>>726291238 When my dog was breathing his last breath.

>>726291238
Men dont cry fagget

When I watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2 years ago

>>726291642
post dick or gtfo

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I don't remember the last time I cried. I think it was my 20th birthday or so. I always get sad around that time.

In recent memory I remember getting choked up listening to the lyrics to "Ocean Breathes Salty" by Modest Mouse.

I wasn't thinking of anyone in paticular when I was listening to it. Something about the way the lyrics are sung and written gets at me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aG5RN-33vI

>>726291642
I'm a girl you "fagget"

I don't remember

>>726292096
> tits or gtfo

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>>726292096

>>726291238
Sometime last summer when I tried weening off my antidepressants. Was bawling every other day for no identifiable reason.

>>726292018
same here, I thought I was the only one who cried to that movie.. I'm an alpha male btw

>>726292096
You're worth nothing here without tits and timestamp. Even then, you're still inferior

>>726291238
about 3 hours ago watching Trainspotting 2

About an hour ago, watching "Time Crash" and hearing Tennant say to Davidson, "But you know what, Doctor? You were *my* Doctor."

>>726292549
cry more, bitch boy

#oldfag

>>726292451
No, no you're not. Two reasons; 1) Alpha Males don't cry like bitches at a movie. 2) Alpha Males don't need to proclaim they're Alpha Males.

Stay gold, betaboy

the end of that movie Elf with Will Ferrel, when everybody gets together and sings, I can't help myself from tearing up.

>>726292451
I mean, I'm depressed half of the time now. I'm sad and I wanna kill myself and I haven't cryed once since my first depression episode but this movie juste broke me I couldn't stop crying

>>726292772
oops seems like I stroke a sensitive cord

>>726293242
are is u gril?

2 days ago watching Hachicuji leaving Araragi-san. But I did just start taking some antidepressants so I'm a little out of it.

At the end of saving private ryan. Every time I watch it. So like 10 months ago?

>>726293274
You definitely stroke something.

>>726293386
Are you a fat kissless virgin neckbeard living in his mom basement ?

>>726293546
I don't believe in war. is it a good movie to watch as fiction?

>>726293546
I get nauseous every time I watch the beginning.

>>726291238
After the last time I had sex. I could tell she was impressed by how alpha I was for crying.

>>726293681
you dont believe war happened?

>>726293673
hey tough man how about your post your facebook profile if youre so tough?

Last week when my dog died

>>726293681
>I dont believe in war

I cant believe I am responding to someone who doesnt believe in things that obviously exist, but its an awesome movie. Given your lack of belief you will probably hate it. Its one of the most realistic depictions of war that I have ever seen and is heartbreaking, fascinating, horrifying and enlightening all in one.

>>726293957
Trollocaust denier

>>726294024
Post yours bitch

>>726291642
did you just assume my gender faggot?

>>726294204
>>726293957
>>726294177
I mean, I don't believe in violence. war is super violent. armies are mean
just be peaceful man, eat a beer

>>726291238
Thinking about my family that's passed away. That's the only time I cry.

>>726294324
That's what russia wants. Then they fuck you in the ass with a nuke.

>>726294324
>eat a beer

>>726294024
tough.man.378

>>726291238
When I got drunk a few nights ago and remembered the time before my life got fucked up.

>>726291238
Post moar like this

Also some spanking

>>726291238
last wednesday when a girl dumped me over the phone tbh.

>>726292562
fuck I want to see that movie so good

>>726294324
>I don't believe in violence

You are alive because of the victors of violent conflict in the past. You are among the first in your bloodline that never had to face violence. Lets hope you never do, because its a fact of life whether you like it or not.

Dad died three weeks ago.
Just watched the latest Simpsons episode and shed a couple tears a few hours ago. So.

>>726292562
Hows it compare to the original?

Today my man.

Girlfriend left me yesterday. Been crying on and off since it happened.

Everyone needs a good cry once in a while.

I'm actually crying right now.

>>726295038
>Everyone needs a good cry once in a while
respect that

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>>726294024

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I know I'm not the only autist.

I called my girlfriend and when she answered it sounded like she was sucking dicks on the other end. When I asked if she was sucking a dick she quickly hung up. I burst into tears right after that phonecall.

>>726291238
last week. watched a beautiful mind. cried like a little grill at the pen scene. good flick. you faggots should give it a go.

>>726295038
why dont u cry some more pussy ass faggot?

>>726295236
If you liked it you should watch The Imitation Game

>>726291238

I don't know if I do anymore.
A couple years ago I cried over some dumb thing that was stupid and hardly worth mentioning.

11 months ago a pet passed away and it's been very noticeable around home, and not once did I shed a tear. No shaking, just a stress of loss.
Is stoicism good, /b/?

