just got unbanned!! to celebrate, how about a new rekt thread??
>>726265582
This isn't new.
>>726266327
new as in a new thread dumb ass.
With friends like these...
>>726266921
Nice
>>726266790
fuckk
fuckin decapitated him?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N7JeAPf4RXk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81dKs0FXWfA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lZvsZsy4-g
>>726267457
Sure, I got rekt in real life, but in the virtual world I am king
>>726267457
That third one is so fucking fake
>>726267850
No, my headphones are noise cancelling
>>726267850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
>>726265582
>just got unbanned
>just got unbanned
>just got unbanned
>just got unbanned
>just got unbanned
Wow, the only thing you have to do is wipe the cache of your browser...
You must be a great hacker
>>726267992
>rolls around for a minute moaning from a light tap
Kill yourself nigger
>>726266921
You sick fuck. Delete this
>>726268631
Fuck you, white pussy lips
>>726268852
Fuck off dimwit
>>726268768
not always faggot, I've been banned a lot.
>>726269184
well i had to appeal to the m about it
>>726268631
Besides, if that's the fake one, then that means the only real ones are me rekting other people
>>726269307
....
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>726270601
ayy lmao
>>726270328
lol scrub
>>726270328
AN FUCKING NEWFAGE
>>726270952
kek
>>726270601
kek.
>>726271156
>>726270677
Where was this. That's insane. The kids who survived because his gun jammed are insanely lucky.
>>726265582
what was your ban for faggot?
>>726271607
posting the same old shit in rekt threads that gets posted over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
>>726271581
Mexico i think.
>>726271607
probably pizza
>>726270838
>>726271468
Oh so that's funny to you? Is that it you fucking pathetic faggot? Let me just tell you this: you're nothing. You're fucking nothing. I can bench press 290 and can run 6 miles in less than 36 minutes. I train tapout and could knock you unconscious with one punch. I know you think you're some internet tough guy sitting back there like a pussy faced bitch, but if we ever cross paths I will fucking CRUSH you. Your ancestors will feel pain I'll hit you so hard. And if you try and bring 5 of your friends, I'll just get a katana (which I'm trained in) and then we'll see who's the tough guy. Yeah you can make all the "funny" "clever" comments you want on the internet, but when we meet, you're suddenly fucking dead silent. Like a fucking library. Once I'm done posting this I'm going to call my side piece up and pound away. Enjoy jerking off to another hentai movie you fucking pathetic virgin. But sure, keep posting. Go on, bitch, make my day. You think you're funny? I'm about to wipe that smile off your face. Get ready faggot, I've got your IP and I cannot be stopped.
>>726268437
Welcome, Retarfag
>>726272098
the guy waxing the floor in the background.
>>726272167
it's funny because ppl died
>>726271581
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colegio_Americano_del_Noreste_shooting
>>726270601
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.
The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.
Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.
Me too!
https://youtu.be/f5H6bQyuNWQ
>>726272167
Stealing this copypasta
>>726266790
Did that nigga just snap his neck?
>>726268631
fucking with hippos is pure insanity
>>726271891
Go make your own atrocities then.
>>726268931
was dis?
>>726272916
>>726272912
This thread sucks. We asked for rekt. Not gore. And the rekt you did post is old as shit. Fuck.
>>726272916
Something something fake news. How do we even know that these beheadings are real?
anyone got the gif with the guy who cut his wrist squirting it everywhere?
>>726269184
You lie a lot.
>>726272916
first mudslime execution i've seen where they can actually cut a head off with one swing.
>>726273092
I'm sorry nigga it's all I got, what am I supposed to do?
>>726270601
>>726268768
DELETE you fucking heartless degenerate!
>>726272196
welcome to hotel california
>>726273647
What? Never had chicken nuggets before?
>>726272916
>>726271929
def looks like the kind of room i used to go to
>>726270977
Story behind this?
>>726273804
That is a nice fucking sword
>>726273090
Disgusting.
>>726271993
>>726270677
What kind of nervegas is this?
>>726274081
mustard
>>726274081
>>726273046
this isn't a cringe thread
>>726270601
I used to wonder why everyone hated you guys and wanted to kill you guys. I even defended you all more than a couple of times and put my own neck on the line for you. I'd always say, "Hey they aren't that bad.", "They aren't really hurting anyone., "It's just a harmless phase, they'll grow out of it.", and "It's only images.", but now after viewing this thread you guys have gone too far. I seriously can't believe you guys. It's not just images anymore, everything has a meaning you can't just post these and get away with it. It's not 'just a phase' you guys are sick and broken. You guys ARE hurting people and you really are THAT bad. I can't believe I'm saying this after all this time. In all honesty it really is nothing personal. It's just a mature and logical conclusion that had to be made. All of your actions have consequences and suffice to say, the only punishment that surmounts to your actions is, well, death.
