House sitting for some old dude. This place is kind of giving

>>726200555
Nice trips

Jizz on the mask.

>>726200722
checked, OP must deliver

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Put it on

>>726200555
Take it to /x/ bud

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This bitch keeps staring me down too. Fuckin heebie jeebies i tell you.
>more pics coming of weird shit as long as I dont get buttfucked by a ghost

>>726200897
Jizz on it.

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>>726200813
They'll just tell me to make a tulpa at least you guys are fun.

Why do you think this guy is so upset? This is in the kitchen. It's hard to tell but it's really rather big.
Sorry images are going sideways don't know why they're doing that

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>>726201169
"I don't like pictures op delete it now."

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>>726200947
Give me some time and we'll see. She is fine.
Also wtf jail baby who arrested you what atrocities have you committed

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>>726201258
Nah tho
I don't know if this is the same lady as the other painting lady. I don't think so. She keeps staring too. I bet there's a skeleton in her. Spoopy

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Don't worry I found some protection. Ghosts don't stand a chance against cannons right?

Right?

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WHAT'S IN THE BOX???

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Empty. Phew, was worried it would be a severed finger or something

>>72620203 open the box

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Kek
Went out for a smoke and got spooped by some deer.

>>726200555
give timestamp

>>726202284
Dick in the box. For science of course.

>>726202698
I don't think deer live in your area, get back inside now

>>726200555
Fuck ypu

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>>726202851
>>726202918

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Don't really know what this is supposed to be. Just old.

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Hey another cannon! Now I'm for sure safe

how much are you being paid

If dubs OP must jizz on everything, by the power of kek.

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For sure haunted. Look at those eyes. By the way, knowing there are people there actually has helped my spook factor. I know none of you fags give a fuck but I'm glad anyone's here

>>726204533
The dubs have spoken

>>726204553
Does he have any electronics? Assuming you're using his wifi he must have a computer.

>>726200555
Say bloody marry 3 times and then turn around.

>>726204303
Not enough. But he and my dad used to be real good friends so I don't mind too much. I'm basically just making sure no blacks or mexicans get up to funny business.
>>726204533
Dubs want my jizz for the second time already. I don't know...

>>726200555
0 because ghosts are pretend you fucking nimrod

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>>726204684
No wifi using phone signal. He has 2 tvs, I haven't seen a computer but I'll keep my eyes peeled.
Also what is this

If singles you go through his computer. Maybe you'll find some cp?

>>726204899
Coffee or tea maker

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One thing I thought about lately, why be agraid of a ghost fam? I mean you're basically getting killed by proof of life after death, so basically the best fucking way to die since you know it won't be the end

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>>726200555
Remember that "spirits" are not "out there" somewhere; they're archetypal personality fragments built into the structure of the brain manifesting through the subconscious. This means that almost any ritual will protect you as long as you can buy into it.

There are some very simple folk rituals you can use if you feel genuinely threatened, most of them easy to perform with household materials. The simplest purification ritual is to take ordinary table salt and sprinkle some in each of the corners of every room you want protected. It will continue to purify for 24 hours, after which you need to sweep up the salt and replace it with new salt.

An iron nail placed on the lintel above each entry point -- door or window -- will also work, but it has to be real iron. That means no steel.

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>>726204899
Upon closer inspection it's a us navy thing. Old. Big.
This is out back. Don't know why he has lamps out there

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>>726205017
I feel that. Now I actually kind of hope something happens so I can tell people I'm a ghost hunter.
Also...why.

>>726200555
Not a devil mask, that's either a Krampus mask, or a Native American, or maybe Canadian First People's style of mask for their mythology. Something from the Pacific Northwest or maybe Inuit.

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>>726205699
Checked. Whichever the case I hope my death sustains whatever demon.

Ghost hunter log: Is this nigga serious. A fuckin axe thing in the corner. Behind a head.

>>726205949
Poleax, depending on whether or not it is authentic, could be as old as the 1470s from France or so.
But since it is not in a climate and humidity controlled display case, gonna with reproduction.

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Herculese bitches

>>726206546
Ptolomy actually. And a repro.

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>>726206828
That's what I said I just spelled it wrong.
I believe this boy is a shoe shine

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Next to shoe shine kiddo is just a framed pic of dark woods

Use ouiji board

So, when does the eyes-wide-shut cult show up from the basement to kidnap OP?

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>>726207497
Hopefully we'll all jizz on that mask.
All his houseplants are dead or dying

>>726207781
You can't jizz on the mask if you're the one beneath the mask, OP.

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Mfw this entire thread if from old man cult after they killed OP for being fag

Rip op
>r i p

>>726207905
Not with that attitude.

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Sorry for the wait. I went to the basement.

>>726208231
Fuck your sideways pictures. For a second there, I thought the basement was soundproofed or something.

>>726208231
RIP OP

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Dirty pants hanging from ceiling in front of shitty old chair and dirty water jug

>>726208409
That is where you will be kept later.

Looks cozy.. Me likes

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>>726208484
Hadn't thought of that but you're probably right. Sink installed in corner so I can be easily watered

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Ew

>>726208657
Get ready to be raped in there op, godspeed

>>726208853
Whats with that shit wallpaper

>>726208853
take a closer look of that toy

>>726208853
Old man with creepy pictures has a basement toilet that is dirty. You should have known better OP

God dammit op dont die

>>726208853
Check...check his bedroom.

>>726208853
>where should I put this snowglobe...
>on the dirty basement toilet?
>yes perfect

>>726209081
Are you nuts? That's when the owner will suddenly be in the doorway, and be like, "Here's Johnny."

Poor OP's butthole.

Went out back to smoke and them damn deer were back. Spooked em off. Gimme a sec and I'll get a closer pic of that snowglibe and explore rest of the basement. There were like 2 more rooms down there that I got too nervous to check

OP gone missing?

>>726209315
OP, just walk without your pants on. they restrict movement and then you can let the fear boner free.

>>726209315
Y'all gotta quit those smokes, OP. If you didn't smoke, those deer wouldn't be spooking you.

>>726209315
>>726209315
Go to the bedroom and see if there's a sex dungeon, this is how all good pornos start.

>>726209418
Stfu faggot. Smoking is for real men. Only faggots vape or don't use tobacco.

>>726209546
Only real men get cancer, go back to your anal beads faggot.

>>726209546
That's fair. I am kind of a faggot.

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>>726209315
Here's that (red devil how apt)

>>726209665
That bottle was facing the other way before.

>>726209665
Way creepier than I was expecting.

>>726209705
>implying op didn't flip it around

>>726209705
A ghost did it.

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Oh youre fucking ridding me am i gonna get killed for real

Rip

>>726209805
RUN OP

>>726204899
That there is a jizz receptacle bud

>>726209805
You live in the woods where there's a bunch of deer. Clearly he's going to own guns... though this doesn't seem to be the best way to store them.

>>726209805
Dude has cannons in his living room.

>>726209805
>stumbles on weapons cache
>worries that he's somehow in more danger now than he was when he didn't have access to multiple firearms

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TEEth uses Protect!

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Closer up

Reminds me of a house I went in, there was this weird room that some creepy kid lived in

Had bottles of alcohol (empty) a clown puppet and dodgy poems all over the walls


Good luck OP don't die

Have you been murdered yet OP? Look out for any Masonic imagery. If you see any pictures of compasses or ladders or obelisks then you're 100 percent getting locked in that basement.

>>726211625
>06:30 56.jpg
>06:32 28.jpg
>06:30 28(0).jpg
If he's not dead he is going back in time

>>726211823
RIP OP?

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Here lies OP
Killed by a deer