The secrets thread v2

Omegle fapper reporting

>>726219588
My GF lives like an hour away and I usually have to plan in advance to beat the traffic but this time I wanted to surprise her cause I had bought her a silver necklace but I got there way early plus her mother stayed home cause her workplace had a power outrage. I knew she really liked me thats why we always chill at her mom's she let's us close her bedroom door and allows me to sleep over. At first it was weird us alone so I offer to come back later but she insisted for me to stay and wait for her. Her mom likes to have a few drinks after work, things got interesting really fast and she started talking about yoga and stretching finally we ended up making out hardcore, french kissing in her kitchen I guess giving us some time to gather our spirit when my gf would arrive and not get caught but fuck she did arrive and I never managed to fuck her but Im still planning to go all the way. She's top shelf milf

>>726220264
got cool stories?

>>726219588
I'm 25 years old who talks on Kik with 11-14 years old girls and pretend I'm 17 years old boy. They don't mind tho, some of them actually, 12 years old said she normally talks to 20 years old guys. Kinda liking it, but also feeling shitty about it

>>726220319
She did send me nude pix but I know that she comes here cause my gf caught her while cleaning her own surf history. funny shit

>>726220482
Any wins?!

>>726220482
Wtf dude how are you not V&?

>>726219588
PART 1

I dont know how to say this and dont care how it comes out so here it is..

I always wanted to have blond hair and blue eyes as far as i remember. My first memory of this I was like 5 years old. Im white with brown hair and eyes and always felt lesser than my friends which I partly picked for the physical features. I know its super shallow and stupid but with time I managed to bury this complex during my teen ages as it was difficult dating and wondering why some girl would date a guy with dull features.

Jump forward Im starting my masters at univ and this scandinavian guy doing a single semester abroad became my best friend during this time. My gf that the time kept saying how good looking he was although she found him weird and immature. People kept teasing us cause we were always together and were sorta metrosexual looking. They kept saying that we would make a cute couple. We didnt think much of it as it was in good spirit while drinking and all with classmates. This one time my parents were away and crashing at each others place was almost impossible because the party ended way late and we had no cash left to grab a taxi and too drunk to get in a car and pay at the destination anyway. Since my parents place was the nearest to downtown and I had the keys on me. We walk there for almost 2 hours in the cold winter.

>>726220684
Had plenty

>>726220383
One young girl stayed with me for like 20 mins. Never cum so hard in my life. She would do anything I asked. Right kinky slut

>>726220741
What's V&?

>>726220684
I don't ask them nudes. Just talk to them for fun

>>726220957

Fbi gonna come knockin if youre not careful

>>726219588
I fantasize about being able to possess people

I would find the most pure soul, possess her body and get overfucked to death by a gang of drug dealers

We are talking rough violent fucking

>>726220763
PART 2

When there we were all energized and choose to watch lesbo porn in the living room. Long story short we ended up fapping next to each other on the couch at the same tempo trying to sync our cumshots. Near climax instinctually we leaned towards each and started frotting and shot our load on each others cock. We felt asleep soon after but thankfully I woke up as I heard the door, my parents got back from their vacation I got the date wrong. We rushed and zipped up and left as they came in. I briefly introduced him and we left each in a diff taxi since my folks gave us cash to ride home. When home, my gf was still sleeping and slowly got in bed with her, I woke her by pushing my cock still wet with my friend cum in her sweet pussy, his cum lubed my entrance and its was the hottest and longest fuck Ive ever had, she loved it if she only knew that I fucked her with my lubed up cock full of the juice of the guy she thought was so sexy.

Sorry messing the end story, Im really high right now...........

>>726220924
Moar

Was home alone with cousin
She was physical and playful
My hands went everywhere
I blindfolded her as part of our game, made her go on all fours and blasted her buttcheeks and asshole with cum

I told her Its just water
Then i washed her up

The next time i blindfolded her i squirted "water" all over her chest

Eventually I couldn't resist the temptation and i rubbed my dick on her lips then came on her face and blindfold

No one including her ever suspected a thing

>>726221038
"Every story you read here is fantasy, only fool would take it serious" something like that quote

I began an online relationship with my best friend from high school's wife because we were both so unhappily married. We ended up meeting secretly on a "solo" vacation and fucking for 3 days straight. It was the best sex I've ever had in my life. She fucked me like a porn star. Ass licking, ass fingering, licking the cum off of my body after we fucked, fingering herself and putting her fingers in both of our mouths while we were kissing. It was insane. I still masturbate to the sounds she made while we fucked. If I had a recording of it you would masturbate to it too.

Then we went back to our normal shitty marriages. I've stopped talking to her because of the guilt. She still tries to message me but I ghosted her. If she ever gets a divorce I will be on her doorstep the next day.

Fucked my twink neighbour on multiple occasions
He was an utter soulless fuck hole,He later became a famous DJ.Every time i see him i give him the look
The look that says remember now i used to gag you on my dick.

>>726221401
don't understand why you don't get with her, all that will happen is that two other people will be unhappy and then they will move on and find someone else, oh well stay unhappily married

>>726221467
Wish i had a neighbor to fuck me

I catfished successfully

Sometimes i fucked my own asshole to the thought of those guys fucking me

Was a very weird period in my life

>>726221361
Shit thats risky altho hawt af
How old?

