns me on
>can't take it
>confess my feeling for her like an autist
>she does the same, biting her lip
>next thing I know we're wildly fucking pounding each other harder than Mike Tyson at a pretzel shop

That was the day I fucked Count Vajacula.

My fucking boyfriend HATES feminists and never stops talking about them. I am obviously not even close to a feminist but goddamn is it annoying how he shits on women all day. Just move on.

>>726313387
My girlfriend doesn't exist she's such a feminist so he kinda has a point.

I busted a nut with a friend once, glad to say my dick is bigger ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>726313387
Tits or gtfo

>>726313486
I love English gg

>>726313516
My dick is prob bigger.

He just sits on Instagram and argues with feminists.

>>726311211

This was me some months ago.

The exact same thing; Including the LDR.

Have you considered researching into the Fringe/Metaphysics field?

>>726313343
pretzel shop?

>>726313599
Lmaoooo probs

>>726313689
What's his insta?

>>726313689
he sounds like a real catch anon.

>>726307903
You sick fuck

>>726313711
Fuck meant Jewish concentration camp

>>726313760
Contemplating suicide

>>726313736
Heeeeyyyyyyyyy wouldn't you like to know

>>726304831
Within next few weeks my secret army will raid U.K. And UAE arresting all royal family members where they will be under house arrest until we salvage all royal families and their staffers and allies

Followed by mass media cleansing where we will air their spy sex tapes and treason with Zionists in the US and Australia. Lots will be jailed in ultra security prison while some will be shot and hanged in public.

>>726313906
Well yeah I'm a male feminist I'll Fucking go at him

>>726313933
You could have just confirmed you were going to get dubs. Like me.

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>>726304831
I desperately want to start an affair with my coworker who is a qt 27 year old blond thing

I'm trying to quit porn atm so I think its just the extra hormones, bu goddamn i literally cannot stop from looking at her ass. Its impossible. She flirts a bit, but I don't bite. I know her bf is a good guy so I would fell like extra shit for cucking him.

......... back in 2000, i was the one who let the dogs out

I'm pretty sure I'll have murdered at least one person by the time I'm 30.

>>726313868
there are easier ways to get out of a shitty relationship than suicide.

homicide for instance

>>726314017
Pics?

>>726313963
Isn't that a meninist

>>726314031
Lmao true

I fucking hate Muslims so fucking bad. I've considered myself a liberal based off of some of my views, but fuck I fucking hate them. They're not a religion of peace. Fucking bullshit, because I've studied their fucking Bible and I've never seen more hateful text from a religion. I'm atheist, and only so because I read most of each religions book of code and decided after the fact if it was worth following, and let me tell you that the Quran is the only one I've seen so far that explicitly tells you to kill nonfollowers. I've been struggling with this feeling for months, mainly because I don't want to hate a group based off of religion, but fuck them. If they're knowingly going to be following a terrorist religion, then fuck the sand niggers and kill every last one of them and get their bullshit religion out of my country

>>726313599
>>726313516
Fuckin chimps.

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>>726313343
>nose piercing
>9/10


Also what is it with whites and incest? Blacks fuck everything from their relatives to the thot down the street, meanwhile whites only seem to fuck their cousins.

>>726314086
No, menenists are pigs who are against feminism. It's the exact ooosite.

>>726314199
>Tfw I'm white

>>726314069
No, guy browses here. We talk about /b/ often.

>>726314209
/b/, man. /b/.

>>726314241
...
>pics

>>726314223
I'm not for feminism at all. Women degrading men for their rights isn't ok with me.

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>>726314299
no

i work at mcdonalds, and when i say 'have a nice day' i don't really mean it


i don't give a fuck

I keep a pair of panties hidden in my closet from my mom's gf. I aways go into her laundry when she leaves town and get off on her smell. Then I put the panties on and fuck myself while my gf is at work. I load up Grindr and start looking for guys who will fuck me.

>>726307350
>6/10s and 9/10s
Pics of all the chicks tits you've recieved
or it didn't happen

>>726306662
>ran a "train" on a girl with my (one) friend
>I couldn't get it up
>only my friend fucked the girl
>he was one man train

>>726314600
True and heterosexual my dudes

I helped my ex gf to fuck a friend's dog and it was fucking awesome

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>>726314223
meninists are MGTOW autsist who legit believe that there is a matriarchal conspiracy in the government designed to affect all men because of batshit feminism.

