ITT: >We all live in the same house

>>726225925
OP, please put the seat down.

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>>726225925
if you dont hurry up in the bathroom, I'm gonna go in the kitchen sink

Please put your anime girl-shaped pillows away

>>726227251

No thank you sir, I want none of what you're selling. *slams door in face*

>>726227344 https://discord.gg/N7Ef2

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guys some nigger just tried to rob us

>>726225925
Put the bodies away ffs!
Smells like shit in this motherfucka!

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i need a ride to gamestop so i can preorder this game

>>726227272
I swear to fuck if you shit in the sink again ill cum on your pillow

Reeeeeeeeeee
Who's been eating my cheetos and drinking my mountain dew?!!!

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>>726227272
sorry man grandpa's using it

>>726227628
Fuck off!
Drove you there last time, still waiting for my $

>>726227726
Get the old fag out of here before it turns nasty.
www.judgejudy.com

>>726227924
he gets angry when he doesn't have any booze, the fucking drunk. always forgetting his meds too.

whose turn is it to do the dishes
fuckers

>>726228686
fine, fine, i'll do them

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how did none of you fuckers notice this outside

>>726228229
Getting fed up with his shit, literally, get grandad out of here before he ends up in the cellar, with a basket and the lotion.

>>726228803
its hard to see anything when you are on crack

>>726228729
Don't bother, let's play freesbee with the neighbours.

>>726225925
I'm going to the store guys, if anyone needs anything I'll get it for you but you have to GIVE ME MONEY FOR IT FIRST. Looking at you Stephen, you know they won't let you return carrots after you do that to them.. We both know you can't "barrow" things from the grocery store

>>726228936
Sister mother did it again, nothing to worry about.

>>726229036
which trap is your sister?

>>726229022
Come on Mike, don't be a douche, let's all go together

Who drank my chocolate milk?

>>726229087
Your daddy's bro?
Stop being a faggot Brian!

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>>726229022
Here's $5.00 for a bag of these.

>>726229208
FFS!
Are we living in the UK or 'Murica?

>>726229256
America, clearly.

>>726229171
it was probably fucking Steve's retarded three legged dog again. that chocolate milk gives him fucking diarrhea and he made a fucking mess all over the couch earlier..

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has /pol/ been over? i found a load of shoes in the basment

>>726229337
'k
Gonna try to score some meth, who's in?

>>726229450
for sure

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>>726229374
Yeah, she was here. She just texted me this.

>>726229366
Aw man..does anyone have a straw?

>>726229474
Mind giving me a ride?
Tyron "borrowed" my car last night
Fed up of his sit, no more niggers in the house!

>>726229501
you got any nudes?

>>726229589
Here, have a fiver.
Give it back though

Our house is a very, very fine house with two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard,
Now everything is easy 'cause of you and our la, la, la...

>>726229589
i found what looks like a used needle that might work. i found it outside by the trash and thought it might come in handy one day.

>>726229603
He even stole my "h" key

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>>726229603
sure. lets go

Who pissed in the sink?
Cause the dishes were still in there.

>>726229692
Our house in the middle of our street,
Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud

>>726229829
sorry man, thought they were already clean

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Our new internet speeds

>>726229921
Lulwaht?

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>>726229756
Do you mind if we take this bus?
Otto is driving, all good!

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who stole my artificial vagina again!!??

it keeps turning up looking like this

>>726230190
Not grassing or anything but I saw Karen getting in your room the other day...

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Who ate my fucking tendies!!! I put them in the back of the freezer for a fucking reason!

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This is my room and I want it kept tidy.

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>>726230375
Dude, I remember you!

Mum's coming over this weekend, please don't fuck it up guys!

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our battle station

>>726230671
Nah, but we might fuck her up, if you know what I mean

Guys, I just shot a cop that knocked on the door. He was asking about "CP" or something?

>>726230796
Not again!
She's getting real tired of your shit guys, if you know what I mean

>>726230894
Oh well, good job Nelson!

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>>726230894
Right, but he got the last initial wrong.

>>726229171
I poured it down the drain and posted the pics in a gore thread

>>726230711
FFS!
Who's been drinking Heinekein?

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who left the fucking plug on the floor?

