ylyl

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>>726237353
chuckled

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>>726238312
lost

>>726238744
You know, except that one time.

>>726236756
Seems right to me, could have used more mustard tho...

>>726239213
'nam mah mayn

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>be me
>10 years old
>watch back to the future for first time
>get crazy into the fandom and theories
>at 10
>get idea
>rip photo of my father off the corked board in the living room while noone's looking
>put in my wooden box
>for context, my wooden box contained my favorite pebbles from the beach we lived by, and other stuff I was attached to
>bury in yard
>write note about time capsule to myself
>note gets lost pretty quick, but until about 14 I commonly think about the time capsule
>school gets in way
>ff 6 years
>20 years old, we want to plant a fucking cactus in our yard
>father's idea, he has always been an idiot
>"clunk"
>the shovel hit something hard
>it's the fucking time capsule
>I'm 20 now
>after a minute of just staring at it I finally remember
>drop shovel and rush inside
>mirror
>gonna take picture out of box
>there's a few holes in the box and some dead bugs inside but somehow the pic survived
>look in mirror
>look at picture of father
>look back and forth in excitement and shock
>put back in box
>go to garden
>plant cactus
cont.

>>726239702
MOAR ANON

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>>726239702
>fast forward 2 more years
>I'm moving out
>had the time capsule in my dresser for these two years now
>move to the city to finish my college and shit, a little late but whatever
>take box with me
>22 now
>before leaving my mom gifts me my father's old suit
>perfect.jpg
>take out mirror from one of the few boxes that are still in my room
>compare me to picture (dad is 31 on pic btw, only 10 years difference)
>we look very much alike
>whip trough my hair a few times and try to make myself look even more like him
>give it up eventually because I have to go
>10 years later
>work is shit, I'm a physics teacher at this point
>I like to do private projects out of school to make up for the boring shit that happens in school
>completely forgot about whereabouts of capsule at this time
>parents call me to come to their house
>apparently they found a box of old stuff from our grandpa on my father's side (who's dead and we never really bonded with) and want to show me
>drive there with the car they got me when I first started working, so I could drive to woak obviously
>the first three hours are just me and my parents bonding with eachother
>realize how far apart we've become
>the entire time my father has been very eager to get to the point, but my mom likes to talk
>we finally stop the cake after I confirm multiple times that I had enough

>>726240501
cont. obviously

>>726238744
lost hard

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>>726240501
This better be good anon

>>726237326
Awesome

>>726236227
KEK TIME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJp3AnMqWyQ

SLAV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIH1YpIu_0


YOU LOST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rzKYZrY6Ds


CATS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7CYaiyvzXs


DEJA VU - DRUGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH1n685qBzE


YLYL DANK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOfunevI5F0


RANDOM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V3Wg8Yf1gs

>>726241517
/pol/ tard

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>>726240501
>my father tells my mother that the cactus in the garden needs water, totally out of the blue but ok
>me and father advance to his old workshop where he gets a dusty box from beneath a table, it has a few fresh handprints already, so it probably has been elsewhere
>opens it
>I slowly cram through it, find some old technology and small objects that seem familiar
>while my father completely ignores me and keeps going through the box I begin to notice that most of the stuff in the box isn't even that old
>before I can complain to my father I get my hands on a "back to the future" poster
>I suddenly remember how much I love this movie
>"man I loved this movie"
>"I know" my father says
>I suggest that we watch it later, he crams a VHS from his pocked and gives me a wink
>he goes to the living room to put it on
>I continue to clutter the room with stuff from the box
>find a photo of my father
>I realize what I just found and rush to find the box
>there it is
>the time capsule is in that box
>impossiblewhat
>I go on without making a noise to the rest of the house
>I find an odd apparatus
>looks like a mix of an oversized walkman and a microwave
>tickle around on the buttons
>find note attacked with lots of tape
>half of it has almost fallen off
>"open and turn"
>take apparatus and picture
>stand up
>see myself in the really dusty and scratchy workshop mirror
>swish my face's reflection with my shirt
>am 32
>compare with pic of father at 32
>almost a clone
>holy shit
>I cram out the apparatus
>I struggle to find the opening
>there you are
>there's a knob and another note inside
>"like music"
>put on barely stable headgear
>turn knob just as I see my mother come into room talking about cacti or something
>the last I hear and see is her screaming and running out, dropping the plate of bread she had prepared
cont.

>>726241788
Where the fuck is this even going? Is it your therapy?