>>726221528
Oh well suuuuurely legal age.
Come on, you know.

>>726221492
We are a thousand miles away from each other.

>>726221361
>be me
>oneechan blindfolds me
>oneechan squirts water on my butt
>oneechan squirts water on my chest
>oneechan squirts water on my mouth and face
>gee i love this game oneechan plays, I'm not suspicious one bit

Faggot.

>>726221338
What you wanna know?

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The other day an anon dumped pics of a girl.

That girl turned out to be my cousin.

>>726221502
Where do you live?
I'll destroy you 4 times a day if you are presentable

>>726221370

At least I KNOW that mine No.726220763 is real.
Because since I'm fully aware that I'm bi and I've been fucking around on the side ever since gf or not. I dig blonde and ginger cock!!!

>>726221504
weird indeed bruh

>>726221716
make me diamond

>>726221746
lovely cameltoe

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>>726221361
>it's just water

>>726221609
yeah that stopped people from getting together before

especially in 2017

Well. It's my turn now.
I'm kinda fucked up, have some stories.

At the age 6, me and my sister (10) used to kiss each other's genitals, and one time we actually tried to fuck. Only got to rub my dick to her clit...it wasn't good at all, it hurt, but she liked it. She wanted to do it again, but I refused. Never talked about it again.

When I was 11 or 12, me and my best friend sucked each other's cocks. Nothing big, just exploring, but I never talked about it. It happened multiple times, but we are not gay or anything.

Also I'm a fukin pedo, I have a 10 niece, whom I secretly love, and I fingered her a few times while she was sleeping. We are very close though, sometimes I feel like she's into it as well, but I'm too afraid to make a move.

And last there is this 15 year old girl, I talk with every day, all day. I think she's fucked up as well, she told me she had a relation ship with an adult a few years back, and she's into incest and stuff...the best thing is, she messaged me, and wanted to talk. But I don't want anything from her, it's just kinda feels good or weid that she might be ok with me fucking her.

Fuck, I think that's all.

First time I got my dick blown it was from a tranny that offered me a ride walking home at 4am from a rave in the park near my house.

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be a humiliated if she knew that so many people know exactly what every inch of her body looks like and how she looks with a cock in her mouth and cunt

>>726222447
Post some faggot

>>726222580
Is it cool to email them to you?

>>726222809
Will delete soon. write it down

>>726220998
Don't believe you, pedo

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>>726221746
>>726222080
I knew she had a freak side to her. She gave me my first blowjob

>>726223119
Are you talking from experience, hypocrite??!

>>726222015
9yo girl sticking pencils in her V while asking to see me 'sperm'

>>726223199
Oh totally. I'm feeling the vibe just from 2 photos. I'm sure she's great at it as well, right?

im 34 years old and the most sexual thing ive done is make out a few times.

I've had a friend for awhile and recently I've become good friends with a girl he's known for years. All three of us were supposed to go to new york for a trip but now he's out due to work. The girl and I are rooming and he's started to be more and more abrasive towards me. Turns out he tried to steal nude photos of the girl and he groped her while she was sleeping. So now I have the moral quandary of if I should stick to my beliefs and phase out of friendship with this guy and totally fuck his girl in NYC or be a little bitch like he is?

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I want to fuck my daughter so bad. Pic related.

>>726223415
GOSH PAY FOR IT AT WORST

>>726220957
Newfag detected

>>726223466
Wowser..... I salute your wicked genes.

Feel no shame for it..

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I'm fucking my best friends wife. I'm im in the green. They're next to me. She's so slutty and sexy.

let's see...

-obsessed with voyeurism
-unhealthily obsessed with best friends girlfriend
-used to show topless photos of girlfriend to a buddy
-posted nude photos many times of girlfriend on /b

Years ago i discovered that the best friend of my girlfriend had an account on a social chat.
I contact her with two fake acount (man and girl). She fall in love with the man and we masturbate together for years.
I asked her to create story and fantasy about her best friend and his boy (me!) and so i forced her to masturbate thinking about me.
I discovered that she was so horny and perv: she immagined of beeing raped by the real me and other very dirty thoughts.
Now I'm married with the girlfriend and i have stopped to mastrubate with her, but i'm happy to know that every time she sees us, her pussy get wet.

I never thought that a girl could have so abusive and perv fantasies like me.

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I wanna watch a big dicked nigger fuck the shit out of my fiancé. I want him to give her multiple orgasms as I am tied up and watch her get pounded. Pic related.

I steal nudes off female friends phones/computers while fixing them. I occasionally share them on b. I molested my 20 yr old cousin on my couch while sitting between her and my wife and watching a movie, she is coming over again next week.

I take creepshots of my wife and daughter and share them with a friend.

>>726222911
Get my email?
Anyone else interested?

>>726223716
Yummy slut! I would love to stick it to her. She's upgrading from beer belly husband to fit best friend. Btw it looks like you're packing too.

Been molested by some guy when I was around 6-8, blocked it from my memory for years, remembered when I was 14 or 15, told like 4 people, at the time didn't think anything off it, now I wanna stamp on his head...