Carl, stop eating that dead cop's face.

>>726231118
BAZINGA!

>>726225925
>fapping noises 24/7

Where are the grills at?
Fed up looking like a bunch of faggots living in the same house!
The neighbours are laughing at us!

>>726225925
>never pays rent
>mooches off everyone
>steals weed
>generally annoying
>tries to start fights all the time

>>726225925
>>726231118
http://bit.
ly/2mIpdhC

>>726231276
Piss off Ryan! Go back to your mum's!

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I'm really shy, give me time to come out of my shell. In the meantime I'll be staying in my box observing

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I'm back from the grocery store. You won't believe what I saw.

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Whose doggo is this?

>>726231421
GTFO of my cat's box!

could y'all maybe not come into the bathroom every few seconds I'm trying to fap

>>726231480
Fuck knows but that bottle is defo mine!

>>726231421
*shoots the box*

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>>726231421
Hey man, here's a welcome present.

>>726231622
who ordered the box of rape?

Who pissed on the carpet? I know it's not an animal, this is 100% human urine, I can tell

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Can we all try to do our dishes on Saturday? It's starting to stink and our sink keeps clogging

>>726231901
it was frank's downie girlfriend. she's still learning how to use diapers.

Where's the remote control?
I wanna watch Family Guy

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Guys can you fucking stop giving pizza to the squirrels? It's wasting our food

>>726232077
Check Mike's ass, it's usually up there.

>>726232083
Stop showing off John you fucking OCD freak!

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>>726232077
not in my fuckin house

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OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS DID THIS?!

>>726232208
Not again!
Can you get Julie to come over please?

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>>726232332
i don't know
i heard that she tried to suck her dog off last week

[DOORBELL]

*Anxiety intensifies*

>>726232291
Like, what are you gonna do Dolan?
Shoot me? Kek
Simon! Your dad's being a cunt again!

>>726232449
No remote for me then :(

>>726232064
Again? ffs, can't we get her a litter box instead?

Any of you fags have a spare needle?

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>>726232467
Don't worry, I got him.

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Arsewipes, faggots!
Who was the last one to take a crap?
No sandnigger but getting real fed up wiping my arse with stones.
Thanks Downie Johnny for living them there

Good job Tyron!
If it werent for you, we'd be labelled as racists!

>>726232694
Who let my pet rat out of the toilet?

>>726233119
Ooopsie!

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Watch what I do to Jeff

>>726233355
Jeebus! Them numbers!
The party van is on its way, thanks a lot Mike!

anybody wanna throw in for a gram of md?

>>726233544
Im skint m8. Soz

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guys i just found this in the bathroom

>>726233633
like I've enough to buy it myself, just don't need that much, if I find at least 3 more people I'll let you dab anyway

>>726233686
Kurt playing with my toys again, that cunt

>>726232291
Its MY house faggot

Believe me or not /b/ros, i actually had real sex last night.
Bitch couldn't get enough

>>726233686
Nice, we needed a new paintjob in there anyway.

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>>726233774
hehehe

>>726233824
I believe you
this guy FUCKS am I right?

Guys who payed the rent?

>>726233824
Stop lying James, you sleep in my closet and I didn't hear a thing.

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Poor Jeff is having another autistic fit.
Can you please stop messing with his toys? I am trying to work here! Now is he crying in the corner again.
Bastards

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>>726233913
i took care of it shimson

>>726232645
last time we tried that, she just ate the litter.

>>726233699
Sound /b/ro
Im in.
Will give you some £ next week

>>726233966
OH GOD IT'S THE JEWS, HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED

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>>726233993
i feel bad for her

>>726234031
Let's kick the cunt out!

>>726234031
Don't worry. This one owns the local bank chain.

>>726233993
Just buy the plain kind, I told ya'll before and I'll say it again, she only ate it cause it was fruity-scented.

>>726234090
>>726234102
He's Going to squeeze the money out of us

>>726234228
Don't worry. We're cool with this one.

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Don't go in the bathroom right now...

>>726234307
Man, really cleaned the blood up good.

>>726234296
I'll take your word for it

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>>726234368
no

>>726225925
OK NOW YOU'VE FUCKING DONE IT MAKING THIS THREAD.