Most are cringy autists who LARP about being "proud white men who don't need no women" who believe in /r9k/ memes where sleeping with whores and using women like cum rags is somehow masculine. Then if you call them out on this they just say "well I'm against getting married right now" because of marriage laws

so instead of just having children (which is enslavement according to them) and just calling your partner a gf they refuse to have a family altogether.


Autism the lot of it

>>726313708

I really enjoy the field I'm in, it's just getting harder at a faster rate than I'm getting smarter. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this whole thing together.

>>726314238
>tfw nice scapegoat

>>726314407
I really like this post.

>>726309182
dude a girl i dated in high school got into clown porn. found that on /b/.

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>>726314238
You're a nigger in spirit

>>726307350

I know this all too well. It's amazing knowing so many girls, hot ones at that, are into such depraved things.

I too think of death a lot. Depression is just part of life for me. Try and keep yourself occupied like you have been with all that pussy and loli chat.

>>726311211
most people i know who drop out hate themselves for it. a degree is a golden fucking key to the world.

find something you like, and just enjoy it for a few years. coding, art, chemisty, neuroscience (try lots of drugs), whatever.

college is supposed to be confusing and disorienting and scary. And you will never be as good as some. But it will be one of the most valuable things you hold if you stick it out.

>>726315070
i really like this picture jim

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>>726315218
What if I told you i had a permanent solution for your depravity involving a word that starts with "g" and end ins "as"

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>>726315401
I really, really, want to line this meme up against a wall and shoot it

>>726314028
you're bored.

find something you enjoy

>>726314163
you dropped your fedora

>>726315336

I think this is what I needed to hear. Thanks, anon

>>726314209

Forgot the x/10 rating system revolved around your opinion.

sorry bro.

Goodbye Esther

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>>726315568
This.

Its called a Quran, and yeah, just because it calls for literal beheadings and extreme torture of non-believers which allowed them to kill 11.5 million african and 1.5 million european slaves doesn't mean they need to be killed.

Its because they aren't white and Islam is a semitic religion just like kike'd Christianity which need to return to the desert from whence it came.They just need to be deported back to their own lands so we don't have to deal with their problems.

When I'm bored I get fucked up and then suck dicks on the DL.

>>726315930
is it your own dick desu, or do you have a boring no penis feminine body?

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>>726314163
I hate India and all those other 7-11 countries. They are disgusting, smell bad, have a stupid accent, their rivers are polluted to shit. DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS overall just human trash. Granted i have nothing against people of Indian descent if they wear deodorant and at least have hygiene.

>>726314209
whites have hot family
blacks dont
black women are ugly af

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>>726316090
>superpower by 2020
>can't make 60 million of their own citizens poo in loo

>>726313963
>male feminist
Might as well just say gay. It's quicker.

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>>726316235
>people say India has culture
>only culture there is the bacteria multiplying in their feces

>>726310268
Ill give you three hundred dollars to send me two thousand, via mail. If it is quality..

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I'm in love with my best friend's girl. We used to fuck and I have a gf now but if my buddy's gf seduces me even in the slightest I would hop on that real quick.

>>726317014
Holy fuck.

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>>726317591
>being this much of a newfag

i escalated my shota fetish

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>>726304831

>>726317757
escalated how?

>>726312081
Underrated Kek

>>726318742
seminude 4d

if evens i'm going all out!

>>726319143
just do it faggot

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>>726315877

NO

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I was the pilot aboard Germanwings Flight 9525.

>>726304831
I'm having a breakout on my dick and I don't know why. Haven't stopped jacking off though even when I start bleeding, doesn't look like herps. Just looks like acne on muh dick

>>726307903
Honestly, they've had the best light saber duels so far. Original ones are slow and shitty, episode seven barely had any swordplay in it. Also the music in the prequels is fantastic.

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i'm not obsessed she's just my favorite excuse to avoid doing work

>>726318742
went to loli

>>726319687
nah nigga

I can't handle sex. It feels so good I pass out. Literally.

>hahaha what's the problem?

not really so hot when it's the first time I'm with them. Or having sex anywhere but at home in my bed :/

>>726308121
My dad did that to one of his exs once. He said she thought she had cancer. What an idiot!

