ITT people you think will commit suicide eventually

OP

>>726248004
>inb4 illuminati kill justin bieber at age 27

>>726248004
Instead of waiting for it we could kill him right away, couldn't we :ˆ)


nahhhh I kid the faggot

>>726248004
No he won't.
No fucking chance.

Me

>>726248462
Unfortunately, I see it happening as well.

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Chip Chompers

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they will call it suicide

Half of /r9k/

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Wrong kid died

>>726249046
Woah. Makes sense.
+1 to this possibility.

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>>726249144
Mfw

>>726248462
Here's hoping the odious vile little toad

Me.

>>726248004
>op fuckd up
these threads are usually called "faces of /b/"

>>726249259
This. I hope not though

>>726249046
this... really wouldn't surprise me

and that makes me sad

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>>726249317
Fuck you, you conservative nigger.
Here's to you and your fellow black republicans getting involved with things you don't understand

>>726249442
No I'm pretty sure they're usually called "Trap/CD/sissy thread"

>>726249129
>half
more like 99%

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>>726249046

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Him

- Sent from Internet Explorer

>>726249752
Plz

>>726249752
If there only was a God...

>>726249752
If only..

>>726249999
get
QUADS WILLS IT

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>the one on the left

>>726250046
Your left or their left?

>>726249259
pff no way. He has enjoyed his life for too long. All that depressing crap is just acting. Sure he probably had some rough moments, but you can't deny the guy is doing really well lately.

>>726249046
Agree. Jim is the kind of a guy who just burned his joyfullness. Much like R.Williams.
I really hope he doesn't though. Jim is my hero.

>>726250143
Aids will kill this phagot before the rope does.

>>726249811
Decent premise wasted on a bored ass joke

>>726250143
He practically already has lol

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my only celebrity crush has delivered pretty serious depressive things in her interviews.
I hope she gets over everything

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R.I.P.

i dont even know half the people posted in this thread

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>726250677
Damn he is not looking good there.

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He wont even need to do an hero. He looks like he is dead already.

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I know where his parents live

>>726250722
After what he said about the liberal elites in Hollywood he'll no doubt "kill himself" soon.

>>726251062
Fuck the conservatives ha I'd like that

>>726250906
Hope so before he transitions

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Give it 2-3 years.. if he doesn't do it then some American will

>>726250677
is he aspring to becoming a mummy?

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>>726249144
Nah, davey is coolheaded, thia guy on the other hand...

>>726248746
why?

>>726250390
This. I'll be sad if she does, but not all that shocked.

>>726251322
nigga, he ain't gonna kill the person he loves most in this world.

>>726250390
Her eyes have always seemed so dead to me. Cold grey, anisocoria, dull stare, baggy... Corpse eyes.

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>>726250677
i remember seeing the mummy when i was a little 8 year old twat. Brendan was one of my childhood heroes. Feels bad man

>>726251400
I hate Dave so much..

>>726251322
christ, give the man a break. He is 70. Let him enjoy his time playing president whilst he is still relatively corpus mentus.

The president is just the figurehead of the corporation. If you are pissed with his policies then take it out on the party, not the poor party mascot pissing himself in his old man diapers

you insensitve fucking retard

Me of course

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almost without a doubt

>>726250060
unlikely

Myself.

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for a moment I thought that he had already died from OD'ing or some shit

>>726251685
I figure it will be a hitler like scenario.. kills himself out of fear of being killed by another

>>726251485
Wasnt there a rumour a long ass time ago that she was raped? She also nearly died the other year of lyme disease, which probably didnt help.

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>>726251615
He seems pretty chill, wouldsmokewithim/10

>>726251685
If you're sensitive you've come to the wrong internet snowflake

>>726251844
He's known for suffering from depression
More likely than you might think

>>726251822
he has nice tits tho

>>726251822
Just bc her hair is gone? Surely she has monies for hair
Big clit btw

Almost no one posted on here will kill themselves or have shown any suicideal tendinitis. The thread wasn't "celebs who I don't like and im jealous of should kill themselves"

>>726251685
Give him a break?

>Him and morons like him are the reason the world is still shit.

>>726251901
It was amphetamine addiction... "Lyme disease"

>>726251893
More like a stalin scenario;

the poor old fucker will die alone and noone will tell the masses that their blessed figurehead is dead, giving the gop a couple of weeks to purge the fanatics and institute their own regime whilst the corpse is left to be chewed on by dogs

does trump own any dogs?

>>726249752
i fucking hope so

>>726252073
*tendencies

>>726252086
read the rest of the post you simpleton

>>726252073
Idk.. I personally put up a few people publicly known for suffering from depression
I think your knowledge is broken

>>726252073
Actually these might do it,

>>726249046
>>726250046
>>726250143
>>726250390

>>726249259
nope. loves his kids far too much to do that to them.