>>726295157
lol esti dfif ta un fb en francais mon esti dtapette

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>>726294903
You're not going to convince me to like violence, noob

Real men only cry milky white penis tears.

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>>726295171
You are. That movie was so stupid. I don't know how you fuck up an A+ idea like a remote that controls life but he managed
it might have been passable if it really had consequences and didn't get reset

>>726291238
I can't be alone on this, /b/

>>726295359
I want to cry, I'm just too macho.

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>>726295661

>>726295257
>I am le internet tough man trololol kys pussy!

your highschooler is showing

>>726295353
i saw the spanish version

>>726295236
that's not a sad movie at all though

>>726291238
I have no idea. When I was a little kid. And fuck China.

>>726295706
What, did Patamon die?

I cried during Gran Torino tbh

>>726295788
the pen scene at the end, brah.

>>726295870
Hey, fuck you too my man, what did China ever do to you?

>>726292096
You know the drill. Timestamp titties.

>>726295897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86CKsczBdu0
meh

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>>726295593

>>726291238

Holy fuck that is one toned up leg. /fit/ would be proud.

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>>726296006

I cried during Schindler's List
Not even a jew

>>726291238
WTF is going on in this pic

>>726291238
>be me
>be 5 year old chinese girl
>some dick stands on my legs
>cry for the last time

>>726296184
Training future chinese gymnasts

Mmm the feminist rage in this thread. Feed me more of your frustration.

>>726291238
I almost shed a tear near the end of Logan. Prior to that, the last time I really wept like a fucking baby was when my last girlfriend and I broke up. That'll be two years ago next month.

>>726295880
You need to watch digimon tri, anon. Fuckin nostalgic

>>726296163
i never saw schindler's list

when I thought I had just fucked up beyond belief and I was afraid my gf would leave me

thank god she didn't. we're married now (and no, you fucks - I didn't cheat on her)

>>726296294
Male feminist here. i hope you sleep with both eyes open, i'm coming for that ass

ITT: Losers

>>726295171
You're not the only one

>>726296346
...wudjado

>>726291238
Dunno because it happens so rarely. Hell, my father died last Wednesday and all I felt was relief.

>>726296006
>k

Saw Logan. Middle and ending.

I know I'm a bitch.

>>726291238
For those curious about OP pic its Chinese gymnastics training http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2182127/How-China-trains-children-win-gold--standing-girls-legs-young-boys-hang-bars.html

>>726291238
When Moot went bye and roodypoos were allowed to post again.

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>>726294903
Oh yeah well I come from a line of draft-dodging Ashkenazi merchants, haven't seen meaningful conflict for as long as there's been a road to get the fuck out through

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>>726296346
But she's cheating on you

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>>726291238
>gymnast leotard rips mid air
>the horror

>>726295689

Macho and stoicism are different.
It feels wrong not to have cried.
I had her for 10 years, and I feel like I let her down by not crying for her.
Another is on their way out now, and I know it'll happen again.
It makes the pain bearable, but it doesn't feel right.

>>726295171
Shit movie overall but it had it's very brief moments.

>I know
>Caught up in the middle
>I cry, just a little
>When I think of letting go
>Oh no
>Gave up on the riddle
>I cry, just a little
>When I think of letting go

>I know [8x]
>I [16x]

>I know
>Caught up in the middle
>I cry, just a little
>When I think of letting go
>Oh no
>Gave up on the riddle
>I cry, just a little
>When I think of letting go

>I know
>Caught up in the middle
>I cry, just a little
>When I think of letting go
>Oh no
>Gave up on the riddle
>I cry, just a little
>When I think of letting go

IIIIII CRYYYYYYY
WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I cry when I'm tired and I drink alone. My life is surrounded by sadness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3U_U_T5CRU

I yawned about 5 mins ago and my eyes watered does that count?

>>726298158
why does yawning make you a sensitive woman?

>>726298277
Ive never really thought about that sorry

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>>726291238
1.) Alpha males don't cry
2.) Ending of Mirai Nikki

>>726298277
increased blood pressure in your face presses on tear ducts causing them to leak

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>>726291238
How the fuck has nobody asked about OPs pic? What the fuck is going on here?

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When I thought about how much pain my ex is in physically and spiritually and how much more pain shed be in if something went wrong and we couldn't fix things... That depends on what's true but I know she feels cheated and I do too but mostly I feel unforgiven

>>726299521
We've become numb to such things at this point.

>>726299521
bitches cry all the time for no reason, who knows

>>726298277
Its a physiological side effect of opening your mouth in a way that mimics sucking dick. Its science bitch.

>>726299521
nobody has asked because everyone who has been on this board for more than fifteen minutes has seen that picture 1,000 times

>>726299521
How can one ask when on one knows and knows no one cares or ching chong la la ding dong?