I'm very suicidal most nights.

I have loads of friends, most are females,
if I try to get a girlfriend, I end up becoming a "close friend" (Gay best friend)

Sometimes I wonder if I'm Bi or gay, I mean, I love pussy too much to be gay but if I watch porn and I see a dick, I don't feel like looking away but I can never imagine myself fucking or being fucked by a guy.

i used to ask pen drives and hard drive to my female friend (to copy them movies). after i use software to recover deleted files, sometime i find personal email, photo video

>>726223716
Do you make her talk about him while you are fucking her? Ever make her call him during it pretending that she is master baring to her husband?

>>726224339
I was so fucking hard in this pic. We fucked like crazy on this trip. He'd get drunk. Pass out. Then she'd sneak over to my hotel room and we'd fuck for hours. Then she'd go back to their room. It was amazing.

>>726223835
Fuck you're on another level. Im gonna have 2 try your sick ways.
Thx anon

>>726224452
No straight man looks away from the dick. People get turned on by watching sex and the dick is extremely vital to that.

>>726222447
Let me know if anyone is interested in seeing them

>>726223835
why you haven't married the other girl?

>>726224529
Oh yeah. That's the best. Fucking with him passed out nearby is so fucking hot too. I have to cover her mouth so she won't be too loud.

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>>726223369
We were young naive teens. She was sexually active at a young age. She gave amazing head. I was a virgin at the time so I lasted a whole minute.

>>726224584
I know.
And i don't seem so.
It started like a joke and go deeper inside her mind...

>>726224646
Clueless husband thinks she getting off thinking about him, huh?

>>726224630
>Now I'm married with the girlfriend and i have stopped to mastrubate with her, but i'm happy to know that every time she sees us, her pussy get wet.
>I never thought that a girl could have so abusive and perv fantasies like me.

My wife is a better person and better body.
the friend is cute but not so much, she was more than a cum bag for all my dirty and perv thought.

>>726224452
You're just comfortable with your sexuality anon.
If seeing dick is meh, don't worry about it too much.
I've found two ways to deal with wanting to not wake up:
1. Find a hobby which wears you out to the point where you fall asleep the moment your head hits the pillow.
2. Find your favorite band and fall asleep to their music.

>>726224073
Your lady is smoking.
Superb body. If i were you Id watch them for hours and fap so hard.

moar??????

>>726222447
Here's my email if anyone is interested in seeing them. Johnbrock583 at gmail

>>726219588
I secretly fantasize about brutally torturing my ex-wife's rapist to death using waterboarding, a blowtorch, a pair of plyers, a car battery, and some battery acid. I see him from time to time, and although he maintains that he didn't do it, I know he did so I harass and bully him at every chance I get. I've made him cry several times, and I enjoyed it.

>>726225197
Understandable I'd say

>>726225197
now i want to stick pins under the fingernails of your ex wifes rapist

>>726224178
can we see?

Dated a pedo mom

>>726223716
She's fucking hot! Post more pix!

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>>726219588
i'm the tswift anon

>>726225634
what she let you do ?

>>726225746
More what she used to do. She would get her daughter to touch her. Once gave me a blowjob and snowballed the kid

>>726220319
why would you even?

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>>726224648
I wish we woulda stayed closer over the years. Apparently I'm missing out.

>>726224577
More pics of her! Please.

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>>726219588
I've really been having a hard time deciding lately if I should keep studying Japanese (already passed N4) or just stop and focus on Korean and Mandarin instead. I keep putting all of the books away, then bringing them back out, then putting them away again in a vicious, physically tiring cycle.

>>726225197
How did u make him cry?

>>726225650
Tits or gtfo slut

>>726219588
Sometimes I post things on /b/ that are untrue

>>726224577
I couldn't do that as I'm really picky about my friends, I've known them all for +10yrs. In addition, guilt would kill me or I don't have the guts if any hater wishing to think so.

But I do have a fuck friend, we're both cheating on her side. She's kinky as fuck and aware that I really dig having a go at her first before she heads home after work or goes out to meet some random guy for sex.

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>>726226190
tay tay doesn't brazenly show her tits, anon

i raped a drunk passed out female friend after a party.

>>726226288
Then post a picture of your asshole with a time stamp.

>>726223539
Removal process initiated

>>726222447

[email protected] Show me that slut

>>726220319
Happened to me but after we broke up. Shit was cash.

>>726226341
tell us what she look like ?:)

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>>726226365
>uploading personal pics to /b/

>>726226428
continu please :)

>>726226500
short, blonde, petite

>>726226428

You can do better than that

>>726226757
fuck her ass?

>>726226757
got any picture?

>>726220482
I'm a 63 year old guy who talks on kik with 17 year old boys and I pretend I'm a 11-14 year old girl. Bet we've talked before.

i went on omegle yesterday and tried jerking off while people watched me. it was all guys though. no girls popped up on the other side.

>>726227082
welcome to the world of random webcam chat

>>726225917
what

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>>726226880
>>726226563
I can. I wont.

