ITT name your penis like it was a legendary sword

>>726288309
broken dagger +1

Excaliburs little brother

The Grand Infector

Save the Queen

Kingslayer

TRY NOT TO CUM:
You won't last 5 minutes playing this

Maiden's shame.

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>>726288309
zweihander

>>726288309
Dragn'thol Master of Bloodletting, Destroyer of Anuses

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>>726289136
some shitty names for legendary swords.

>>726289111
not as bad as these trips tho

>>726288309
Sting.

>>726288309
Emu Slayer

>>726288309
Pussyslayer

Flaming Dirk

>>726288309
Di Ck

>>726290137
>pussyslayer
anon uses pussyslayer
it does 0% damage

>>>>>FUNNI AND ORIGINAL

>>726288309
Sir Aurthers Trap Squire

>>726288309
Zar'Cock

Chunchunmaru

Lord Fucking Wood Pecker

Strongbad the Cervix Hammer

>>726288309
I don't think szczerbiec is a good name for a penis OP

>>726288309
Abrasaex, the White Blade.

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>>726288309
Dragon longsword baby

Infinity edge

>>726288309
Chunchunmaru

Smallcalibur

Virgis the Unscathed

Baal Sword

Legbiter

Mini Me

The Mighty Letter Opener

>>726288309
The armament

"its just a little prick"

Laidmore

>>726288309
Broken butter knife of the doom

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The Troyer Sized Destroyer

>>726288309
splinter

Daedric sword of penetration

The Stone in the Sword
(Kidney stones suck)

Legendary dagger of speed seed
Effect: reduces charge time of skill "seed spraying" by 10 seconds for every basic attack
(increases attack speed as time goes on)

The poonbliterator

Assbringer.

The blood coated child slayer

The Unsheathable
(Phimosis)

Archemides' lever
Longhand
Pin
Hungering One
Wormwood
Lonely Vigil
Burning Rod
Big stick
Bigger stick
Endgame
Woodchopper
Thirsty
Midnight..Hate? Idk how to translate that one.
Bisector, or splitter
Soft-spoken
And best for last
Deep impact

All of these are swords of varying degrees of legend from a D&D setting. Most names translated.

>>726290608
9/10

Quakergun

God's disappointment

Swingblade

>>726292999
>>726293222
DOUBLE TRIPS

Martin Luther the 7th chapel

What if you have a sheath, not a sword?

The Penetrator

>>726293255
Checked

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>>726293433
Checked

>>726293405
tits or gtfo?

Oath Breaker

Golden Retriever

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>>726293512
Sure

Excalibur.

Once I set my legendary sword into her ass it shall become stuck. Many people shall try to retrieve the dick from her stone, but all will fail. Only the pure of heart shall be able to remove it, and he wouldst be known as the true king of Cameltoelot

>>726293677
Tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>726293783
Dude, I'm in bed, that's an old photo i took for my ex, I'm not getting up to rummage for a pen and paper, that's all your getting

>>726293470
have you finished watching season 2 yet?

believe it just finished last wednesday

Virgin's bloodtaker

>>726288309
Pristine ethereal dagger.

>>726293906
thanks anyway

Sting

>>726293917
Yeah, a shame there was only 10 episodes again though.

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Large oversized pen that requires two hands

Needle

Pussanagi

>>726294092
Yeah enjoy it, i guess.

>>726294146
yeah, but maybe we will get another over the top fan service OVA before season 3

>>726293906
you better go get that pen

Womenfeeder.

>>726288309
NiceGuy Knife or M'daggar

>>726288309
Goliath

Legend implys it doesnt exist.

The Estoc

Twohander

>>726294374
Yeah, no chance pal. It's nearly 3am here, gonna go masturbate then sleep. Thanks for the kind suggestion though x

>>726293906
>not carrying a pen with you in case of emergency probing

>>726288309
The scabbord is named
Isk iet ien yet

>>726288309
Rusty iron sword

>>726294305
Hoping for a season 3.

>>726288309
Orcrist the Beaver Cleaver

>>726288309
Swordy McDickface

>>726294815
oh it will definitely get one

>>726288309

THROATPLUG

Needle

>>726291631
Aw yiss

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>>726288811
Unintentional get thread

Snotspitter.

>>726294815
speaking of that genre (not the ecchi part, the appearing in fantasy world part)

you should look up the series re:zero if you haven't seen it yet

also just because I finally saw it and I now want everyone to see it because it is now my favorite anime of all time you should watch steins;gate

>>726294876
And maybe this time they will make 12 or 13 episodes in the season

>>726295044
would be nice but not expecting it

>>726295031
2 more gets since your post
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>>726295044

>>726295109
If you haven't seen it "Is it wrong to try and pick up girls in a dungeon?" is good although ending pretty abruptly.

>>726295279
saw that recently, was pretty good, but yes I agree, it did end really abruptly

I shall name it after my favorite band: Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx

>>726288309
Herald, The Just and Enduring.

ExCumInHer

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>>726295557
>Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx

What the fuck

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>>726288309

Lucky Sword (from Soul Blazer)
Chances of bitches dropping their PANTIEs increases.

Seppuku

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Corrupted penetrator of life giving

>>726295703
scroll down to popular songs on the right

Tool Of The Patriarchy

Aerondight

>>726293512
Newfag gtfo?

The Wench Quencher

The Bastard

>>726289136
top kek

>>726288309
The Jagged Crown's Broadsword

>>726291563
>D long
he knows

FAGGOTBLASTER

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bitches dun know bout my d long

Ezekiel, Slayer of the Poon.

Mr Plow aka the Pooper Plower