What's the best way to cook steak, /b/?

>>726163923
Anything other than rare makes you a loser faggot.

>>726163923
done well with ketchup

medium rare-medium

Those cooking times are misleading. The actual time you'll need to cook a steak will vary depending on many factors including the temperature setting, the surface you're cooking on, presence of oil, temperature and water content of the steak, cut, thickness, and fat content of the steak, even the height of the walls of your pan and the ambient temperature of your kitchen.

>>726164054
Donald Trump loves his steak well done with ketchup

http://www.eater.com/2017/2/28/14753248/trump-steak-well-done-ketchup-personality

>>726163923
Medium is best, high heat medium aswell so you get a little char round the edges but still pink and juicy in the middle

I'm not a savage so I like mines cooked

>>726163923
>2017
>Still cooking meat like a savage.

Sous Vide master race checking in...
Set the temperature on the cooker. Walk away.
Go to the movies.
Take a nap.
Fuck.
Go shopping.

Come home to perfectly cooked meat. Every time.

And the best part is the cleanup. Because there isn't any. No grill to clean.
Just dump out a tub of hot water. Done.

>>726165312
>not searing his meat after sous vide
You should probably stop giving people cooking advice

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>>726164700

It's mostly just preference, however if you get it cooked anything above medium you're an idiot.

>>726163923
just boil it for 6 hours on low flame, add some salt.of course you gotta throw some lardy bacon, fry it until crispy, add some fat and onions, throw meat and fry until brown, sprinkle some paprika and spices, add red wine and cook to make wine reduction then pour water and boil 6 hours and you got a stew goin'
all civilised people are looking at you amorites and your barbaric ways, do you not know fire?

A well cooked steak is a misteak

>>726164054

And rare makes you die. What great options.

>>726165736
you're a dumbfuck. I've been eating raw burger my entire life and have never gotten sick. I'm old as fuck all.

>>726163923
whatever way that allows you to enjoy it the most.

>>726165312
Wow. Didn't think I had to get that detailed...

Cookie sheet with a piece of aluminum foil.
Turn broiler on. Wait for oven to reach temp.
Meat goes under broiler until it starts to sizzle. Less than 5 minutes.

Or.

Hot frying pan. 1 minute each side.
(But there's cleanup involved)

Or.

You can throw it on a grill (for 1 minute each side) but that involves prep.

>>726165736
And how does a rare steak kill you?

Medium steak is best steak. Cooked enough so you chances of food poisoning is low, but still has that pink juicy center meaning that it doesn't have the consistency of leather.

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>>726163923
Well done plus ketchup

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Here you go.

Salt and pepper before cooking.

>>726165107

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>>726163923
Blue is the best way OP, look it up.

Rare. Hopefully still alive

>>726166207
You can eat steak completely raw you dufus.
There's diets that consist almost entirely of raw red meat.

>>726165312
redditor faggot detected. You probably throw herbs in the plastic bag too

And you can always marinade it over night. Marinaded medium grilled flank steak is tasty as all hell

>>726164519
This

Also, you never cook a piece of meat the same time on both sides. While the first side is being cooked, it's already being warmed up

>>726166361
Not OP here but thanks

i don't understand, doesn't well done means that steak is cooked well?...so why everybody hates it?

>>726167747
Because it turns the steak into a piece of shoe leather, destroying the texture and flavor of the meat. IMHO the only time you should cook anything well done is wild game because of parasites.

And ketchup is just a slap in the face, rendering the steak no better than a chunk of ground beef. At least spend some money and get A1 or Heinz 57

>>726167555

Welcome.

Also,

Iron skillet Sear + + grill/oven = pro


If you really want to get wild, toss some butter in the skillet and throw into the oven/grill

i only eat meat that is alive or just died
(must be naturally warm)

>>726165896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glsgNnzNUd8

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>>726163923
medium for beef
well for pork

>>726165736
whats it like to have a pussy?