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This fucker. He's already tried.

>>726251822
yea he's got some real depression issues due to the weird life. totally wouldn't be surprised if he killed himself.

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I don't know. I just don't see a long life ahead for this one.

>>726250562
is it just me or does that person not look like Hillary? just something off about it

>>726252233
I don't doubt that

>>726249752
>alt-right drove amy schumer to suicide
i can see the headlines already

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>>726248004
Judging by his social media he's pretty chill about fame. No way would he pull a Cobain. This nigger on the other hand..

>>726252260
I saw Courtney love in Texas last year or some shit
I've been to countless shows and know without a doubt hers was the worst... first she insulted the audience and then she "sang" like 3 horrible songs with god awful lyricism
Would love to hear she did it ha I can't think of anyone who doesn't deserve the fame/money than her

>>726252270
Why not say the same about anyone else? Lol

>>726252073
except these cheerful beams of pure sunshine and light:

>>726248462
>>726249046
>>726249398
>>726250060
>>726250393
>>726250677
>>726251400

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can't believe Shia hasn't come up yet

>>726250393
This. I'm frankly shocked he hasn't done it already. I love him, but his shows are fucking depressing. He's drunk off his ass by the end of them, smoking whole time, you're watching a sad man slowly kill himself on stage.

>>726252462
Why would you listen to her?
She never could actually sing and only became famous due to Kurt.

>>726252351
Its a clone made by ayy lmao.

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Rob Kardashian is my pick. He's either going to hang himself or clog up arteries

>>726252126
Regardless, she was apparently within hours of death at one point. That doesnt do your mental state any good.

>>726252570
As much as I don't like him as an actor, he seems like he is just having fun with life right now.

I know a couple people at school who should seriously kill themselves including people from my family. Perhaps we need a new sexually transmitted disease that kills off all of these douchebags that are popping out nowadays I seriously wish we had a new wave of disasters that kill half of the world. But those are just thoughts from a guy who's an aspiring astronaut.

>>726250677
Every time I see him mentioned I feel really bad about him.

>>726252351
Yeah she looks human in that pic.

>>726252570
nah, cos its a catch 22:
He would only kill himself for the publicity, but he would not get any publicity if he was dead

i can see him faking his own death though

>>726252710
maybe not soon, but i could see him going off the wall like he did a couple years ago and it go a lot worse

>>726248620
I don't know, I feel like he is starting to enjoy life more

>>726252680
He has a bigger ass than his sister why hasnt he come out with porno too?

>>726250677
He's slowly turning into Geert Wilders.

Me.

>>726252570
I'm waiting for season 4 of HWNDU. I believe when shia does end up killing himself people will be leaving gallons of milk on his grave.

PRAISE KEK

>>726252680
Who?, seriously, who are these faggot Kardashians?

>I have ignored everything about them because they are less important than my shit.

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>>726249157
No need. He's about dead anyway.

>>726251789
Are you kidding? He's living his own personal dream.

>>726252283
Probably

>pic related, definitely

>>726252525
I stand by what I said, they're sad yes but will they kill themselves? probably not

>>726252352
He wouldve done it by now, as far as i k ow, he enjoys being a reclusive cult famous wacko

>>726252898
sorry to hear that. My advice would be don't do it

There is no point in jumping in front of the queue; Everyone will just think you are a dick

>>726252312
We'll that, and like 45% of trannies try to kill themselves at least once regardless.

>>726252432
he's literally shitting himself with fear of death, no way he has guts for suicide

>>726252933
I think an accidental od is more likely than suicide.

>>726253062
well, if you consider accidental overdose as suicide then...

Huh, speaking of which, people should really stop doing what they are doing and go watch Wristcutters: A love story. You won't regret it

>>726252907
...and they know this too. Yet their entire existence is predicated on them attracting exactly the kind of attention they are so unworthy of.
And it is already ending...

Jaden smith

>>726250390
Add in the sad fact she got Lyme Disease.

I hope she doesnt. Shes a beautiful Canadian Princess. Had a huge crush one this one since her first song.

>>726248462
Him for sure. I coulda seen him doing it before his wife died. He doesn't stand a chance now.

>>726249046
I feel like Jim would have done it already if he were gonna get on with it.

>>726249144
If only

>>726249752
Not gonna happen. She likes herself way too much. She thinks she's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

>>726250390
rofl she's still alive?

>>726250677
THAT FUCKING TWO-TIMING GOLD DIGGING WHORE I HOPE SHE ROTS FOR WHAT SHE DID TO BRENDAN

>>726251822
generally dudes that get molested into faggotry end up icing themselves like a cake. So yeah, I could see that.