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He is his own father, get gud you fuck

>>726241788
WAIT
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

>>726242479
IM THE ONE THAT POSTED THAT

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>>726241788
you better not fuck this up

>>726242518
So this anons dad is the other anon?

i getcha

>>726242479
>>726242518
Samefag

>>726242647
NO I MADE THAT THREAD
WITH THE ORIGINAL PICTURE LOL

>>726242670
no shit

>>726242415
lost

>>726241788
anon is his own father AND grandfather, stuck in a merciless loop in time

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>>726242690

>>726237326
... aren't about 98% of ants female and it is, in fact, a matriarchial society where the males only exist for breeding purpose and actually don't hatch when it is not the season?

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>>726241788
>wake up, shocked
>turn around
>the same house
>I probably got drunk or something
>but here? at my parents house?
>it's already pretty bright
>I haven't gotten to be in this room on this visit yet, but I guess my parents just took me to bed when I passed out
>someone is coming upstairs
>pretend to still be asleep
>after a while I'm being shaken awake
>unlikely of my mother so I turn around
>scream
>she screams too
>this doesn't go on for long as I literally jump out of bed
>"what the fuck are you doing here and who are you???" or something like that, I don't remember
>"we're leaving"
>she says I can stay, but she at least wants to take her blanket and pillows
>"what do you mean"
>after a little talkout that only goes for a minute or two I figure out that apparently I'm not home, it just looks very similar to my parents house, and the old lady and her husband are moving
>apparently they found me passed out on the ground outside
>the whole situation is very unsettling for me, but I just excuse myself and ask for my clothes
>"oh and here's that thing you had in your pocket"
>it's the walkmicrowave
>I thank them and wave goodbye, but after a while of confusingly running trough the house I begin to question the entire situation more and more
>this looks exactly like my parents house, but it seems less clean and there's a lot of furniture that I thought were thrown out in my childhood
>also there isn't another house for at least 100 meters from here, so I don't think I could have found here drunk
>find a mirror
>check pockets for picture of father, not present
>I use a camera in my jacket to take a photo of myself through the mirror, since I almost do look like my father now
>it does end up very alike to the photo I had, so I just roll with it
cunt.

>>726238261
deepwater jew, kek.

Glad you guys stopped posting the seniors who dine alone.

>>726236227
>>726243149
>>726243337
>>726243361
http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF

>>726243149
KEEP GOING PLS

>>726243149
What is this shit....

>>726236940
lost

>>726243149
Can u add subtitles plis?

>>726236809
Perfect ratio

>>726236991
>handguns
>rifle rounds
Kys.exe

>>726243449
More snapchat nudes linkspam?
For shame, anon. For shame.

>>726243046
Feminism doesn't care about how good women have it. They'd still bitch about men having it easy all they have to do is be born to have sex with women for breeding. Feminists will never be happy until men don't exist at all.

>>726236871
Lold

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>>726243149
>cram trough my jacket to see if I can find any more of my stuff
>the poster and a few matches
>leave matchers but fold up poster really tight and put into pocket
>decide to walk to the nearest village by foot, since I know the way and these old muslims apparently stole my car in addition to all my parents stuff
>the path looks very different to what I'm used from my childhood, I really should have visited more
>I manage to reach the village
>I almost go nuts
>the church, the mall and an entire row of modern houses are missing
>ask a local what fucking date we have
>he's really quirky and wannabe-funny and probably has no friends
>"a time traveler, eh?"
>he tells me the full date and directs me to a local library to look up the last few years of history
>I'm mostly in trance because he just told me that I traveled 22 years into the past, but I tell him that I know recent history since I went to the Eugene Francis College that opened in a nearby city when I was sixteen
>I leave him paralyzed as well as confused and trample to the library to find some answers
>on the way I get lost really deep in thought about my parents being okay with me suddenly disappearing in their very home, about me starting a new incognito life as a 32 man who knows roughly everything that happens in the next 22 years
>then it hits me
>I already exist
>at this point I should be at least 10 years old and going to elementary after one failed year
>my mother had been left by my biological father a few years ago
>I barely remember where my mother lived during these few years, but I strongly recall the story she told me about how she met my father
>she would be at this villages centre at a wishing well, wishing for someone to "save her" from having to care for me on her own or something
>this is where I can meet both of them
>they are the people to most likely understand me, and if not, I'm just gonna bail and come up with a plan b, I'm spontaneous
cont.

>>726244620
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE 404 WITHOUT FINISHING THIS, YOU CUNT!

>>726244620
What the fuck are you talking about

>>726244620
>my mother had been left by my biological father a few years ago
>I barely remember where my mother lived during these few years, but I strongly recall the story she told me about how she met my father

Wait, so you look like your stepfather?