>>726319872
Just do cowgirl so you don't exert any energy.

>>726319872
I knew a girl like that once. Would pass out during sex, or when she was really stressed about something.

not sure if it's something to do with blood pressure or emotional intensity or what?

im not in school rn
I suck at what I do, like I'm really stupid
I got a DUI and assault charge and legal limit
im just a really bad, pathetic person
idk wtf I should do

>>726311211
Holy shit are you me?

I made out with a really cute 10yo girl last weekend, for about 20 minutes.

>>726320482
Story?

>>726320215
run for office

When I was younger a woman a few streets down used to let me and a few friends hang around in her house, drink beer and smoke weed.

She was like 45 but with quite a tight body. Anyway, she would put porn on TV and ask us guys questions about sex lives. We could tell she was getting horny, one friend made the move and before you knew it we were lining up a train on her. We railed the shit out of her almost every day that summer.

She obviously told us to keep it a secret.

I'm currently friendzoned by my female senpai. tfw senpai doesn't notice you

>>726307350
got kik? shizzle1979

>>726320917
Holy fuck any stories?

I got sucked off by a 14yo girl in a cinema. One of my buddies, his girl and I went to watch a flick one time and his little sis tagged along. My bud and his gal went off to have a quickie in the bathroom and while they were gone his little sis blew me.

She always used to play around with me. Hitting me and running away, suddenly sitting on my knee while me and her bro play ps3 games. Hanging about in some of the skimpiest cloth. Etc etc

>>726312515
Alyssa?

>>726321114
sure, I've got a great one about how me and my friends railed a 45 year old woman

>>726321267
In detail fag

>>726312738
Dude an octopus predicted world cup winners. You're not special you just rolled a nat 20.

>>726320747
you really need the whole backstory but aint nobody got time fo dat. she is one of my close friend's sisters so we've known each other for a long time. Was at a party, she invited me to her room to see her new lizard gecko thing. we were sitting on her bed and made awkward eye contact, i went for it and gave her a quick kiss, she didnt pull away, she smiled, so we started kissing, after a little while we laid down on the bed. i think it was her 1st time, she was kinda nervous but once she relaxed she really got into it. was really fun

>>726321114
She would mostly want to suck our dicks but we convinced her to let us fuck, wasn't hard. I think she was into young guys or just got off on taking some of our v cards.

>>726308431
Gee honey, bathroom smells like shit.
I know dear, but don't all bathrooms tend to smell like shit sometimes?
>impossibru
>your post is invalid

bermpp

i watch dance moms

>>726323283
Kek

i coach athletics 7-14 and four of the girls in my team are sucking my cock after meets

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>>726323443

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I've got a boyfriend irl. We've been together 4 years. I mostly keep him around because i can't bare to see him with anyone else. Also for sex and companionship.

I've got a long distance boyfriend who's in another country that I've fallen madly in love with.

I've got a catfish account that I use to let out my extra crazy. Have made both my boyfriends cheat on me with this account. I just like to spice things up. Usually they're so guilty that it makes them treat me nicer and also gives me the ability to say "well now i don't really trust you so im gonna be extra nosey and suspicious and invade your privacy" and they just let me otherwise I walk

>>726304831
I french kissed a 9years od girl and touched her in places she told me . When I was 17 years old. She is 13 years old now and a very happy girl who I wish to not see again.

>>726323887
winning

>>726323828
knowing you're doing the same thing I am makes me feel less fucked up

thanks anon

>>726306662
Fish smell?

Fap on omegle as much as I can

I secretly want a big cock in my ass and mouth but i find guys repulsive...shemales perhsps will do

At school when I was about 14 I used to fuck the math teacher. I got great math grades without actually doing any work. A girl in my class found out and told me to if i didn't want anyone to find out I had to do it to her too. At the time I didn't want to cause the girl was fuking ugly but the pussy was good.

fuck buddy love to call me daddy we do all kinda kinks she told me wanna fuck older guy like 50+
planing to take her to sex club where some 50+ guys to run a train on her so i can fuck some fatty milfs

>>726324477
at 16 fucked my computer class teacher she was around 28-32 true story

I fuck my best friend even though he has a boyfriend.

Whenever his boyfriend is at work or going to the shops, I play around with his cock, it's just such a nice cock.