I really wish there was some other way, if it was up to me I honestly don't mind you all, but something has to be done and this isn't my choice. This is the only way, we have to put an end to you
Permanently.
>>726273794
actually tbh never. I feel so fucking white now.
>>726273090
zOMG YOU SICK FUCK DELET THIS
THAT'S FUCKIG HORRIBLE.
>>726274369
needles in your colon
>>726273294
do NOT fuck with lunchtray ninjas
>>726274369
>>726266921
I love seeing women who think they're invulnerable get a reality check.
>>726274525
I went to kfc with a buddy only once coz he swore it's fuckin awesome new spices n shit. Had chicken legs. It was dry and the meat was tasteless af. Also fucking expensive.
>>726271581
>tfw your gun jams while you're slaughtering the innocent
What the hell happened in OP's gif?
>>726275122
Was waiting for the GTA5 "WASTED" to appear on the screen when it went slo-mo
>>726275122
dead boy?
>>726272537
How do you fail a school shooting so badly that you manage to shoot 3 people in the head and not kill them and then fuck up your own suicide?
>>726270977
that file name tho
>>726275122
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.
>>726265582
How long were you banned? What'd you do wrong you silly bitch?
>>726275495
spank me daddy
>>726268631
that's not a rhino you retard
>>726275495
>mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am
>>726273090
Wtf happens there mobile fag here
>>726265582
Backstory and explanation, please?
Just go + a variable in the mac address in your router. Come on now.
>>726275940
nerve
>>726265582
Im gonna do it
>>726265582
me too, I posted a guy fucking a chicken. What you get banned for?
>>726276160
Plooox!
>>726275300
Like no shit. Me too.
>>726276160
>>726276661
No, really, I cannot for the life of me understand how that happened. Funny as hell, though
>>726276842
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
inca pudatta got rekd on his farm famalam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmjSW41C7rg
>>726275803
wwwwwwwwwwwttttttttttttttttttttttffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
puke puke puke everywhere !
>>726276939
Still... What happened there?
>>726276447
thats looks extremely fun, would cruise again
>>726276346
I dare you, I double dare you, motherfukka!
>>726276447
Lol. Fun on a boat.
>>726266921
This with audio is so funny, the girl is such a fucking slag
>>726272537
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colegio_Americano_del_Noreste_shooting
>>726275399
22. ain't shit
>>726272098
standing beyond max safe height marked on ladder, his fault, no insurance payout
>>726277164
You asked for it
>>726277366
You MONSTER!!
>>726267350
>>726272858
No. It's a very old clip. He just smashes his head through the table and gets stuck. He's not even bleeding or hurt after he gets out of it.
>>726277366
tf?!!
>>726277510
>>726277588
Just kidding man its all fine here have a look
>>726275805
That's the joke, dumb-dumb.
>>726277366
Fucking sicko
>>726277366
You sick fucker.
>>726270677
is this 22 short? seems like it did not kill anyone
>>726273804
Eyes open when the head hits the deck
>>726275803
moar
>>726274077
>>726271217
>>726268931
Anyone ever notice the piles of shit on the ground???
>>726273090
>>726265582
This guy definitely sucks his own dick...
>>726275940
hippo decapitates a leg while everybody else laughs
horrible shit
>>726276447
you would think it would all be bolted to the floor
>>726268984
>get rekt white knight
I hope he keeps posting women being put in their rightful place
>>726273804
>ah what a glorious day!
Hey you fuck you where on my my rekt thread about the chinese guy getting sucked in to some shit
>>726278943
>>726277658
you deserve a ban forr this shit. u scared the kids faggot!
>>726279337
What the fucking hell call the police on that guy fucking disgusting
>>726271217
lololol omg I love when chillin get whacked.
What is the story? where is this from? Please tell me Amerifat
>>726267850
dumbass deserved this
>>726265582
Welcomd back faggot!!
Here's some chinese retard for you!
>>726279327
This happens enough that I'm convinced the average person walks through life in a comatose state
>>726275803
>>726273046
Im a mexifag. And i hate think i hate mexicans
Who ever did that is a fucking legend
a classic
>>726280806
Spainfag doesn't like you Mexifag.
Do the Chinese ever learn about Safety Measures?
>>726273804
Dude thats fucked!!! He felt his severed head bounce on the ground, first bounce on severe-side, and his reaction!!!!!!! Fucking nightmare tbh
>>726281041
A classic indeed. Also a heroic suicide if you know the story.
>>726281402
The main witness at his trial lied under oath in order to get a reduced sentence.
>>726281402
What happen?
Does anyone have a better source for this? The quality I have is shit.