>>726245521
he prolly is his stepfather

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>>726244620
>I turn around and head to the centre, getting completely back into the back-to-the-future fanbase theory-spinning
>if this is going to work, then I should at least faintly remember a second almost-middleaged man at the event, not just my father and my mother
>whatever, I will take this shot
>before I directly approach the well I take a look-out for possible my-mothers
>found her on a parkbench with actual ten year old me playing with dirt
>I wait there for what felt like hours with my hearth pounding, this is the most ridiculous situation imaginable
>I want to say hi, even if my father's not here yet, maybe she'll be easier to convince of this shit if she isn't accompanied by a protective testosterone-induced young man in love
>she gets up
>I hesitate
>she goes in the direction of me and the well
>have to change position so she doesn't see me yet
>i disturb a beggar crunching on some vegetables on a bench, but i don't care
>trying to disguise myself as if I was reading with the poster I had in my pocket, I can hear the plubbing soung of the penny she threw in the well
>"Send me a bloody angel"
cont.

>>726236991
this is ylyl, not cringe

>>726245590
I am high enough to be satisfied with that.

>>726236227

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIq4aD3QxUE

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>>726238821
lost

>>726245605

>realize I don't have an ending to this story. Sorry fags.

fu

>>726246336
I'll help.

>OP marries his mom like a faggot.
>Father Is himself.
>Tells older self when he is the same age.
>The cycle repeats.
>Mother trapped in time-traveler hell
>OP is faggot

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>>726245605
>I have an autismic spasm and try to hide under the beggars bank as she walks towards the street besides us
>the beggar punches me below the couch while still stuffing his mouth without looking
>I roll off right trough below the front of the bench, ready to mess him up
>standing up and in rage I accidently punch someone in the face backwards with my arm
>I turn around and spout some poor excuse for why I hurled forward from below a beggar
>in my trance I didn't realize I just introduced myself to my mother
>my ten year old self just judgingly stares at me, eating a booger
>"oh no it's okay, it really was me who got too close"
>that's absolute bull but whatever
>while I try to come up with a clever way to inform her that I'm her present son without sounding like an absolute lunatic she starts talking again
>"My name is Annabeth, but you can either call me Anna or Beth"
>"Dad prefers Beth so I'll go with Anna" I blurt out, backgrounded by the beggar chocking on gabbage and snot
>she giggles
>shit
>save me, toddler
>tiny me just stares at me and smiles stupidly
>"I I'm, uhm, Bernd?"
>"What a cute name!"
>my name is not bernd, I lied
>she introduces me to myself, I awkwardly shake my own tiny hand and give him a wink that came off way more creepy than it should have
>we get lost in a talk and I say alot of stupid shit I instantly regret
cont.

>>726246336
>if (!OP) self.fuck = TRUE
>else
>anon.played = "well";

>>726246677
are the plebs getting angry because the story is lonk?
I won't rush this just to turn it to shit

>>726246677
So you banged your mom huh...

>>726246774
no, we don't give a shit if its lonk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzXTILiYALM

>>726246032
When the school shooter kills the hot girls from your class and leaves you alone with their bodies.

>>726247037
Who hasn't?

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>>726247127
You got me on that one anon

You greasy fag's. I'm done.

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>>726246677
>on the walk she asks me where I live
>I don't have a good feeling about all this, praying internally for my dad to finally show up at some point
>I don't really have a home here I guess, so I just lie about living in my parent's now abandoned home
>I'm guest at her home for a few days, I try at many points to straighten the topic to something like "I am your son, do not form a relationship with me"
>the will falls with every day as I learn completely new sides of my mother
>Anna is actually as much of an annoying nag as I remember her from my childhood
>also I made the experience of "helping" myself with my own former homework, kid thinks I'm a genious and loves me, good
>what is not good is my mother trying to form a relationship
>at this point I would succumb, but every night I look at the pic of my dad and remind me that I can't settle down here with her
>basically start to very awkwardly "advertise" for the old house in nowhere
>she buys it and is totally fascinated somehow
>one day, making our first trip to the new house, we come across the guy who gave me the time-traveler talk
>I grin at him and wiggle my eyebrows
>he's just standing there
>after we already passed him by a few steps, he stops us
>wants to sell me his new car
>ask him if he's crazy, says a friend wanted me to have it
>don't believe it
>have a heavy discussion
>he just walks off in rage and throws the key at the ground
>I decide to pick it up, after all this car looks oddly familiar to my "former" car, but in a different colour
>we drive to the house laughing and making jokes about this very strange event that just took place
>tiny me cries how he needs to pee badly
>I decide to rush it and just go on until I see the house
>accidents happen
>after alot of cleaning up, the car still smells like piss
>we put it in the garage until further need
>enter house and have breath of nostalgia

>>726248307
conz.

