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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Otago's Day Off Edition

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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Otago's Day Off Edition
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>Auckland
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>>726200934
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>>726200934
>woke up with a light cold
>still went to uni
>finish at 6 feeling like death
>nose is probably going to fall off

Well fuck going in tomorrow then.
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Why are IDs even gone?
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nudeshbnudes@gmail com for hawkes bay nudes.
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Dunners reporting.

Made burgers for dinner, was tumeke. Cuppa and smoko to come. What are you jokers up to?
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>>726200934
lads
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whats the vola my dudes?
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>>726202542
old one died
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>>726202619
Yea thats why im asking for the new one
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>>726201034
was your water brown today
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>>726202747
fuck tongan water
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Hamilton reporting in

weed
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>>726202747
no, it was clear like usual.
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19m.bi curious AKL
sc- anond132
hmu for whatever.. bored as fuck
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>>726204438
>19

MODS ban this kid asap
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waiheke here

will suck dick if you bring meth
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>>726201694
Dunedin reporting

Just got home from doing a few laps of town to kill time, back home from the weekend away at the old folks house today, was good.

Got to drive their 1965 Ford Falcon XP Deluxe too, was fucking mint.

>burgers
fush and chups here
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how does this make you feel?
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Auck CBD reporting - speaking of burgers, was does /nzg/ think of Steak of the Nation? Tried one last night, not too shabby.
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>>726204850
warm, like a mexican
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>>726204850
Diamonds
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Gisborne here
Gizzy gonorrhea for all around
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auck cuck here

i work in the cbd, why are there so many people sitting on the side of the road? somebody needs to install spikes outside the fucking mcdonalds, im here to buy a fucking cheeseburger not have some fat islander shake a cup at me like they're having a fucking seizure
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>>726204996
http://thehandprints.com/hpDrawings105.html
here
i found this the other day
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>>726205742
Fucking aye, too right bro. They deserve a boot to the dome
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>>726205742
I hear you bro, Queen Street is a fucking embarrassment. Just getting from my apartment to Britomart is like running a gauntlet of beggars.
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>>726203267

Weed is gay.
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>>726205948
Heading that way in Welly as well.
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>>726206023
Yeah but so is everyone in this thread.
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anyone else here had experience with cuckoldry?
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Sydney NSW here. Got a chance to try Lemon & Paeroa the other day for the first time. Bloody incredible!!
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>>726206173
No, but i wanna.
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>>726206090
I really don't get it, what's changed? Is the economy really that fucked, or has the welfare system just fallen apart, or do people not give a shit any more?
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This gets me, man.
I bawl my eyes out everytime I see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoU2nnPiRKE
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>>726200934
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>>726206397
It's a bit of all of those really mixed with a high
cost of living.
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>>726206401
Fuck mang I saw this and all i could think was, "Shit, i should go get help."
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>>726206401
aww they cut out his bro hug
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>>726206812
literally no homo
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>>726207072
yeah nah g
i managed to score some pulp sport dvds this month. was some good shit
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Anyone Waikato/Auckz wanna hook up?

No gay shit.
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>>726207303
>No gay shit.
You've come to the wrong thread friend.
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>>726207391
>>726207303
you guys want a 3some?
come to waiheke, bring meth.
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>>726207303
how big is your dic?
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>>726207391

i still suck a dick approx once every 6 months to prove that i'm still not gay
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>>726207562
That would make perfect sense if you were a femanon
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>>726207543

Average as fuck.
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>>726207639
It makes more sense for guys trust me I'm a level 10 straight.
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>>726207734
post pic bruv
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fuck aint no one gonna bring me meth brahs?

I'm at peace
With my lust
I can kill because in God I trust
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>>726208003
get your own meth
bet you dont even have the instruments
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>>726201691
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>>726207898

No u.
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Fucky wucky.
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>>726208149
i dont have a dick
it got cut off
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>>726208166
hawt
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>>726207898
>>726208166
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I actually have a huge donger, its fun
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>>726208249
let me know if you need it sucked.

no homo
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>>726208388

That I do, just not by a guy.
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>>726208416
your a bit out of luck asking here
theres probably only one girl in this thread
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>>726208249
What kind of cat is that?
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>>726208490

One is more than none.
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>>726208416
there's literally nothing gay about having your dick sucked by a dude, faggot
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>>726205742
THAT FUCKING MACCAS BY BRITOMART GOD DAMN
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>>726208632
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
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>>726208583

I didn't say it was gay, I just would not want a guy to suck my dick.
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>>726208701
Are you Italian? Nice pasta.
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>>726208701
Jesus Christ... You unsociable fat fuck. They're trying to be friendly, not something you're clearly seeing often due to your enormous size
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>>726208982
i dont want them to be friendly. it should be a clean slate whenever i go there
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>>726208982
Sharpen up
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>>726207454
m or f?
also.. nudes of patience scarles?
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>>726209548
I'm a soild 3/10 M
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>>726209872
no mention of the nudes? i thought all waiheke people knew eachother
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