>>726280715
could not pay me enough to drive one of those fucking deathtraps
>>726272278
Not waxing. Just buffing
protip: I was a janitor
>>726281994
They're actually very safe if you aren't a total cunt. Seriously, if that retard wore the fucking seat belt he would be fine.
>>726278444
it's an awful lot of it, so I assume this is actually fake.
>>726281881
Oh... The sweet taste of wild revenge. I know he was but a pawn, a mean to an end, alienated to the cruelty he performed. But still I can't avoid but feeling that Justice was served.
>>726275803
Moar like this
>>726282492
P.S: Two things are true in china
Bad driving and worse safety measures. Makes em the best for rekt/gore fuck yeah, pure darwinism!
>>726277366
This shit gotta be illegal to post
>>726281070
Did he died?
>>726271607
>>726272691
same bro. shows you to be more careful.
>>726282784
According to BestGore yes.
>>726270838
why'd he do it?
>>726282892
Source?
>>726281070
I was just wondering when someone would post the one
>>726266921
I did not expect that ending
>>726282999
Got from here. Saw original at bestgore. Just google the page my good Trips
>>726283042
I'm usually that one too. It shows Safety Measures are there for something.
>>726279327
The couple walking, her arm around him.
>We are so in love, not a care in the world.
>Lol why are billy and tony running?
>>726269307
only time ill ever use this phrase legit but.
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEEE
>>726266921
STRAYA
Well, I'll post one more.
>>726283551
>>726283588
You and me are alike....
I don't like you
>>726281041
Faces of Death, right?
>>726273804
The executioner is a weeaboo confirmed. Sandals, overweight and using his own mini anime sword.
>>726283731
stop stalking me faggot
>>726281070
Damn he's fucked.
>>726283872
first place i saw it. budd dwyer.
>>726270677
15-year-old student shoots teacher, 3 classmates at American school in Mexico. 1/18/17. http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/18/gunfire-erupts-at-mexican-private-school-injuries-reported.html
>>726267850
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TOO LATE DARLIN
>>726268768
ssshhhhh no more peeps, only dreams now
>>726283707
What are those?
>>726284365
Head lice. Unless they're on your dick then you call 'em crabs.
>>726272098
holy shit, why would you stand on the top step of a ladder? people like this deserve to fucking die.
Any actually gym deaths?
>>726281789
Politician (I think he was running for Mayor or something) was falsely accused and framed of bribery, which for his position would've meant a 20+yr jail sentence, pretty much a life sentence for his age. He recieved the sentence, and then called a press conference with TV cameras. He then took a gun out of a paper bag, told people not to panic, and killed himself.
Later, the main witness that gave evidence against him was proven to be a liar.
All around tragic story, he had a wife and kids, but his life was over thanks to the false charges.
>>726270677
they all played dead...have they all like...done this before??
>>726284711
Bud Dwyer.
Now that the smoke's cleared....
>>726284750
When we were kids, we did the atomic bomb drills - duck and cover.
Nowadays, they do the active school shooter drill.
I don't know whether to weep for humanity, or fap for the two kids that really got shot to death (not counting the shooter).
>>726284365
head lice/nits
>>726266921
i need anykind of source of this pls
>>726265680
hot
>>726284924
What's the story on this?
I think she cheated on him and her phone had texts on it or something, so he puts the phone on her head and smashed it. I don't they intended to kill her but it kind of happened.
>>726283986
I'll make you this. I was here first with the trainz.
>>726276447
>>726282423
what the fuck lmao. story?
>>726284924
>not raping her when the shaking starts
Africans are letting me down
i made it through the thread. it feels like some part of my soul just died.
>>726272916
would you live long enough to see your own neck shooting blood all over your face?
>>726285604
Pretty sure the kid was arguing with his dad - his dad hands his the piece and tells him to shoot him then, kid shoots himself, father slaps son for stupidity and then mother and father have a breakdancing competition
>>726285320
bring it bitch
>>726282896
he shot him for chump change
>>726282423
how shit parents can you be if this is your reaction. imagine their reaction to normal shit like "mom, dad, I'm going out with some friends. I'll be back around 11"
>>726279327
that train conductor is going to kill himself because people are fucking retarded and deserve to die
>>726285837
Brazil actually.
>>726286037
is it real?
>>726282896
Poached for his ivory.
>>726282505
>>726285970
Wanna feud? Fuck it, its 2:30am here. I'll just post this and leave you the win. Cheerios!
>>726265582
>bragging about being unbanned
it's easy to unban yourself, you just reset your router and you're good unless you're a dynamic IP cuck.
>>726279679
This video came from China, I don't know the full or original story to it but my assumes are the mother seemed to cross the street in the wrong time and was stupid enough to not be cautious and letting her kid get ahead of her, the bus even though it was green light for him/her still had to be cautious due to there was also other stupid peasants crossing the street.