>>726163923
Well done

>if you like anything less just go ahead and bite the cow

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>>726169042

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I like it paired with potatoes and corn. Yum!

So many savages!

You also can't get a steak hot enough in a frying ban or skillet to cook it well.
You need an oudoor grill and you need that thing pumping hot when you throw the steak on.

For a great steak:
1. Should be at room temperature before cooking
2. Oil the steak with an oil like macadamia, olive oil has a low smoke temp and goes rancid at high temps.
3. Heavily salt the steak prior to oiling.
4. Only flip that steal once
5. When you flip place a nob of butter on top.

New York Strip or Rib Eye are the best steaks for grilling.

Medium rare FTW.
If it is a shitty steak you may need to cook it longer, you need the fat to break down or it's chewy.

>Ctrl + f 'charcoal'

>0 results

Savages

You ONLY cook a decent piece of meat over charcoal or wood

>>726170445

Hot coals from the fire is the best way.

>>726170445
>>726170924
Clean burning propane.

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Pic related

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I enjoy eating my steak in settings like this.

>>726163923
15min/side and a gallon of ketchup

>>726168873
Fucking lost when he cried

>>726167052
also
someone messed with the inforgraph. medium is ~5 min/side depending on what >>726164519
said

Doesn't matter, no amount of cooking kills prions. Enjoy your dementia.

I always cook with my steak wrapped in foil rubbing seasoning into the raw meat, it steam cooks in its own juices keeping it moist and tender so you eat it easier. I've had steaks so tough you spend so much time sawing it with your knife and chewing it that its gotten cold halfway through.

>>726172121
So that everyone can see you're eating a steak

>>726164700
Like he said. Loser faggot.

>>726163923
Medium.

>>726173578
Exactly. Glad someone gets it.

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>>726163923
If you eat your steak any more done than medium rare, you might as well suck a cock and fuck a midget.

I even eat my chicken medium rare.

>>726172524
In 2015, researchers at The University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston found that plants can be a vector for prions.

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Raw.
With raw/warmed egg yolk.
Room temp, NOT fridge temp.
Tartare.

>>726166230
My boy

>>726174112
/thread

>>726163923
blue rare

I like my steak cooked so that a good veterinarian could get it back to life.

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Tartare

Burnt.

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like this

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as other have said, Blue Rare is the best

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>>726176651
I just say blue when ordering steak, anything more than that and you're a faggot.

>>726177426
My dog thinks that he belongs to me.

My cat thinks that he belongs to me.

>>726164065
Just put ketchup on your shoe then. Fag.

>>726177602
You like your steak done just like your balls.

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>>726163923
Rare with some steak butter on top. Delicious.

Medium rare FTW

why is barbecue sauce so good?

>>726176651

i dont think ive ever had blue rare, but i generally prefer medium rare to rare

>>726178358

its got all the stuff people like, garlic, salt, sugar, vinegar

I go medium rare unless I am ordering from a place where I know they tend to undercook. Then I order medium because that nets me medium medium rare

>>726163923
Your picture is ridiculously inaccurate. 5 minutes on each side in a frying pan would still leave it rare. The best way to cook a steak without a grill is to do it 2 minutes on each side on extremely high heat in a frying pan and then 5-10 minutes in a 500 degree oven. 5 minutes will be rare, 10 minutes will be medium well.

>>726163923
without cooking

Well done, fight me

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>>726180041

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It depends on your cook. Sometimes medium rare is too raw. Sometimes medium is too dry.

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>>726180041
ok

>>726180525
Chefs in restaurants are jaded by ass hats that like to eat leather. Well done in a restaurant is not actually well done, it's like 10 minutes past well done. Medium in a restaurant is usually what actual well done should be. It's about temperature not looks.

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>>726171901

>>726171023
Propane is for noobs who can't judge a fire

>>726164065
also known as Trump style

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>>726180740
I'll have my steak well done. No pink!