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>>726248307
>that night I sneak out of bed (it was my first sex, since I, the looser I am, did not have a girlfriend)
>I sneak into the workshop
>in the workshop there's a big paper box in the middle
>there's alot of unwanted stuff in there, I engraven all of my jacket's content as deeply as possible in the rubble, would be tragic if someone found that now
>now where do I hide this box
>the old shack in the yard comes to mind
>it was always locked with a metal padlock for as long as I remember
>but maybe not yet?
>i drag my lazy ass and the box out and to the back of the house
>the shack is indeed there, and no lock in sight
>open
>there's a bunch of tools and metalstuff in there
>including a padlock and a key
>perfect
cont.

>>726248346
Lolwut

>>726248977
You're your own step dad

>>726249052
Smoked her cats ashes to

>>726248977
Bumping

Come on anon where waiting

>>726237063
free speech not a thing anymore? how can you get punished for an essay?

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>>726249134
whut

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>>726248977
this is getting bored

http://efukt.com/21205_18_Year_Old_Manlet_VS_Pornstar.html

>>726236227
> ▲
>▲ ▲

>>726249583
Has profile set to public and people from all over are ripping into her, some of the funniest shot I've read in a long time

>>726249684
> ▲
>▲ ▲

>>726249558
Now it's free* speech

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>>726248977
>I lock the shack
>I hear steps
>"Bernd?"
>it's not Anna, but mini-me
>"Bernd what is that?"
>I tell him that I grew up with this shack always locked, and that I don't know how to open it
>he tells me to open it by force with an axe
>I have to laugh, "but that would ruin the magic!"
>he didnd't laugh that night
>I bring him to bed and of course produce a lot of sound, waking up my mom-girlfriend
>i tell her that he ran out to play in the garden, which was of course a lie
>I get a short flashback of that happening when I was a child, it was the only time I was really angry at my father, but I was in an unstillable rage over it and couldn't sleep the entire night
>in a half-assed attempt to soothe myself I give tiny-me a wink, but he doesn't understand at all
>the next morning I offer Anna that we stay in the house,I want to make sure that everything goes as I remember it, but she doesn't even react
>she runs to her jacket hanging in the hallway, and I interprete it as her wanting to leave
>almost emotionally inspired I run after her, almost telling her to stop
>but she only crams a metal cassette from her pocket and hands it to me
>she tells me, that mini-mes father wanted his future dad to have this before he left, and that she believes that I am this future dad
>I hug her

>after mini-me left for school with Anna, who apparently can drive, I take a closer look at the cassette
>it's not very heavy, and shaking it doesn't make and noise
>there isn't a keylock on the front, but a number lock
>I instinctively turn the numbers the right way the first time, 2-8-8, a figure for my birthday, and remember that my wooden box had the same lock but reversed
>I open the cassette
>it contains the photo of my dad

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>>726242948
lost

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>>726250377
sorry for the long story
>>726241788
>>726246677
>>726248977
>>726250377
I did a lot of fucking dubs with this
you all owe me

contributing to ylyl

>>726250377
chaindubs

>>726250600
dubs

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>>726250594

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>>726250687
bet you're sick of stories now, so have some visual

>>726250594
That was shit

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>>726250758

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>>726250882

>>726250687
There's actually an emu farm near where I live, and ground emu is pretty tasty

>>726238261
>Deepwater Jew
Is he the chosen one /b/?

>>726251267
do you have emu burgers in anonland? do you have goth-steaks?

>>726251078
That lice infested hair has never been washed is why

>>726241517
taking a photo of monitor instead of cap... the triggers...

Ylyl should have its own fukken board! COCK SHIT FUCK ASS POO @

>>726251078
Bitch look like Kermit the frogs inbred brother

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>>726251834

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>>726242518
>>726242479
storyanon here
stfu I made this up myself
copyright by anon

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>>726250377
Is the punchline your sterility?

>>726252285
Faggot kid- I posted this over a year ago, and I did not make it up either.

>>726252660
actually no, my father was sterile, I was not

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>>726252285
I wouldn't be bragging about that. It was so bad, I'm literally hoping for the banana fags to spam this thread to the limit

>>726252720
I really think you're experiencing a bad deja-vu right now, because that's not copypasta.
I'm not the kind of guy who would purposely waste 1:40 hours of waiting just to simulate me typing and thinking up the story.

>>726252789
I tried my best, sorry anon-kun.
I just like to argue with people.