>>726227150
haha! yeah i guess so. it was quite a turn on for me but i was hoping a girl would come on and want to watch me. oh well. i got turned knowing guys were watching so it's all good.

>>726227375
>t. faggot

>>726227082
I seem to always find some girls willing to show or watch. Wonder what your doing wrong?

>>726220482
you're so gonna get bummed in prison one day

>>726219588
I wipe my ass back to front.

>>726227502
nigger

>>726220264
Same. Two weeks ago there were three girls dancing for me, but they never got naked and after about ten minutes left before I could cum

>>726225999
Yeah, that fuck me look.. She totally has my barely legal cock diamond hard. Would be great to experience her slutty ways. Lucky anon

>>726227435
beats me! i just logged on and moved from chat to chat. no girls popped up. :( my dick is only average size anyways so if a girl did happen to come up idk if she'd want to stay and watch me. i'm decently fit though so they might.

>>726227322
vola?

>>726226288
I'd ruined my life to dip in and taste this goddess.

Ive had sex with my cousin multiple times and I've eaten my sister out when she was 15

>>726226236
POST SOME MORE PIX OF HER!

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>>726227617
She was amazing to say the least

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>>726227856

>>726227785
Arizonans chat with them to start. I end up asking questions about bfs etc, what they've done sexually etc ease them into it. Then ask if they want to have some fun with me on cam.

>>726227833
vola?

>>726228013
vola?

>>726226145
I kept putting him in a corner and getting in his face. He's muslim, so I used a lot of fucked up racial slurs and told him that his "prophet" is a rapist just like him. He kept trying to leave, and I kept shoving him in the corner and kept asking him how it felt to be in this position just like she was, and I also kept saying shit like "Ya know, I bet your daddy probably rapes too. That's how little bitch boy rapists like you are born" and shit like that. Then there was just the basic "what you gonna cry" shit too. It was fuckin hilarious.

>>726228067
vola?

>>726228164

dy8jkf

>>726228261
>dy8jkf
room doesnt exist

>>726228261
vola?

>>726223298
MODS MODS MODS

>>726228354
yep does not exist

>>726227994
I'm happily married with a child and live in an upper middle class home.

I would put it all at risk in hopes of one night with Taylor's asshole

>>726221746
VAPE NAYSH

>>726227992
She making me hungry. I want to swirl my tongue on her goodies and taste that sexy thing. Seriously, she made to shared.

I jacked off in a car that had 5 other people and a dog... i didnt get caught this was 3 years ago

>>726228512
i wouldn't mind if i couldn't put it in her ass... i'd still risk it all for her pussy and especially her womb

I jacked off while my sister was sleeping right next to me

>>726225197

Your wife is lying.

Did she go to the cops? If not, definitely lying.

If so, plausible she's lying.

She's lying. Did this """rape""" happen during the marriage? If so, she's lying. She fucked him and loved it, then felt guilty. If not, she's probably still lying.

She's lying. Stop white knighting.

>>726226220
Is that untrue also?

>>726228630
Yeah I mean I hear where you are coming from, but I feel like a classy chick like that has probably never actually been ravaged properly by a dick.

I've got years of pent up sexual frustration I'd like to take out on her anus

>>726228789
/thread

>>726228085

ok this is fake

>>726228737
would who fuck your sister?? picture of her?

>>726228085
I'd probably round up a few friends and beat him up during the night. Raping someone is really fucked up and makes me really fuckig mad.

>>726228868
No to both

>>726228858
What makes u say that?

>>726227992
Got moar anon? I'm so horny right now........

>>726221716
What's the success rate?

Also back when chatroulette was just starting and did not consist entirely of erect penises, I'd managed to fuck three girls I met there. One of them I even fell for pretty hard and she helped me get through some shit during our 2-year relationship. Ended badly but was fun while it lasted.

So I guess fuck you anon for destroying a rather cool service for the sake of your exhibitionist fapping urges.

All these posts and no one was fingered by their aunt in the back of their mom's car?

>>726228085
Did he go jail?

I'm a bi-curious girl whos biggest fantasy in the world is to fuck my boyfriends sister. Literally the only thing I masturbate to these days is the thought of eating her out whilst my guy fucks me - forcing my face down into her pussy.

I would love to get drunk, make out with her, record it on my phone as I know he goes through my phone in secret. I would love him to see me sucking on his sisters boobs.

>>726229380
post pics of boipucci

>>726229380
I would be horrified but don't let this stop you I guess.

>>726229225
About 1 in 60

I don't just sit with my cock out, I like to talk to them to.

>>726219588
The other day I drank a metric fucktonne of water, lay in my bathtub, and pissed all over myself while fapping.

I got piss all over my neck, face, and chest. Open mouth. And when it was time to cum, I angled myself to shoot on my face. Open mouth. Swallowed everything I caught in my mouth.

Then had a loooooooong shower, used a scouring pad for dishes all over myself, then sat on my bed for an hour wondering what the fuck I'd done, why I'd done it, and trying to think how I could get the smell of piss out of my nose.

I let a 70yr old man fuck me last week...he made me wear his wifes panties...

>>726229598
you boy or girl?