>>726273090
BRUTAL
>>726285604
Kid told his dad he wanted to kill himself, dad said prove it and chambered a round for him. Shortly after he was eating humble pie and still beating his kid for making him look dumb.
>>726286224
I never found a story behind this one. Anyone?
>>726283551
Let it rip!
>>726285604
>son was arguing with his dad and said ill just kill myself
>dad goes and gets gun and gives it to him
>son shoots himself not thinking it was loaded
>nerve gas fills the room
ok. bye /b/ forever.
kek
>>726286431
I dont remember it very well, but some anon said something about a nerve gas attack, I have no idea if that's true
>>726280715
Oh fuck, those are heavy!
>>726286532
>>726286534
>Murdered by a toddler
>>726286532
Faith destroyed already?
IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!
Chinese are fucking stupid.
>>726286286
fucking wimpy cunt.
>>726283468
They died fighting over a dindu. Got their proper ending.
>>726286628
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You guys should start a thread with sound over at /gif/
See how long it lasts before it gets purged. Usually they're pretty quick about it over there.
>>726286224
wtf is going on there explain docfag
>>726286833
they nuke rekt threads pretty hard over there
>>726286628
I can't imagine someone not telling him 'look, this is not going to work, just don't do it, stay at home'
>>726286812
lel, got the full vid for that?
>>726286812
Uhuh....
Now off-topic: It was nice feuding with ya, see ya next time!
>>726286173
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>726286173
>>726286956
frequent fapper, here
Yeah, they do, but they're better than this shit tier thread. Needs new shit. With sound
>>726286532
>>726287009
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=83b_1489708693
>>726285951
this. it looks like some of these would allow for a split second of you seeing your own severed neck before you pass out, or feeling warm blood spray onto your face?
>>726287255
i half expected a penis...
>>726286628
>dodge thrust spin parry hoho haha!
>>726286147
yep. there are other vids of eyes moving around after they are chopped
>>726273090
>>726265680
>>726265604
>>726269307
stupid retards, why they decide to leave in an african shithole if their skin is white?
>>726287470
>>726287470
... fucking dumbasses
>>726277297
Not to mention 1 foot on the back side
>>726285953
Certainly, especially seeing as his eyes closed in the wave of blood.
>>726277192
do you have the audio?
>>726276447
I get the chairs, but why the FUCK would you not bolt all the other stuff to the floor?
>>726287255
moar?
>>726287576
>>726270677
>filename
fucking kek
>>726271480
>filename
holy shit nigga
>>726287576
sigh, ignorant asians
>>726283033
>>726283033
JUST FUCKIN DISGUSTING, GUY WASNT EVEN WEARING ANY SAFETY GLOVES
>>726277366
oh shit nigger waddup
>>726287296
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=83b_1489708693
Thanks m8
>>726275495
sir are you classified as human?
>>726287255
>>726287330
worse fucking things in this thread
>>726286559
Bullshit. It was Taliban AAA.
>>726270677
I dont get it why do they start runing after he kills himself instead of helping the wounded comrades?
>>726270601
>act properly about death
To be fair death is such a common and inevitable thing that I find any reaction other than 'indifferent' quite strange. Why do you care so much? People you don't know die horrible deaths every day.
>>726282784
yeah, even if he lived he would forever be a no-boned veggie.
>>726286121
>engineer
>>726269184
Terrible shop, you made Putin 3 feet taller.
>>726274369
where do you think you are?
>>726282423
story?
>>726265582
You should look inside yourself and ask
why do you like seeing this ?
>>726287504
Argentina is in South America, you fucking shitstain.
>>726284207
What do you mean it's Mexico? I thought only America had school shootings.
Or Guns.
Or schools.
>>726266921
this is in every *insta karma* bullshit video in youtube
>>726287504
Poor kid
>>726282423
>dotheharlemshake.mp3
>>726283588
Right into the pile of trash
>>726265582
At least he can suck his own dick without paying huge surgery expenses now.
>>726283707
How do you let this happen to you?
>>726278943
So, "white privilege" is a phrase meaning "having a brain"
It all makes sense now
>>726287504
you mean why they decided to stay in an africanized area since their skin was white.
>>726287576
amazing, are there no road laws there? one bike goes into oncoming traffic, the construction vehicle is in the wrong lanes, and fucking flatso mcroadlove is literally just mindlessly walking AT oncoming traffic before they meet with their soul mate, a huge fucking tire. incredible.
>>726286121
They should get sociopaths to run the trains. They would always be on time.
>>726284361
Only dreams...
>>726289069
faggot if this was my kid i'd set his head on fire
fucking white people