*blocks your path*

>>726180192
Shoot him and call it a day.

>>726180192

Out of the way, slave. Your master will hear of this transgression.

>>726180192
Steroid cheater

>>726180192
beg him to fuck my girlfriends ass and let me clean his cock with my mouth after he cums in her

Could use one more rendering pass

>>726180192

op is a faggot

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>>726180192
u mad blak boi?

>>726181035
Beg him to fuck my ass

>>726180192
>get on my knees and pull down his sweats to suck his dick

>>726180192
*sucks his dick*

>>726180192
shake hand, maintain eye contact and inform him I am uncomfortable with his pubic hair showing and proceed to head to the gym with him, he can't help it, he's autistic.

>>726180192
"excuse me"

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> HONK HONK
MOVE IT YOU DUMB NIGGER!
I'M NOT STOPPING!

>>726180192
Rollin

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>>726180192
*Sages your thread*

Put on the white robe and pointy white hat and lynch the foul monster in gods name

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>>726180460

>>726180552
*your owner

>>726180192
Ask why his cut is so shit and tell him to lay off the carbs.

Tell him to shave his nasty ass pubes too. If you're going to have a hairless chest and shit, take the rest of it the fuck off.

Niggers, not even once.

>>726180192
Pull knife
> stab
> turn around 3 times
> will bleed to death within 1,5 minutes
> being boxer, hit him full on adams apple probably break the entire bone
> will chocke to death
> throw a chikenwing
> will run after it, problem solved
> just be honest
> fucking nigger, nig the nigger fuck out of my fucking nigger way.

>>726180192
*teleport behind him*
*draw katana*
"Nothin' personnel, kid"

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>>726181557

>truck in photo not moving

I would use watermelon to lure the farming equipment back to the fields so it can finish picking cotton. If it refused I would be forced to put it down for defying its owner.

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ITT: things I could/will never say in front of a black man

*offers fried chicken*

>>726184064
Top kek

>>726180192
*bends girlfriend over*

*hikes up her skirt*

>>726180192
> be me
> have a comfy job doing IT for local business
> On way home after a long day, get some groceries
> Get stopped by giga nigga in front of my apartment building
> try to walk by him
> He stops me
> "Hey, can I get to my apartment?"
> "No"
> "Why?"
> "Some autist cuck on 4chan wanted me to block your path"
> "Oh cool. Wanna come in? I got some steaks."
> "Yeah, man sure. I just need to walk in front of you the whole time, to block your path ya know"
> "That's fine giga nigga"

Then I go upstairs and cook him a steak and we talk about the autist that made him block my path. We agree that it's kinda dumb, but he's gotta do it. I let him live at my place and he's always there in the morning, blocking my path. Eventually we become good friends and hang out all the time, video games and we even spit roast a few bad bitches in my apartment. My cock isn't as big as his, but most of the girls don't mind. He likes me, so he shares the bitches. One girl even liked me enough that she comes back and asks me to get her ass this time. Giga nigga says it's fine because I give him a place to stay on his unending quest to block my path. I later marry that girl, and we have some children. Giga nigga occasionally joins in with us, but it's fine. He's a cool dude. Then the day comes.

> On way home from work, giga nigga in front of me as usual, blocking my path
> It's late and we have to take a back alley to get to my apartment, he's walking in front as usual
> Guys come out from behind dumpster
> "GIMME YOUR MONEY FUCKING NIGGER"
> gigadon'tlikethat.jpeg
> He runs at them, they start shooting
> Giga takes a few hits, but he picks one guy up by the throat, kills him instantly as his windpipe is crushed and blood spews everywhere
> Other guy looks shocked and giga dashes over instantly and punches him in the face hard enough to cave in his skull
> Giga then collapses on the ground, bleeding from the gunshots

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>>726184484
someone confirm if this is worth reading

>>726183575
Kek

>>726184484
> Look into dying giga's eyes
> "Don't die on me giga!"
> "Ay man, it's fine. I'm glad I stepped in front of you that day, you were the best nigga I ever had..."
> Look into giga's eyes as he starts to slip away
> Remember the bitches we fucked together
> Start weeping

10 years later, I have some kids, and a wife. I owe my whole life to Giga Nigga for blocking my path every step of the way.

>>726184699
I wrote it. It's not.

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>>726180460

"you can shoot anyone in this state as long as you can convince a jury you were scared"

North carolina concealed carry class

>mfw

>>726180192
Throw a fried chicken and run away

>>726180192
Say what's up bro, you're ripped af. He says yeah back. I proceed to ask him how much he lifts and what his routine is. He explains. I ask him if he's ever done a 22 yo blonde before and if he's interested in sexual relations with my wife while I watch. He says that's kind of weird. I tell him I can stay in the closet until he leaves. He agrees. The path is clear.

>>726184699
Meh 6/10

>>726184484
epic

>>726185241
It's fucking average you cuck

Does anybody have the webm of a white dude forcibly making a nigger suck his cock while slapping him?

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>>726180192
*calls cops*

*hands him bucket of KFC*

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>>726185294
jealous?

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>>726184484
kek'd 10/10. Have spread pussy on me.

>>726180192
*stab with shank obtained from his brother after I gave him a bucket of KFC and some homemade waffles*

>fucking learn to greentext fucking noob

>>726181428
underrated post

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>>726180192
Suck his cock

>>726180192
Duh hes a black man spark a j with him. Some things are universal as fuck bro.

>>726186839
>bbbut I'm a scared autist neet and don't know of the real world of which you speak
Also if they're this ripped, they usually have a job to supplement their lifestyle and work for their money. It's the con niggers you got to watch out for.

beg to be used for the night

>>726180192
Avoid eye contact, hurry home, make thread on 4chan and hope that others will say racist things about him so I don't have to face the black man or the reality that I am not informed or creative enough to think of something witty on my own. Masturbate and fall asleep with dick out of pants.

>>726187084
You have a good point. But he looks like the gang leader type, not the studious.

>>726187084
How was this response called for?

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>>726180192
You're no match for the zim-zam

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His breasts ... are ... exquisite.

>>726180192
>luckily I've got my Katana of Forgotten Souls hotkey'd

>>726180192
I tranquilize this motherfucking gorilla.

>>726180192
What say you foul beast? How many riddles need I solve to cross this bridge?

>>726180192
No scar tissue above or around eyes, no califlower ears, just pretty boy bitch face trying to look hard. Puffed up untrained niglet. I would slap him around like a little woman if he didnt move his shitskin mong ass out of my way. Fact.

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>>726181428
kek

>>726180192
I'm a 5'6" MMA fighter with double his IQ, so I beat the crap outta him and sell him to the zoo.

Throw want ads at him, continue on my way.

*move intimidating overhead light*

>>726187891
You are racist

>>726182194
*your master

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Grab deep and firm onto his throat and dont let go no matter what, thrash and yank as if you were trying to rip the spine out the back of a cat.