>>726229658

boy.

friend moved in with me, ended up fucking his gf for months. had to get her plan b multiple times. id feel like shit everytime. I fucked her sister who she hated during this time as well. There was one point where I came in them both within 12 hours of each other but since they werent talking because of an argument thtey never knew. I got invited to a party with the both of them and my friend/roomate at a local bar and got really turned on and guilty about thinking about how my cum was in both of them, they didnt know, my friend didn't know. I was hitting on a cousin of theirs that night as well (nothing happened with that)

Im an asshole. that was like a 2 years ago. My friend and hat girl aren't together anymore after 5 years together. I got the rebound call, I hooked up with her sister 3 more times throughout the next couple (when she was in between dating prob)

IDK. feels wierd man. I backed out of all these situations and have been celibate for months. i need to work on myself

>>726229598
Glad to see there's still people who care for elders.

>>726229225
Met a 45 year old cougar from long island on omegle and then in real life. I had just graduated from college. Literally the best sex of my life. We'd meet at like a marriot or hampton inn. She'd pay for it. Pussy is like crack. I'm getting married shortly and I still have the itch to hit her up again and drop a few loads in her. It gave me like a complex haha.

When I was about 8 me and the neighbors girl same age used to do watch each other pee.

Gradually moved up to touching and a little bit of oral.

Almost always outside in the woods.

>>726219588
I'm thinking about catfishing sugar daddies for extra money

>>726229859
was that your ad i replied to?

>>726229380
Lets see your tits dyke

>>726229722
I'm boning a girl my buddy has been swooning over for years. Four months in, he doesn't know. We all hang out together a couple times a week and man does it get weird sometimes.

I don't feel guilty though. He's had a couple of years to act now, and even stopped me from making a move on her in the past - and I stopped, no arguing. This time she started it all.

>>726229788

he was actually pretty sexy...Italian dude with an accent...and he didnt take his clothes off just stuck his big cock and balls out of his pants so I didnt see his wrinkly old body...pretty vigorous for an old dude- pounded me good...but I guess it had been awhile for him

I have a 5 inch penis

>>726229805
Fuck yes anon. Good times were had with omegle.

>>726224452
I know dat feels bro

i trap like once aweek on cam somtimes i make som tokens i really enjoy it i get off on peeple watching me

>>726220957
thisfuckingguy.gif

>>726230095
Yea I dont think id feel guilty about that. My friend had been with this girl for around 4ish years at the time, they were a bad couple but still not right.

>>726224073
(X) doubt
New fag detected

The only reason I haven't already killed myself is I don't want to leave my nan the funeral expenses.
I pretend to be happy every day.

>>726229380
Fucking nice. My fiance is bi and has a bi friend she is super close with. I drive myself mad fantasizing about them hooking up. The friend is in a new relationship and the bf is also my best mate so it's not happening anytime soon.

Lowkey hoping for some hella three/foursomes someday though, my fiance has joked about it a few times already and she's into some kinky shit so I have a feeling she was at least somewhat serious.

>>726230535
Male or female? Did you catch something? That's pretty fuckin crazy. Lucky hobo though.

>>726219588

Had a bi-curious stage and found a guy on craigslist to suck off. Turned out to be someone I knew and who was my age, but he seemed cool. But he took a bunch of photos of me sucking him off.

Now I'm constantly being blackmailed. Once a week I come over to clean the guy's house, he often asks for money (he's never asked for more than $100, probably because he doesn't want me to refuse.), he's had parties where his friends have all had sex with me, they have also beat the shit out of me, and many other things.

At this point he has enough photos and videos of me to pretty much ruin my life. I have a girlfriend, professional job, and a very homophobic family.

That is my secret.

My wife had a fit because the toilet seat was left up, literally triggered her into a tirade of other complaints about me not being thoughtful and other wife shit. I let her finish and said "Hunny, are you done, because that was the dog. I closed the toilet seat because I know how much it bothers you, the dog came in right before you and nuzzled it up and drank from the toilet.He's figuring things out because of how well we work together training him."
She started bawling crying out of guilt, apologized profusely , and left the room out of shame and cooked me some eggs.

I left that seat up.

>>726230275
Ya for sure. I never even told my real life friends about it cause it was such an incredible set of circumstances that I figured they would never believe me. I also didnt want them to know i Was a fucking creep for jacking it on omegle.

>>726231287
Female. HPV. I suppose so, me not so much. I'm generally really conservative and never had sex outside of a relationship before and after then, just the fact that sex happened outside of a relationship made me feel like garbage... this took that to a crazy exponential of self loathing.

>>726230764
I think the only legit reason to off yourself is a serious physical illness. All other stuff you can deal with changing jobs, social circles, skipping town etc.

>>726231343
Ever thought about murdering him?

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From 15 to 20 years old- I fucked 30+ girls, got any girl I wanted, had lots of money, friends and good times. From 21 to 36- I've been a heroin addict. No friends, no money, not very many girls.

Feels pretty bad.

Last year, I boned my roommate's girlfriend after he left for work in the morning but don't if she was the fucked up one or if it was at his request because she was very forward about it and only if I would use their used condom from their night. She's a 9.5/10 and I single at the time so I gave in to her bizarre fetish, good times maybe too kinky for me though. She whispered some crazy things.