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Best stake I've ever had. Blue cheese I spread over the top.

>>726181312
How would you like your steak done?
A la Trump.

high quality meat: rare

any other quality: medium rare

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>>726181558
Did you grate it on there?

>>726163923
this picture is shit

meats not even rested

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>>726163923
to all hate I will get for this:
>Fuck you hipster scum, enjoy your smelly blood just to show your oh-so-refined premium taste

>>726163923
Here you go OP. Pre heat your oven to 425. On the stove start a pan heating to med high and melt 2 tablespoons of butter. When the butter is melted put the steak in spooning the butter over the top as it sears. Cook 2 minutes on each side. Transfer to oven. Cook in oven for 4 minutes for perfect medium rare. Let rest on cutting board for several minutes before serving. Serve with a decent red like a Shiraz.

>>726182033
You are a sick piece of fucking shit and should be arrested and raped in jail by Tyrone

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>>726181699
No it was a soft Stilton.

I cook my steak with matches. The chemical in the match makes for an interesting tasting meat.

>>726182463
Drinking Moscow mules?

>>726182463
>>726181558
>Bone in Ribeye

This guy knows what's good

>>726182641
we are getting those on our menu soon

45 day dry aged "tomahawk"

>>726182635
You know it.

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>>726182641
Always bone in.

>>726183025
That's what she said.

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>>726182774
heres a pic of the tasting

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>>726182273
Here's an example of the results of this method

>>726183145
That looks fucking delicious

>>726183099
Bang! Hoping someone would hit that softball I pitched.

>>726164065
I cringed.

>>72618337the pic doesnt do it justice. that place is reall like 13 inches wide. that tomato is a full sized roma to comapre

>>726163923
Rare duh, only niggers ruin a steak by ordering it well done

>>726183294
What's that brown sauce on it?

>>726183580
Are you calling President Trump a nigger?

>>726163923
I love a well done rare/med-rare steak. If you are my uncle you love it completely burned or completely raw like when he fucked and then ate my asshole.

>>726182033
Fucking triggered.

>>726163923
https://discord.gg/v5qhWSX

>>726164882
This guy knows man

>>726182273
Dont forget if you are basting it in butter you need to add some flavor like garlic, thyme, or sage.

>>726183646
Donald Drumpf is a nigger, simply on the merits that he likes to take shit thats not his, like the rest of the filthy niggers out there.

>>726183616
I'd marinated it for a couple of days in my own recipe of spices and it was that plus the browned butter glazing it

>>726184155
Absolutely did! I have a blend that I use for steaks, one for pork, chicken, and fish too

>>726163923

Sous Vide up to 132°F using olive oil, sweet cream butter, a pinch of garlic, cracked pepper and sea salt.
Sear over a charcoal chimney using a cold rack, preferably with white oak chips soaked in Jack Daniel's for a smokey-spicy finish.

>>726165736
rare mince will kill you, rare steak is fine

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>>726181312
I had to use Google to find out what the fuck you were going on about. Apparently, that was Trump's first dinner as President. The Washington Post wrote an entire article about it. The fact that people actually care about that nonsense, makes me cringe.

>>726184357
Try droping that temp down to around 115. Itll cook a bit slower but itll be juicer, unless you like your steaks more well done at least. Also I find Sous Vide leaves my steaks kinda iffy looking so I throw it on a cast iron skillet to give it a little color.

Rare aka uncooked. I like mine medium but theres another setting called cremated and you basically cook it til its black all over and hard. It doesnt taste like burnt its actually really good

>>726182033
Hahaha, "well done is best" you sick fuck, Go eat a burger, even a redneck should know what well done meat looses any resemblance to meat at all.

>>726163923
Rare
With Onions and Mushrooms

>>726184696
To be fair my uncle is solidly not a redneck but that motherfucker cooks his steak till it crunches like a potato chip. Actually ruined a party once because of it.

