Best girlfriend!

>>726289073
wtf i hate spagatee now

Omg, have more?

>>726289224
I do...but we'll have to see what she says first...

The fuck.
My curiousity has peaked in a weird way.

That was very weird lmao, but fun to watch.

>>726289073
Tbh out of all the things on /b/ this to me is extremely gross. Spaghetti noodles are incredibly delicious

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>>726289073

>>726289073
gonna need sauce (on the noodles)

>>726289383
Well ask her anon, and we'll hope for the best, for you to post them all

>>726289917
My girlfriend at the time. No way to post full video on here...too big.

>>726289690
My like for noodles hasn't changed a bit

>>726289073
why?

>>726290025
She said it was ok to post this one. Next time I talk to her (very cool ex-girlfriend), I will ask her. I still respect her...

>>726290177
second.

>>726290101
Mega, mediafire, dropbox, you can do it if you want it hard enough

>>726289073
Moms Spaghetti?

>>726289917
Kek

>>726290177
Because putting your penis in a butthole is amazing...putting your penis in a butthole full of slippery noodles is AMAZING!!!

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>>726289073

>>726290249
We wait, we have all day

Knees weak, arms are heavy.

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/b/

/b/ never changes

>>726289073
this is good, OP

next time do it to the pussy

>tfw spaghetti literally falls out of ur butthole

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>>726289073
mfw I literally ate spaghetti 30 minutes ago.

>>726289073
I hope you cooked and ate it afterwards

>>726289073
Nothing better than steam cooked spagooter straight from her pooper.

>>726290281
Free and totally anonymous?

>>726290101
upload it somewhere, this is some good stuff

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Posting in historic thread

>>726290815
Free, yes. Anonymous, you don't need to be Anonymous if you're not committing a crime

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>>726289073

I really wanna see more

>>726290795
We did :) I made her eat it after!! Can't show her face, though, unfortunately. It was so hot. I can't be the only one that find this hot??

well keep going with her! face pics or anything!>>726289073

Why does it bubble?

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>>726291148
Because it's the air that was in her ass. Use your head.

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>>726289073
Jesus fucking christ OP.

>>726289073
fucking more

>>726291288
Farts don't make bubbles anon

>>726289073
dats sum weird shit OP

>>726291138
One step at a time. Got tons of pics, but she's the one that decides if I'm allowed. One day I'll post more... (She's watching this thread, btw)

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>>726289073
OP why

>>726291148
its done

>>726291361
What? That isn't a fart, that's the air that got trapped in her ass when it closed. Anyways, where did you get the notion farts don't make bubbles? If you're asking what the bubble is made of, it's cum.

>>726291148
She's farting all the water that in the spaghetti. Water bubbles. Cleaned her well before doing this with a water enema.

>>726291652
>>726291626
The sound was awesome.

>>726291652
That bubble was far too bulbous to be water. It really wasn't cum?

>>726291902
No. Didn't cum in her til after. Mixture of water and spit for lube.

>>726292045
I see, spit makes sense. Thanks for t
he video. Not really my cup of tea, but was entertaining nonetheless.

>>726291131
I ate cereal from my ex's ass back in high school

Fingered her with 3 fingers till I could make her ass gape nicely, then dropped in milk and fruit loops. Got small spoon and from it. Basically ass was my bowl. It was cash.

>>726292221
No problem. We're weird, but I love that she's down with so many weird things like me.

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>>726292769
Yeah, just like that, just no thing keep her ass open. Had to work it with my fingers constantly, but she could keep it gaped on her own for a while

>>726289073
how italians fuck
>ha XD XD

>>726291498
>>726293176
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hah ahh hah ahh ecks ecks dee dee el oh el

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>meet girl
>qt3.14
>already nervous
>spaghetti flying out of pockets, forget how wikipedia said to kiss
>get to eating her out
>spaghetti still flying out of pockets
>'c-can i do the lickeroo?'
>she looks kind of awkward now
>spaghetti flies out of her ass
>literal spaghetti out of literal ass
>what the fuck
>shitwascash.jpeg

>>726291131
>>726290795
Didn't cook it btw. Just made her eat it right out of the plate on the floor...so degrading and fun. I know you're reading this, Glitter cunt! (can't say her real name,sorry)

>>726290775
Mwf I'm literally eating spaghetti this moment..

Mwf....My wet foreskin?

Please op this thread could make history. Post moar

>>726289073
bump

>>726289073
what the fuck is wrong with you, more so with your girlfriend

>>726294694
She just said I could post a picture! one sec.

>>726289073
Better not have wasted that spaghetti, faggot.

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Here's her...1 of 2

>>726295127
No. Made her eat it right out of the plate right after it came out.

Oh it didn't go to waste. It was delicious.

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>>726295302
2 of 2

>>726295440
Is that you??? You figured out this 4chan?

>>726295302
>>726295473
no spaghetti video?