>>726231343
>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>726231699
get clean nipplearmpit

>>726231699
Not on a similar scale, but I've fucked up my successful youth and had to dig myself out of a pretty deep pit. Hope you turning stuff around anon, there's still shit to see, girls to fuck, things to enjoy.

>>726229598
Got you topped (maybe)...

I have a 90-year old fuck buddy. He doesn't get completely hard but hard enough to face fuck me. He likes me to wear panties when he does it. He prefers either my head hanging over the edge of the bed or me sitting on the floor up against the bed.

I can only hope I have that energy when I'm 90.

>>726231701
>She whispered some crazy things.
Like?

>>726219588
>>726231790
>>726232165

http://bit.
ly/2mN1ygQ

>>726226108
Stay with the Japanese. The pussy is the best. I'm addicted to Japanese pussy

>>726232404
Nigger, is that really a chaturbate referral you trying to show us.

My dark secret is that I'm black.

>>726232362
While I was vacationing through Italy with a friend, she grabbed a few of my old underwear from my room cause I took all the nice ones with me and supposedly that crazy bitch made him wear them at night. I don't get it, I would never approach him about it.

>>726229722

similar

>Years ago, be friends with this cute, nerdy couple.
>When they move out into their own place, they invite me to room with them.
>I'd be delighted.
>Things are great for a while. All smiles and happiness.
>Then drama
>Dude has been cheating on his girl for the past couple of months with someone at work.
>Things get overly emotional and he eventually dumps his girlfriend for this new chick.
>All three of us still live in this place together so things get weird
>A couple of months go by
>Chilling with girl roommate, just shooting the shit.
>She comments about how the worst part about being single is how fucking horny she is now.
>Offer to help her out with that. Hey, he dumped her so she's free game.
>End up fucking bareback all day, leave her wrecked
>While we're fucking in the shower, she comments how much better of a lay that I am than her ex.
>...We get into some filthy discussion on how me and her ex compare while fucking.
>She ends up clawing at the tiles of the shower before tapping out.
>I felt her pussy clenching on my cock as she came (this happened all day, every time we fucked)
>I cum balls deep in her pussy, I get out, having done my part.
>See that the light is on in the room right next to the bathroom: Male roommate's room.
>He's sitting on his bed, head down.
>He looks up at me.
>He heard EVERYTHING.
>Well... Can't take it back now.
>Find out later that he went out and got wasted drunk with is friends in an attempt to cope with that night.

Later she told me she had heard him come home while we were in the shower and she said all of that because "well first off it's true, and second I wanted him to know it".

I felt like shit for what we did, she loved every bit of his pain and got sexual pleasure from it.

Women are psychopaths.

>>726233405
yea it was complete revenge in the worst way. you were a pawn for it. So was this guy >>726229722 I can guarantee the friend had a big fight with his gf. Nothing makes a girl hornier than SPITE. you tools. bros before hoes. Learn that lesson plz

>>726233743
> bros before hoes. Learn that lesson plz
People are going to ignore this advice despite hearing it since they were kids.

Oh, all the drama that could've been avoided.

>>726234046
church

When I was a teenager, I let the family dog fuck me regularly

>be over 30
>been suspecting i might have ADD since finding out about it a couple of months ago
>consult a neuropsychologist to get a diagnostic
>ends up i probably have ADD, but my biggest problem though is that i'm "gifted", high potential intelligence and stuff
>haven't told anyone but gf and told her not to talk about it
that's a shitty secret but that's my current one

>>726234393
lmao I was legit about to post I want to get fucked by a dog

let the family mastiff lick me like a decade ago tho, was cash

>>726234046
Diff shit.
- green anon, it was free game they had broken up
- faggot friend fucked his friend gf

again

different shit.

As far as "bros b4 hoes" goes....

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES.
YOU SHOULD COUNT FRIENDS ON A SINGLE HAND.

>>726234574
ib4 everyone on here thinks they are exactly the same as you. (But won't post about it)

>>726234393
You male or female?

>>726234851
Female

I a man. I used to be bullied by my older sister. I was 15 and she was 22. The abuse were verbally and physical and began when I was 9. Onde day when I was 15 se started to hit me with a bowl of cereal because I did not wanted to do some chores were assigned to her. That day i fought back and once that I gave her a slap in her face and she went to the floor I fucked her. I know I raped her. She did not said anything but after that never bully me again.

>>726234939
Give more detailed story

I am a psychopath, i have been diagnosed 2 years back, nobody knows of it, i have no feelings and i cant show empathy for anyone, i've been in one relationship that lasted 5 months but ended 2 weeks ago, i pretend to show emotions when something happens to someone i know, and i pretended to "love" my ex gf, does anyone else know how i feel?

What else? it is no an erotic tale

I once got my dick blown by a very ugly shemale because she offered me coke if I let her

>>726234931
Other than enjoying raw, primal, dominating, rough sex . . . I don't know why bestiality turns me on so much. I always want to be the dog.

>>726234812
Hey fag, there's a few in a similar situation.