>>726324202
fuck yeah
I don't think I've blown a single load solo in 3 years that wasn't edged hard on omegle

i used to fondle my step mom when she fell asleep i almost got caught once when i pulled her sweats down and kissed her pussy (not knowing how sensitive her pussy was i was only about twelve) right when i touched it she popped up she asked what i was doing i (i let go of her sweatpants waistband as soon as she moved and was standing about at her waist) i told her i was giving her a kiss goodnight ( swear to god thats what i said) all she said was "well im up here" looking back i think she definately knew what i was doing but let it go cause it would of been really uncomfortable to accuse a little kid of masturbating over you while you slept

This was many years ago but when I was 16 I saw my 12yo sister licking her friend's pussy. it took them a few seconds to realize i was there and they kinda freaked out and i just turned around and left. she wouldnt talk to me for a couple days but eventually i told her i didnt care what she did and i wouldnt tell anyone ever.

>>726324453
you can just buy a dildo mate

>>726325021
does he suck your cock?

>>726304831

When I FAP. i do it to my own porn because in the early 90's, before the internet was created in college i filmed every girlfriend/FB/one night stand so have hundreds of hours of my own. The line that i was going into movies really does make them wet then as it does now.

The best porn is home made.

>>726304831
https://discord.gg/v5qhWSX

i rubed my dick in my stepsisters mouth when she was eight

>>726325448
Sometimes. Sometimes he fucks me if he's really horny. Which isn't hard to do because when we play games I distract him to win by teasing his dick.

I tell myself 'This time I'll behave', but then he walks by in his boxers and I can't help but shove my face against the front and sniff, he's got such a nice musk.

I really do want to stop but he knows I love him and he kind of gives me leeway for that, and I know it's not fair on his boyfriend. We both enjoy it and it's just sex, even if it's a little more for me than just sex.

I wish they'd break up so I could have him.

My girlfriend's little brother is a much better kisser than she is...

When I was in a relationship with one of my exs, I met her step-sister. I guess you could say we were sort of friends after chatting online. As soon as I met her in person, insta-crush. Sexual attraction and everything. She was only 11 at the time (I was 17, not that it matters). Shit happened between her mum and my ex's mum so my ex deleted her and made me delete her too. I fought back a bit as at the time, this was a 12 year old girl who was losing people she loved. And then my ex said that her step-sister liked me and that I had to delete her. Couldn't make her mad. She would be about 17 now but I would totally fuck her if given the chance

>>726304831
When I was a teen, I fapped to Mom & Dad's home made porn. Dad focused on Mom (my aunt in a few cases). When they started to go through a divorce, Mom gave me the box to throw out and told me "Don't worry about what they are." I "took them to the apartment dumpster", where I actually stashed the porn. I fapped to them for years. I'm a deviant who has trouble in the relationship areas, not gonna' lie.

i literally told all of my female friends i want to suck theire pussies, they all rejected me, i started trying with another girls from normiebook but they reject me aswell, dont know why,


i feel super envy of my friends they all are fucking and getting to date nice girls and im here feeling like a rejected turd


i also tried with my friends ex gfs, and most of them laughed at me


i gave up, just like that, will be spending my money on cocaine and jack daniels till i die, i love my mom tho and cannot let her see me all this sad so i told her i was getting along with a redhead.

I'm "Straight", and i want to do my best friend. who btw is really straight.

when i was 6 i sucked my cousins dick so hed suck mine he didnt do it i blew a guy for no reason

>>726326098
would u do a different guy?

>>726326010
ew wtf, why wouldn't they reject you you fucking creep. learn to talk to and approach girls.

I was cleaning up my doughters room one day when I found a memory card hidden in a drawer. It has pictures and videos of her mom and I having sex on it. We are going to have a talk with her this weekend.

i hate my friends but dont want to be alone.

>>726326401

>implying you could do any better

>>726325041
It's like a meat market, plenty fresh to

>>726326416
0/10

>>726326010


maybe you just need to slow down a little bit, ask them out for pizza or a beer, dont be sexual thats what they expect from you, just be nice anon, i was there i feel your pain.

