Going to order some chinese food, What should I get? dubs may

Pineapple chicken? Mongolian beef? Subgum wonton?

Bumpin

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Roast duck chow mein, mixed hor d'oeurves, and the waitress' phone number.

>>726235361
Don't, donate $40 to Planned Parenthood.

>>726236056
This

>>726236056
fug off

100 Crab rangoon

>>726236115
I'm not joking.

>>726236115
Nice dubs
>>726236056
This

>>726235361
Sweet and sour chicken balls.
Singapore fried rice.
Dim sum mix.

>>726236149
that's too much

>>726235987
Is that picture real? Where from?
Call the place and order an escort, record it.

>>726235361
Order communism

>>726236056
This. Remember to post proof.

Two orders of sweet and sour sauce, vegetarian fried rice, side order of bok choy, french fries.

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>>726236056
Do this OP

>>726235361
>Hello, is your frigde running?

>>726235361
Ask about Pepe, order frog legs.

>>726235361
Whatever's cheapest on the menu, ask for business cards to use as tp.

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>>726236237
Far as I know. Found on Google.

Crispy beef, Special fried rice, Sesame prawn toast.

>>726236056
This.

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>>726236056
Do this.

>>726235361
You'd better hope pic is unrelated

>>726236540
Reroll

Just salad.

Get sesame chicken but with Mongolian beef sauce instead of the sweet one

>>726235361
>>726236633
Sorry OP looks like you're eating squirrel

>>726235361
Always get the combo B.

>>726236633
Decided, order a squirrel confirmed.
Fun fact: The grey squirrel, an invasive species to the UK, is actually tasty, where as the red squirrel isn't. Death to the invaders.

>>726236697
What is combo B?

>>726236726
Hell yea, the more you know

>>726236593
Is that Ashley and Miranda?!

>>726236056
Do this OP, it's what Jesus would've done,

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>>726236735
Set menus.

>>726236735
Depends where you're ordering from, every Chinese place that I've gone to its always the best choice.

>>726236779
Yes.
Small French fries, ask for extra salt.

The owner's daughter's hand in marriage.

>>726236056
T H I S

>>726236933
WE HAVE A WINNER

>>726236912
I wish

>>726236933
>dubs may or may not decide
get fucked anon

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>>726236995
Literally stealing from a charity

>>726236898
Wonder when we're gonna get Peebee and Cora kek

>>726237076
I'm not a nice person.

>>726237117
Order an anal fisting.

>>726237116
With those faces they're unfuckable.

>>726235361
>Going to order some chinese food, What should I get?

Yaka mein with turkey grease.

>>726237116
>Going to order some chinese food, What should I get?
Fucked.
Order tomato soup.

>>726235361
Ananas

>>726235361
A large soda.

>>726235361
https://youtu.be/A6g0mPo-uJM

>>726237181
This.

>>726237455
no

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>>726237455

>>726237493
Not an argument :-)

>>726237189
>>726237294
Only if Natalie Dormer had a likeness in the game instead of a voice :(

>>726235361
Order KFC instead
A large bucket

>>726237554
>dubs may or may not decide
OP reserves the right to deny ridiculous requests :^)

>>726237641
>donating to charity
>ridiculous requests
Pick one.
Order a can of coke and some canned ananas.

>>726237736
I can't eat charity dumbass.

>>726237775
Order sweet and sour chicken balls.
Volunteer in your local soup kitchen for a week, remember not to use fossil fuels getting there.

>>726237911
Ok. So sweet and sour pork with fried dumplings.

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>>726237973
You forgot about the most important part.

>>726238028
?

>>726238028
no I didn't

>>726235361
Cream of Sum Yung Guy

>>726237973
>Volunteer in your local soup kitchen for a week, remember not to use fossil fuels getting there.
Also it's chicken not pork.

>>726238128
Sometimes I wonder what they put in that "exotic" sauce they use in Gai Poo Lo Mein?

>>726238248
If you live in the EU, they are required to give you that info if you ask them.

>>726238317
>implying they tell the truth
Ever heard of gutter oil?

Keep thread alive and OP will deliver pics of delicious sweet and sour pork.

>>726238508
>implying they don't
You can sue them.

>>726235361
Chinese food worker here(not asian, by the way)

Does the place you order look rundown, ran by nothing but asians, and they are cheap about certain things?

run the fuck away and don't order from there.I've seen some shit from cooks that came from dumpy little shitholes like that. I had to rewash potatoes because one of them dumped chicken blood all over them, and we had to throw out a bucket of salad out because one on them washed a bloody knife off over it, and not a single one of them washes their goddamned hands.

most of them quit because our executive chef enforced the health code and wouldn't tolerate that unsanitary bullshit, and the other(the one that dumped blood on the potatoes and washed his knife off over the salad) got fired.

>>726235361
dumplings.

fried or steamed doesn't matter shit's dope af

>>726238658
>implying you'll ever know

>>726235361
kung pao chicken with pineapple

>>726236179
For you.