>>726164519
You have to use a thermometer. I cook steak until it's 135ish, then out of and resting for 5 minutes. Will be a perfect borderline rare/rare-medium. Brush some butter on, while it's resting. If you want rare, take it out at 130.

If you go above medium rare, you're ruining perfectly good meat.

Pan frying, i don't bother with the temp, and just let it sear, and then let it sit for one minute each side, 3 times. Perfect.

>>726184608

I set the temp a little higher because the temperature over the chimney is so high, it alters the internal temperature if I pull it from the immersion too low. I see what you're saying, though. lowering the internal temperature would work if I used an ice bath before searing, or if I used a cooler method of searing.

In my method, it's all about the resting period after the sear. That's where the juiciness comes from. It's best to lay it on a heated piece of wood so it doesn't cool down too fast, and the resting period comes to a pinnacle without causing the edges to curl.

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>>726182033

>>726170250
Rubbish. Constantly flip a steak every 40-50 seconds for best results. Only flip once is something an angry uncle yells at you at a BBQ, chef's don't do that shit.

>>726183294
Looks like shit

>>726184982
GIVE IT A CHANCE GOD DAMMIT BURNT STEAK IS GOOD

>>726166361

>no sirloin cap

FUCKING PLEBS

>>726163923
Medium

>>726166850
Marinade should only be done for cheaper pieces of meat, that need the flavor disguised. A good piece of grade a sirloin in marinade is a fucking waste of a great piece of meat. Flank, or tri tip, yeah, you need marinade, so it's not shoe leather when cooked.

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>>726185240
Tasted amazing though so pic related

>>726168636
Slow cook is also a good thing for some cuts. Set the oven to 190, walk away for 4-5 hours. You'll have the most tender steak you've ever had.

I prefer pan cooking, but my fire alarms don't.

>>726185298
Thats pretty much what he was yelling when I walked out. No fucking way im eating steak chips. Pitched in 60 bucks to buy some beautiful NY strip steaks. Got black husks in return.

>>726163923
I like mine medium, but my step father and mother likes it about 15 minutes each side

>>726163923
>What's the best way to cook steak

Cooked.

>>726185793
>step father
there's your problem. you come from a broken family

>>726185908

>pleb spotted

>eating raw meat

Never change americans

>>726178358
BBQ sauce is for ribs and chicken. Why would you put that on steak? All you'll taste is the sauce. If you don't like the taste of steak, why are you eating it?

>>726177686
Are you going to eat your dog?

>>726186055
Sometimes I just enjoy a big bowl of sauce.

Medium or medium rare motherfucker. Eat ass worship Satan.

>>726186294

>disgusting

>>726185719
its fucking good. not as good as medium-well dne but still. its like beef jerky kinda

in your boyfriend's asshole

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>>726164065
get the fuck out

>>726186354
I spoon the sauce into my mouth. Tastes good.

For me it depends on the cut of the steak, choice or select id go with medium because the marbling is shit. But if its a prime cut I would go no higher than medium rare, even having a steak black and blue is good af

>>726177426
whose are they?

>>726177426
>genocide, slavery, and domestic abuse aren't available in stores/restaurants

>>726186388
It was a NY strip. Him burning it meant I may as well have picked up flank steaks for 3.99 a pound, vs the NY strip for 14.99 a pound. If I wanted fucking beef jerky I would get fucking beef jerky. Cooking a nice steak past medium instantly means its lost its flavor, texture, and purpose as a steak and should be served to dogs or raccoons that you really dont like.

>>726183294
I mean its cooked through right but why the fuck isn't it seared?

>>726186932
You're shopping at all the wrong stores.

I don't get to eat steak that often I wouldn't have a say in this :(

>>726187088
Then dont fucking post you stupid cunt.

>>726182033
>your smelly blood

You sound like a little fag

>>726163923
Anyone who judges someone else for how they prefer their food cooked is an insecure faggot.

Anything above medium is fucking heresy

I like mine medium rare.