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>>726252789
I can oblige that request....

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>>726253026
Can we do one last spiderman thread instead before they completely die out?
I kinda liked those more than the banana, even though it really is a magnificent image.

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>>726236871

>>726253293
I was personally their for that thread ahhh good times....

>>726253293
lost

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>>726253688

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>>726253718

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>>726253765

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>>726253802

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I asked for a spiderman thread, not for a hitlerman thread.

>>726253194
I'll allow it

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>>726253194

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>>726253906

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>>726238821

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>>726243149
HE WENT BACK TO THE FUTURE, TOOK A PIC OF HIMSELF, HE IS HIS OWN DAD!!!!!!!!!

hey faggots
my story got your thread to page 1
hoaboudah

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Fresh new content. Sesame Street announced a new character today

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>>726255432

>>726239264
I believe it's Dijon mustard, which you generally use less of than regular yellow.

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>>726255493

>>726254831

How dI'd he fit the television in his pocket?

>>726255536
I like how they announce it
"look! we have broken people in our show!"
fuck personality or looks, main trait is autism

>>726251972
My sides

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>>726255779

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>>726250377
THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, YOU GO BACK IN TIME AFTER GROWING UP, ONLY TO BECOME YOUR OWN FATHER IN THE PAST, BUT END UP FINDING A PICTURE OF YOUR "REAL FATHER"

0/10 WASTE OF MY TIME ANON

>>726250594
really, you had a good story, with a horrible wrap up

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>>726255779
spiderman ylyl now

>>726238908
That is one of the most fucked up videos I have seen. smh

>>726255536

Yep. This is the PC world we live in now.

Thanks Obama.

Oh God,

Sesame street are really bringing an autistic doll to the game. :))))))))))))))

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>>726255007

>>726245027
fucking topkek

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>>726255879
HES OBVIOUSLY BOTH YOU IGNOR

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>>726245027

>>726255530
what?

>>726256029
Cant wait for when she meets Bert and Ernie. All the screencaps

One autism for the killer keemstar's pride
One autism for the times we lie
One autism gotta stay alive.. .I will survive
One autism for the city streets
One autism for the hip hop beats
One autism oh I do believe
One autism is all we need

a poem witch sums up well autism

>>726250594
Story sucked but epic dubs.

>>726251972
u dont fire arrows - u shoot them, or release them. If u yell "fire", ppl r gonna look for smoke and buckets with water

In the beginning scarce created the cancer side of yt and dank memes.
And scarce said,
"Let there be cancer,"
and there was cancer.
scarce saw that the cancer was good,
He send it to you as a gift for 420.
And happy 420.

>>726250882
he had 5 dubs ( 4 of the m being 77). You single peasant are dirt compared to this god. Also for the sake of the dubs and of kek. Incestuous step father anon archive this green text

>>726250594
>>726257640

>>726245027
Goddamn you sir, this made me lose it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHV9Nz2X2B8

>>726248697

Their theme song is actually a fresh prince greentext.

http://freshprintshalifax.com/

>>726236227
fuck i lost here damn

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>>726251267

But all emus are ground emus.

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>>726258193

>>726249927

You made me laugh, not the picture. Thank you.

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>>726236809
Whoever did this is a terrible human being.

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>>726236227
He can lose his 8 mile dong in my causeway of an boi puzzy any day :-P

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>>726253194
YES

story needs better ending
someone type up one

>>726259377
left one

>>726255432
First? And Elmo?

>>726238261
>deepwater jew
Oyyyyyy

>>726259860
Because it's the only one that isn't odd?

>>726259377
it´s the left one, it´s the only one that shares 3 features with the other figures
the other ones share 2 featers with the others
not really YLYL though

>>726250687
Once you learn shit about nutrition it all stops being funy and makes perfect sense.

>>726260210
That's one hell of a morning log

>>726236991
i feel hard drugs are missing from this crack meth you name it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPGa6vzfvqk

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>>726262363

>>726262363
an then theres this faggot

>>726238908
ok hes ready put him in the army

>>726253611
>His plan to fixing the debt he accumulated like a retard is the get a politician to cater to his needs by taking from others

How are these people any better than the corporations that buy politicians for their own self interest? Hypocrites to the core.

>>726250594
I enjoyed it, ending was a bit weird tho

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This is kinda cringe but it made me laugh

>>726255432
>>726255493
when do we get porn of her?

>>726265015
>trap

>>726265254
4 chan /b/ board is the best place to go for traps.

>>726245520
this is my fetish

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>>726253858

>>726265963
mine too

>>726255530
sup yall, its me its ya boy