>>726325267
Nice work breaking your promise, asshole

>>726326393
Probably yes, but, we are so similar, if i would go on this road he would be perfect. But i wouldn't do anything to threaten our friendship

My best friend is dating this girl who's an internet celebrity (can't name her or else my identity would be obvious) & I just want to pound her out so bad I would treat her better & she'd buy me nice ass things but I don't have the balls to try & break them up. Because if I fail I lose them both

I had a girlfriend once that had a sun that had a peep hole so he could watch us.

>>726326699


so should i not be sexual towards them? like just tell them to lets go out and thats it?


im not chad i stand no chance

My first relationship ended because my girlfriend got amnesia following head trauma, but I honestly wonder if she just couldn't break up with me...

I had a girlfriend break up with me because I'm not cercomsised.

>>726327006
I have a friend who got amnesia in an accident. Before that he was straight, after that he was gay.

I sometimes wonder if he faked it because he couldn't come out any other way.

I lie on the internet. and especially in these threads.

I am also a woman.

>>726327166
That couldn't happen if the head troma was severe

>>726327160
You positive it wasn't because you can't spell?

>>726321935
How old are you anon?

>>726321504
jesus... your underage nerd is showing...

>>726327297
I'm positive

>>726326010
>killing yourself because girls won't let you suck their axe wound

Just get an escort? Jesus lad.

My neighbor sent me pics and my stupid brother deleted them before I could see them claiming he was doing me a favor.

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>>726325126

I'm using thor for the next photos I'll upload, I'm currently ay a shitty mexican cybercafe recently built, its 24/7 this cunts work hard, veryfied it can't still be seen on google maps.
I indirectly killed 7 people by going outside on my parents car, they were drug dealers or something, apparently, I don't live around this area, so I'll probably keep the money.
I raced one of them, they all came after me... I wasn't high.

>>726327573

this, also

>axe wound

i kekd a little

>>726304831
I have a hairy asshole that gets moisty from this time of the year, to september.
I like to shove my hand in to my ash, get the most moist as possible on my hand skin and then sniff the shit out of my hand

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>>726327733

brool story co.

also, nice double dubs.

>>726327982
arse crack*

>>726304831
I'm 18 and have fucked 107 guys. Biggest dick was 12 inches and the smallest was 3.

I'm HIV Aladeen

>>726304831
i feel attracted to 10-14yo girls. most times i can ignore the feel, but sometimes it bothers me for a while. ama i guess

>>726328059
What is it like to fuck a men ?
I've had the opportunity to 69 with a dude, it was fine, but I don't see myself plunging my dick into on man asshole or the other way around

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When I was 17, fucked my 15 year old step cousin multiple times

>>726328138
What are you gonna do about it ?

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>>726328138

how old are you?

when did you realize you had these feels?

have you ever looked at a girl and gotten a bout of anxiety just by the way she looks?

does anyone know of your illness/sexual orientation/preference/fetish.

>>726328204
this is a fantasy of mine as I have 2 10/10 cousins

Maybe that my secret would be to secretly hope that a relative that we have in common pass away in order to catch em up at funeral

I'm dating a muslim girl for 3 years now and have turned her into an agnostic slut.
At the same time I'm talking to another girl, white girl, in another city with plans to make her my next gf.
Also I'm fucking a single mother aged 32.
I'm 26, gf is 21, white girl I want to date is 25.

molested, but im a dude.... so dont get your dicks out already.

miss sucking a dick. but i consider myself straight.

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>>726328399
>I'm 26, gf is 21, white girl I want to date is 25./single mom is 32.

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>mfw you are all faggots
>mfw all faggots
>mfw

I'm really close to ending a relationship of three years. She is very loving, and very clingy. To the point of being too needy. She doesn't cook, or clean. All she does is lay in bed and beg for attention. She's so co dependant that it's driving me crazy. I'd be okay with it if she helped around the house, but she doesn't do shit but bother me anymore. She used to be beautiful too, and she still is, but she keeps gaining weight and not taking car of herself. We share rent until our lease is up in august, but a buddy of mine just got out of a 5 year relationship and he wants to do shit all the time, and I want to hang out with him, but I feel bad because mentally she is so unstable that if I broke up with her, she'd probably just kill herself. I'm unhappy in the relationship and honestly I'd rather sit at work over come home most the time, because I know the house will be a mess and I know she's just going to beg me to pay attention to her. I have no idea what to do lmao fuckit.