>>726165722
lol

What does stake tastes like? I'm Himdoo. Always bin curious.

>>726182033

>dubs check'd
>now im fucking trigger'd
>I hope you like prison food
>and being fucked by niggers

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>>726187220
pic related it's you
manly man eating menstrual blood to be erect and not to feel like a manlet
supah male vitality

>>726163923

AT WHAT TEMP YOU STUPID INFORMATION GRAPHIC

>>726187339
>What does stake tastes like? I'm Himdoo. Always bin curious.

It tastes like freedom, man. Like freedom.

>>726187676
He's cute. I'd stroke him off while he fed me steak.

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>>726187728

>>726187676
Yes. It allows me to absorb the animal's chi. And sparkle.

>>726166230
OK Donald.

>>726187855
WT FUCK DOES THAT MEAN??
HOT?

>>726187265
When you have shitty and incorrect opinions on how to cook steak you loose all rights as a human.

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>>726187956

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Anything below medium well
>when you need to see some natural ketchup because your fancy restaurant refuses to provide real one.
I bet you love blood pudding too fucking animals

>>726188064
You proved my point.

For a steak I'd be fine with anything from medium to well done. Now hamburgers, those need to be medium well or well done

>>726188216
I love you somehow.

>>726188097
YOUR NOT HELPING YOU TREMENDOUS CASSEROLE

>>726188276
Not really. Im secure because I know whats right and thats what I do.

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>>726187865
I bet you absorb friends chi by drinking fresh unpasteurized cum straight from uncooked and diseased benis distributor

>>726177686
your cat thinks you belong to him, most cats treat their owners like their children, thus why they will bring a dead animal to you, they are trying to teach you to hunt.

dogs unconditionally love you and treat you like their parent though

>>726188488
>projecting

>>726188489
ackshully they're trying to earn their keep

>>726174710
what does it taste like? keen to try tartare

>>726163923

personally I like mine medium well.

>>726163923
The middle 3, it doesn't matter which one.

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Well done, fuck raw food

>>726177802
Steak butter lol

>>726188805
after a bit of searching it turns out its a bit of both, hey we're both right.

>>726189163
wrong

>>726163923
All ways can be good, from raw carpaccio or tartar to properly well done steak, it's a matter of actually knowing how to cook.
It also depends on the cut.

>>726189163
you're a bit of a poof

>>726189244
how so?

>>726189368
go climb a ladder made of dicks with your ass.

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Oy veyyyyyy
Dear peasants, eat uncooked meat from our fanciest restaurants, it's much tastier that way, do not smell like shit, also no possible parasites inside
it's not like we are saving shekels on energy to heat it up.

>>726189502
can I borrow your ladder?

>>726182463
I was going to say it wasn't blue cheese, and you've probably never had real blue cheese, but that does look like real cheese, so good on you, that looks great.

>>726164065
Kill yourself.

>>726189664
sorry I don't have a dick ladder, your dick ladder will have to do.

>>726163923
Put it inside Sharjah ruler asshole for 5 minutes.

>>726185148
>If you go above medium rare, you're ruining perfectly good meat.

You're objectively wrong here. It's still a steak up to medium, but I personally cannot enjoy any steak cooked more than in between medium rare and medium.

Above medium is just unground hamburger.

>>726189036

This, tbh. I honestly don't understand the big deal. I've had steak done medium-rare, and most of the time it's just kind of gelatinous and gross in the middle, and doesn't really taste better than medium or medium-well. It's just different.

Do steak snobs really believe their "Shoe leather" comments? Because that's a stupid exaggeration if I've ever heard one.

>>726189725
>steak tasting capability determined by ability to locate bleu cheese

You're special.

>>726185189
I am a chef and yes we only flip it once unless one side looks like it getting to dark

>>726189859
no bud, your girl's ladder. I know she has one.

>>726186809
This. Animals can't legally express ownership. Checkmate, atheists.