>me
>28
>witty/social/looks
>speak/write french,english,spanish,italian
>major in management
>worked for IBM
>overused molly
>now ive got major mood swings
>no work, no money
>my father has been supporting for the last 5yrs
>go outside my flat about 20 times an year

fuck you.

I'm attracted to little girls

>>726235407
Me too. And I work at a Chuck e cheese

care to share some?

>>726235403
that other anon has an official diagnostic for add and giftedness, all you have is you speak 4 languages, 3 of which are the same fucking root, and you got mood swings.

what's your point?

i sent my whole school bifrost and poisen ivy via ICQ when i was 14. 150 girl vics, nolie

>>726221200
>things that didn't happen
>cuck faggot edition

>>726221361
>Why does this water smell like pee and bleach, and why is it kinda thick and sticky?

>>726234714
Well it technically was free game, but in the end he still was used to cause grief for her ex. It's better to avoid shit like this when possible, plenty of pussy to go around. I'm no saint myself, I'm the "secretly fucking the girl my friend is really thirsty for" anon. She's a fun lay and doesn't get on my nerves too much (yet) but I know for sure I'm like three wrong choices away from her revealing all that shit to our group and the inevitable shitstorm that'll come after.

>>726219588
I text my niece in law allot, probably more than I should. She and her family is cool with is, and my wife encourages is. I secretly want to rail the shit out of her, she's smoking hot, and I likes being around me. We went somewhere the other day and it ended up being just her and I, she told me to follow her, and we stood at the end of a pier and looked out at the ocean, it was cold, but my dumb was did nothing to warm her up. Still regretting it. I think she would be cool with us being closer, but I don't want to risk it.

>>726235141
You have some hobbies you like? I feel like you should have a potted plant you really care about.

>>726236084
*it.

>>726235363
I paid $10 for having a shemale suck me off when I first got to Thailand, no regrets.

>>726230535

I work with homeless people and I can tell you you're fucking disgusting. That's worse then getting in a gangbang almost.

>>726219588 (OP) #
I text my niece in law allot, probably more than I should. She and her family is cool with it, and my wife encourages it due to recent events. I secretly want to rail the shit out of her, she's smoking hot, and told likes being around me and talking to me. We went somewhere the other day, and it ended up being just her and I, she told me to follow her, and we stood at the end of a pier and looked out at the ocean, it was cold, but my dumb was did nothing to warm her up. Still regretting it. I think she would be cool with us being closer, but I don't want to risk it.

>>726236366

Re did the comment because the spelling was horrendous.

>>726236405
i got turned on by that bruh. she said a couple comments later she got HPV and was riddled with self hate, fkn hot. Some dude is eventually going to marry a girl who had hobo jizz inside her drunk pussy. I wonder if she'll ever tell that story to a future lover

>>726235671
I finished my studies and started working at IBM 21. I was making 85K/year. Multi-talented; worked as a pro photographer part-time, coder for Ubisoft internship etc...

Wonderful friends and girlfriend.

Im not better or worse, simply highlighting there is lots of wasted talent out there.

I was diagnosed with ADD when ~10yo, still I did great things and now Im miserable.

Conclusion, gifted anon or I could probably to things you could only dream of but thankfully for you, you have the most important thing going for you (assumption) health because without it everything is meaningless.

>>726221746
Feelsbadman

>>726236414
*Ass, not was. I'm retarded.

>>726236124
i dont, i play video games when im at home, i also have a depression (also diagnosed), i have A in maths but other then that my grades suck, girls like me but i have no intrest in anyone, i have one friend that i trust since way back

>>726236366
I keep thinking, if I can get her alone and a little drunk, maybe she will make the move. Knowing me, I will probably stop her.

>>726237013
You should probably kill yourself. That will fix your problems guaranteed.

>>726237013
Eh. I mean you're definitely missing out on something with all your psychopathic business, but on the other hand you also avoid a lot of bullshit. I'm relatively social but those friends you can "trust since way back" I have two. Not that much of a difference with you really.

>>726227322
Mods

>>726237850
Sorry you don't want to fuck my kid

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I smoke weed and my wife doesnt know.

Pro tip- she is anti weed

>>726224875
What is your hobby? Just curious.

I want to have sex with a petite slutty 14yr old and her excuse for visiting me would be, "Studying for school". A man can dream, can't he?

>>726226108
Mandarin

>>726226341
Why? Serious question.

>>726238912
prob because he was horny and she was hot

I forced myself on my ex-gf after I caught her txting her an ex-bf. I'm not masochist so I didn't read their messages but I asked her if he was one with a huge cock that she spoke about at my request during sex after I got into femdom porn. She admitted it after much reluctance and mentioned that I already had met him. I did remember him after hearing when and where. They pretended like they barely knew each other at the time, I felt like a fool. She kept saying how sorry and awful she felt but declared that she simply couldn't resist his advances and mentioned maybe we could work things out if only I would allow her to fuck him and that she could hiding from me so I couldn't get hurt further. I raped her, right there at that very moment, drag her from the kitchen to the bedroom and fucked her violently hard and deep. Later I learned through therapy that it was an automated defence reaction, primal as I'm not a violent nor I enjoy bondage sex. We tried batched things up and broke up for good a few days afterwards. Later, through a common friend I learned that her father had raped her in the past and she was consulting as to her surprised enjoyed my awful actions on her.
My biggest secret

>>726239605
That's just a guess. I want the guy who admitted to committing rape tell me why he did it. Curious to find out uf it jibes with common cultural theories or not.