>>726251884
Mick is impervious to overdose. He'd have to blow his brains out while clocking 95 on a harley to actually do himself in.

>>726252283
god I fucking hope.

>>726252352
The culkster is gonna pull through.

>>726252432
if he does, I'll know for SURE there's a god above me.

>>726253416
literally just thought of him. Can see him doing it for some weird art project or as a message for something

>>726250834
Ranch it up, Bro!!!
Hey, youre Mello Mike!

>>726251615
Can you elaborate on why is that so?

>>726251822
tranny suicide rate is above 20%

its not a mental disease though

>>726253510
Like i said, i be sad if she does, but not shocked.

>>726253659
Go away Dave

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>>726248004
This biatch

>>726251822
>trannycide

>>726253324
Accidental overdoses do not count as suicide

>>726253510
>Lyme Disease
>2k17
kek

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it's sad but , he might end up doing it..

>>726248462
He's made a living on harvesting pity for his dead wife. Someone like that is too selfish to kill themselves.

>>726254374
Nah, she was already basically a softcore pornstar, no one's gonna give a fuck that there are videos of her fucking dudes and cramming things in her ass. She sure as fuck doesn't care about being a whore, if she did, she would be in the WWE.

>>726249752
Oooh, I hope it's brought on cyber-bullying.

>>726254652
His wife only just died, dumbass. He'd already had money and fame at that point.

Season 4 will be awesome
Pepe will lead us to another victory

>>726254162
It's above 40%. 20% would be VASTLY understating the problem.

Totally not a mental illness, though.

>>726254757
*wouldnt be

>>726254162
>>726254881
I'm gonna tell the LGBTQRMF5@1+ on you for saying that.

HABABABA BORN THIS WAY
I WAS BORN THIS WAY
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK WITH TITS AND A BALLSACK I'M BORN THIS WAY

FUCK MY BOIPUCCI I WAS BORN THIS WAY

>>726252571
Just because he didn't go to rehab and start on with the clean living speeches doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy life. He talks about all his traveling and always has friends around him. He's doing better in life than most celebrities in their 3rd decode of fame..

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Him

No man he will die of old age
Not kill himself

>>726250981
Depressingly possible.

>>726251058
Lorde is a godess, gods and godesses can't die.

>>726255089
yeah maybe but this thread about people that will do it 'eventually' and doug is one of them

anon that originally posted stanhope

>>726255544
True
Just keep believing that

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He has a kid now finally but 5 years ago I'd be 100% sure

>>726255544
she's laughably terrible and it'd be jokes if she khs

>>726255828
But do you think he will eventually?

>>726249811

Sorry, but he already died because of an erotic game.

>>72625602
nooooooo !!!

>>726256025
Too much autism to live

>>726248962
this bet cia already has aome one in the inside and is ready to kill em or he is already dead but a body double is running th country

>>726249046
we can only hope after what he did to that woman he should die

>>726249046
i don't think he wil kill him self from all the shit i read about him and his text messages i read and the shit he does i think jim will go insane one day and start killing people and kill him self

>>726256025
I actually feel so fucking bad for this kid.

>>726248620
poor little jimmy. don't do it bud.

>>726256787
>after what he did to that woman
What, you mean get cheated on by her and give her half his money?

>>726248004
He'll end up like that guy from the Partridge Family that does reality shows. Washed up and prematurely aged from drugs, alcohol, and smoking.

>>726257021
I legitimately do too. He gets a lot of shit because of who his dad is, and you know he's not getting a normal childhood. He's either gonna wind up becoming a total fucking asshole, or being a very sad man.

I really kinda wish people would leave the poor kid alone.

>>726249752

women rarely are successful at committing suicide

or anything else, really

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>>726248462
DON'T
He's kinda cute when he's not convulsing.

>>726257357
Pretty successful in getting away with child sex abuse.

>>726257470
but muh wage gap and male privilege and the patriarchy!

>>726248004

Drew Carey

Milo Yiannapolifagilous.

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>>726250390
ITT newfags projecting their innermost desires onto wealthy A-list celebrities.

the only one I can somewhat believe offing themselves is Jim Carry.


Only the truly good take their own lives to get out of this cesspool.

>>726258307
it's 5:47 EST

They keeping you late in the office over at shariaBlue tonight?

>>726250060
can only hope it's this dickhead

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he'll lose his job at google, have to move back in with his mom, then off himself

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>>726248004
You've got somthing

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Chris Crocker. It's going to happen.

>>726259768
everyone forgot about that queer
nobody would even blink if he killed himself.

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pls

>>726254520
Holy shit dude