>>726189978
If you don't know real cheese, you probably don't know what real food is supposed to taste like. You'd probably think that outback is a good steak, cause you know it looks like the food you were told is good, sort of.

>>726190096
you have pretty strong assumptions to think that my hand needs a ladder.

>>726190096

Yeah and all of the dicks on it are mine, YOUR MOM AND GIRLFRIEND CLIMB IT TOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rare is the only acceptable way to eat a steak.

>>726172121
I disagree. That EXIT sign is not in Japanese.

>>726189947
>I don't understand
>it doesn't exist

got a center of the universe here

>>726163923
If you DON'T eat it well done with ketchup you are just a pretentious, tasteless, neckbeard.

>>726190308

>Got a center of the universe here
>In a thread where people are expressing their opinions on food

Are you really this retarded?

>never going to amount to anything in life
>better have strongly emotional opinions on food preferences

>>726190143
>>726189978

>>726176651
Blue rare is inedible on anything other than a premium cut of meat.

>>726163923
Medium well to well.

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>>726190427

>>726190578
This.
It's fine if it's a nice chunk of tenderloin from a freshly(by which i mean butchered entirely in house) butchered cow, but anything else you should probably cook the meat.
Same goes for tartar, it's great, but you really don't want to take any chances with it, unless you like parasites.

>>726188886
I can't discribe. Tartare is not for everyone. Love or hate. Meal popular in France and Poland.

>>726183294
Was it a cheap cut? Marinades can do wonders for a cheap steak if you don't want to or currently can't shell out for a good cut. If it is a high quality steak though, you've ruined it.

>>726190947
and quebec

>>726190453

Kek, this x1000

I love how all of these gordon ramsay wannabes sit around and circlejerk over how people cook their meat.

I bet all of you have at least one weird thing that you do to food that is disgusting that you don't give a single flying fuck about, but when it comes to meat, that's when it's time to get out your spurs and mount up your high horse? Are you guys literally autistic?

What about shit like:

>If you put ketchup in eggs, pasta, or rice, mac n cheese, you're a degenerate
>If you dip french fries in mayonnaise, you're a fucking degenerate
>If you put salt on your fruit, fucking degenerate
etc

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>>726163923
I cook mine steak 6nanoseconds each side, add some salt, thats all. It preserves all the best juices from being wasted, all flavour is untouched. The real man steak. If you are killing the steak by cooking it more than that you simply a faggot. Pathetic excuse of a man, scared of blood. No wonder most of you so weak thin and beta. Its better to be cucked than pass such inferior genes
>pic related the god tier steak

I like medium well, my dad used to be the one to cook steaks and would cook them to the point of leather and it was so chewy that I would get a sore jaw from all the chewing.
When I started cooking the steaks I would go for medium well and both my father and I are enjoying the steaks more since its not a struggle to eat anymore.
I'd probably try cook medium but my dad would probably complain a lot so it would be a pain.

>>726191211

>scared of blood

Steak doesn't have blood in it, anon. You're retarded

>>726191168
>>If you don't dip french fries in mayonnaise, you're a fucking degenerate
FTFY

>>726163923
Medium rare. It is known.

>>726191168
>if you dip your freedom fries in mayo, nacho cheese, and arsenic you are perfectly normal.

>>726182033
>People who eat well done steaks are repulsed by vaginas
Kek

>>726191295
>>726191418

Absolutely disgusting

Dont forget the fancy sauce guys

>>726191251
You are right, if you overcook it erythrocytes in the fluid turns into nigger sperm

>>726184696

>loses any resemblance to meat at all

What the fuck does that MEAN, are you retarded? Do you genuinely believe this? Or is this just retarded hyperbole?

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>>726163923
>punch live cow in ribs
>rip out a handful of flesh
>use 1000c katana to cut thin slices whilst cooking it
>commit seppuku after ultimate meal

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>>726166361
No salt before cooking red meat. It makes it dry.