Barely

>>726289619
"piqued". learn to spell. you're welcome.

>>726289073
how come I cant watch webms fellas

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>>726295473
More...

>>726295473
Can we get a green text story with it? How did this start

>>726289073
So we have why but, how? How does this thought come to one's mind? How does one express this thought to make it a reality?

>>726295770
I never knew that's how it was spelled tbh

>>726295773
Apple product or shit browser

>>726295855
How to green trext?

>>726295805
tits?

>>726296025
Use meme arrows

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>>726295855
of what getting finger tattoos or becoming a buttslut. jk theyre the same stories

>>726296025
>being this new

>>726295855

It'll be the worst story...

>Be me.
>Remember that video I took of you shooting a banana out of your butt?
>Glitter cunt: ya, that was fun.
>Be hornier me: Can I try to put spaghetti noodles in your butt then fuck you with them in?
>Glitter cunt: Ok!! Go cook the noodle I'll go clean my ass.
>aklsjdl;k fuck fuck asgklj splurt, plop.
>Now eat it, bitch! No hands.
>

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>>726289073
yooooooo

what the fuuuck

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SPAGETT!>>726289073

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>>726297392
Close up of her coinslot. Really nice skin.

>>726297154
I think he meant moreso 'how do you get to the point of fucking an assfull of pasta' not 'how do you get from banana ass dildoing to fucking an assfull of pasta.' One is a bit more of a leap than the other.

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>>726289073
Oh for the love of /b/, please tell me there is more of this.

>>726289073


WHERE the FUCK...do you even MEET someone like this.

>inb4 the pasta isle
Fuck you anon I'm asking a serious question.

>>726297758
She's awesome...I literally just asked her and she said yes and was excited about it. Glitter cunt, I have to go home now...can you take over the questionnaire for me? Thanks. Ask them what else I should try to put in your ass next time we have anal...

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>>726289199
I haven't had pasta in ages since I bought a spiralizer. Now all I eat are zuchinni noodles. Not only am I getting high fibre, my pasta meal turned from 800+ calories down to ~200 calories.

>>726298220
Last comment...luck! Just kept on bringing up weirder and weirder things. Eventually, we realized we can trust each other not to laugh at at the weird things we like. That made it easier to bring up our fetishes. Plus regular sex gets really boring when you have it too much. You always wanna try new things.

>>726298220
started with little things, then slowly got more and more naughty. Got to a point where we could literally ask each other for anything... and I mean anything. Our fetishes kept getting more and more exotic.

>>726298301
Definitely on our to fuck list

>>726290775
Dude same fucking here

>>726297809
lots more

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>>726293857
I can die happy now that I know someone gets off on eating butthole spaghetti

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what is this

>>726290249
Do you guys eat it after?

>>726299703
One of us did...

>>726289073
jesus fuck i just cant stop thinking about that fucking spaghetti

Next step:

1. Put spaghetti in ass, poop on plate.

2 Put sauce in ass, poop on top of spaghetti on plate.

3. Put grated cheese in ass. Poop on plate.

4. Full meal. Enjoy together.

>>726289073
i need this with sauce... marinara sauce that is. and meatballs

>>726299834
*adds spaghetti sauce and parmesan to list of things to put in asshole*

>>726299834
>>726299863

Damn...

step 2.5. Put meatballs in ass, poop on spaghetti.

Please make a butthole recipe blog, I wish to know more of your cooking secrets

>>726299751
I hope she says you can post more. I don't know why the thought of spaghetti inside a girls anus intrigues the fuck out of me. Your girlfriend is awesome man.

>>726300062
everything tastes better cooked in a butthole

>>726300111
This is his girlfriend. Yes, I'm pretty awesome. There will be more posts

>>726289073

Pss. Best girlfriend does that... while eating her friend's pussy. 8/10.

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>>726300298
Will it be webms or files with sound?

>>726300585
webms

>>726300298
You're incredible. Any chance of tits?

>>726300900
Thank you awesome girlfriend. Will wait patiently.

timestamp and mega link

this is really gay you macaroni faggots. get a life

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>>726289073

It's been fun thanks for all the comments!

>>726301726
what's the difference between a faggot and a macaroni faggot? I'm intrigued.

I eat pastrami out of ass

>>726289073
You don't fucking deserve one! sick fruit cake!

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>>726289073
This only proves again that white people are mentally retarded.

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>>726302213
Nigger detected

This is totally a dentist in the wrong part of town if you know what I mean

>>726291120
God damn it thank you anon, been looking for this photo for months after I lost the folder.

>>726302213
we still created this world.
And we can end it.

>>726289073
Disappointed it was just spaghett

Idk what is life anymore

Spectacular! This will save the internet!

>>726302353
Em . . .no

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op why
put me in screen cap

>>726295473

Those curtains are fucking horrific.

>>726289856
Mada mada