>>726237146
Do you actually think i haven't tried? It was a year ago since i attempted last, only my best friend knows about it, i rarely eat etc, she knows everything about me except that i have no emotions, nobody knows that except for the psychiatrist i had

>>726237496
I have 1 girl friend that knows me inside out but the no emotions part

>>726240682
Are you good-looking?

>>726241080
Im decent, there are girls that like me and i would say im kinda "popular", i have friends from all over my town, but i dont feel anything towards the girls that like me, i decided to be my now ex gf's bf because she was really nice to me and i wanted to make her happy, we still communicate a bit, i sometimes felt like a douche for "acting" like i love her, she is also the girl i lost my virginity to

>>726241080
She is the one that broke up because we fought alot, she still likes me but doesnt feel we would work out, keep in mind she does not know i cant feel emotions

>>726219588
girl cheated on me 3 days after buying her a $600 English mastiff puppy.
went to her house while she was at work and shot the dog in the head and put it in her mailbox.
hauled ass 2 hours South to meet up with friends at a music fest. She calls, tell her I'm out of town, wasn't me. friends confirm..she still thinks it was the other guy she was fucking to this day.

>>726241606
Kinda get an impression you aren't that alright with the breakup, which is nothing wrong, but I mean seems like you at least recognize value in it and that's not far from empathy.

Also, alcohol, drugs?

>>726241879
FUCKING LOLD

>>726238092
I get blow jobs from guys and my wife doesn't know.

pro tip- she is anti sex.

>>726241879
kek

>>726241879
Dude... why make the dog pay for it? Should have just taken the dog and she would have thought it ran away.

RIP in peace doggo.

>>726241896
No alcohol, no drugs, we had sex because it felt good for my body, not my feelings, it was okay having someone to talk to when i needed to, it felt good to my body the hugs and kisses, but emotionally i could barely feel anything

>>726242198
I know you said you've been diagnosed, but honestly that's half of my realtionships, except the feeling I had was guilt and boredom. Maybe you'll find some drugs to be of interest for you, shrooms or acid for example.

>>726242545
I'm very against drugs and alcohol per say, and i know for a fact that i wont

When I was around 8 years old I slid my hand up my mother's shit while she was sleeping
Made out with her when she was blacked out when I was maybe 15
22 now and don't know if I regret it or not

>>726242774
SHIRT*
KEK

>>726242774
Do you mean her shitter?

>>726242964
no her shirt
but that woulda been great too

>>726241879
Your a pussy for killing the dog fucko.

This will sound really cliche or stupid but I accidentally got my mom blackmailed by a guy bullying me at school. She'd gone to his house to speak with his parents and left her purse alone, he swiped her SD card and used the pictures on it to blackmail her, and has been for 7 months.

>>726223466
She looks 40...she might be game.

>>726242998
>22 now and don't know if I regret it or not
>but that woulda been great too
Well that was easy, you don't.

>>726219588
i feel attracted to 10-14 yo girls

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I get daily blowjobs from a 60 year old man and I'm 18. Ama

>>726219588
i'm afraid of moths

>>726228911
Why. Just rape the fucker and get it over with. Thats how we rehabilitate them in prison. Works well

>>726235084
He cant describe something that never happened anon

Had sex with my girlfriend's mom numerous times before I started dating her.

Every month I go on a 6 days party mode and snorting all my Ritalin. Watch massive amount of porn and find guys to suck off on craigslist. Only gay with it.

>>726243931
whoa, is he a neighbor? where do you do it? morning or night? sounds awesome

I actually really care what people think about me.

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>>726245227
Lives in the same street but not neighbor. No particular time he said just texts him whenever I have a hard on and I'll never have to cum using my own hands again. We do it at his house in his special chair

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>>726245381
That's my fantasy - a guy on the road I grew up on would blow neighbor boys and I never got in on it, turned into a fetish of mine. I've always wanted a neighbor older BJ buddy

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I came to this picture

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>>726245763
How old was he

>>726245881
60 or 65. He would cook dinners for them and walk around naked doing "errands" then blow them. Died of a heart attack before I could get up the nerve to cue up.

I got Hep C from sharing needles and I've given it to about 5 different women. Everytime they find out I act like they are the one who gave it to me.

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>>726246100
Welp I'm living your fantasy anon

>>726220264
>>726227539
which channels? unmoderated seems to be nothing but sweaty fat guys

>>726245348
That's not a secret at all

>>726246120
For the betterment of humanity I hope you get killed as soon as possible. I'll admit acting like they're to blame is funny though.

I kissed my cousin and felt her up when she was asleep. I was 16. She was 12. She was my first kiss.

>>726219588
I'm a furry yiffer who don't like suits and hates himself.

>>726236800
story still doesnt make sense, you are describing a bi polar disorder that is ruined your life, not ADD.

If it's ADD, there's tons of medications to control it.

>>726247116
When was that ?