>>726191446
>People who eat rare steaks are not repulsed by smelly, unhygienic vaginas on periods
ewwww...

>>726190094
uhh I'm a head executive chef and we flip literally every second over a high flame. if you are not a human god damned rotisserie roller, you are pleb tier and ruining all meat.

>>726190094
you lack perfect cross grill marks doing that.

>>726191811
You're not doing it right, then.

>>726191446
>>726191843
>well done virgins
>medium rare chads

fuck yeah

>>726192127
blue waffle awaits 4u, alpha male

>>726182463
>eating a steak next to a baby

pbly not a very good restaurant...but still looks quite nice

>>726163923
I enjoy a nice steak, but not any of the ways shown, just a quick sear, and serve.

>>726191989
There's nothing to do right, it's a chemical reaction, the blood get sucked out because of the salt.

I'm a french cook btw

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>>726191983
>head executive chef
is there more than one exec chef in you're restaurant or are we lying on the internet?

between rare and medium rare is the sweet spot not too bloody and let the spices cook in

Real men only use salt and pepper or spicy

>>726192717

This. Leave the baby in the fucking car next time you autist

>>726192811
a: there's no blood to begin with
b: actually the opposite happens
Just because you are a smelly frog, and make cup-o-noodles for yourself does not make you an expert in cooking

>>726192943
>scared of blood
>it's not blood
>thinks he is a real men

>>726192831

Excuse me, he's trained his whole life to transcend the meager titles of "Head Chef" or "Executive Chef," it's taken him his whole life but he is now a HEAD EXECUTIVE CHEF

check your privilege please

Ground up and between two halves of a bun with cheese and ketchup

>>726193107
Okay you're right, if you want

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>>726192811
>even fucking french cucks like all them period fluids on their plate
don't disgust me or my son ever again

>>726192811
I don't give a fuck what your nationality, if you think salting a steak dries it out then you're a fucking retard, in any language.

>>726164054
Why don't you eat it raw faggot?

>>726192811
Alain Ducasse disagrees with you, you dumb fucking faggot.

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/02/27/dining/the-chef-steak-with-style-easy-does-it.html

>>726193881
I bet you are american illiterate nigger from detroit.
Check the terms like hypertonic environment and plasmolysis means

>anything below medium well
fuck off vampirefags

>>726194156
>>726194138

>>726163923
Rare. As any true man would have it. No, fuck that: RAW. No, fuck THAT! Just bring me a cow and a butcher's knife! I'll cut out what I want and ride the rest home.

>>726164065
Jesus. The poor thing already died once, why you gotta kill it again?

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>>726164519
My rule is 8 minutes per inch on a medium hot grill. If you want to be fancy, sear it on highest possible for 30 seconds per side and subtract that from the total cook time. Any seasoning should be added post sear.

>>726163923
Extra well done with ketchup

>>726178358
its not. It's for niggers

>>726165312
Uh. You don't sear it after? Next time you should just dunk your fucking head into the tub of water and nap there until you are dead.

>>726178358
Because you have diabetes?

Medium, salt n pepper. Golden.

>>726174710
My job does a wagyu tartare with a quail egg and smoked pepper aioli. Shit is amazing

>>726163923
I only eat steak well done. I don;t know how people can even consider eating meat raw. You don't eat chicken raw do you? Well why beef?

>>726195948
hipster fashion

>>726196024
Kys. Have fun with your warms faggot.

>>726195948
That's like saying "you don't eat your chicken raw, so why carrots?" Two completely different thinks, jackoff.

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>>726182774

medium Well done to well done, but still tender, if you can't only ge it to raw or fucking burned then you fuck up at cooking

Why not chicken?

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>>726163923
Wet aged Prime ribeye
Salt
Pepper
Grilled 900f+
Medium rare

This is the best steak

>>726173765
A fag, yes
Not a loser my man, he Kicked Hillary right in the cunt