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>>726328617

>>726328322
The first time it happened we were both super stoned and we kinda layed next to each other and I just started feeling her up then we just fucked, every time she came over we would bang and my mom never suspected a thing

>>726328617

pretty obvious
ditch this toxic bullshit
move in with friend
go do some shit to improve your life and yourself
???
profit

>>726328617
I think we're dating the same girl.

>>726328750
See but the thing is, I love her. She is a great girl, but right now she is so fucked in the head it's making my life shit. I know it's a toxic relationship, but if I was to break up w her, she'd literally kill herself. It's not quite so simple

>>726328838
It's a fucking shit situation man.

>>726328696
thats exciting, wish you guys to have fun and please try not to end this on a awkward "What have we done" as it is most of the time what happend according to wincest on /b

>>726328225
idk
>>726328241
22. you know, when you're 12 you like 12yos. but then it stayed as i grew up. no, it just makes me uncomfortable cause i know i shouldn't feel that way about a girl.
hell no

>>726328881
yep. and it just wears you down more and more until you cant see any other option than breaking up with her. But you know that'd be the end of her, and even if she doesn't kill herself she's never going to find anybody who'll put up with her shit the way you have.

I spend an extra 2 hours a day at work because it's more relaxing than home. I'm there right now.

>>726329041
Shit same, I was at work late tonight just because I didn't want to go home and deal with her. Now I'm "in the shower" for an hour, but really I'm just on 4chin. Let's drop them and go get sloshed, /b/ro. Won't remember a thing

>>726328993

just a heads up. if you dont pull it off in your 20's, you're not gonna pull it off later on. unless you're ridiculously good looking like me.

>>726326416
who took the pics? How old is daughter?

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>>726304831
I have a fantasy where I share my gf's pics with someone's on kik and they get more and more info as they gain my trust and then expose her and tell me how I should never have trusted them. I know I'd regret it actually happening, but it makes me diamonds.

>>726328924
Nope every now and then we still hook up

>>726329181

its a fake story faggot.

only stupid neckbeard losers with too much time and imagination write like that.

they cant even make their fucking lies believable.

>>726329114
>Let's drop them and go get sloshed
good plan. I drink to cope with her shit regardless, might as well do it with someone else.

>>726329254
If I only spoke to people who posted true stories I'd be very bored.

>>726329114
also:
>Shit same, I was at work late tonight
ausfag too?

>>726329318
Nah, americunt, I'm also drinking with you in spirit right now. To girlfriends who are tumors in our lives

>>726329236
I keep the hope of establish such a relationship even though I grow old and that is more a teenager opportunity.

Not saying that I am in fond of fucking a shared blood relative, but the fantasy is really strong right here

I accidentally my whole life about 2 years ago. People know everything about me by hacking my interwebs, and rummaging through my computer.
They want me to say I'm gay altough I am not. Probably bi, but I don't give a shit. I'm happy with my relationship and sexuality.

>>726310776
Why the fuck would you tell her? That's not even funny, just dumb on your part for telling her anon

When I was around the age of 12-13 my sister came home drunk and came into my room and took her shirt off then layed down because she thought she was in her own room and I proceeded to grope her and finger her a bit, taking off her bra..
Sadly at the time I didn't have any type of mobile device because I was living with my dad at the time and he couldn't really afford to buy me any nice shit like that.

>>726329182
Kik: quinnano
Lets have fun

I've masturbated to Danielle Bregoli (cash me outside girl) more than once.

Cheated on my pregnant girlfriend so she's change her mind about not getting an abortion.
it worked. that was also like 8 years ago.

>>726330453
Who hasn't

I lowered the security of Jurassic Park...

>>726330572

you're supposed to be dead Newman.

>>726314241
Well at this point, he'd probably be able to guess it was you (or at least have some idea) if he were to read this thread. Just sayin

>>726330763
It's doubtful they would even be in a secrets thread anyways. That anon should just post it.

>Born male
>Bought nail polish yesterday
>Can't tell if I ashamed or happy

>>726331387
Inb4, still a male, but sure if it will stay the same

This thread is ass cancer. You're all beta retards

>>726331482
Pls hit me daddy

>>726331558
So gay

>>726307350
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>726311211
I'm in the fucking same position (even the gf stuff). I should finish my Law degree this year but the reality is I need at least two more years to get it. It makes me feel sad and depressed and I think everybody will see me as a failure.

>>726313963
same fam