>>726234368
That's super Weebtastic, but that pillow does look pretty dope.

>>726234463
yep

Who took my katana and kimono?

Why hasn't Marcel returned home yet? Is that nigga getting laid or what

>>726234563
I did, sorry fam, was trying to impress a girl

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>>726234563
Oh, s-sorry! Heehee!

>>726225925
Still tho... Should someone make Discord?

>>726234368
might not want to use that pillow. Tim has been hiding his used needles in that.

Can I live here? The reddit house kicked me out

>>726234721
let's TP their house first. if we bring ed along he'll throw his poop at them

>>726234721
sure man

>>726234721
Ok, but you will have to sleep in the mailbox

Will you guys keep an eye on my little sister til I get home? She's 12. Thanks.

>>726235423
Kek

>>726235423
$20 and you got a deal

Who the fuck farted? It smells like rotten eggs. Jeez.

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>>726235423
12? ok, I mean, she'll be safe with me. I mean...oh no, gosh darn it, I guess I'll do it despite not wanting to!

>>726230633
Don't worry sis, I got you
*Cums all over the room*
See? It's more slicker now!

>>726235544
I think one of the hookers in the basement died a few weeks ago.

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guys i picked up a new movie at target

>>726235744
Fuck... Gary! Where are you! Didn't I tell you to get yo necrophilic ass somewhere else?!
*Grabs shotgun*
Wanna help dude?

>>726235744
How about the hobbo? Has anyone checked up on him recently?

who keeps stealing my pocket pussy

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>>726235968
hell ye boi

>>726235977
Jeebus! Im so worried, I cannot write engrish no moar!

>>726235977
He's locked in the basement with some Mexican infidels, he's probably fine I think.

>>726235977
Uhhh..yeah..sure

I'm moving out tomorrow guys, cya.

Do me a favor. There's this big hayfield up near Buxton. You know where Buxton is? One in particular. Got a long rock wall with a big oak at the north end. Like something out of a Robert Frost poem. It's where I asked my wife to marry me. We'd gone for a picnic. We made love under that tree. I asked and she said yes. Find that spot. In the base of that wall you'll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. A piece of black volcanic glass.

You'll find something buried under it I want you to have.

>>726236360
Is it your mom's big black dildo?

>>726236360
Thanks /b/ro, we had a good time while it lasted.
Take care!

anyone wanna smoke ice?

Hey where is my Coke?

>>726235423
don't worry, I know a good pimp. she'll be back on the streets in no time.

Guys who are those weird jewish looking guys standing in the corner speaking into a microphone and filming us?

Hey gaaiiiiis, do you have a room for my precious lil butt? :)

>>726237655
They're just filming a new season of Curb your Enthusiasm

>>726236818
>>726237871
Faggot /b/ro just moved in, Im sure he'll be "up" for it

>>726225925
WHO CLOGGED THE DAMN TOILET??????

Heads up guys, I just word that the SWAT team might be stopping by. Is anyone up to something we should know about??

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Who laced the beer with acid again?!
This shit got real old after the third time guys...

>>726238235
Nope, I didn't rape an 8 year old, why do you ask?

>>726238202
s-sorry i was just trying to flush my cat

Anyone wanna trade cheese pizza for some tendies?

Alright, so who's the asshole that left a super crispy sock on the couch again?

>>726238329
Charlie!
We told you to GTFO months ago!
How did you get back in here?!

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Hey, let's take a picture of our cosplays! Common Jamal smile

>>726238806
Fucking dog is always grumpy!

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OH SHIT THE LANDLORD'S COMING

>>726238893
Shhhhhhhhhhh
Be quiet guys!

>>726238750
How about through the hole I made last time Jared? I mean... beer anyone?

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>>726239071
>the hole I made last time

Whos been cumming in my jar?

>>726239640
Sharing is caring /b/ro

>>726238719
That's mine, just leave it for Karen to clean.

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>>726227180
tits or GTFO

>>726230019
>not putting the negro in the back

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Oh look, granpa came for a visit!

>>726230375
>>726230643
not sure if same person

>>726232083
i would have skipped the top two matresses, would make it too easy to fall off