*blocks your path*
>>726188145
*runs around him*
Meow
>>726188274
*gets caught in orbit*
>>726188145
tell him that Naruto is the most overrated pile of garbage anime ever.
Watch the meltdown ensue.
Also cum on his waifu pillow.
>>726188145
Stand there for the 2 seconds until his greasy skin sunburns and he's called back inside.
>>726188145
>>726188145
Tip him over like a cow
>>726188145
Not today!
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>726188145
Idk man that guy looks like business, maybe I should turn around
>>726188145
Ask him explain the plot of his favorite anime and slip past while he is deep into the exposition
>>726188145
jerk off
>>726188685
You assume his pillow isn't already cum stained.
>>726188145
Throw tendies to the left. Run to the right.
>>726188145
offer butterfinger in exchange for passage
>>726188145
Not today
Throw cheese burger and walk
>>726189280
it is one thing to stain your waifu pillow with your own cum. To have another manlet cum on your waifu pillow is the ultimate dishonor and shame to the weeb.
This is the ultimate weakness to the weeb.
>>726188145
i'd avoid this alpha at any cost if i were you.
>>726188145
heh, looks like i'll actually have to use 30% of my power
>>726188145
> Fuck
>>726188912
The first thing I thought when I saw that outfit is "McDonald's employee".
Mental illness is a dangerous thing, I'd keep out of the way.
>>726188145
Guns always beat karate>>726188145
>>726191084
what the fuck is that
>>726191116
damn right son
>>726191176
Pin feathers on a bird
>>726188145
*holds his ground*
>>726188481
Underrated
>>726188322
/thread
Call Trailer Court Management
>>726188145
I cast magic missile
>>726188145
throws twinkie and white girl getting cucked.
I'd answer He,His questions three.
and be on my way.
>>726188145
HEY TUBBY JAPANESE CARTOONS ARE ON!
>>726188145
Stare at him and he will spill the spaghetti
>>726188145
*sucks his cock*
>>726188145
*Throws a Burger of Distraction +3*
>>726188145
Hey lardass how much money did you shill out at the flea market for those cheap pieces of shit
>>726188145
>>726188145
Budk logo on blade, yep fat fuck is in for a shitty day of bruised arms and broken blades hope he didn't spend more than ten bucks
>>726188145
Not today space cowboy
>>726188481
"Sir, the ham-planet has us in it's orbit. We're gonna have to crash land the ship sir!"
>>726188145
throw him a big mac
>>726188145
>>726188145
you can't stop me and my triforce
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>>726196620
Hahahahaha stupid nigger
>>726188145
Bitch, please.
>>726188145
Throw dakimakura off to the side like that scene in Jurassic park with the trex and road flares
>>726188145
*unsheathes katana
*teleports behind him
"Huh, nothing personal kid."